And jumping up and down, it's no different from my usual life, and if I have to, it's that I don't have a heartbeat at all.

King Jizo looked at me with a pleased face and said, "Yes, yes. ”

"Thank you, Jizo King Bodhisattva." I hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed to the Jizo King Bodhisattva.

"Since you have turned into a lotus root, then, I will give you one more thing." After speaking, in the hands of the Jizo King Bodhisattva, two eggs were handed out

I smiled and said, "Jizo King Bodhisattva, how polite you are, just help me reshape my body, and give me eggs for what, I don't like to eat eggs very much." ”

As I spoke, I took the two eggs, and as soon as I got them in my hand, they cracked, and out of the eggs, two chicks came out.

These two chicks, one cyan and the other fiery red, are no different from ordinary birds except for their strange eyes.

"Bodhisattva, I don't usually have pets." I say.

The Bodhisattva of the King of the Earth nodded slightly: "Sure enough, you are their destined person, these two, named Qingluan Fire Phoenix, are the descendants of Nezha's side who accompanied Qingluan Fire Phoenix, and the two eggs have been by my side for so long, and they have not hatched." ”

"You are the incarnation of lotus root, I thought about bringing it over to try it, but I didn't expect it to be." Jizo King Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Okay, it's been four months in the blink of an eye, and now you have reshaped your physical body, everything is different from before, all abilities have been lost, so let's start again." ”

Along the way, I had a lot of questions to ask Jizo King Bodhisattva.

This Qingluan Fire Phoenix is famous, it was Nezha's Hot Wheels, so I asked: "Bodhisattva, since you have given them all the Hot Wheels, do you look at the fire spear, the Qiankun Circle, and the Chaotian Aya, are you also giving them to me?" ”

As a result, the Bodhisattva of Jizo didn't talk to me at all and sent me back Yang.

……

I opened my eyes and turned my head to look.

At this time, I was lying naked in a wood, and I hurriedly covered my lower body and looked around, but there was no one around.

Qingluan, Huofeng, and two little birds gathered around me, chirping and chirping.

I hurriedly pinched the trick: "Supreme Ying Yuanzun, the thirty-sixth of the heavens, the nine heavens are in the universalization, the transformation of the ten realms, the divine soldiers are as urgent as the law, edict!" ”

No response.

"Heaven and earth are infinite and endless!" I'm going to use the palm charm again, but it still doesn't work.

Grass, have I really lost the Dao?

Forget it, now is not the time to dwell on this thing, I hurriedly grabbed some leaves from the ground, put them under my crotch, and ran out of the forest with my bare butt.

The two little birds, Qingluan and Huofeng, followed me all the way, arguing so much.

When I saw a village, I stole a pair of underwear and a piece of clothing, and then I found the people in the village and asked what the place was.

But I haven't asked yet.

"Second Brother Li, isn't this your clothes? There are thieves! ”

"Run." After I finished talking to the Qingluan Fire Phoenix on my head, I pulled my legs and ran, these two birds are much more unrighteous than I imagined, they fly so fast that I can't catch up.

I ran out of breath for a while, and then I learned that I was in the suburbs of Chongqing at this time, and I didn't have anything on me, no phone or anything like that, let alone call Yan Beixun to pick me up, and even the clothes on my body were newly stolen.

I found a road, waited for it, and several cars passed by, but they refused to stop.

Makes me half angry.

The last beautiful woman driving a BMW stopped the car, she was wearing sunglasses, she was dressed very fashionably, she smiled and said, "Zhang Xiu, why do you take a taxi here?" ”

I looked, Luo Yaqian.

I saw that it was an acquaintance, and I was not polite, so I opened the car door and sat down, and Qingluan Huofeng naturally followed in.

Luo Yaqian's face changed and scolded: "Hurry up and drive these two stinky birds out, what if they shit in my car." ”

"Luo Meinu, I haven't seen you for a long time, after all, old classmates, I'll go to Nanping Pedestrian Street." I laughed.

Luo Yaqian glared at me: "Do I know you very well?" Get out! ”

I think of what happened at the beginning, and I can't help but sigh in my heart, is this really not a good match, the woman I chased at the beginning, now I hate me so much, is my character so bad?

"Let me tell you, my boyfriend is a shareholder of Loulong Group, you better get out of the car, he knows a lot of acquaintances at the police station." Luo Yaqian looked at me with a bored expression.

If I get out of the car, I won't be allowed to walk back.

"It's okay, you can drive me to the Public Security Bureau." I nodded.

Luo Yaqian gritted her teeth, then took out the phone and called.

"Hey, husband, I'm being bullied, well, ...... in the suburbs"

I snatched her phone directly, and then said to the person over there: "Hey, buddy, my name is Zhang Xiu, I am a colonel in the army, and now I want to requisition your girlfriend's car, that's it, hang up." ”

With that, I hung up.

Seeing that Luo Yaqian was still reluctant to drive, I said, "If you don't want to drive me away, it's okay, but I have a request." ”

Luo Yaqian looked at me with an inquiring look.

"That is, I'll open it, you sleep next to it, isn't it good, you can still tease these two stupid birds to play, these two stupid birds, let me tell you, it's Qingluan Huofeng, it's awesome, know Nezha's Hot Wheels, and fly to the sky if you rub it."

Luo Yaqian looked at me with a look of neurotic eyes: "I think you are bragging, and you want to go to heaven." ”

With that, she started driving.

I sat in the car, and I felt comfortable in my heart, and asked, "That, Yaqian, didn't you and your father open a noodle restaurant in Dianjiang before, why did you drive such a good car?" ”

"Hmph, my boyfriend is a shareholder of a large group, and he doesn't have my car, more than 500,000." Luo Yaqian said happily.

I saw her showing off like this, and I felt a little unhappy, specially, if it had been before, I would have forgotten it, but I had just been resurrected, and I was looked down upon, what does this mean.

Thinking of this, I raised my hand and grabbed Qingluan, and said, "It's not me who blows, this Qingluan, take it out and sell it for one billion, and some people are rushing to ask for it, do you believe it?" Just this feather can be compared to this car before. ”

Suddenly, my hand hurt, and this Qingluan actually scratched me dissatisfied, and I grinned with my red teeth.

When it flies, it chirps happily.

After Luo Yaqian sent me to Nanping Pedestrian Street, I happily grabbed two birds and got out of the car.

"Luo Meinu, thank you, next time we meet, you're welcome if there's anything you need."

After saying that, I hurriedly ran towards the Chinese medicine shop, I hadn't seen him for so long, and I didn't know how Ai Tangtang was doing.

As soon as I walked into the Chinese medicine shop, I saw Ai Tang Tang chatting with a middle-aged man in his fifties.

As soon as she saw me return, she screamed with joy, rushed up, and jumped into my arms.