Since Guiyang does not have a direct flight to Guam, we can only go to Hong Kong for a transit and then fly directly to Guam. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

To be honest, at the beginning of this trip, we were indeed a little excited, after all, this is also a foreign country, which can be regarded as being in line with capitalism.

But the good times didn't last long.

When we arrived in Hong Kong after a late plane and a long time of grinding and chirping, our patience was worn out, not to mention the so-called excitement.

"It's so troublesome to change planes! What a fucking pain! ”

Uncle Fat hasn't stopped talking since he arrived in Hong Kong, and he has been scolding along the way, if it weren't for his small voice and fast talk, I'm afraid he would have to attract the attention of many people on the road.

It stands to reason that Uncle Fat is the most temperamental person in our group.

Honest and kind, this seems to be synonymous with him.

But at this time, he seemed to be a different person, such as Fang Shiliang, and they were much more irritable.

"Uncle, don't worry, we didn't catch up on this flight, didn't they change it for us?" The blind boss walked beside the fat uncle and kept comforting him: "Just think it's fun in Hong Kong, let's do this for a while." ”

"The little blind man is right, fat man, don't worry." Old man Zuo also interjected a few words, and said with a smile: "There are still two or three days before the appearance of Bulao Mountain, which is enough for us to make all preparations." ”

When he heard the words of the blind boss and the old man Zuo, the fat uncle nodded and didn't say anything, but his expression was still so ugly.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, I can still understand Uncle Fat, really.

The blind boss is the nephew he brought up and raised, although there is no blood relationship between the two of them, it is no exaggeration to say that their relationship is similar to that of their biological father and son.

saw that his son was cornered by the ghost Tai Sui.

In addition, the Dusheng Sect also has to go up to the Immortal Mountain with us.

Finally, I have to add that the plane is delayed, which causes the booked flight to not keep up........ Really, if the fat uncle is not irritable, then there is a ghost!

As the saying goes, a dog that bites doesn't bark, a dog that loves to bark doesn't bite, and the same goes for a fat uncle.

Although this is a bit ugly, it is indeed the case, and if the fat uncle who usually has a good temper becomes irritable, it is indeed a bit terrifying.

"Xiao Yuan, you call Xiao Han and them to report their safety." Uncle Fat said.

"Huh! Good! ”

I nodded busily, then took out my mobile phone and called Shen Han.

When I called Shen Han to report that they were safe, Uncle Fat had already led us into a certain restaurant, called the waiter with a calm face and began to order.

"It's getting dark, and when we get to Guam, it's at least early tomorrow morning." The fat uncle sat on the chair, frowned, still had a lollipop in his mouth, and gritted his teeth and said, "What a bullshit flight, this can be delayed!" ”

"Uncle, if you want to smoke, let's go to the smoking area together, don't compete with lollipops here........" Wu Qiusheng looked at the fat uncle cautiously, with a little horror in his eyes.

"No, you don't." The fat uncle said, clacking the lollipop with a click, looking at the boarding pass in his hand as if he wanted to eat people, the kind of irritability contained in his tone, even Fang Shiliang and the others were frightened.

"That....... Old ghost! Seeing that the situation was not good, the blind boss hurriedly changed the topic and asked Fang Shiliang: "Where are the old people?" ”

"It's still on the beach, and it's waiting for us before we go to sea." Fang Shiliang replied in a low voice, then glanced at the fat uncle, and his smile was quite flattering: "Uncle, do you want me to urge them?" ”

"Push a fart." The fat uncle said viciously: "We haven't arrived when they arrive, this is a fart!" ”

"Oooh....... Listen to you! Fang Shiliang nodded and said, "When you ask me to urge, I will urge them to go to sea!" ”

By this time, the waiter had already started serving us food.

Seeing these delicious foods, Uncle Fat's expression softened a little, and before we could move the chopsticks, Uncle Fat silently took a chopstick dish and tasted it.

In the next second, he spit the dish into the bowl.

"Damn, the chef of this restaurant is going to kill someone?" The fat uncle's face was full of anger: "Is this a fucking dish?" ”

Hearing this, we couldn't help but be stunned, and then we also took a chopstick dish and tasted it.

Speaking of conscience, these dishes are not bad, they are all delicious, but the fat uncle will say that, probably because of his irritability, which makes him tasteless........

"Why don't we eat somewhere else?" The blind boss asked flatteringly.

"Change your fart!" The fat uncle scolded, then picked up the chopsticks, and began to sweep the dishes on the table like a storm: "We are here to do business, not to travel, where are there so many requirements?!" ”

When we heard this, we didn't dare to squeak.

At that time, even Old Man Sun and Old Man Zuo didn't dare to speak, and only dared to eat carefully, which shows how terrifying the momentum on Uncle Fat is........

Maybe it's because he was full, the fat uncle's mood showed some signs of improvement after the meal, and when he went to the smoking area with us to smoke, he would have a smile on his face from time to time.

"It's a pity that we can't stay in Hong Kong for a few more days." When the shopkeeper Kong was smoking, his mouth was not idle, but he didn't dare to scream in front of the fat uncle: "If I can stay for a few more days, I will definitely take you to have a good time, especially you, fat uncle, I will take you to eat all the delicacies in Hong Kong when I have the opportunity!" ”

"Well, there's a chance." The fat uncle nodded.

Hearing this, Shopkeeper Kong's face was overjoyed, as if he felt that his words had played a role in easing Uncle Fat's emotions, and he immediately became happy.

But what he never expected was that the next sentence of Uncle Fat would knock everyone here into the abyss.

"If tonight's flight is delayed again, then we can stay in Hong Kong and have time to eat those delicacies." The fat uncle gritted his teeth and said.

"Holy shit." Shopkeeper Kong couldn't help but mutter.

"What are you scolding?" The fat uncle glared.

"No....... It's nothing ........" Shopkeeper Kong swallowed his saliva, and while the fat uncle didn't pay attention, he whispered to us: "I feel that the fat uncle is going crazy." ”

As soon as we heard what the shopkeeper Kong said, we all nodded in unison and muttered in unison.

"I think so."

....................

At about 9 p.m. that night, we boarded our flight to Guam on time.

It's no exaggeration to say that when we got on the plane and found a place to sit down, we were so moved that we almost cried.

It's not because we're excited that we're finally there, it's because we're ....... Uncle Fat has finally returned to a normal state!

If this flight is delayed again, I suspect that Uncle Fat will blow up this airport by some means to vent his anger, sincerely.

"Holy shit, it's all the sea down there!" I leaned against the window, looked at the dark night scene below, and said, "It's a pity, if it were daytime, we would still be able to see clearly." ”

"If you can't see the sea, you can see the stars." Old man Zuo sat beside me, leaned back in his chair, closed his eyes and recuperated while talking to me: "If nothing else, when we come back, the flight will be daytime." ”

Hearing this, I hummed and nodded.

"Master, have you been panicking these days?" I turned around and asked the old man left.

"What's the panic?" Old man Zuo smiled: "I'm not as nervous as you, in terms of psychological quality, I'm still very passable." ”

"Master Luo is on the Immortal Mountain, you don't think I forgot about this, right?" I asked in a low voice.

Hearing my words, Old Man Zuo's smile froze on his face in an instant.

"Do you remember?" Old man Zuo sighed.

"yes, remember." I nodded: "Are you afraid that something will happen to Master Luo?" ”

"If he entered the mountain through normal channels, then I wouldn't be worried, but the grandson obviously forcibly broke in........" Old man Zuo smiled bitterly: "Forcibly breaking into the Immortal Mountain, since ancient times, I really don't know who there is....... Ay! This old thing just doesn't understand! He's got a fart in the first mountain! Doesn't this increase our psychological burden? ”

"Don't worry, I think, Master Luo is not a stupid person, since he did this, then he has his reasons." I patted the old man on the shoulder and comforted, "Maybe they're waiting for us at the bottom of the mountain." ”

Old man Zuo sighed and shook his head.

"Hopefully."

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