87_87164Sun Xiaopeng held back a smile and whispered in my ear: "Don't say it, in our organization, Ai Tang Tang is the most popular among the boss, at that time the boss still wanted to accept her as an apprentice, but Ai Tang Tang didn't do it, Luo Fang really dared to beat Tang Tang, and he had to be cleaned up by the boss when he went back." ”

Sure enough, Luo Fang's face was very helpless, and he said speechlessly: "Hey, don't make trouble, I'm here to collect demons, eldest sister who collects demons, give me some face, take away the guy I eat, what will I catch." ”

"Brother Luo, are you hungry, otherwise let's go out for some supper first, and then find two chicks to rub the bath, this big night, compared to collecting demons, it is more comfortable to find two girls to rub the bath, right?" Sun Xiaopeng said with a smile.

"You're in for a treat?" Luo Fang blurted out, and then scolded: "Bah, I've really been with you for a long time, and you talk like this." ”

"Come on, it's your cry from the soul, right?" Sun Xiaopeng glanced at him and said.

After finishing speaking, Sun Xiaopeng took out a bottle of cow tears, wiped it on himself, and handed it to Ai Tang Tang.

"It's not interesting to talk so much nonsense, you know that it's impossible for me to give up, and you, if you have the ability to stop me, you are." After Luo Fang finished speaking, he smiled and said, "To deal with you, even if you don't have my dagger, it's the same." ”

"I look down on people too much." I scolded: "Sun Xiaopeng, go on!" ”

"Why do you let me go first, you go first." Sun Xiaopeng gave me a blank look.

"You guy, rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses will go first." I said speechlessly.

"Okay." Sun Xiaopeng nodded and asked, "What are you out of?" ”

Don't underestimate rock-paper-scissors, it's a game of intelligence, I thought for a moment and said, "I'm out scissors." ”

If he really believes, he will produce stones, and I will produce cloth, but he will surely guess.

I was guessing what he would do, so Sun Xiaopeng said, "It's my grandson who doesn't come out with scissors, come on." ”

"It's a big deal that I'll go first if I lose, but you have to admit that you're a grandson." Sun Xiaopeng looked at me with a smile, looking like he had succeeded in his treacherous scheme.

"Fuck you, uncle." I kicked Sun Xiaopeng in the ass and kicked him towards Luo Fang.

Sun Xiaopeng was staggered and kicked in front of Luo Fang, Sun Xiaopeng coughed and said: "Ahem, Brother Luo, we are all cultural people, in this way, we also guess boxing?" ”

"Fuck off." Luo Fang looked crying and laughing, and pushed Sun Xiaopeng away, and when Luo Fang was pushing Sun Xiaopeng, Sun Xiaopeng hugged Luo Fang and shouted at me: "Hurry up and call the police, when the police come, I will say that he wants to force me, Lao Tzu and him will die together, and go to the police station for one night." ”

"But you're both men." I looked at Sun Xiaopeng speechlessly.

"You don't care." Sun Xiaopeng said as he took off his clothes.

To be honest, a scoundrel like Sun Xiaopeng is really the best.

I was also embarrassed to let him down, so I quickly took out my mobile phone and dialed the number of the police station.

After about a few minutes, the police on our side came to the door of the Chinese medicine shop, this policeman looked to be in his thirties, and when he walked in, he asked, "Who called the police?" ”

"Me, me." Sun Xiaopeng hugged Luo Fang and said to the police: "This guy wants to force me." ”

"Uh." The policeman looked at the two people with a disgusted expression: "But, you are holding him." ”

"Don't worry about it, then Lao Tzu wants to be strong x he can always do it, you just say that you police don't care." Sun Xiaopeng looked like a ruffian.

Luo Fang didn't speak again the whole time, he sighed: "I knew you would be like this, damn, Sun Xiaopeng, after this incident, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up." ”

"Hehe, uncle policeman, handcuffs, hurry up and take the two of us to the police station to investigate for one night." Sun Xiaopeng said positively.

I guess this policeman has never seen such an active 'criminal'.

Wonderful.

Does this work too?

Originally, I wanted to have a big fight with Luo Fang, but I didn't expect Sun Xiaopeng to 'die together' with Luo Fang in this way.

The police naturally took them away, and when Sun Xiaopeng left, he looked generous and righteous, and turned back to me and said, "Comrade, the revolution has not yet succeeded, you still need to work hard." ”

After the two of them were taken away by the police, I turned my head and asked Ai Tang Tang: "What does the boss like Sun Xiaopeng like?" ”

"Don't ask me, how do I know what the boss thinks." Ai Tang Tang shrugged his shoulders: "He's relatively normal, usually more weird, Sun Xiaopeng's head thinks differently than ours." ”

"Huh, it's okay now, I didn't expect to solve Luo Fang so lightly, and then there will be the boss left, right?" I breathed a sigh of relief, looked back at Fang Jing, who was sitting on the sofa, holding the bronze statue of my grandfather, and said, "Only if the boss has this bronze statue, he should be able to resist some of his Taoist skills." ”

"Cut, don't underestimate the boss." Ai Tang Tang pouted.

I was in a pretty good mood, so I sat next to Ai Tang Tang and asked: "By the way, what's going on with you stealing things, you can steal Luo Fang's dagger from such a distance, this is more awesome than juggling, last Spring Festival Gala or something, it is estimated that it is easy to become famous." ”

"Juggling?" Ai Tang Tang thought for a while and said: "Actually, stealing is very similar to magic, and the superficial stealing technique is actually taken away without knowing it, but this is actually not difficult, as long as you use other things to attract the attention of others, such as this." ”

A wallet appeared in Ai Tang Tang's hand.

When I looked, it was my wallet again.

Well, anyway, this kind of thing with Ai Tang Tang will have to get used to sooner or later.

"I stole your wallet, using the most basic eye fast, when I talked to you just now, I attracted your attention, all your attention is listening to me, and the rest of the guard will be much less." Ai Tang Tang said: "A more powerful high-level stealing technique requires your so-called trick trick." ”

"In fact, we steal things at a high level, and we know a lot of magic tricks, and these magic tricks are not at all by magicians, which belong to the magic tricks in our industry." Ai Tang Tang said: "For example, if you take things from the air, in fact, this involves some things at the level of Taoism. ”

That's right, taking things from the air like Ai Tang Tang, no matter what, it can't be an ordinary person's means, it must involve Taoism.

"Is your master very powerful?" I asked curiously, Ai Tang Tang is only about twenty years old, about the same age as me, but with such a good ability, her master must be a master.

"Can't tell." Ai Tang Tang shook his head and said with a smile: "My master said, I can't say anything, you have the ability to bite me?" ”。