I said helplessly: "No, don't guess, I'll let you know when the time comes, I'm sure to surprise you!" ”

"It's over...... You're really looking for a food stall......" The gorilla looked more helpless than I was.

"Guess what, I'm going to the airport, and I've been busy informing relatives and friends in the last few days."

The gorilla nodded: "Okay, then call me if there's something!" ”

After the separation, I called home and told my mother that I would be home in the afternoon, and my mother was also very happy, and I chatted for more than half an hour, I kept smiling and responding, and then said: "Mom, I'm at the airport, I won't tell you yet, and we'll talk slowly when we get home." ”

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After more than two hours on the plane, I finally got home.

When my dad heard that I was back, he asked for a leave, and when I returned home, he was already at home, and after entering the house, I said, "Lao Li, are you back too?" Doesn't your company allow you to take time off? ”

Daddy said, "You little cub is engaged, can I not come back?" The company won't let you take leave! Anyway, you little cub has a future, and you can support me if I don't go to work. ”

"Okay, okay. By the way, Dad, Mom, I contacted Ning Rou just now, and we decided to hold an engagement banquet on the 15th of this month, and it's time to inform relatives and friends. ”

Dad said, "Then you can inform me." ”

"I notify?"

"Can you speak?" Daddy asked.

"Yes."

"Will you call?"

"Yes."

"Then if you don't notify me, will you let me notify?"

I scratched my hair: "Okay, I'll inform." ”

So I pulled out the phone number book and called the seven aunts and eight aunts......

All kinds of relatives who had not been in contact with them often before were all notified.

And then...... I notified Chen Haotian, the cheap man and others again, and when the cheap man heard that I was about to hold an engagement banquet, he was very happy, and asked me if I could take Piao Piao and Qingyang Daoyou with me. I said okay, you can do whatever you want, but the ticket is at your own expense, and the muttered in a low voice: "Then I'll ask Sister Xiaoling for reimbursement......"

I made a slot on the spot, how difficult are you? Go to someone's engagement banquet to eat and drink for free, and I want people to reimburse you for the airfare! There is nothing more shameless in the world than this, and if I were given another chance, I would say to him: reimburse your grandmother's legs! If I had to ask how long I wanted to say, I would say ...... 10,000 times!!

This is definitely cheap! Seeing the cheap is closer than seeing your own father!! But it doesn't matter...... The Xu family is rich and powerful, this engagement banquet is paid for by the Xu family, this little money is just a drop in the bucket for others, if I am asked to hold an engagement banquet, I can't do such a big pomp, it is estimated that the eight families will send people to the scene this time.

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Five days later.

I flew straight to the capital with my father and mother, fox demon, cheap man, cheap man's parents and girlfriend, Qingyang Daoyou, Chen Haotian, and Huangmao Eleven. Chen Haotian heard that I was getting married, and directly said that he must be there to celebrate, so this time he brought Huang Mao with him. This yellow-haired, man, and Qingyang Daoyou three living treasures gathered together, maybe something will happen to me......

Sure enough, as soon as they got on the plane, these three superlatives played tricks.

Cheap men, Qingyang Daoyou, and Huang Mao sit in a row.

After the plane took off, Qingyang Daoyou took off his shoes very unconsciously and put his feet on the small table in front of the plane. But since there were a lot of drinks on his table, he put his feet on the table of the cheap man next to him.

Qingyang Daoyou is by the window, the cheap man sits in the middle, and the yellow hair sits on the right.

The covered his nose and said to Huang Mao, "It stinks, help me get it away." ”

Huang Mao asked with a bitter face: "Why don't you shuttle early?" ”

"Get it out of the way!" The urged.

"Why don't you shuttle early?" Huang Mao still asked bitterly.

"Hey, get it out of the way!!"

"Morning shuttle...... Why not shuttle early? You're early...... Early shuttle ......"

Qingyang Daoyou's feet were so delicious that he almost didn't fight with other passengers, and then the flight attendant came to persuade him to fight, and politely said to Qingyang Daoyou: "Sir, can you please put on your shoes?" Thank you for your cooperation. ”

Qingyang Daoyou saw that the flight attendant was quite beautiful, and hurriedly stroked his poor few hairs confidently: "Miss, you must be deeply infatuated with the unique smell of my socks, right?" In that case, I'll give you these socks with my signature! It has been with me for four springs, summers, autumns and winters, and it is very memorable! You can hang it on the wall when you get home......"

The interjected: "Hanging on the window can ward off mosquitoes, and hanging on the head of the bed can prevent pregnancy!" ”

The flight attendant saw that Qingyang Daoyou was really going to take off her stinky socks, and hurriedly said, "Sir, please don't take off your socks." ”

Qingyang Daoyou said scoundrelly: "Then if you tell me your mobile phone number, I won't take it off." ”

"But, sir......"

Before the stewardess finished speaking, the said: "Tell him quickly, otherwise he will really take off in a while, hey, look, he is going to take it off!" He's going to take it off! ”

I was speechless on the spot...... You can be a flight attendant on a plane, which is definitely a premeditated and planned activity. I said why when I arrived at the airport just now, these two goods were eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows, it turned out that there was a plan to form a group to pick up girls......

Out of the airport, Qingyang Daoyou also confidently stroked his hairstyle: "This woman is not bad, Daoyou, you have to help me this time!" Qingyang Daoyou said that this time it's all up to cheap men!

The pinched his fingers very professionally and calculated, and then said with a solemn face: "Fellow Daoist, it's not easy for you to do this." I just calculated, you are a cigarette butt fire life, that woman is a toilet water life, what do you say will be the consequences of throwing cigarette butts in the toilet? The cigarette butt was extinguished, and the water was dirty. That's a bad sign. ”

"Then what should I do, Daoyou? You've got to figure it out for me! ”

The started bragging......

"You this, if you want to solve it, it is easy to solve it, that is, to change your life! Change it to this...... SpongeBob SquarePants !! ”

Qingyang Daoyou was stunned for a moment: "SpongeBob SquarePants' life? Is there still such a saying in the Five Elements? ”

"Yes!" The nodded affirmatively: "Think about it, how much SpongeBob SquarePants likes water?!" I sue you, you're going to be awesome in the future, you're SpongeBob SquarePants! A stewardess is a toilet! What a match you have! ”

"Really?" Qingyang Daoyou took out a small mirror and asked while tidying up his hairstyle.

"Of course, with your wisdom, I lied to you?!"

Qingyang Daoyou put away the small mirror: "It's also ...... to say"

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Sister Xiaoling knew that we were coming over today, and she had already sent a team to pick us up, according to my request, the cars that came were not sports cars, they were all cars, but even so, they were all BMWs.

When the car drove to the gate of the Xu family, it stopped, because Xu Xiaoling and the head of the Xu family were standing at the gate. The head of the Xu family is not bad, he personally greeted my parents here and gave me enough face. After getting out of the car, I introduced the head of the Xu family to my father and mother, and the head of the Xu family seemed more enthusiastic and beckoned us to sit in the house.

The head of the Xu family said to his father: "You have a good son." ”

"Well, this son, I'm also very satisfied. I didn't expect my in-laws to have such a big power, and the scenery of this courtyard is very unique. "Dad is also a spectacle person, and he doesn't feel inferior at all.

"Fortunately, if you like it, you can live here for a while longer, it's no problem to live permanently, there are many empty houses in the yard, it's close, and we can communicate often." The head of the Xu family said enthusiastically.

Dad refused: "Thank you for the kindness of my in-laws, although I want to stay for a while longer, I still have to go back to work, hehe." ”

In just a few words, Dad and the head of the Xu family probably clashed with each other, which is really powerful! Super personal!

The head of the Xu family looked at Chen Haotian: "Haotian, how long have we not seen each other?" ”

"Back to my uncle, it should have been five years."

"Well, I heard that your career is developing quite well now, so I should congratulate you."

"Uncle has won an award." Chen Haotian said.

Just as the head of the Xu family wanted to say a few more words, the interrupted him again: "Uncle, uncle, do you remember me?" The pointed to his nose and asked the head of the Xu family.

"Remember, you like to eat durian, and I have people prepare a lot." The head of the Xu family said with a smile.

The was also happy: "Uncle, you are too powerful!" Let me introduce you, this talented person is Qingyang Daoyou. ”

The cheap man pointed to Qingyang Daoyou and introduced, Qingyang Daoyou stood up, stroked his hairstyle confidently, and smiled slightly at the head of the Xu family, very gentlemanly.

The head of the Xu family nodded: "Sure enough, it's a talent." ”

Then the continued to introduce: "This is my father, Yang Piaopiao!" This is my mother, Yulemei! ”

The head of the Xu family nodded again: "As soon as I heard the name, I knew that it was husband and wife, and it was really a good match." ”

The's parents also stood up and said, "Hello hello, it's really disturbing this time." ”

The head of the Xu family said: "Don't be so polite, please sit down, don't talk about disturbing or not, Ning Rou and Xiaolong's engagement banquet, you can come to cheer, I'm too late to be happy." ”

The man said to his parents: "Look, I told you that my uncle is the most powerful!" I'm not wrong, right? ”

Then the turned his head and smiled at the head of the Xu family, pulled his girlfriend, and introduced: "This is the ...... of Saunei"

"It's cheap!! Eldest brother!!! I vomited blood and corrected!

The patted his head: "Oh, my head, I recently knew that I was going to see my uncle, so I wanted to learn a few nouns, and I looked up how to introduce my woman on the Internet, and I said on the Internet what I wanted to call it." I'm in a hurry, and I've mixed up Sao and cheap...... Hey, you said that this ancient person is also true, scolding his daughter-in-law and children in front of outsiders, isn't this sick? ”

I clutched my forehead in pain