The eldest uncle is a shrewd businessman, pretending to reprimand the eldest cousin, then shook hands with Uncle Zhao and said, "Big brother, thank you for coming to pick us up, this pack of cigarettes is a specialty of our side, and there is nothing for sale here, come, take it and taste it." ”

Uncle Zhao's words moved the simple Uncle Zhao to a lot, I secretly scolded the old fritter in my heart, it looks very enthusiastic, why don't you usually call my house to say hello? In my opinion, it's not as good as the sharp-toothed big cousin. I have to say that my chubby cousin really became good-looking back then, but it can't be compared with my little sister!

While I looked at her, she also looked at me, pouted, and said, "You're dressed quite tastefully." ”

In fact, it's not that I have taste, but that Sister Xiaoling has taste, and dressing me from head to toe is completely different from before, I smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm about to catch up with your eldest cousin." "I slapped my ass.

However, he was discovered by his 'shrewd' eldest cousin: "Flim flamboyant." ”

I said helplessly: "It's not that I'm flamboyant, but I'm afraid that you will beat me like when I was a child, so I said a few nice words in advance to coax you." ”

Everyone in the car laughed.

According to my request, the car drove to the mall, and I got out of the car and bought ten 'Luxi' cigarettes, as well as four bottles of 'Luliangye' wine, as well as some deer antlers, bear bile, and sea cucumbers, which cost me more than 8,000 yuan in total.

Carrying things into the car, the eldest cousin rummaged through it very rudely, she eats this kind of good thing all year round, of course she knows what I bought, she looked at me a few times and said: "Yo, my cousin is really generous, where have you made a fortune recently?" ”

"Hehe, eldest cousin, don't make fun of me, I opened a typing and copying shop in Qiling City, and I just made a little money, of course it can't be compared with your jade business."

As soon as my father heard me mention jade, he took off the 'dragon and phoenix jade' on his chest and said to his eldest uncle: "Brother-in-law, you are a jade expert, how about looking at my piece of jade?" ”

When I wanted to stop my father, it was too late, and I told him and my mother that this jade is a good thing, and you must carry it close to you, and you can't take it out to show people, otherwise it will make people worry.

I didn't tell my parents the truth back then, they didn't know that this jade was a precious antique of the Song Dynasty.

When the eldest uncle saw the jade pendant, although his face did not change, but a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, he took the jade pendant and looked at it, and then returned it to his father, and said casually: "It's not bad, it's worth five or six thousand yuan." ”

Nonsense! The three treasures that the woman selected for Xiaohui were all sold for a high price of nearly 20 million, not to mention the three treasures selected for me? According to my estimates, no matter how bad this jade is, it is also a well-preserved antique of the Song Dynasty, and a million is still worth it, and my uncle has been in the jade business for decades, and must have recognized this jade as extraordinary, he pretended to say that this jade is not worth much, and then proposed to buy this jade pendant at a high price in a few days.

He must have thought so!

Alas, this jade is remembered by the eldest uncle......

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When I returned to the ancestral house, I found that the earthen house in my impression was gone, and it had become a two-story building.

The room was full of people, and then they began to recognize their relatives, and my father pointed out one by one, what should this be called, what should that be called, and I also greeted them one by one.

Grandma is very old, in her eighties, she looks very old.

Grandpa passed away many years ago, and my father rarely mentioned about my grandfather, and even if I asked, he would change the subject, which made me a little puzzled, but after a long time, I stopped asking.

Giving gifts to relatives, my grandmother scolded me for spending money indiscriminately and praised me for growing up.

The second brother of the second uncle's family is still very enthusiastic about me, pulling me to his house to drink, a drink at eight o'clock in the evening, his alcohol is really good, drinking seven bottles of beer, I am already confused, but he has nothing to do, I hurriedly did not drink with him, step by step back to the ancestral house, I want to go back to remind my father, don't sell the jade pendant to the eldest uncle.

The lights in the ancestral house were still on, and my father and a group of them sat at two tables and were playing cards, which was not convenient to talk to him, so I found a room, threw myself on the bed, and said that I would sleep for a while, and then tell him when I woke up......

As a result, I slept until one o'clock in the middle of the night, because I drank too much beer, which was awakened by urine, rubbed my head, and walked to the toilet.

Just as I was peeing, I suddenly heard a glass shattering sound! At the same time, a female scream was heard from upstairs.

I hurriedly put on my pants and ran upstairs, the screams came from my aunt and my eldest cousin's room, I knocked on the door and said, "Auntie, I'm Xiaolong, what's going on?" ”

The door was quickly opened, and the eldest cousin stood in the doorway in her pajamas and said, "Glass, glass is smashed." ”

The glass was smashed? I looked inside and found a red brick on the ground, which was someone who had deliberately smashed the glass! I ran downstairs, opened the door and went out to search around, but I didn't find anyone, it looked like it had run away.

Who could have done it? This puzzles me.

When I returned to the house, I found that my grandmother, my parents, my aunt and others were all awakened, and I stood at the door and said, "I didn't see anyone, the person who smashed the glass ran away." Grandma, have we offended anyone? ”

"Alas, ask your aunt!" Grandma sighed and returned to her room.

The aunt didn't speak, and walked into the eldest uncle's room.

Dad came downstairs, sat on the sofa, lit a cigarette and said slowly: "When building the house, the construction team crushed the farmland of several villagers, and those villagers asked for money, but your aunt didn't accompany you, so you ended the beam." When the house was built, those villagers also came to make trouble, it is estimated that eighty percent of them did it again, really, the New Year will not stop, Xiaolong, this matter is left to you, as long as the other party does not ask too much, you should lose money, I know that you kid is rich, don't pretend to be poor with me. ”

I rolled my eyes and said, "Dad, don't arrange this kind of on me in the future...... But you've been talking, what else can I say? Go, I'll go to the second brother tomorrow, he should know which villager's land has been crushed, and then I'll go and talk to them about compensation." ”

Dad laughed and cursed, and we all went back to sleep, but the room where the glass was smashed could not be occupied......

Because I drank a lot of wine, I also lay in bed the next day, until about five o'clock in the morning, I was woken up by a sound of slamming the door and a noise, secretly frowning, I got dressed and walked out, only to see my father downstairs turning on the light, standing at the door and asking, "Who?" ”

"Lao Tzu Zhao Erhu! Hurry up and open the door! Or smash the glass! ”

The aunt and the others also walked out and stood by the fence on the second floor and looked down.

As soon as the father heard that the other party was going to smash the glass, he hurriedly opened the door, and more than a dozen big men rushed in, and the leading guy, that is, Zhao Erhu, shouted: "Grass! You're great in town, huh? If you don't give me 100,000 yuan today, you don't want to have a good year! ”

Dad is also a man with anger, and immediately said angrily: Zhao Erhu, I pressed you a few pieces of broken ground, and you asked for 100,000? Don't fucking give a shame! ”

Zhao Erhu's eyes widened, and he waved the mop pole in his hand and hit his father's head! I hurriedly shouted, "Get out of the way!" ”

But Dad didn't expect the other party to say that he would fight, and he was hit by this mop rod, and the mop rod was broken!!

The eldest cousin screamed.

Seeing that my father was beaten, I immediately came up in anger, grabbed the handrail of the stairs, and jumped directly from the second floor!!

Fell to the ground, bent his knees slightly, unloaded the gravity, and then rushed towards Zhao Erhu and the others! Zhao Erhu swept my head with a broken mop pole!

I squatted down and used a trick to sweep my legs, directly tripping Zhao Erhu down! Then kick him in the stomach! beat Zhao Erhu and howled miserably! The dozen or so people who came with him were stunned because my movements were so neat!

Until Zhao Erhu wailed: "!" It's all hands! ”

Including Zhao Erhu, there were a total of 13 people, all of whom were armed with mop poles, shovels, hoes, hammers and other weapons, and several people rushed towards me! I whispered: "Lao Li, you go upstairs!" Leave it to me here! ”

I dodged the oncoming shovel and crashed into the opponent's arms, and the sixteen-way grappling hand used it, and the opponent's arm joints were removed with one move!

There is another hoe sweeping over on the other side! I hurriedly retreated, scolding in my heart, these guys are going to kill them! How much hatred is this TM?

As soon as the people on the other side saw that I had martial arts, the remaining 11 all pounced!

Since the room was too small to dodge, I was grabbed by the collar by one of the guys, and I didn't dodge the other guy's hammer, which hit me on the shoulder, and then the men swarmed up and rained down their fists on me and my face.

Two fists are hard to beat four hands, mainly because the room is too small to be used, otherwise I can slowly grapple with it.

Grandma's anxious voice sounded above: "Don't fight, don't fight, we lose money, don't fight!" ”

I was completely beaten out of anger, and slammed an uppercut on the chin of a person in front of me, and then slammed forward, rushed out of the encirclement, and fought with them, and the sixteen-way grappling hand was frequently used, and the other party was basically all removed by me The joints of the arm, after more than two minutes, there were three people left on the opposite side who were not injured, and the rest were all removed by me, and the arm could not be forced, and the one who hit my downpercut was directly knocked to the ground by me!

I spat on the bloody spit and asked, "Are you still fighting?" ”

The hands of the three people on the opposite side were a little trembling, and they didn't say that they would fight, nor did they say that they would not fight, but they stood there and did not dare to step forward......

(The third correction is being written, to be released later.) ）