How could there be such a thing?

Li Shuhai was shocked when he heard this, slapped the table and said: Damn! Something happened, why didn't the two boys on duty call me to let me know?

They also wanted to fight, but it was too late.

Xiao Ru sighed: When I rushed into the duty room to look, one of them was lying on the ground and didn't know what was scared to death, and the other was curled up in the corner, crazy I suspect that the thing already knows that you have hired a professional to deal with it, so it made a move for me

Li Shuhai's face turned white after hearing this, and he took a breath of cold air and said: You, do you mean that this time not only the body was turned over, but also, there was a homicide?

Xiao Ru bowed silently.

Damn! This is a big deal! If I alarm the police, am I going to be unlucky?

After Li Shuhai finished speaking, he quickly took out the phone and didn't know who to call, listening to the conversation, to the effect that his brother should hurry up and prepare some money to find a good lawyer, and go to the families of the two guards to settle the matter before the incident happened, and try to suppress the matter as much as possible.

But this kid is really ruthless enough, and finally added: No matter how much money is given to their family, things can be suppressed, but they can't be suppressed, and they take people to block the door every day, even if it is a kidnapping, even if it is a threat, they must stop the matter, otherwise even if the fish die and the net is broken, Lao Tzu will make their two families uneasy!

When Li Shuhai called, our faces were not good-looking, to be honest, I really didn't want to help him with this, finally, the third brother couldn't sit still when he had a violent temper, but when he saw that we didn't move and didn't dare to be too public, he secretly said to us: Everyone, let's go? I've been in the society for so long, so I want to talk about morality, but this kid is also ruthless, even his own brother is treated like this, I have known him for so many years!

When Zuo Bailong and Brother Monkey heard this, the three of us all nodded, but just as we were about to stand up and walk out, we heard Xiaoru say coldly: Go? And then what? What do you waste snacks live on? Want food?

As soon as I heard this, we didn't move, Brother Monkey said: The master said, cultivators should be dedicated to goodness, and take it as their responsibility to eliminate demons and defend the way, I can't get used to Li Shuhai, but if there are demons, I don't know how many people will be harmed in the future

Zuo Bailong nodded, and replied in a deep voice: Yes, especially Xiaoru has already received Li Shuhai's money, I can't let her act alone, what if something happens?

I thought the same thing as he did. I continued to eat burgers.

At this time, Li Shuhai sat down again after making the call, sighed and said: Everyone, this matter is getting bigger and bigger, and I can't hide it anymore, so you can find a way to help me! I Li Shuhai has nothing else, but I have a lot of money, and I will be grateful after the deed!

Rest assured, since we have promised you, we will not sit idly by and ignore this matter.

Xiaoru replied: But obviously I can't act tonight, and I was escaped by that thing, hateful! Li Shuhai, let me ask you, are there any people in your cemetery who want to be buried in the past few days?

Li Shuhai shook his head and said: Among the recent orders, yesterday was the last one, it was my buddy and his father, who was hospitalized with a heart attack, and saw that he was about to die but was not dead, I secretly pulled out his oxygen tube in a hurry, and then forcibly buried our cemetery, so it was a business

Li Shuhai, you are too immoral, I couldn't help but glare at him.

Li Shuhai sighed again: Don't blame me, anyway, dying early or late is death, isn't it? Besides, there have been accidents in the cemetery in the past half a month, and those who know the details still dare to buy a cemetery with us, so a large cemetery has to hire people and pay all kinds of fees, and I can't pay for every month without business

Ay? Didn't you just scared a subordinate to death in your cemetery tonight?

I had an idea, and said: Anyway, the man is dead, so it is better to bury him today, and we will go to hunt demons at night

Brother, where is it so easy?

Li Shuhai sighed: The two people I hired to watch the cemetery are both sturdy young men, one is dead and the other is crazy, if you are a parent, will you give up so easily? You must have to blackmail me, how can you let me be buried so quickly?

What he said did make sense, and I had no idea for a while, and I sighed and said: But if there are no dead people, that thing will not come out, and that thing will not come out, how can we help you?

As soon as the question came out, the atmosphere in the store was silent and awkward, and everyone stopped talking.

After being silent for a long time, I saw Xiaoru suddenly purse her mouth and said: I have an idea, maybe I can lure that thing out.

As soon as they heard that she had an idea, everyone's eyes lit up, and they quickly let her speak.

Xiaoru replied: Since there are no dead people to be buried in the last few days, it is better for us to create a dead person ourselves

After Xiaoru finished speaking, Li Shuhai immediately stood up, glared and said: Master, say it, who will be killed!

You sit down for the old lady! Is human life so worthless in your eyes? Xiao Ru glared at him fiercely and said.

At this time, I saw that Zuo Bailong also smiled, nodded and said: Xiaoru, this is indeed a good way, we don't need to kill anyone, as long as someone voluntarily disguises themselves as corpses and pretends to be buried during the day, can't this lead that thing out?

After Zuo Bailong finished speaking, I immediately clapped my hands, and took the opportunity to pat Xiaoru's ass and say: My daughter-in-law is smart and clever! Haha, this method is good, there are so many brothers under Brother Hai's hands, just choose any one to pretend to be a corpse

After I finished speaking, Xiao Ru shook her head and replied: That's not good, this matter is very dangerous, as a person from the Dao Sect, how can you let ordinary people risk their lives? If you want to do it, you can also find someone to pretend to be from our own people

Xiao Ru said and swept his eyes to us, and said: But this task Brother Bailong will definitely not be able to do, although I know that the other party is a concubine, but its strength is still unknown, I am afraid that I can't deal with it alone, I must be by Brother Bailong's side to help the third, you are a natural Taoist, and you will be regarded as a person in the Daomen, it is not as good as it

Don't look at me, I can't!

The third brother was so frightened that his face turned white, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said: Just because I am a natural Taoist priest, I can see through the Dao, what if I can help you? Besides, I have all kinds of magic weapons and spells you need, and I have all kinds of things, and I still use my body?

Reasonable.

Xiaoru nodded, then looked at me and Brother Monkey, and said with a sneer: Then there are only the two of you left, don't ink, volunteer to stand up for one

Xiaoru, me too, and I'm also a member of the Daomen!

Brother Monkey swallowed his saliva, and said with a smile: I can also spell, I, I can also help you.

As soon as I saw that Brother Monkey was about to shirk it, I quickly fell into the well and said: You just use a trick to dilute it, what if that thing doesn't? Besides, you are all related to Taoism, but I don't know Taoism or Taoism, I'm an outsider, and it's not my turn to do this

If you have short legs, you're wrong.

Xiao Ru Jiaojie smiled, and then said: I have gone out to do a lot of things in the past two months, and I also touched your details by the way, you not only have a relationship with the Daomen, but also the one with the most relationship, except for Brother Bailong, we are at most disciples of the Daomen, and you are from a Taoist family in Gesoshan Mountain

You, what are you talking nonsense?

I was stunned and asked in surprise: Xiaoru, don't be joking about this, my grandfather is a farmer in the village, and my father and my mother are also ordinary people, you can't just mess with my family history because you want to harm me

Why should I lie to you? Originally, I should have told you the truth when I came back this time, and if I want to avenge my second uncle, I need to borrow something from your family

At the mention of Yang Laodao, Xiao Ru's eyes unconsciously began to redden, and the faces of the others were also gloomy.

When Brother Monkey saw it, he quickly changed the topic and said: Okay, okay, let's not talk about anything else, let's decide to play the corpse first, pony, it seems that the two of us can't run, it's better to have a race, whoever loses will be a corpse

Okay, that's fair. I replied.

Then Brother Monkey rolled his eyes, and said: It's better to be like this, let's make it simple, I'll give you a question, you answer, answer correctly, I'm a corpse, I made a mistake, you should be, how about it?

Hearing this, I nodded again and again, this is too simple, isn't my biggest advantage just that I am handsome and smart?

So Brother Monkey took another bite of the hamburger in his hand and said: There used to be three cats who were very good at math, the first one said, there are two cats in front of me, the second one said, there is a cat in front of me and a cat in the back, and the third one said, there are two cats in front of me, why?

Because the third cat doesn't count. I replied.

Brother Monkey pouted, I said, it's three cats who are good at math, you still have a chance.

Because because it's a silly cat?

It's not a stupid cat, you're a stupid hat, because it's lying

Brother Monkey smiled after speaking, pointed at me and said, "Okay, you will be funeral this afternoon."

I was just about to defend myself, but Xiao Ru's eyes were already glaring at me, so frightened that I quickly closed my mouth, and I could only swallow the bitterness in my stomach.

Then Xiaoru said: Since the method has been decided, then let's take action, Li Shuhai, all the funeral needs are prepared by you, and the others will go to the third child with me, get more application things, and then seize the time to rest for a while, and start acting after noon

Everyone nodded, so after leaving McDonald's, they all went back to the third brother's store.

The third brother took us directly to the door of the warehouse, lifted the roller shutter door up, and the various magic weapons that were piled up in a warehouse were immediately revealed, and just a bag of blank yellow paper talismans without a spell was enough to pile up half of the warehouse.

When everyone moved things out, my mind was all about it, not because I was afraid of playing a dead man, but because I was thinking about a question repeatedly

Old woman? I remember that she was a master of digging into the ground, so why did it have to dig the body out of the soil when it committed the crime? It's weird.