Chapter 5 Phosphorus Powder
A few words floated in the sky, and it was nothing.
It's weird.
It was not words floating in the sky, but people, above Zhang Xiaoyu and them, a man floated in, the man was wearing a cloak, thick hair, thin body, and hemp legs. He looked very young, and the hemp legs exposed on the outside of the man's cloak could even be seen clearly.
Zhang Xiaoyu thought, under that buddy's cloak, didn't he wear anything?
I don't know why, Zhang Xiaoyu just feels this way.
Cloaked man, suspended in mid-air.
Majestic-looking.
"It's an evil spirit."
Mi Li said.
"What is an evil spirit?"
Zhang Xiaoyu asked.
"Impure souls that wander in this world, with hatred for this world, do not want to leave."
Mi Li can see the evil spirit cloak man suspended in the air. Zhang Xiaoyu can see it, and she can also see Alice's irritable Lori, who just now gestured to the rabbit-eared lady with the middle finger.
"What are you all looking at?"
Pseudo-witch Alice asked.
Because Zhang Xiaoyu and Alice's Lori all looked up at the sky. But in Alice's opinion, there was nothing in the sky. Alice can't see evil spirits.
The butler, and the squad leader, they can't see the appearance of evil spirits either.
"Humans."
The evil spirit in the sky suddenly spoke.
The cloak evil spirit's face was twisted for a while, I don't know if it was because of excitement or because I wasn't used to it.
"Clothes are the fig leaf of the times."
The cloak evil spirit said seriously.
"So, why are we dressed?"
The cloak evil spirit greeted Zhang Xiaoyu, Rabbit Ear Niang, and Lori below in a rhetorical tone.
What did he want to say? Zhang Xiaoyu was a little interested, just an evil spirit, and he could even say a big truth, isn't it, the original human beings, they didn't wear clothes at all, after the evolution of human beings, they wore more and more clothes, and the classification became more and more detailed, like the suspender stockings worn by beautiful girls, silk. Socks, net stockings, three-point type, rope-like **, inner. pants, and the leather gel jacket worn by the gentlemen (up and down the whole body, without a strand of gel clothing. It has the effect of shaping the body and showing the true colors of the masters), of course, there is also hemp rope in a safe state. There are more and more human clothes, and some people wear less, just to get the attention of the alien, and they are very happy, and they are scolding, "What do you see, haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman." "Since you wear less, do you care if others look at it? Contradictions, human beings are really contradictions.
Zhang Xiaoyu unexpectedly discovered that there were similarities between the wavelength of him and the cloak evil spirit.
"I'm so sad, I'm so sad."
Cloak Evil Spirit lifted his cloak, and the evil spirit writhed his ass, oh oh, oh oh, twist it, soak it, what, what is the mosaic between the legs of the evil spirit?
"Comes with a mosaic function!!"
Zhang Xiaoyu exclaimed.
No matter how the cloak writhing his ass was, the parts of his body that should not be exposed are all mosaic, and he hit it himself?
"Men, show your ass to the woman you like."
The cloak demon turned around, leaving her ass to the bunny-eared girls, and slapped her buttocks.
Zhang Xiaoyu was a little worried about the cloak evil spirit. Not to mention the flow of rice grains. Hooligans, even the Lori sitting on the metal leather case, is also a tough girl, the evil spirit that slaps her buttocks, isn't she looking for death?
The pink scythe, brushing and brushing, slashed horizontally and vertically in the air four times.
The Cloak Spirit's body was also broken into four pieces.
Phosphorus powder, the cloak evil spirit squirted phosphorus powder from its mouth and chrysanthemums, it is the kind of phosphorus powder that Dr. G's incomplete body carries, but all creatures contaminated with phosphorus powder will regard the living creatures they see at first sight as their mothers!
Puff, puff, Zhang Xiaoyu was also stunned when he saw the cloak evil spirit squirting phosphorus powder from the chrysanthemum. An evil spirit is an evil spirit, and farting not only has its own sound effects, but also has colors. The phosphorus powder that can be sprayed out of the mouth and the phosphorus powder that is sprayed from the chrysanthemum are the same color, Zhang Xiaoyu doesn't know why, can evil spirits also fart from the mouth?
The rice grains danced the scythe, and the pink aura formed a circle of ripples, stirring the phosphorus powder released by the cloak evil spirit, and finally, the ripple circle stirred the phosphorus powder, like grinding meat, crushing the four parts of the evil spirit's body.
"Cut, I did something superfluous."
Rice grains talk to themselves.
From beginning to end, Lori, who was sitting on the metal leather case, didn't make a move, she watched the rabbit-eared lady get rid of the cloak evil spirit. "Phosphorus powder spewing out of the eyes of the evil spirit, what is that?" Lori is thinking about it.
Alice, the team leader, and the housekeeper, they surrounded Zhang Xiaoyu, and Alice shook Zhang Xiaoyu's thighs, "King Guo, what are you looking at, don't ignore me!" ”
After seeing the evil spirit disappear, Zhang Xiaoyu lowered his head and looked at Alice, a pseudo-witch, and a pseudo-Lori. "Eldest sister, let's hug our thighs, it's not like you?"
Alice pinched Zhang Xiaoyu's thigh. Shengji School Park's suit pants are very thin and breathable. was pinched a few times by Alice through her pants, and it still hurt.
Zhang Xiaoyu didn't want to explain to Alice what a demon girl is and what an evil spirit is. If the pseudo-witch wants to know, go and ask the real Lori of her house, what is the origin of the Lori who sits on the suitcase? Why did you get involved with Alice? Alice's family is very rich, and that Lori approached Alice for money?
When Zhang Xiaoyu was thinking.
The bald muscular men have finally caught up. The men shouted in their mouths to drink Zhang Xiaoyu's milk.
Drink drink drink.
Zhang Xiaoyu also smiled.
We must find Dr. G's incomplete body, otherwise, when Zhang Xiaoyu goes out in the future, he will be followed by a group of strong men, who are babbling and howling all over the street, "We want to drink the milk of the king of fruits, and the king of fruits is the mentor of our generation, Zhang Xiaoyu." ”
"Get them."
Alice said to the butler and the team leader.
Alice didn't dare to ask for the grumpy Lori on the suitcase anymore, that child, Alice only knew that she was forced to give her by her father, name, age, origin, gender, etc., all unknown.
Nominally a master and servant, Alice believes that if her little master angers the child one day, the child will not open her metal suitcase, which contains a big killer, and Alice's thin little body is not enough to block bullets.
The squad leader, the housekeeper, is still more than enough to deal with the bald men.
Dozens of rounds later, the muscular bald men all lay on the ground, they looked at Zhang Xiaoyu who was inactive with aggrieved eyes, mother, Zhang Xiaoyu is the sustenance of their souls, after being sown by Dr. G's incomplete body of phosphorus powder, the men regarded Zhang Xiaoyu as their mother at first sight. But the mother didn't do anything, looking at the two ** bullying her thin children (uh, the words are inappropriate, the bald muscular men, the body is also leveraged, the waist and thighs are thick, and it has nothing to do with thinness at all).
It is said that men don't flick when they have tears.
They are now strong men with the body and baby heart of a man.
So crying, crying, crying is not a sin.
A gentleman howls and cries, nothing.
A group of gentlemen howled and cried, but it was lively.
"Mommy, don't you want us?"
"Mommy, I don't drink your milk, don't leave me, I'll warm the bed."
"Mom, you are so ruthless, I am your good baby, how can you bear to make such a cute bald baby sad and crying, woo woo woo woo ~~~~~~~~~"
"Dad, I want Dad, Mommy, you return our Daddy, since you don't love us anymore, let Daddy love us!"
"Mommy."
"Daddy."
"Mommy."
"Daddy."
"Mommy."
"Scolding Dad?"
"Daddy Yashy?"
"Crying and crying?"
"Barley?"
"Huh?"
The conversation between the bald men goes in a strange direction.
Zhang Xiaoyu is also inexplicable.
Who is their mother, Xiaoyu, classmate is under a lot of pressure. And they kept shouting, looking for their father, Zhang Xiaoyu wanted to cry, "I was mistaken for my mother by you, and I am responsible for finding a father for you?" Are you forcing me to go there? ”
Cannot.
Zhang Xiaoyu looked at the rice grains, looked at Lori sitting on the suitcase, the two girls with Lori bodies, were very gloating. If Zhang Xiaoyu asked them to solve the trouble in front of them, needless to say, they would definitely use the most primitive and irritable method to slaughter. Slaughter.