Chapter 286: Beasts are inferior

"Get out of you, it's really a ** out of the eyes, and there is in the eyes of the Xi Shi!"

The more Li Xinyu thought about it, the more strange he felt, because he had a deep impression of the female captain, and soon a figure suddenly popped out of his mind.

But it's a man, the shadow of Wu Kunjia.

I remember that when I was in Liuhe Town, Li Xinyu led the Awakened Combat Seventh Company to carry out a rescue mission, Liu Mengxin fought to death, and Wu Kunjia took her body and left Xinling City directly.

It is said that Wu Kunjia went to the provincial capital, but now Li Xinyu has been to Xiangnan City for two days, but there is no news of him.

"Tang Fatty, you give your brother a little serious!"

Li Xinyu stared at Tang Pengpeng, who was smiling hippie, and said slowly, "Have you noticed that their captain is somewhat similar to Wu Kunjia's appearance?" ”

"Wu Kunjia? It's been a long time since we've seen that kid! ”

Tang Pengpeng couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, he raised his head and thought for a long time, and suddenly patted ** and said, "Brother Yu, don't say it, after you mention it, the two of them are really seven points similar!" ”

Li Xinyu stood up and wanted to walk to the window to take a few more looks, but after hesitating for a moment, he still couldn't take a step. It's very rude to peep at each other at night, especially if it's an acquaintance's sister, do this!

"Well, I think so too!"

Li Xinyu sat down and analyzed, "Wu Kunjia has a sister who we have all met, called Wu Heyue. That female captain is most likely to be! ”

"His name is Wu Xiaoyue! We were playing in Kyoto during the summer vacation of the first year of high school, and you saved her? ”

Tang Pengpeng's train of thought also became clearer, and he glanced at Li Xinyu with interest, "Brother Yu, do you believe that the hero saved the United States and promised each other?" Did you say that Wu Xiaoyue had an interest in you, and then a thousand miles of husband came? ”

"! Lao Tzu can't even remember her name clearly, don't give me nonsense about things that don't have a word! ”

Although Li Xinyu said this, he couldn't be quiet in his heart, and the scene of Wu Kunjia calling himself "brother-in-law" seemed to be right in front of him.

Moreover, every time Zhang Ben mentioned Wu Xiaoyue to himself, his expression was always weird, as if he had been poured a bottle of Shanxi old vinegar!

Li Xinyu remembered that Zhang Ben had pursued Wu Xiaoyue, and when he was in Kyoto, he also volunteered to write a love letter for Zhang Ben, and secretly threw it into Wu Xiaoyue's room.

However, did you forget to sign the love letter at the end?

Looks like it's written, right?

Li Xinyu was suddenly stunned, because he himself was not sure about the situation at that time.

"Brother Yu, as the saying goes, men chase women's compartment mountains, and women chase men's compartment membranes. You've earned it! As long as you nod your head, the beauty will lie obediently in your arms! ”

The more Tang Pengpeng thought about it, the more he realized that this was the case, his expression turned even more excited than Li Xinyu, and he gestured with both hands and said, "Besides, you don't lose money, although Wu Xiaoyue's appearance is only a little worse than Xiaoli!" ”

For the first time, Li Xinyu began to seriously doubt Tang Pengpeng's aesthetics, which is definitely different from the main trend, what is the point of Xiaoli's slightly chubby figure and dark skin that compares to Wu Xiaoyue?

"Oh, listening to your analysis, I should go to the other side and knock on Wu Xiaoyue's door now, and then talk at night." Li Xinyu said a little speechlessly.

"That's right! How can you let go of such a great opportunity? If Xiaoli summons me, Lao Tzu will immediately run over! ”

Tang Pengpeng looked immersed in fantasy, and said yearningly, "Talk about life, talk about ideals...... It would be great if we could communicate with each other and popularize physiological health knowledge! ”

“**!”

Li Xinyu's evaluation of this is only two words, but for the beauties of the country and the city, no man will be too resistant.

However, the reason why Li Xinyu couldn't accept Wu Xiaoyue was because he always thought that Zhang Ben was pursuing Wu Xiaoyue, and his friend's wife couldn't be bullied!

"Brother Yu, thank you for the compliment!"

Tang Pengpeng got up and left excitedly, and said before going out, "Wu Xiaoyue came all the way from Kyoto, and you didn't dare to eat it, which means that you are not even as good as **!" ”

The allusion about **and** is inferior comes from an old joke, this is what Li Xinyu told Tang Pengpeng, and now Tang Pengpeng is humiliating Li Xinyu in turn.

The joke is about a man sleeping with a woman, and the woman drew a line in the middle of the bed, saying that you dare to come over at night, you are **, I will shout loudly!

The man really didn't dare to move all night, and the woman slapped the man when she got up in the morning, and the man said what was he doing? I didn't cross the line! The woman said that she didn't cross the line, but the old lady hit you as bad as the **.

"**Not as good" has become synonymous with "**", Li Xinyu heard Tang Pengpeng say this, of course he was not happy!

"Tang Fatty, you come back to Lao Tzu!"

Li Xinyu was fast, grabbed Tang Pengpeng and threw it to **, and said angrily, "Don't you know that Zhang Ben likes Wu Xiaoyue?" When we were in Kyoto, we also helped him give him advice and chased Wu Xiaoyue! ”

"Damn, this is all old from a few years ago?"

Tang Pengpeng** fell in pain, and he said babblingly, "Zhang Ben's kid** became a surname, maybe he would have been empathetic and don't fall in love a long time ago!" ”

This sentence reminded Li Xinyu of the scene where Wu Kunjia called himself "brother-in-law" again, if he didn't know something, he would definitely not call himself like this.

In fact, Li Xinyu and Tang Pengpeng have already messed up with themselves, and only she will know the purpose of Wu Xiaoyue's coming to the provincial capital of Xiangnan City from Kyoto.

Li Xinyu said in his heart that he was a little self-inflicted, Wu Xiaoyue was most likely here to carry out a secret military mission, or she was here to find her younger brother Wu Kunjia, maybe ......

But no matter what, Li Xinyu felt that it was necessary to meet Wu Xiaoyue, because she came from Kyoto and must know the situation between herself and Tang Pengpeng's parents.

"Brother Yu, what are you going to do?"

Tang Pengpeng's frightened cry surprised Li Xinyu from his contemplation, only to see him protect his hands on his chest, lick his lips and say, "People are still yellow flowers, you have to be light!" ”

"!"

Li Xinyu grabbed Tang Pengpeng's collar, threw him directly to the door, and said disgustingly, "Lao Tzu has no interest in your chrysanthemum, but my Flowing Dust Flying Sword will like it!" ”

The Popping Chrysanthemum Flying Sword of the Popping Chrysanthemum Maniac?

Tang Pengpeng turned around and ran away with his **, leaving Li Xinyu alone to sit on the edge of the bed and think deeply. (To be continued.) )