The next morning, I woke up to the call of the alarm clock.

Today I want to do a great thing, which is more than 1,800 times more important than becoming stronger in the Tao.

"Brother Yuan, what's the matter with calling us over early in the morning" Zhao Qingluan was wearing a mask and a hat, a black jacket on his upper body, and sweatpants on his lower body, how he looked like a thief.

"yes, what the hell is going on?" Zhao Xiaosan leaned on the sofa, looking at the ceiling with a confused face, dressed exactly like Zhao Qingluan, and looked like a thief.

Of course, I'm the one who looks like a thief the most.

Although I was dressed similarly to them, my appearance of a thief with eyebrows and eyes and a soft voice was more like a thief than a thief.

"Be quiet." I put my finger to my mouth, motioned for them to stop squeaking, and then carefully told them, "Xiaohan is still sleeping, don't wake her up." ”

When I called Zhao Qingluan and them this morning, I called them directly to come over, and I didn't dare to knock on the door to find them at all, for fear of being discovered by Shen Han.

On the phone, I also specially told them that when they come, they must move lightly, and it is best to be like those thieves who go from house to house, and never make any sound.

"You tell us to be quiet, I can understand this, but you want us to dress up like this for Mao?" Zhao Qingluan pointed to the mask on his face, and suddenly, he seemed to realize something and gave me a deep look.

"Brother Yuan, I understand." Zhao Qingluan smiled.

"Oh?" I nodded: "You can teach." ”

"You've been short of money lately, haven't you?" Zhao Qingluan asked me.

I didn't realize he was asking this question, so I nodded subconsciously: "Okay."

"Tell me if you're short of money! Why should we be thieves! Zhao Qingluan glanced at me hatefully, then took out his wallet from his pocket, and said very simply: "Brother Yuan, how much do you lack, I will give it to you, and I don't need to pay it back." ”

I was silent for a moment and looked at Zhao Qingluan very seriously.

"Ten billion."

"Huh?" Zhao Qingluan was stunned.

Before he could react, I threw myself on the couch, locked his waist with a deadly scissor kick, and strangled him with my arm.

"Fucking Lao Tzu asked you to help me as a staff officer, not to let you be a thief, you eight calves, I really think I want to take you to make a cameo appearance in Chu Liuxiang."

Zhao Qingluan was probably strangled by me, his face turned red, and he stammered: "Brother Yuan, what do you want us to do?"

"You're a cheap mouth, are our Brother Yuan the kind of people who let us be thieves?" Zhao Xiaosan fanned the yin wind and lit the ghost fire next to him, lest the world be chaotic and said to me: "Brother Yuan, don't give him a chance to breathe, kill him, let him be cheap!" ”

When Zhao Qingluan heard this, he was so angry that he desperately stretched out his leg and clamped Zhao Xiaosan's neck.

This is the authentic deadly scissor foot!

"Brother!! Loosen loose!! I'm out of breath!! Zhao Xiaosan screamed.

"Don't make a fuss!" I couldn't help but scold: "Can you stop for a while!" ”

After being let go by me, Zhao Qingluan gasped and let go of Zhao Xiaosan.

When the two of them saw that my expression was so serious, they didn't have the heart to joke.

Zhao Qingluan took out a cigarette and distributed it to me and Zhao Xiaosan, and then lit one for himself, and asked me curiously, "What are you going to do?" ”

"What I'm talking about now is about my whole life." I smoked a cigarette and my face was solemn.

Hearing this, Zhao Qingluan and Zhao Xiaosan looked at each other for a while, and their expressions changed slightly.

The two brothers sat up straight and looked at me very seriously, waiting for me to continue.

"I've been single for many years, or I've been single since I was a child," I looked at the cigarette between my fingers in grief, as if talking to myself, and said to Zhao Qingluan: "I have never felt the nourishment of love, and I haven't even touched the little girl's hand before I met Shen Han."

I don't know if my words were too heavy, or if they resonated with both grandchildren.

When they heard me say this, they all had an empathetic expression on their faces, as if they remembered some unbearable past, and their eyes were full of grief.

"Every year Valentine's Day is my last day, I don't dare to go out, for fear of smelling the sour smell of love in the air, damn"

Hearing this, Zhao Xiaosan couldn't help it anymore, and patted the table with red eyes.

"Brother! Don't say anything! Let's go to the big health care now! Zhao Xiaosan looked at me sentimentally and muttered, "I'll just say how could you make us dress up like thieves, it turns out that you're going to do this kind of thing!" No matter! Even if there is a risk of being caught in the anti-pornography era, I will be arrested."

"It's a bit inappropriate to go to the big health care during the day, right?" Zhao Qingluan asked me tentatively: "Aren't those girls sleeping during this time period?" ”

I think I'm not a low IQ, and I'm pretty smart, but in some things, I'm a bit of a fool, and I admit that.

At this moment, I think the blind boss's words are right.

In this world, there is no single line of goods.

Around every fool, there will be several fools gathered.

In other words, there are countless secondary goods around every second cargo.

That's the way it is, I thought they could hear me, but I overestimated their IQ.

"When the did I say I was going to health care?" I looked at them dumbfounded.

"Huh? Don't you want to take us to the Great Health Care to wash our virgin bodies? They looked at me in unison.

I endured the murderous intent of killing these two grandsons and cut straight to the point.

"I want to confess to Shen Han, understand?"

The sentence I said was completely a bomb to Zhao Qingluan and them.

When they heard this, they blew up.

"Fuck !!" Zhao Qingluan slapped his thigh: "Brother, you are so awesome!" Are you really going to be with her?! ”

"Isn't that nonsense?" I glared at him angrily.

"THAT ELDEST LADY IS A BIT VIOLENT, CAN YOU HOLD IT?" Zhao Xiaosan was a little worried and reminded; "Buy an insurance policy before confessing, at least you can still cheapen us when you die, just give us red envelopes for the New Year."

"Don't tell me that, okay!" I scolded, "Can you give me some constructive advice?" For example, what is needed to confess, where is it better to confess, and so on! ”

"It's better to ask us than to ask Baidu, my brother and I have no experience." Zhao Xiaosan looked at me aggrievedly.

"You called us here early in the morning just for this?" Zhao Qingluan scratched his head: "Then what do you mean by letting us dress up like this?" Pretending to be a robber and letting you come to a hero to save the United States? ”

"Roll the calf, isn't this afraid of startling the snake, I want to surprise her!" I said helplessly.

Zhao Qingluan smoked a cigarette and leaned silently on the sofa, as if to help me figure out countermeasures.

Zhao Xiaosan took out his mobile phone and began to help me Baidu.

I really regretted calling them at the time, damn it, dog meat can't be on the table, it doesn't work at all!

"Brother Yuan, if you want to confess, you don't have to worry about it for a while, let us help you make up your mind early in the morning, are you preparing to confess today?" Zhao Xiaosan asked me.

"Nonsense, if I delay it for a few more days, I won't be able to get by." I sighed: "Before I did the black water sin, I told Xiaohan that when I got this wrong, I would confess to her, but I forgot it when I came back."

"Forget it, forget it, don't you remember it again." Zhao Xiaosan said with a smile.

"Forget about the fart." I muttered, "I saw her go back last night, and before the door was closed, I heard her sharpening her knife in the house, do you know how scared I was?"

"No, no" Zhao Xiaosan didn't believe my words, thinking that I was exaggerating.

As his words fell, there was a faint sound of sharpening knives outside the room.

Even though it was quiet, it was quiet in our room and the TV wasn't on, so we heard it.

"Do you believe it?" I asked without tears.

Zhao Xiaosan hesitated, looked at me, and said, "Otherwise, you should buy an insurance, I have a way here."

"Roll the calves!"

Suddenly, Zhao Qingluan sat up straight suddenly, and said to me with bright eyes.

"Brother! I've got a way! You can do this."