The black magic body used an almost magical hand shadow to quickly play with the long scythe in its hand. The curved moon shadow of the scythe brought out a thick cloud of black smoke every time it cut through the air.

Judging from the hologram alone, you can already feel that the opponent's combat power is much stronger than that of the ghost soul.

At this time, the ghost body shrugged its shoulders and said with a smile: "It seems that this time, I am really going to die here." ”

"Hmph, there is no other possibility than this ending." The black mech clenched one hand in the air, and the edge of the scythe pointed in the direction of the ghost.

"So, in case I die...... For the sake of me being such a famous pilot, can you do me a favor? "The ghost pilot, who was in the middle of the battle, suddenly opened his mouth to talk about such a topic that seemed to have nothing to do with the current situation.

The Black Magic Mecha was silent for a while, he didn't speak, but he really didn't expect that the opponent would still be in the mood to chat at this moment. "Uh...... Tell me about it. Forced to do so, he said slowly.

"Hehehe, it's really a bit presumptuous," Shangguan Hong said, "That's the case, I'm a person who likes the sea very much, if I die, can you cremate me, and then sprinkle the ashes into the sea?" After a pause, he added, "In that case, I will be very happy." ”

The Black Magic Mecha was silent for a while, and then said coldly with an answer: "I'm sorry, I'm too lazy to die, there is no way to do this kind of troublesome thing." ”

"That's it......" Shangguan Hong sighed leisurely, then moved his arms, and said, "Then, I'm sorry too." In this case, maybe I will have to fight hard and try my best to survive. ”

This conversation that didn't seem to have any meaning, and when it was played here, Dean Lin pressed the pause button.

Dean Lin's hand pressed on the black "lighter" again, and then he looked at Shangguan eagerly and said, "This is the key, do you see anything?" He pointed to the holographic reality of the two mechs that were still in the air, and looked at the young man in front of him with expectant eyes.

Shangguan shook his head, so Dean Lin put his hands in his hair, rubbed them vigorously, and said, "Oh my God...... Are you really that stupid? ”

Shangguan stuck out his tongue: "Dean, can you directly help me point it out?" ”

Dean Lin took a deep breath and slowly spit it out. He repeated this action two or three times, and after calming his emotions for a while, he stood up, pointed to the light blue body, and said: "Don't you see that he can still deal with the worst-case scenario he encounters so easily, knowing that the other party's body ability is obviously better than his own, and the piloting skills of both sides are similar, this kind of optimistic and relaxed attitude is what makes him completely different from other pilots?" ”

In fact, although this paragraph of analysis sounds a little reasonable at first glance, it is also a set of rhetoric that Gu Qiaos and Dean Lin have made up improvised after analyzing N days, and they really have no other gains. Whether there is any rigorous logic in this kind of statement, in fact, the two of them, as the discoverers, don't know much about it.

In this situation of "there is no other way", Dean Lin could no longer care about so much, and even put down the rigorous and meticulous spirit he usually did in scientific research, and increased his volume to make himself look more imposing and more grounded.

To some extent, this is also a kind of helplessness that makes people laugh and cry.

Dean Lin played another battle, in that fight, the ghost soul was beaten by an angel-like flying body, with a nuclear cannon, all the armor on the surface of the original mecha turned over, and a blue body finally turned into a black and broken model covered in wounds, but, even in this situation, Shangguan Hong still smiled and said: "Hehehe, it seems that I may lose here today." ”

Dean Lin pressed the pause button here again, and then said: "See, even in such a backward and desperate situation, your father faced the battle with a very relaxed and optimistic attitude. ”

"Well, optimism?" Shangguan frowned, but thought about this question very rigorously.

Dean Lin patted Shangguan's head, and the latter screamed "wow".

"It's all said to be a relaxed attitude, and you use this kind of energy like 'doing serious questions in class' to study it, what a word! What kind of ease is this? Looking at his middle-aged man's slightly fat and short figure, he didn't expect to be able to jump up from the sofa at once and slap it on Shangguan's head with one palm. The difficulty coefficient of his action can be said to reach a score of 9.0, and there is also a bit of liveliness and exaggeration of the characters in the comics.

Shangguan smiled bitterly a few times, at this time, no matter what the other party did, he really couldn't laugh.

Dean Lin yawned, he hadn't slept for so long, and now he told the things that had been accumulated in his heart, to be honest, he was really a little sleepy. He wiped a trace of tears from the corners of his eyes with his hand and said, "Anyway, from today onwards, you will continue to watch the battle videos of Ghost Souls every day, and stick to a certain amount of training, in addition, I will also let Guchos be your personal teacher, responsible for the matter of 'cultivating a sense of humor for you'." ”

Ha? Do pilots need a sense of humor? Shangguan was stunned. He heard this remark that seemed to be funny, but after looking at Dean Lin's muscular face, he didn't feel that the other party was joking, and he was really frightened.

Could it be that a serious person like Dean Lin would also agree with such a bullshit truth as "a pilot without a sense of humor is not a good pilot"? Shangguan wanted to ask the other party, "Dean, are you serious?" but when the words came to his lips, he really couldn't open his mouth.

Perhaps seeing the doubts of the young man in front of him, Dean Lin said bitterly: "Shangguan, in fact, the life of life is limited, and those who live longer only live for so many decades. ”

After talking about this series of philosophical principles of life, Dean Lin said: "However, if you really want to look at such a thing very realistically, you will be very pessimistic every day, worried that you will be unhealthy and will die, and worry that you will not even do what you want to do when you die, and many studies have shown that worry will bring a greater burden of thought, and will also crush people's mental and physical bad emotions, so having a mentality that can maintain a good mood and relaxed attitude at any time is really for a pilot. It's a very important thing. ”

There seems to be a book that says that keeping a good mood is the most important thing for a killer to continue to live.

Shangguan's mouth moved, as if he wanted to say something, but Dean Lin stretched out his hand to stop him, and said, "In short, this is the 'Optimistic Improvement Method' that I have researched for your situation after discussing it with Gu Qiaos, and we firmly believe that even if it can't make you a top pilot, it can at least make you a happy person." Even so, it can be regarded as a success to some extent. ”

After saying all this, Dean Lin let out a long breath. Shangguan, on the other hand, smiled wryly and gasped.

Five minutes later, Shangguan said goodbye to Dean Lin, retreated from the old man's office, and descended all the way to Guchos's office. When I entered the door, I saw Bian Que and Qian Bird Hong sitting upright on the long sofa on the left side of the entrance, if Shangguan remembered correctly, that sofa was also where Gu Qiaosi usually took a lunch break. Relatively speaking, what is even more indecent is that knowing that there are guests in the room, Guchos still sat down on the table as usual, took off one of his shoes, picked up the nail clippers on the table, and cut his toenails in front of the two beauties, the old and the young.

Shangguan looked at this situation, a little embarrassed, and after entering the house and closing the door, he stood in place, not knowing what to do.

Gujos smiled at him and said, "The old man told you?" ”

Shangguan's face turned slightly red, and he said, "Well, it's all said." Although he thinks it's just some bullshit.

"So, let's tell a bad joke first." With the toenail of his right foot already cut, Guchos smoothly switched one foot, lifted his left foot back to the table, and continued to struggle.

"Huh? Why? Shangguan was puzzled.

"Isn't it necessary to be optimistic and happy, and there is no entertainment at all, what can I do?" Gujos smiled and said, "I'm your master and teacher now." The teacher he is talking about must be the teacher who "specializes in training and instructing the sense of humor".

Shangguan pursed his mouth and stopped talking.

"What's the matter, I'm still embarrassed, let me tell you, this sense of humor, first of all, is to be generous, put down your body, in short, you have to be thick-skinned." He jumped down from the table, waved his left hand in the air, and said, "Okay, then I'll talk about one first, you guys listen well." ”

After saying all this, Guchos first closed his eyes and thought for a while, and then said, "There is a fat man, he fell from the eighteenth floor, what do you say he has become?" "Everyone looked at me, I looked at you, and they were all stunned." Hahaha, I don't know. Gujos said triumphantly, "The answer is 'dead fat'." He raised the right corner of his mouth and raised it slightly upward, as if he was quite satisfied with his performance.

Bian Que, who had been sitting on the sofa, raised his right hand and said in a girl's tone: "Brother Guqiaos, I want to say that I have heard this joke before. ”

Gujos was almost so hurt by these gentle words that he couldn't speak, he held back the disgust in his heart, and said, "You have lived a long time, of course it is normal to hear it." ”

At this time, the young girl Chidori Red also raised her beautiful face as if she was about to complain, and said, "I've heard it too." ”

Shangguan actually wanted to say that he had seen this old joke on the Internet before, but when he saw Gu Qiao's already blue face, he didn't dare to say it again.

The atmosphere in the room was at a cold low.

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