Chapter 103: Hell yes
These two and two goods are screaming and fleeing, they have collapsed.
People will definitely not die, Zhang Binhui has controlled this aspect, but this hardship will not be less, who told these hooligans not to do personnel?
Looking at the little brother lying on the hospital bed, the bald guy was very annoyed, this was the first time that his team members were admitted to the hospital without being cut. He was also familiar with the doctor next to him, the expert who was good at water and electricity operations last time, but this time it was a snake's head that was cut.
Back at the company, the bald guy held an emergency work meeting, and he decided to handle the matter himself.
"Is it difficult? When is it a problem to nail households in China? Let me tell you, as a professional demolition team, we have many advantages. Now, listen to my arrangement.
You, worm, are responsible for finding out the home environment of the owners, and I will make their homes restless;
You, little pig, you are responsible for finding out the working environment of the owners, and I want to make them work without peace;
And you, Xiao Wangba, you are responsible for finding out the owner's driving route and means of transportation, and I want to make them uneasy.
In short, I want them to know that if they offend me, I will make them feel less joyful in life! ”
The gang of hooligans laughed and let them go, and the bald guy leaned in the office and was proud: it's actually good to be a hooligan.
The bald guy is proud of his profession, but Zhang Binhui on the side is so angry that the novels "One", "Ben" and "Reading" are furious:
What the hell is this? How ruthless is it? His grandmother's, this is called all-round harassment, huh? Will you?
Now these hooligans are like this, they do things by any means, and you think you don't have a family? You think you don't have to work? You think I won't be able to get my hands on your transportation?
I tell you, you have offended the gods!
The bald guy was humming a little tune and waiting for the result, when the phone rang.
Connected and put it next to his ear, and there was a frightened cry from Xiao San:
"Help, help! Brother Guang is coming back, there are a lot of cockroaches at home! ”
The voice on the phone was very young, it was the second wife who had been with him for three years. The bald guy hid this very well, and the grandmother didn't know about it at all.
The bald guy loves this little girl very much, and when he heard her panicked voice, he immediately comforted him, and then went downstairs to start the car and drove back.
Xiaosanjia is not far from the company, six or seven minutes by car, opened the door, and the bald guy ran in in a hurry.
Xiao San squatted on the table, the ground was empty, and she didn't see a single cockroach she was talking about.
"What about cockroaches? No? ”
Xiao San also felt inexplicable, but he still squatted on it and didn't dare to come down:
"It's really a lot, just crawled all over the room, and the number is definitely more than a million."
Hearing this exaggerated figure, the bald guy smiled: "Little baby, I think you are teasing me, right?" Want to set the mood? Come, I'll be with you. ”
As he spoke, the bald guy smiled cheaply and stretched out his hands to pounce.
According to the usual habits, at this time, Xiao San would cooperate with Jiaoxiao, and then the two played together, but today is not the case, not only did the woman in front of her not cooperate, but her expression was very panicked, her eyes stared blankly behind the bald guy, and her face showed the color of fear.
When I looked back, the bald guy's scum actually grew out, and it was terrifying - the door of his house was blocked at some point.
At this time, a fat ass is pressing against the door, and because the door frame is too small, it is writhing from side to side.
From behind, it was supposed to be a hippopotamus.
These two are stupid, is this a provincial city? This house looks like it's on the eighteenth floor, right? Where did this hippopotamus come from?
The bald guy is even worse than the junior, this birdman jumped and went directly to the cabinet.
The hippopotamus's ass was too big to squeeze in, but this one was clearly stubborn, and it strained.
The concrete wall and door frame clearly began to deform, and then began to burst, and with a "bang", the wall of the gate collapsed, and the stubborn hippopotamus retreated step by step.
Xiao San screamed, jumped off the table in fright, ran over and dragged the bald guy's hind legs, and wanted to climb up, but it turned out to be okay, "pop", these two goods were dragged down by her, and just got up, the hippopotamus's ass had fallen backwards.
It was an irresistible force, and the bald guy was pushed back by the hippopotamus, and then stuck to the top of the cabinet, tiptoeing up.
The hippopotamus continued to retreat, and the bald guy felt that it was difficult to breathe, and just when he shouted in despair, the hippopotamus finally stopped, and his face was facing the **** of the hippopotamus.
"Poof"!
Like a strong wind blowing, the mucus was wrapped in a fishy stench, blowing the bald guy's hair back, his mouth was torn open by the storm, and his entire cheeks were forced to bulge.
The hippopotamus was very angry, and the fart lasted for ten seconds before it stopped, and the bald guy was almost full, and the others were almost fainted.
Struggling hard, the bald guy put his head out of the hippopotamus's buttocks, and by this time, his face was already muddy.
"Help! Help me! ”
The bald guy had collapsed, it was too unbelievable, and he couldn't accept the status quo at all.
There was a "crackling" sound outside the door, and broken bricks were falling from the cracked walls, and someone came in.
The bald guy was like grasping a life-saving straw, pulling his throat and shouting desperately, and a figure heard the sound and came around.
His face still maintained a look of hope, but his eyes had become very frightened.
Coming in was a polar bear, the top beast of another extreme environment, and strangely enough today, they got together.
The two beasts did not interfere with each other, and the polar bear sniffed the bald man, and seemed to be affected by the stench on his body, and snorted, and tossed and turned in the living room by himself, making a mess of the furniture.
And this hippopotamus, as if he had made up his mind, resisted the bald guy to the death and continued to remain fixed.
Time passed in a state of fear, and when the bald man was desperate, he felt empty in front of him, and his body that had been pushed into the air fell to the ground, and when the two minds were a little clear, the beast in the living room was gone.
The voice of the police finally came from outside the door, and their efficiency was extremely fast, and the police dispatch time did not exceed five minutes.
"Bald guy, do you believe that I will arrest you for false police?"
The policeman who led the team was very familiar with the bald guy, and he was obviously very unimpressed with this hooligan.
"It's true", the bald guy hurriedly explained: "There was a hippopotamus and a polar bear in my room just now, I don't believe you asked Gillian." ”
The woman on the side nodded again and again, proving that the bald guy was not lying.
The police were dismissive of them: "Didn't you say that the doors were broken?" What's broken? Show me! I think you're a drug addict and sucked you! ”
The bald guy and the woman looked at the door stupidly, the door that had been broken was intact, where was it blown up by some wild beast? The room was a mess, but the door had just been opened by the police, and the two of them only remembered it now because of fear.
Oh my! What the hell are we doing?