233 Massage Turmoil
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Regarding the fact that Feng Lei Lei is the daughter of the pirate king Feng Ke, Shangguan feels that there is no need to verify it at all. Wind Leilei, Fengke, first of all, the two have the same surname, and secondly, if it were not for the precious daughter of the great pirate king Fengke, how could she be such a weak girl to come to this heavily guarded ship that is definitely equipped with a secret weapon like mecha.
In the roar of the crew engine system, Shangguan faintly felt a little excited, for some reason, as long as he thought of the scene of the thirty or forty airframes fighting at the same time, he would feel inexplicably enthusiastic.
Perhaps, this is the fighting spirit that every good pilot will have.
But the fighting feelings in the distance did not delay Shangguan's current situation at this time. Feng Leilei finally found the person she liked, and she kept following Shangguan's ass like a pestering mollusk, asking such and such boring words:
"Brother Shangguan, shall we go eat seafood?"
"Not good."
"Then let's go to the Internet café, the speed of the Internet café on the seventeenth floor is fast, and the game is loud and loud......"
Although Shangguan didn't know how fast the Internet was fast, he still suppressed his inner curiosity and refused the invitation as well.
"Is it good to drink coffee, the coffee on the eighteenth floor is also good, there are coffee beans from Brazil, Germany and other countries, and the pianist who accompanies the scene can play a lot of pop songs, and the songs he plays are very good." Feng Leilei stepped up her efforts to convince herself.
Shangguan still shook his head, then smiled wryly and refused such a request.
At the same time, Li Bashen happened to come over, saw the person he liked, and hurriedly said: "Alas, Lei Lei, you have no one to accompany you, right, why don't I accompany you." ”
"Don't." Feng Lei Lei immediately put away the face that was originally full of smiles.
"I'll accompany you to the eighteenth floor for coffee......" Li Yashen tried to say.
"Don't, I'm tired of seeing you."
"Then let's go to the seventeenth floor to play games, I played "Mecha World" well."
"No, I don't want to be teammates with lewd people like you."
"That'...... Let's go eat seafood? Li Yashen didn't feel sorry for his wallet at all, and patted his chest very generously and said.
"Eat it yourself. Hum. I don't know why, that wind thunder lei seemed to have a lot of anger, so angry and fierce, and walked away on the clattering shoes. Shangguan and Li Bashen noticed that she was wearing a pair of high heels today, because she was not used to wearing them, and she walked crookedly.
Alas, for teenage girls, wearing high heels in order to attract their sweethearts is really a sweet and painful thing.
After the boat went to sea, the sky was boundless blue sky and seabirds, although the scenery was charming, but after watching it for about half an hour, Shangguan and others also felt bored and panicked, and some pilots who loved to gamble or drink formed a small team to have fun, Shangguan happened to be not interested in these things, and when Li Yashen and Gao Li asked him what arrangements he had for the afternoon, he only shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm going to go back to the room to watch TV for a while, then read a book, and then sleep again." ”
"Huh? Are you Chinese so boring? "Goryeo is wearing a traditional African dress today, although this dress is very strange, but it suits her temperament very well.
"Come on, it's just that kid who is so boring." When Li Yashen said this, he looked at the top of the ship, looked at the tall tower, and said with a smile: "I see, I'd better go to the Internet café to have fun, if I can meet one or two good players in the "Mecha World", then I can still fight." ”
When he said this, he didn't say goodbye to the officer, and strode along the deck in the direction of the elevator. Shangguan hurriedly followed, and said with a smiling face: "Alas, Master Li, are you really not going back to your room to sleep today?" ”
Li Bashen glanced at Shangguan with a look of disgust, rolled his eyes and said, "Shangguan classmate, you must know that if a man invites another man to 'go back to his room to sleep', there can be other explanations. ”
When Shangguan thought of that "another explanation", he couldn't help but feel a tingle in his back. He smiled and explained, "That's not what I meant. ”
In fact, Shangguan was afraid that if he went back to the room alone, he would stay alone in the room all afternoon, and if he was rushed in by the wind and thunder Lei Xiao Nizi, it would be difficult for him to defend himself.
With such a sad thought, Shangguan had no choice but to follow Li Bashen into the elevator. But the Internet café was obviously on the seventeenth or eighteenth floor, but Li Bashen held down the elevator on the eighth floor. Shangguan followed Li Yashen out of the elevator, which was a very quiet floor, with a counter like a front desk, and quiet light music playing in the corridor.
This kind of music ...... Uh, it sounds ...... Would love to sleep.
"Aren't you going to an Internet café?" Shangguan asked, his head glanced left and right a few times, and he looked weak, "How did you come here?" Ahaha, I see, you must have pressed the wrong button, let's hurry back to the elevator. Shangguan took Li Bashen's hand and was about to pull this teammate back.
But Li Yashen was willing to follow him, walked to the counter, looked at the beautiful girl in the red and black uniform with a bright smile of forty-five degrees, and said like a regular customer: "Hello, massage, two." ”
Yes? Massage? Shangguan's heart suddenly jumped up, he had never been to such a "yellow bad" place.
But at this time, although he was thinking like a war between heaven and man in his heart, he still maintained a rather indifferent attitude on his face, as if he was afraid that the waiter would see his unfamiliarity.
The young woman, who looked to be in her early twenties, nodded, smiled at Li Yashen, and said, "Are there two gentlemen?" Chinese or Thai? ”
Shangguan, a rookie, of course, couldn't understand the difference between Chinese and Thai, so he just looked at the corridor where there was nothing, as if something suspicious had happened there. He wanted to use this action to avoid the embarrassing question raised by the waiter, but fortunately, at this time, Li Yashen spoke.
"Uh...... Apart from Chinese and Thai, is there anything more special here? After thinking about it, he said so.
"Sir, if you want a special service, we don't have one here." The beauty of the main station smiled a little apologetically, and then said: "However, we have special physiotherapy and massage for frozen shoulder, lumbar hyperplasia, cervical spondylosis, etc., if you have these special needs, we can arrange physiotherapists to serve you." ”
Ah, it's a store. After hearing this, Shangguan breathed a sigh of relief.
Li Yashen rubbed his nose as if he was a little regretful, and said, "Okay, then give me and my brother a Thai." After a pause, when he walked to the room, he added: "By the way, we all need female masseurs, and we need to be more positive." ”
"Well, okay, this can be arranged for you." While the beautiful woman at the front desk agreed, Shangguan lowered her head like something, and thought to herself: Fortunately, people have promised you, in case this kind of request is refused, wouldn't it be too embarrassing......
After the two entered the room, according to the arrangement of the old bird Li Yashen, Shangguan also changed out of the clothes he was wearing and put on comfortable pajamas.
Both of them were lying on the bed, and before the massage girl came in, Li Bashen suddenly asked, "Hey, Shangguan, it's your first time to come for a massage." ”
Shangguan looked at him, this hateful boy was now lying on the bed leisurely, with Erlang's legs crossed, looking relaxed.
"Not really." I don't know why, Shangguan himself couldn't help but lie. It's a pity that such a lie didn't deceive Li Yashen at all, he didn't even turn his head, he just said: "Come on, don't deceive people." ”
"Hmph, what are you lying about?" Shangguan was still stubborn.
In the room, an idol drama that seemed to be from a Chinese-speaking country was playing on TV, and a boy was affectionately hugging a very beautiful girl, but Shangguan didn't have the heart to care about those plots at all.
At this time, his mood was as nervous as when he was ready to hold the girl's hand on his first date.
How do you pull it? What if the other party doesn't give it? If the lead is successful, what posture should the two people continue to walk forward in order to be more natural and smooth? Presumably, these questions have caused a lot of troubles in the hearts of every young man.
And now, Shangguan's heart is also full of the same confusion and doubts.
How do you press it on the other person? If the other person presses, how do you react? If she asks herself to change her position, what can she do to make it look more natural and smooth? These are the problems that come and go in Shangguan's mind over and over again.
It's a pity that before Shangguan could think clearly, two girls came in. Shangguan didn't even dare to look at the two girls, he just heard the sound of high heels and walked over, and then, the girl asked, "Sir, do you need to cover the quilt?" ”
Cover the quilt? Why do you need to cover the quilt for massage? Shangguan, who was completely out of state, just said in a daze at this time: "Oh, no need." ”
He spoke as if he was an old god, but his tone was extremely panicked.
Then, he heard the next bed on the top of the bed, Li Yashen snickered.
This damn guy!
In the next hour, Shangguan not only enjoyed the pleasure of massage, but was also tortured to pieces.
In the first scene, Shangguan was lying prone on the bed, after the masseuse got into bed, her ass sat on the boy's waist, and then grabbed Shangguan's two hands and broke back, Shangguan's waist immediately made a clicking sound, "Ahhh............h
In the second act, the masseuse pressed Shangguan's calf all the way up, pressed to the knees, thighs, and then to the position of the crotch, and she was about to exert herself, and Shangguan said with a flushed face: "Xiao...... Miss, you don't need to press it here. The masseuse smiled and said, "Sir, we are doing regular business here, and there is no 'young lady' in the shop." ”
In the third act, the masseuse finished pressing Shangguan's head, and then gently lifted Shangguan's head, and in the next second, she threw it to the right with a skillful technique, Shangguan only felt that her neck was like a broken bone, and made a series of sounds of "pop pa", although it was quite comfortable after doing this action, but when the girl wanted to loosen Shangguan's neck on the other side with the same preparatory action, Shangguan said a little nervously: "Miss...... Oh, no, girl, you don't need this......" Before he finished speaking, the masseuse's hand strength had already been used, but because of the tense relationship, Shangguan's neck did not relax and stiffened, so it became a very interesting scene.
Shangguan stiffened his neck, and then the masseuse twisted him vigorously...... "Oh hey, oh hey, no, no, my neck is twisted!" Shangguan shouted, and then the masseur said with a rather apologetic expression: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this guest, when we do the massage, maybe you want to relax the whole time......
This scene continued, and the time was constantly counting down in Shangguan's mind, and finally an hour and three minutes later, the two girls said: "It's all pressed, you two can rest in the room, or you can just check out and leave." Wishing you a happy consumption and hope you come back next time. ”
As soon as the door was shut, Li Yashen jumped up from the bed and laughed loudly and exaggeratedly.
"It's fun, it's so fun......" Before he could get to the point, the whole person was squeezed like the sea of Shangguan.
"Really, what are you doing, to come to a place like this, have you asked my opinion?" Shangguan was still angry, so he scolded.
"You're embarrassed to flash, if you flash again, I'll open my armor and come out to abuse you!" Seeing the other party jumping left and right like a gecko in the room, and finally sticking to the ceiling like a spider man, this Shangguan, who doesn't know martial arts, is angry, and when he scolded like this, Li Yashen was also afraid of the power of the mini armor, so it fell to the ground like a piece of paper.
Then, the next moment, Shangguan picked up the plastic face mask used by the guests to wash their feet, and hit Li Bashen in the face with a "crackle......
Five minutes later, Shangguan and Li Yashen, who continued to wear the same two sets of civilian clothes that they had just entered, walked out of the room with black faces on each other.
Shangguan rubbed his neck as he walked, it was the "occupational injury" that he had been screwed during the massage just now, and Li Bashen's face was blue and purple, all of which were traces after being smashed by the face plate...... The beautiful woman at the front desk saw the two of them, and they both smiled and said, "Oh, I'm really sorry, aren't the two of you here for a massage, how did you get it like this?" ”
In the voice of concern of the beautiful woman, Shangguan said: "It's okay, it's none of your business. Li Yashen said with a bitter face: "Yes, thank you for your hospitality." ”
At this point, the two dejected men continued to walk towards the elevator. Shangguan asked as he walked: "Then again, there was such a turmoil, after all, why did we come here?" ”
Li Yashen was beaten like a pig's head, and at this time, he still had the intention of continuing to joke, so he rubbed his face, hoping that it would quickly reduce the swelling, and said: "Isn't this going to the Internet café to play "Mecha World", I said that the most important thing for a pilot is his fingers, and most people have to massage their fingers before they go......
The "ordinary people" in Li Bashen's mouth should actually refer to "the general pilot with a little level, a little wealth and a little social status", indeed, when the work of a pilot has reached a certain level, ordinary people will not care about such a little massage fee, often before the battle to find a massage shop to do an hour of finger massage, after all, the pilot is a profession with a lot of hands, and the amount of operation every day is so large, and it is just repeated keystrokes and mouse movements, which can easily cause occupational injuries......
Originally, Li Bashen just wanted to bring Shangguan here to find a hand massage, but he didn't expect that when he was registering at the front desk just now, he noticed Shangguan's jerky appearance, so he was playful and ordered a Thai massage to see Shangguan's kid's good show, but he didn't expect that things would evolve step by step, and it would become like this......
"Ugh." Li Bashen let out a long sigh in his heart, and thought to himself, "I knew this was the case, why bother in the first place." ”
Just as Li Bashen and Shangguan and the two of them, who also had resentment in their hearts, walked towards the elevator, just pressed the upward icon, and then the two stood and waited for the elevator, from the corridor on the other side, there was a somewhat bewitching boy's voice. The voice said: "Oh, hey, who should I be, it turns out that it is our dear big brother Li Yashen." ”
Shangguan looked all over the body, only to see a little boy dressed very femininely, followed by a few thugs dressed differently but all of them were muscular, the little boy had a very white face, with a yellow perm like a Korean idol, if you don't care about his mini height of about 1.58 meters, then maybe he will also be a beautiful man.
This "beautiful little man" had a very big tone, walked directly in front of Shangguan and Li Yashen, raised his head, crossed his waist, and looked at Shangguan and Li Yashen with a smug face.
It's really a bad look.
"Alas," Shangguan sighed, and said, "Which little ghost has been released, my lord, don't you come out to take care of it?" ”