Chapter 16: Shepherds Are Actually Dicks!
"So what's going on?" Ling Yan scratched his head and asked, it is very dangerous to suddenly be alone in the same room with men and widows.
Especially in this kind of worldview similar to the ancient West, it is not strange to suddenly do nothing without a condom......
"I just wanted to ask, was your previous mission that simple?"
"Well...... It's not easy. Ling Yan thought for a while and said: "The first scene is "Zero ~ True Red Butterfly", when I almost died, I survived, and my eyes became like this, and the second scene was "Scarlet Bullet's Ariya", counting the current one, we have just experienced three missions." β
"Hmm...... According to the festival, I always feel that it is really too simple so far. She thought for a while, "Assuming that the strength of the drama ** is directly proportional to the strength of each team, then those bandits should not be so weak...... Hmm, could it be that the two extra squads have too much water? β
ββ¦β¦ It's not good if you care too much about that. Ling Yan rubbed her hair helplessly, "Not every egg is forced to evolve, and not every evolution is forced to die. β
"Hmm, I'm just wondering if I'm a newcomer, if I don't do anything anymore, will I be abandoned or something?" She looked at Ling Yan very seriously, "For example, when you are a meat or something, cooperate with the captain's ** hobby, and then survive or something." β
"Don't give me a serious face and say that I am ** in my eyes, isn't it just pinching your face!?" Ling Yan, who was speechless, directly pinched Ureshino's face with one hand, pulling and pulling like in anime.
"Woohoo! It hurts! Because the strength is not at the same level at all, Senior Sister Lori said that she couldn't pull his hand at all.
"Ahh Ling Yan apologized insincerely and let go of his hand.
- Uh-huh.,It's not a good feeling to pinch Lori's face occasionally.,Sure enough, the wind whispers that Lori control is very good at enjoying it......
Suddenly, Ling Yan felt that he was changing in a bad direction......
"Don't worry, I'm not **, I'm not Lolicon, and I'm not the ** of the breeding team." Ling Yan rubbed the hat on Hiroshi's head: "As long as you come to this team, I will send you back safely, don't worry." β
"I just set the 'Refusal Breeding Team, Snake Spirit Disease Team' into the hostile interface."
"That's what the bad guys say." Ureshino nodded seriously: "If you say that others are **, you are often ** yourself." β
- Do you want to say ** light phase!? Is it a revision of the literati light!?
"Hey, hey! Didn't you just want to pinch your face in the first place? Don't always think I'm **! I'm not the lolicon of the wind whisper!? "Ling Yan is about to collapse, why would a Lori who can reach the age of openly buying alcohol care so much about whether other people pinch her face or not!? Are you a cute teacher?
"Who would pinch a lady's face! You a**!? β
"Are you a lady......?" Ling Yan looked at her entire size, then turned her head and let out a lewd laugh: "Now this world is really crazy, a loli can call herself a lady...... Puff hahaha......"
"Long-winded! Don't laugh! Looking at Ling Yan, who was about to laugh until her stomach hurt, Senior Sister Ureshino said: **Sure enough, it is**, it can't be understood with ordinary thinking!
Who says that little girls can't be ladies!?
"Actually, I've always been curious." Ling Yan suddenly asked the angry Ureshino-senpai very seriously: "According to the plot I know, the heaviest injury to Ureshino-senpai should be that your fingers are completely pinched off by the door, and then you can't continue to be a hacker......"
"Huh? Why do you know this...... By the way, I'm a game character on your side. The original doubts were instantly relieved, and she remembered that she was a virtual character in Ling Yan's eyes.
"Well, if I don't know, it's a game of the August Society...... Hehe......" smiled inexplicably, and he asked again, "You shouldn't be thinking about committing suicide because you can't make software, right?" β
ββ¦β¦ Sure enough, **'s thinking is different from other people. She was silent for a while and said seriously, she who was originally sitting near Ling Yan subconsciously moved her position: "Who and who can't think of committing suicide because they can't make software?" β
"Ah, sure enough, didn't that apprentice shepherd's mistake hit you......" Ling Yan turned his head again, "Hey, give up the great opportunity to attack, it seems that the guy who reads the little yellow book didn't take the Hiroshi line......"
"Wait, sir, do you know who the shepherd is?"
ββ¦β¦ Isn't it, you haven't guessed that obvious!? And I'm not **! Ling Yan showed a very speechless expression, you must know that Senior Sister Ureshino is a high-IQ talent who can develop software at the level of 'Changing the Future of Mankind'......
- Although all the guys in that Shiomei Garden are so-called geniuses.
- Wait, what is Bai Qi!? In addition to being stupid and cute, where does she have a high IQ!?
"I'm really getting more and more witty......" Ling Yan found that he was getting more and more witty, and he thought of something to complain about.
"Don't suddenly say to yourself that you're witty!" Tε¬ι complained to Ling Yan, who suddenly thought he was very witty, "Tell me who the shepherd is!" β
"Little knife." Ling Yan said as a matter of course.
"Huh? Could it be her? β
"Of course. Do you think, have you ever seen a girl smaller than you who can have that level of boobs? Besides, she's not a natural stay? Ling Yan said the gentleman's words very seriously, completely ignoring the Hiroshi who had lowered his head: "Your attribute is 'Ageless Loli', so it's normal to have small breasts, Kana is a 'cute schoolgirl', and being poor is also the correct attribute, Qianli is 'Mischievous Girlfriend Singer', by the way, with the Lily attribute, that kind of figure is just right, Tamamo is 'Miss Ponytail and Wind', how can you be a big lady if you are not in good shape!" Bai Qi's natural stay in the palace model, the most suitable for her is a naked apron! After a pause, Ling Yan continued: "Only the little Taidao attribute is it! It's like, "I've got big breasts!" I'll prove it all!' The attributes are completely unreasonable! Too unreasonable! You said it's not a senior sister? Huh? What's wrong with you, senior sister? β
"I can't stand it anymore......" she lowered her head and murmured in the style of "it has reached the point of blackening": "I don't bother to care about your identity as a **!" β
At a speed that Ling Yan couldn't see clearly, her hand had already pinched Ling Yan's throat, and she exerted her strength: "You only have chest ** in your head!" Give me death! β
"All day and all night! Chest! Chest! Boobs! Ever wondered how other people feel! β
"No explanations! I'm going to destroy you for the sake of this world! Sinai! Sinai! Sinai! β
In this kind of coquettish and cute anger, a Lori rode on Ling Yan like this, pinching Ling Yan's skin as a meat shield with the strength of her powerless hand......
- Hey, hey! Aren't you selling cute!? And ah! Isn't our posture too a**!
Helplessly catering to the behavior of Lori, who was probably angry, Ling Yan felt very speechless and tired.
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Ah, I just found out, it turns out that EF has a shrine maiden costume Chihiro and Yuko, and I'm so happy!!
There's also a plot about the shepherd.,I might write it.,But I'm following the game.,It's not as messy as the animeΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·
Then the second watch is in the evening.,I'm going to pick up a shrine maiden costume for Yuko~.
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