Chapter 11: The Lord God is broken
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ββ¦β¦ Whew! Satisfied! Satisfied! Today I saw the whining zombies with my own eyes, and I ate so many delicious goodies...... Be sure to write them all in my blog diary when you go back! Hey, it's a pity that I didn't bring my phone or camera today, so I couldn't take pictures......"
Next to the bonfire that has been extinguished, Haruhi Suzumiya mutters incoherently with the excitement of drunkenness.
ββ¦β¦ It's time to go back! If I don't go back by the time I go to bed at night, Nobi-kun will be very worried."
Doraemon chimed in as he packed the remaining ingredients into his pocket, "...... Wang Qiujun, when will you be able to send us back? β
ββFor the "innocent and pure" thinking of these guys, Wang Qiu didn't know what to say, so he had to stretch out his finger and point to the ball of light called "Lord God" above his head, "...... We have to ask about it, we were all forcibly pulled in by it. β
ββ¦β¦ Oh, is it? Haruhi Suzumiya glanced up at the "main god" with drunken eyes, and then shouted, "...... Hey, hey! I don't know if it's a human or a computer, but now we've had enough of playing and eating, so let's send us home as soon as possible! β
Obviously, such a request for granted can only be answered in the negative.
ββ¦β¦ Refuse! Samsarasa will need to pay 50,000 bonus points to get out of the game, and none of your remaining bonus points will meet the rules. The ball of light hanging in mid-air, or "Lord God", immediately emitted such a mechanical and monotonous sound.
However, while the rules of the Lord God cannot be violated, the orders of the gods cannot be refused.
ββ¦β¦ Long-winded! You big ball of light! Don't you even understand the truth that the customer is God? I order you to send me back quickly! In that case, I can still like it in your rating column! Otherwise, be careful that I give you thirty-two bad reviews in a row! β
- Although this sounds like a lot of angry nonsense, if it comes out of the mouth of Haruhi Suzumiya, then it will be a lot of fun.
Question: What kind of person is Haruhi Suzumiya, who is a Japanese energetic female high school student?
Well, he is extremely competitive and has a self-respecting personality in heaven and the world. Very self-righteous.,Level willful.,Think the world is centered on her.,Never know what's going on in your head.,And the emotions change extremely.γ I don't listen to what I don't like, and I put it into practice as soon as I think of something. Very afraid of boredom.,Always active in search of interesting things.,It's the girl in Japan who can't hold a nuclear bomb button.,But she has something more terrifying than any nuclear bomb - the divine power that can change the world at any time and make "wishes come true"!
To put it simply, Haruhi Suzumiya is an omnipotent goddess, her words are oracles, and her commands represent the will of the universe!
Therefore, as soon as her oracle of "words and laws" came out, the poor Lord God immediately fell into a mess in the wind.
ββ¦β¦ Alert! Alert! The control system has been hacked, the program library is disrupted, and now the source of the interference is erased......"
ββ¦β¦ Obliterate? Don't you dare?! When the great god of Suzumiya Kasuga heard this, he immediately stared at him, "...... Be careful that I tear you down! β
ββ¦β¦ If the erasure fails, and a bug is suspected, the system will start to repair it automatically, cancel the operation, and start the erasure again ......"
ββ¦β¦ You're not done! Give me good obedience, do you understand! Haruhi Suzumiya stomped his feet irritably, making the main god messy in the wind again.
ββ¦β¦ The erasure fails again, the logic system is chaotic, the erasure instruction and the prohibition erasure command conflict, the security measures are activated, the procedure is temporarily isolated, and the erasure function is frozen...... Now that the interference has been preliminarily eliminated, the ...... of erasure has been restarted"
ββ¦β¦ How cruel it is to erase or something, let's change it to a fart twisting dance together! Twisting and Twisting ~~~~~ Twisting and Twisting ~~~~"
Nohara Shinnosuke's children, who were also full of wine and food, suddenly jumped out of his eyes in confusion, and shouted at the big ball of light in mid-air with his tongue knotted.
- Although the effectiveness may be slightly worse than that of Haruhi Suzumiya, Shinnosuke Nohara's "IQ deprivation stunt" is also something that the main god can't resist.
This request that could not be refused made the main god suddenly stuck, and it was a long time before a hoarse voice that seemed to be squeezed out of between his teeth:
ββ¦β¦ The erasure penalty is canceled, and it is replaced by all team members dancing together, twisting and writhing ~~~~~~"
- So, Wang Qiu was almost stunned to see that he had lost control of his body, and began to follow behind Nohara Shinnosuke's children involuntarily, twisting his waist and hips, and provoking a very shameful fart twisting dance...... And the same goes for Doraemon and others......
Obviously, such a shameful, stupid, and stupid ass dance is very unacceptable for any girl...... Therefore, Haruhi Suzumiya only twisted his ass a little and couldn't stand it anymore.
ββ¦β¦ It's not fun to twist your ass like this! All right! Hurry up and get us home! That's an order! She broke free of her restraints, stood up with her hips crossed, and pointed at the Lord God and scolded, "...... This is Japan's No. 1 beautiful girl, Haruhi Suzumiya's order that cannot be refused! β
- At this moment, Haruhi Suzumiya represents the will of the universe, the choice of fate, and the desire of countless reincarnators to be free and home, as well as the monstrous hatred of this cruel and cold game of death! She's not alone! She's really not alone!
Therefore, the main god, who had been forcibly lowered to the combat power level of a five-year-old child by Shinnosuke Nohara before, unsurprisingly began to fall apart.
ββ¦β¦ Reject, Approve, Reject, Approve, Overlapping Permissions, Conflicting Instructions, Procedural Confusion, System Restart, ......"
ββ¦β¦ How long are you going to grind? Really, give me a customer service channel! Be sure to complain to you next time! β
Miss Kasuga Suzumiya shouted and scolded impatiently, and once again shot the poor lord god with words that could not be refused.
ββ¦β¦ Reboot fails, system crashes, reinstall begins, the whole process is expected to be completed in ......"
ββ¦β¦ Damn it! You're not done! The service attitude is such a bad game, it's better to stop the operation quickly! β
The angry Suzumiya Haruhi cursed, and the main god, who was already crumbling, was dealt a fatal blow.
ββ¦β¦ The system was brute-forced, the reinstallation failed, the server was forced to shut down, and the unlimited space plan came to an end......"
ββ¦β¦ Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Seeing that these guys had basically finished the main god with three strokes and five divisions by two, Wang Qiu immediately shouted with joy after the initial shock, "...... Don't end the game yet! Gotta let it get us out! Otherwise, we'll be trapped here! β
ββ¦β¦ That's right! You're going to shut down the server, and you're going to have to let us players log out first! Haruhi Suzumiya nodded in agreement.
ββThe next moment, with the help of Nagato Yuki's secret "information operation", the main god completely succumbed to the will of the great god of Suzumiya Kasuga.
ββ¦β¦ Accept the compulsory order again, cancel the shutdown instructions, and forcibly close the external network instead, and after erasing the bloodline, abilities and memories, and depriving them of equipment, all of them will be forcibly logged out and repatriated to real time and space...... Alert! Alert! System overload...... Kazβ"
With a clicking sound like shattered glass, the "main god" suspended in the air like the sun, emitting a cold white light, suddenly began to tremble, dimmed, and burst out bursts of spark-like spots, and finally basically extinguished...... After that, it rolled to the ground with a clatter, and at the same time its volume shrank sharply, until it was only about the size of a baseball, and rolled to Wang Qiu's feet.
And with the disappearance of the light source, the entire main god square also became dark.
After a long while, Wang Qiu "snapped" and lit up a tactical flashlight, illuminating the faces of everyone with tangled expressions in the darkness.
At this moment, the expressions on each of their faces were only covetous, and they were at a loss......
- The main god has been played with such a thick-skinned and durable goods, what should we do next?