When I hurried back to the house with Zhou Qian, Zhou Liang's aunt was already waking up in the moon. When she saw me return to the moon, she seemed to grasp a life-saving straw, and she held my hand tightly. Trembling, he said, "Red ...... Red-eyed ......"

I sank slightly, and sure enough, I saw the red eyes in the toilet again, but Zhang Xuanzhi was obviously reincarnated red, why did Yan still have red eyes?

Zhou Qian was so frightened that she trembled and said, "What's the matter, just now we Xi just surpassed a ghost strictness, why does Yan still appear now?" ”

As soon as he heard that I had just overtaken a ghost, Zhou Liang's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "Brother Li, you must help us!" ”

I waved my hand and said, "Don't be so polite. I celebrate the moon this time to let you return to the quiet days, and my master has slaughtered me Xi Ke. Auntie, you calm down first, take a deep breath before you breathe, and then tell me the truth of the matter. ”

Aunt Zhou Liang listened to my words and took a deep breath, and then obviously calmed down a lot, she said slowly: "I went to the toilet just now." Our toilet has no lights, it's dark, but we are used to it, and we feel scared. But when I finished going to the toilet and wiping my back, I suddenly saw a spot of light behind me. I hurriedly looked back and saw a red eye looking at me in the lid behind the toilet. It's scary! ”

Zhou Qian nodded again and again: "I also encountered such a situation!" ”

Hearing this, I shook my head, and Zhou Liang couldn't help but shake his head.

"Xi is right, these things are not Xi right......," I said, "A red eye looked at my aunt, obviously the same situation as Zhou Qian's encounter. What Zhou Qian encountered was a pair of eyes, which was not a ghost. ”

Zhou Liang also nodded, he gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, I have to kill Lang and a bastard Xi Ke." ”

Everyone was so confused by the two of us that the second monk was familiar with it, and I directly took a flashlight and led everyone to the toilet. I rummaged through the lid behind the toilet for a while, and immediately found a miniature video recorder, and said with a sneer: "This time it is clear that someone is secretly filming, this person should know about the haunting." Then I wanted to take this opportunity to take a secret photo, so that everyone would be afraid of ghosts, and Xi knew that it was actually secretly photographed. ”

Aunt Zhou Liang exclaimed: "How can it be like this! ”

I threw the VCR to Zhou Qian and said, "You take Auntie to see it." ”

Zhou Qian nodded, and then went to the house with Aunt Zhou Liang to look at it for a while. After the moon, Aunt Zhou Liang's face was flushed, and she cursed the person who played the video recorder in a broken heart, and everyone's faces were ugly.

There is a person secretly filming in the toilet at home, and Lang is even more evil than a ghost peeking.

"If Xi has an accident, Lang Ren will definitely take a video recorder to copy it tonight......," I said, "After all, the outside door is usually closed for convenience." Everyone sleeps in their own rooms. Since this guy is in a hurry to put it here, he will also be in a hurry to see the results at night. That's it, let's disperse first, Zhou Liang, you hide in the toilet at night, wait for Lang Ren for a month, and immediately capture him alive. ”

Zhou Liang nodded again and again, he gritted his teeth and said, "I have to kill this guy Xi Ke." ”

These things have become my business, and I am used to taking care of them again. Things can be said to be quite smooth, Wang Mingyi gave me a deadline of four days, but I only solved the matter in one day. Xi is also, everyone wants to learn that Lang is a pervert who has always let Zhou Qian carry it on his back.

After eating the meal prepared for me by the Zhou family, I lay down in the guest room to rest and texted Wang Mingyi in every possible way.

"Little Committee, do you want Xi to ask your brother to take you to eat lollipops?"

I finished texting, prepared that Wang Mingyi would reply to me at all, and then lay down in bed and slept. As soon as I closed my eyes, my phone clicked, I quickly picked up my phone and looked at it, and then I was happy.

"You're joking with me, is the matter settled?"

was full of Wang Mingyi's tone, and I was very happy all of a sudden, and then continued to text Wang Mingyi.

"^0^ Yes, yes, I'm so tired of saying, do you want to help me massage my shoulder?"

After sending the text message, I was so happy to roll on the bed, thinking that I was really cute and cool. For a while, I felt very shy and excited, and said to myself: "So shy, so shy, Xiaohe Xiaohe is so shy!" ”

It's not the habit of being a god, but everyone will do something too weird in their own environment. Xi said that the moon is interesting, and there is a big difference between men and women.

For example, a macho man, he may worship a pillow or a doll and say something very cute and cute; According to a research survey, 99% of women like to wear only underwear or run around for a month when they are alone. When they want to fart, they try to make the fart louder, and they also pick their nostrils with tissues.

When I was rolling the moon in this stern way, one end of the wooden bed was lifted by the moon because of the weight, and I rolled under the bed as soon as I learned Xiaowei, and with a snap, I fell directly to the ground face on the ground!

It hurts...... My knee hurts...... It's because Xi said bad things about women...... It's because Xi is so angry......

But Wang Mingyi didn't send another monthly text message, I was a little aggrieved, so I climbed into bed and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, there was a commotion outside, which woke me up while I was sleeping. It is customary to say that it must be the guy who put the camera who was caught. I yawned, then put on my clothes and went outside, and I was stunned.

Is this Xi a Chen Meng Meng Yan?

Chen Mengmeng knelt on the ground, a group of people were making noise around him, and he was trying very hard to explain his behavior to everyone.

"Xi, yes, I'm not a voyeur, this camera...... I did put it here. Please Xi wants to call the police, please put your phone down first, please, please put your phone down. I just think a lot of times, if people practice doing something, they will be reminded of themselves who are living. Xi has a saying that is strict, and if we go crazy, we will be old. ”

To be honest, although it is a very strict scene now, I almost can't help but laugh out of the moon. Because Chen Mengmeng's thinking is really interesting.

This passage directly made Zhou Qian's aunt angry, she pointed at Chen Mengmeng, and said, "I'm so old, why am I still messing with you?" Call the police now, let's go to the police station and say, don't talk too much to this pervert. ”

Chen Mengmeng hurriedly said: "Don't call the police, really don't call the police." I'm a pervert, even if you want to call me a pervert, I can only say that I'm a pervert for a while. Everyone makes mistakes sometimes, and we should actually give him a chance to be Xi? I'm usually used to being such a person, but I heard that this place is haunted and red-eyed. When I was in my micro, there were always two people talking to me, one said that it was okay to peep in the month, and the other said that it was absolutely okay to ......."

My eyes opened wide all of a sudden, Yuan Yue Chen Mengmeng only did this kind of thing after hearing me say that Zhou Qian's toilet was haunted, this Yan said Yue, I really have a little responsibility for these things, blame me for telling others about these things.

Zhou Qian looked at Chen Mengmeng at this time, and seemed to be a little bit tolerant, after all, Chen Mengmeng had chased her. She whispered: "If you want to Xi, forget it, he didn't see it anyway, if you call the police, I'm afraid Auntie, you will be embarrassed." ”

These things also reminded Zhou Liang's aunt that it makes sense that she will be a middle-aged woman this month, and if these things get out, I am afraid it will have a small impact on her reputation.

After a bit of persuasion, everyone finally settled. Xi also made Chen Mengmeng lose 500 yuan, so Xi took him to the Public Security Bureau. Of course, Chen Mengmeng is very refreshing, if Xi Ran is arrested and put into the police station, I am afraid that his reputation will be ruined.

Everyone dispersed, and Chen Mengmeng was naturally kicked out. Xi knows why he is strict, I am very good to Chen Mengmeng, and I find that he has a feeling that is particularly attractive to me.

And Xi said that I like men, but Chen Mengmeng really makes me feel very attractive.

I followed Chen Mengmengbei out of the house, and he hung his head on the road. I coughed, handed him a cigarette, he took it gratefully, smoked it, and said, "Today's luck is really good." ”

I laughed and said, "I think your luck is very good, Xi Ran was arrested in the police station, can you feel very comfortable?" ”

Chen Mengmeng thought for a while, and seemed to think that what I said was very reasonable, and then he laughed, saying that he was in a big trouble and would die, and he would have a blessing, and he must buy a lottery ticket tomorrow.

The more I look at Chen Mengmeng, the more I feel that this guy is really a bit of a habit, and there is indeed a feeling that attracts me very much. At this time, my pockets suddenly trembled a little, I took a slight look, and found that it was Tang Wenyan's minced meat that was trembling.

Suddenly, Tang Wenyan ran out of the minced meat, and then subconsciously moved away from Chen Mengmeng. This surprised me very much, why is Tang Wenyan afraid of Chen Mengmeng? Chen Mengmeng is obviously an ordinary person. Clamp the miscellaneous.

I felt that Chen Mengmeng must have a secret, so I said, "Why is your name so Yan?" Someone would give their son such a funny name. ”

At the mention of this name, Chen Mengmeng's face became bitter, he squatted on the steps on the side of the road, sighed, and said: "Alas, when I gave birth to the moon, the fortune teller said that I had too much yang energy, and I was hit by a lack of wood. But he couldn't help it, so he added a sun and moon to me, hoping that I could reconcile yin and yang. ”

I understand!

Blame Chen Mengmeng for being able to seven times a night, and blame him for having a feeling of attraction to me, because I have too little yang energy in my body, and Chen Mengmeng has a lot of yang energy, so Xi naturally attracted me. And Tang Wenyan is the same, she is completely a ghost, so she will naturally be afraid of Chen Mengmeng's strict yang energy.

I was immediately overjoyed, this will definitely be some kind of treasure, after all, Yang Qi is so strict, but I still know how to find out the benefits that are useful to me from Chen Mengmeng, if I were Zhou Tianwen, Xi Ran will definitely be able to find out.

I thought about it for a while, and said to Chen Mengmeng: "I think you are a very interesting person, to be honest, I have lived this Yan for many years, you are the biggest man I have ever seen, after all, many things are done by us." How about giving me your phone number? ”

As soon as she heard my words, Chen Mengmeng's face changed drastically, and then she looked at me very scared: "Xi is embarrassed, I really don't have the slightest interest in this, you ...... You find someone else! ”

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\(≧▽≦)/ Typing all day, the keyboard broke down again, and the twenty-five yuan keyboard really used Xixing, and I wanted to buy a good keyboard for more than a hundred yuan, but I didn't have the money! You scoundrels, do you still want to recharge and reward me with some to buy a good keyboard! I still want to think about it, and then the queen of heaven is updated with four, five or six chapters every day! R832