7. Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, Third Senior Brother?

Early the next morning.

There are only two people who can get up: Wukong and Leping. Everyone else had food poisoning.

When Little Wukong was doing routine morning exercises, he saw Leping practicing Turtle School Qigong towards a big stone alone.

The originally flat side of the rock was already full of large and small pits, and it could be seen that Leping had been practicing for a while. The pits are large and small, the largest is the size of a basketball and is more than 10 centimeters deep, and the smallest is only the size of a table tennis ball and is two centimeters deep.

"Morning!"

"Morning!"

After saying hello, Xiao Wukong looked at the large and small pits on the big stone and said puzzledly: "Leping, the turtle wave qigong should be more than this power, right?"

"I haven't fully mastered it, and occasionally I can't post it. I wanted to practice more, so I deliberately controlled the power later. That way, I can do it as many times as I can with the same amount of effort. Leping wiped the sweat from his head. "It's almost time, now that everyone is poisoned by pufferfish, do you still want to practice? We have to help everyone prepare breakfast. ”

"Well, I want to practice a little longer!"

Leping nodded and went to prepare food. Because everyone is poisoned by puffer fish, Leping wants to boil some porridge.

When I was washing rice and putting it in the pot, I remembered again: I have to eat porridge for Xiao Wukong, the big stomach, how much do you have to eat to be full.

"It seems that we have to buy the biggest rice cooker and a wok to do it. While stirring the porridge, Leping thought: "Qiqi is really not simple, Wukong, Gohan, Wutian, to take care of the diet of these three big stomach kings, it's really a shame that she can stand it." ”

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On the third day, everyone was better.

"Well, old turtle, since the cultivation will not start for a few days, then let Leping send me back to the Western Capital. Bulma took her leave.

"Oh, a few more days. Although the turtle immortal was beaten and scolded by Bulma, he still warmly retained, "It doesn't matter how long you live, I don't mind." ”

"I don't mind. Bulma replied with a snort. Without waiting for the turtle immortal to say anything, he pulled Leping on the plane.

The western capital is not far or close to the current turtle house, and if you take a plane, it will take about half a day.

So that afternoon, Lehei met Dr. Bliff, one of the two genius scientists in Dragon Ball (the other being Dr. Gro, who made an artificial human) and his wife, Bulma's unobtrusive mother.

"Oh, is this the boyfriend you got from making a wish to Dragon Ball? How about we go on a date while Bulma is away?" Mrs. Bliff (no name, so I can only call her) came over with pastries to entertain the guests.

"Mom, I'm still listening here!" said Bulma, gritting her teeth and spitting weakly (the poison of the puffer fish was not yet finished).

Although he knew that this woman was a little off the line, when he really faced it, Leping still felt that he didn't know how to deal with it.

"Ahh Mrs. Bliff grinned, not minding her daughter at all, "I know there's a restaurant with a nice environment, and the mango pudding there is delicious, let's go with us another day!"

"Mom!!" Bulma protested loudly.

"Adolescent girls are sensitive. Bulma, if you want to dump him that day, just tell your mother, okay?"

Leping really couldn't stay any longer, so he hurriedly said goodbye. I got a haircut in the city and flew back to the turtle house. By the way, Poole and Oolong were left behind by him in the Western Capital.

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Three days later, at half past four in the morning.

Approaching to receive the legendary ultra-harsh Turtle Immortal Stream training, Leping couldn't help but feel a little nervous. Think about the people I saw in my previous life when I watched anime, delivering milk, plowing the land with my bare hands, working on construction sites, and poking hornet's nests...... All kinds of perverted masochism, Leping shuddered.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I'm Leping now, I'm Leping now, grit my teeth, I can hold on. After all, Xiao Lin can survive, I am three years older than him, and my physical strength is much better. "Leping couldn't help but cheer himself up.

"Well, before I officially start practicing, I should first tell you about the meaning of martial arts. The turtle immortal began a routine preaching: "What is the purpose of practicing martial arts, not to go out and fight to win, and to win with others......"

"I'm afraid that's what Goku thinks. Leping said secretly in his heart, and at the same time glanced at Little Wukong: "The national nature of the Saiyans." ”

"It's not for the girl to say," the turtle fairy began to imitate the female voice, "'Hero, your martial arts are so good, I love you to death'......"

That's probably what Kobayashi thought. Leping said secretly in his heart, and at the same time glanced at Xiao Lin: "What the young man thinks." ”

"The purpose of learning martial arts is to constantly surpass oneself, to be able to have a strong body and a healthy mind to live a meaningful life......"

"That's what I thought. Leping said secretly in his heart, and at the same time sighed secretly: "It's a pity that the pressure of life or survival." ”

"I don't understand at all!" Little Wukong's answer with an ignorant face surprised the turtle immortals, and then ......

"Eh......" The turtle immortal was also speechless for a while, but he didn't know how to make these words more simple and understandable: "Anyway, Wukong, you just need to exercise hard and live a happy life." ”

"Oh, I see, I see. Little Goku was happy.

"Fool? Kobayashi squinted.

"Well, there's one more thing," the turtle immortal coughed and cleared his throat: "Since you senior brothers are three people, it is necessary to rank them." Wukong is the apprentice I decided to accept when I was in Baozi Mountain, so he is a senior brother......"

Leping had a vague feeling that something was wrong......

"Leping worshipped me as a teacher when he came to the turtle house seven days ago, so he is the second senior brother...... Of course, Xiao Lin is the third junior brother. ”

Leping's face darkened...... Even the third junior brother is stronger than the second senior brother......

"Teacher!"

"Do you have anything to say?" said the turtle immortal.

"Teacher, I think Wukong's official entry should be later than me. Leping said.

"Why?"

"Because you said at the time that if you want to get started, you have to bring back beautiful girls, and then Goku will go to find girls, right?"

"Well, that's the case!"

"Then you took me, and Goku hadn't brought back Lanchi yet, so he hadn't officially joined your door at that time. So," Le Ping paused and accentuated: "I should be the senior brother." ”

"Hmm...... You're right when you say that......" The turtle immortal pondered for a while, and said with relief: "Okay, you are the senior brother, Wukong is second, and Xiaolin is third." ”

"Teacher!"

The turtle immortal wondered, "What do you have to say?" ”

"I think I should be ranked ahead of Goku. If it weren't for me, Goku wouldn't have been able to bring Ranch back - he still hasn't even been able to tell the difference between men and women. ”

There is some truth to this...... So Wukong, do you have anything to say?" the turtle fairy turned to little Wukong and asked.

"Hmm!" Goku shook his head.

"You can bully honest people. The turtle immortal snorted and said, "That's it, sort by age." Needless to say, Leping must be a senior brother, Xiaolin, how old are you?"

"13 years old. ”

"What about you, Wukong?"

"14 years old. ”

"Then it's Senior Brother Leping, Second Senior Brother Wukong, and Third Senior Brother Xiaolin. The turtle immortal made the final decision.

Leping frowned, and said in his heart that it was okay if he was a senior brother, but if he made Wukong a second senior brother, he was afraid that he would be scolded to death by the readers and audience of "Journey to the West" in his previous life - even Brother Monkey would not agree. Let's give him a hand.

"Goku, I remember you said you were 11 last year, right?"

"Hmm...... Eh, did I say that?" Little Wukong agreed at first, but immediately became confused.

"Uh, your dream talk. ”

The turtle immortal and Xiao Lin were all shocked, and said in their hearts how could this child's common sense be so bad.

"Wukong, you count from the beginning, I'll take a look at all the way down. "For the sake of insurance, the turtle immortal decided to see if Goku was really 12 years old.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, eh, eight, ......" (Note: Goku counted to eighteen when he faced off against Kawasaki Ninja, and he didn't know what was behind it now, considering that he had been learning the culture under the Turtle Immortal Sect for a period of time at that time, so he shouldn't know what the back of eight was)

The turtle immortal sighed, Xiao Lin looked at the expression of an idiot, and Leping covered his forehead: "Eight is nine below." ”

"Oh. I know. Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve......"

"Okay, that's enough. Wukong is the third junior brother, and it is decided. "The Turtle Immortal doesn't want to be entangled anymore.