Chapter 699: Drama God

The woman apparently saw that I was young and did not believe in me. On the surface, he couldn't stop thanking me, but as soon as he turned around, he began to call the seven aunts and eight aunts again. Ask them if they know a famous master.

I smiled and didn't debunk it, just looked at the boy.

By this time it was already afternoon. In a few more hours, it will be dark. As long as it gets dark, I can find a way to find Guanshan, so it's useless to be anxious at this time, I can only wait.

I sat on the chair, bored, and felt a little sleepy. Then he slowly lowered his head and fell asleep.

I was sleeping soundly when I suddenly felt someone talking outside, and the voice was familiar. I looked up in a daze, and heard the two men already entering the house. I turned my head to look. These two are none other than Xue Qian and Mr. Lu.

Xue Qian glanced at me and was stunned: "Old Zhao, you are an unpredictable prophet." Already waiting for us here in advance? ”

I looked at the two of them and wondered, "How did you find this place?" How do you know where the boy's home is? ”

Mr. Lu showed a look of sudden realization: "It turns out that this is the boy's home." He pointed to the woman and said, "She was introduced to the two of us and said that there was something dirty in the house, so let's take a look." ”

The woman was a little embarrassed to see that we were in a group, and she looked at me and said, "Young man, it's not that I don't believe you, but ...... I have a relative who must recommend someone to me. ”

I smiled. said, "It's okay. If you can save people, you can save them. ”

Mr. Lu walked to the boy's bed, reached out and touched his heart, and then looked at the eyeballs. This set of movements is no different from my previous actions, but Mr. Lu is much calmer.

I asked, "How?" Is it haunted by imps? ”

Mr. Lu nodded and said, "Some ordinary little ghosts are just some ordinary little ghosts. Don't worry now, we'll send them away in the evening. ”

The woman had been standing beside her, and seemed relieved to hear Mr. Lu say this, and then she asked with some concern, "There is no danger, right?" ”

Mr. Lu began to pat his chest again: "With a few of us here, what are you afraid of?" It's safe. ”

Subsequently. He touched his stomach and said, "I've been busy all day, and I'm feeling a little hungry." ”

The woman immediately said, "I'll cook, let's eat first." ”

I looked at Mr. Lu and said, "How do I feel that you are not here to save people, but like you are here to cheat and cheat?" ”

Mr. Lu smiled: "Do you want me to work hungry?" ”

After the woman had cooked the meal, she did not have many chopsticks. I won't eat it. It seems that she cares about the boy's condition. I can't eat.

Mr. Lu thought for a while and said to her, "You go and buy some incense candles and paper money." Use it at night. ”

The woman asked, "How much?" ”

Mr. Lu said, "The more the merrier. ”

The woman said yes and left the house. She trusted us and left us here.

When it was completely dark, the woman returned. Mr. Lu said to her, "You hide first. I'll call you again when I've sent the imp away. ”

The woman said yes, and reluctantly went out.

Mr. Lu turned off the lights in the room and lit a few candles. Xue Qian and I helped the boy and sat cross-legged on the bed.

After the boy was seated, I asked Mr. Lui, "What are we going to do now?" ”

Mr. Lu has not yet spoken. The boy suddenly opened his mouth, and his voice was very shy, very frivolous: "You three mortals, still don't kneel down when you see Erlang Zhenjun?" ”

I couldn't help but laugh and said, "What? Someone claimed to be Guan Erye before, and now there are little ghosts who claim to be Erlang God. Are you all in causten? ”

When the boy spoke again, it had already changed to a woman's voice: "You have to watch out. I'm not really Erlang God. Then I saw an eye appear on his forehead. This eye closed one by one, and it kept looking at me, and I was stared at by it all over my body.

Then, the woman's voice said, "The god Erlang only has three eyes. We're so much better than him. ”

Then an old man's voice replied, "That makes sense. We should be Nezha, with three heads and six arms. ”

Immediately afterward, two more heads and four arms grew from the boy's body. The three heads looked east and west, and the six arms waved up and down, like conjoined babies and like a big spider.

When I looked at them, I didn't feel half sacred, only very sick.

At this time, the woman's voice said again: "Three heads and six arms, it can't describe our supernatural powers, I think, only the thousand-armed Guanyin can." ”

Then, I don't know how many voices replied, "Exactly." ”

Immediately afterwards, the boy's body began to stretch out his hand continuously, like a peacock opening the screen, and he grew a circle of arms. These arms are old and young, male and female. Dancing with teeth and claws, as if demonstrating to us.

Mr. Lu let out a long sigh, took two steps back, and sat down on the chair.

The little ghosts hidden in the boy's body said triumphantly: "Old Dao, you can't help us? ”

Mr. Lu lowered his head and remained silent.

Xue Qian stabbed him: "Lu Laodao, you won't really admit it, right?" In my opinion, although there are many of these imps, they are actually very ordinary, and even Lao Zhao can deal with them. ”

This was very polite, and I couldn't help but say, "Old Xue, what do you mean by this?" Am I poor? ”

Xue Qian smiled and said, "I didn't say that. ”

Mr. Lu let out a long sigh and whispered, "These little ghosts are indeed very ordinary. But because they're ordinary. My heart is not happy. ”

I asked curiously, "How do you say that?" ”

Mr. Lu said: "These little ghosts have low skills, and they are almost at the lowest end of the Three Realms. But isn't it sad that even they dare to play with gods and Buddhas at will? If the living do not have reverence, they will do evil. The absence of reverence for the dead makes it even more difficult to restrain them. The devil rises and disappears, and the devil rises and disappears. Something is wrong with this world. ”

I saw Mr. Lu's face was compassionate and painful. I couldn't help but be infected by him, and I didn't even have the heart to joke.

Mr. Lu looked at the boy and said, "It's actually easy to clean up these little ghosts. But if you want to turn things around, it's hard. I've been thinking about it these days, we're running around, punishing evil and promoting good. But a few of us single-handedly, no matter how strong our skills are, how can we change the creatures in the Three Realms? Isn't what we're doing useless? ”

Xue Qian seemed to be very unaccustomed to Mr. Lu's serious appearance, he laughed dryly and said, "Old Dao Lu, I really don't know that you are so idealistic. I thought you were thinking only about how to fool people. ”|.

Mr. Lu laughed: "Why don't I have ideals?" We Taoist priests rely on catching ghosts to eat, but we don't like the world to be full of ghosts. I hope that one day the world will be peaceful and all the Taoist priests will be unemployed. When the time comes, I'll ...... I'm going to sell tofu brains, which is also good. ”

He sat down in his chair with a sad face, and muttered to himself, and he spoke for a long time, and then stood up again, and quickly regained his former self-confidence. But seeing his disheartened appearance just now, we all understand that his current self-confidence is just pretending. I even have some suspicions that his usual self-confidence and madness are also pretending.

Mr. Lu said aloud to the boy, "Everything has a cause and effect, and I believe that you will not get entangled with this boy for no reason." Can you sue me and why? ”

The demons said, "This boy has stolen the money of our children and grandchildren. The children and grandchildren are not good, and we can't find the thieves who steal the money, so we, the elders who have become ghosts, have to do them a favor and use some means to force this kid to spit out the money. Now it's a minor thing to make him seriously ill, and next, we're going to get him into a car accident. ”

Immediately, the boy walked out in a daze. I said, "No wonder there are so many bizarre car accidents, it turns out that the living people were manipulated by the little ghosts, and they couldn't help themselves, and they walked around on the road. ”

Mr. Lu sighed, stopped in front of the boy, and said, "Wait a minute. There is something to discuss. ”