Chapter 35: The Best Dumb Official

Fang Lin walked out of the restaurant with his hands behind his back, and really imitated the bearing of the son and son of a rich and noble family, the craftsman Fu hurriedly settled the account and chased out, and followed with his hands down, and fell behind him in a regular manner. When the people next to him saw this style, they really thought that it was the children of the eunuchs who came out to hang out.

Look at the county government in front, Fang Lin walked leisurely in front, craftsmen such as low-born people couldn't help but panic a little, took a few deep breaths or followed, at this time it was the time for the county lieutenant to open the yasheng hall to judge the case, but people were allowed to observe, Fang Lin listened to the county lieutenant provincial case, Rao is he was very determined, and he was quite speechless, he really couldn't cry or laugh, this faint official's style of acting was really regarded as comprehending the true transmission of "the goose has plucked the holy hand, and the sky is three feet high"- Everyone should know what it means to pluck the goose, the sky is three feet high, you think, the sky is so high, how can it suddenly be three feet high? Since the sky is not three feet high, it must be that the ground has been scraped off by corrupt officials, so it is relatively three feet high.

When Fang Lin and the others entered the door, it was Hu Dahai who secretly cut the rice of Xu Laoliu's family. The county lieutenant hastily looked at the situation, called the plaintiff up and asked a few questions, and immediately patted the table and said energetically:

"Okay, you bastard, what people plant, why is it your turn to cut it? It's a steal! Pull it down and hit fifty boards. ”

Defendant Hu Dahai said aggrievedly:

"The little one still has grievances!"

The county lieutenant drank the order:

"Let's talk about it!"

Poor Nahu Dahai was directly dragged over by the officials under the hall, and after being beaten to the point of fifty boards, he knelt again with blood, and the county lieutenant said impatiently:

"If you have anything to say, speak quickly! Say it! ”

Hu Dahai endured a tear and said:

"The small land is next door to Xu Laoliu's house, but the land was forcibly occupied by him to plant crops, but the small one reasoned with him but he didn't follow him, so he went to cut his family's rice."

The county lieutenant rolled his eyes and said to heaven:

"I see, since Xu Laoliu is wrong, Hu Dahai is not wrong! Pull Xu Lao Liu down and hit fifty boards! ”

Xu Lao Liu was smug, and it was really a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and he opened his mouth and said urgently:

"The villain is wronged! Adults are ......"

The county lieutenant yawned and said:

"There is no need to say more about anyone in the world who confesses his sins! Kombat Kombat! ”

So Xu Lao Liu also suffered fifty boards, but the cut rice was directly carried into the back hall as stolen goods, which seemed to be "confiscated".

The second case was that two countrymen fought for a duck, one called Gao Laosi and the other called Yang Xiaodonkey, and the two people fought for a duck.

The county lieutenant summoned the county lieutenant to examine the injury, and found out that the arm was indeed wounded, and the county lieutenant shouted to Yang Xiaodonkey:

"This case couldn't be simpler, he broke your arm, then I will discount his arm for you, sir."

So he ordered the left and right to put the frightened Gao Laosi over, and told the official to only hit his arm with a board, Gao Laosi screamed repeatedly, and the county lieutenant closed his eyes leisurely and smiled to himself, until Gao Laosi's arm was first beaten red, then blue, and finally purple. It looks like the color of the wound on Yang Xiaodonkey's hand, and the county lieutenant ordered someone to put Gao Laosi, who was half dizzy in pain and had white lips, and praised himself in his mouth:

"A man like me can't really be fairer."

Suddenly, the duck that was carried up to the hall probably quacked because of the lack of water, and the county lieutenant glanced at it and immediately said with a pleasant face:

"Speaking of which, this duck is the bane! I fought for it, and now that we are injured in the same condition, it is naturally fair, and my lord is in charge of making peace for you. ”

Suddenly, he put his face on the board and said:

"This duck is the culprit in the end, it's really hateful, lest you hold a grudge and start a dispute again, the master will help you deal with it, come on, bring me to the back kitchen!" Slash later! No more arguments! ”

The complaining Gao Laosi and Yang Xiaodonkey looked at each other, looking at the duck being pushed to the back, I don't know what they thought in their hearts, but the expression on their faces was painful and regretful.

At this time, someone outside the hall suddenly exclaimed:

"The adult is so clever in judging the case, I'm afraid it won't be long before I will be promoted."

The county lieutenant was overjoyed when he heard this, and he actually lifted half of his ass on the official chair and looked out - this was a rare courtesy for him, except for seeing his boss - but he saw a young man who was dressed and looked good walked in, and he also brought a man who looked like a butler by his side, but it was not Fang Lin or who?

Fang Lin shook it to the tunnel:

"I've heard the name of the Lord for a long time, and now when I see it, it's well deserved."

The county lieutenant seemed to have not heard such a written sycophant for a long, long time, so he completely put his official business behind him, and said with great joy:

"Sit!"

Fang Lin only said that he was a native of Peiguo County (now Bozhou, Anhui), with the surname Xiahou, and came out to travel and study. When Xiahou was the main general in Cao's army, the county lieutenant was surprised and delighted when he heard it, and hurriedly invited him into the back hall as a guest, but he was not stupid enough to be a person, and he began to test his origin between words.

At this time, Fang Lin didn't even have any interest in being with him and the snake, and directly took the opportunity to sit down and launched a powerful magic spell, but he was told that the other party's official rank was too high, and he was immune to the charm technique. Fang Lin secretly controlled his strength, and converted the powerful magic technique into a spiritual shock, the county lieutenant's eyes suddenly bulged, and he trembled and fell to the ground, seeing that he didn't know who was already a person, and the family members of the waiter next to him helped carry the old man to the couch, and they were all in a mess. Some people even covered their faces and howled beside them, but their faces were full of joy.

"Why don't you look for the best doctor, what are you calling here!" Fang Lin watched coldly for a while, and then shouted angrily.

The family members immediately woke up from a dream and poured out. And Craftsman Fu also understood Fang Lin's intentions, and also said on the side:

"Why don't you go and find someone who can handle the overall situation?"

At this time, the woman's family couldn't come to show her face, so it didn't take long for a family member to find the second master, this person is the brother of the county lieutenant, and he is a good hand when it comes to eating, drinking, scooping and gambling, when have you seen such a big thing? There was nowhere to grab it at all, and he was so anxious that he was going around like an ant on a hot pot, Fang Lin was relieved by the side, and then said:

"Although Brother Ling's illness is urgent, the emergency is always quick to come and go, and I used to have an elder who was also like this, if I can find a good doctor, I don't think it is difficult to recover completely."

After listening to Fang Lin's words, the second master was grateful, and regarded it as the backbone, and immediately asked his family to go out and ask the doctor to come back. Who knew that it took half an hour before a few family members came back with panting and sad faces:

"The county's medical hall was sentenced by the master to be closed and expelled from Gaoping County half a year ago. I went to the bazaar to find those herb langzhong, as soon as these people heard that the old man had an emergency, they all laughed like fools, and they didn't even turn around and ran away, which is really hateful! ”

The second master was so angry that his lips turned white and trembled, and he pointed and scolded:

"Aren't you going to tie up these people back? What a bunch of rubbish! ”

Those few family members shrank their heads, there was really suffering, the market at that time was thunderous, if they didn't see the situation and run fast, they were afraid that they would be beaten to death, where would they dare to tie people up?

Fang Lin hesitated at this time:

"When my elder had an emergency, I happened to be watching from the side, and I also learned some of the methods of the famous doctor, and I saw that the adults are now angry, but I am afraid that it will not work at any time, why not let me try?"

The second master had completely lost his opinion, nodded hurriedly, Fang Lin stepped forward and pretended to flip the county lieutenant, pressed the acupuncture points a few times, and recovered a little of the spiritual power that had been hit into his body, and then rescued him.

The county lieutenant covered his head in pain and groaned, the second master hurriedly went over to ask for warmth, with a flattering smile on his face, but Fang Lin frowned in a deep voice:

"The adult's illness is really a little unoptimistic, what I am doing now, but I can only drag this illness for a few hours, if it attacks again, I am afraid that there will be no way to return to heaven!"

This sentence immediately frightened the county lieutenant, and he pleaded at once:

"Childe save me!"

Fang Lin shook his head heavily, sighed and said:

"I'll do my best, but you'd better think of a way to find a famous doctor quickly to save your life!"

The county lieutenant's mouth opened and closed a few times, and his dull mind finally began to work quickly under the threat of death, and suddenly shouted in surprise:

"Second brother, go and see if that old thing in the cell is dead? Hurry up and find help! ”

(To be continued)