Chapter 211: Ambush Song Yicheng, who is playing tricks
"Alas, Hanwen, you light, I know you are Langzhong now, but you can't murder your brother-in-law and me like this, alas, my ass, it hurts me to death......"!
The board in this county government is really harmful, although because Li Gongfu is the head of the county government, those who were executed all left to show mercy, but these thirty boards are beaten down, this Li Gongfu's ass is still beaten and flesh and blood are blurred, don't think about lying on his stomach without three or two days of recuperation. No, this Li Gongfu was yelling at Song Yicheng, who was medicating his wound by the bedside.
"Brother-in-law, just bear with it, how can I harm you, this is my carefully secret ointment, combined with these internal pills, for the treatment of these external injuries, the effect is the most obvious, you be patient and endure it again, for a while, it won't hurt for a while......"!
Song Yicheng had completely substituted himself into the role of Xu Xian in the previous life at this time, and at this time, he was smearing his brother-in-law with the healing elixir he had come from the Jinshan Temple with a smile on his face, and while smearing the medicine, he also comforted his brother-in-law, he really regarded himself as Xu Xian in the previous life to repay his sister and brother-in-law.
"Hey, this medicine is really effective, it really doesn't hurt anymore, I feel cold and cold in the whole wound now, Hanwen, how much more medicine do you have, leave more for your brother-in-law, with these medicines of yours, the next time the county official hits your brother-in-law and my ass, I won't be afraid, hehe......"!
Li Gongfu, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a rough and straightforward personality, lay on the bed and changed his gloomy appearance just now, grinning and laughing, looking heartless, Xu Jiaorong on the side couldn't help but twist his arm desperately, and shouted with his teeth grinning.
"Alas, I said, I praised our brother's healing medicine for its effectiveness, and praised his medical skills for not learning in vain. Why are you screwing me, I'm so badly injured, if you don't feel sorry for me, forget it, and you still want me to be hurt or how to ......?"
"Yo, this screwing you is an injury on top of injury, how did you talk just now, this county official beat you with a board, you can't stand crying and howling, why did I just listen to you still thinking about getting a second board, even if your bear-like body can bear it." I can't stand this fright, this time fortunately my brother is back, otherwise, our family doesn't know what to be like in this day, what are you doing to catch the head, I think it's better to quit as soon as possible, our family just go out to set up a small stall, do some small business, and it will not necessarily starve to death. Right, Chinese ......"!
When Li Gongfu heard what his daughter-in-law said, he was first embarrassed, and then embarrassed. There he scratched his head helplessly, his face was flushed, and he stammered there: "You are really a woman's family who doesn't know anything, I have grown so big." I've been learning martial arts from my master, what else will I do besides knowing these skills. You say I don't do this head hunting, why are you going to blame, blame that damn bloodsucking monster, it's all about it that caused me to take this board ......"!
"By the way, brother-in-law, I just heard my sister say that there have been several bloody cases in the county, and you are also an old man who is a thief, can it be said that there are no clues found at the scene......"?
"Alas, this case cannot be judged by common sense, according to the children who witnessed it, the murderer who killed several little girls is a monster with a hideous face, likes to wander among the grass, this beast has sharp teeth and claws, many hands and feet, it is a monster that no one has ever seen, and according to the scars of the surviving Lin Xiaolin, its wounds are not only deep, but also dense, you talk about this kind of monster-like thing, who dares to provoke it, it is found out, and who of us dares to subdue it......"?
Song Yicheng's face was calm, he had long understood who the murderers in these cases were, but he still pretended to think for a while, and then Shi Shiran said: "This likes to swim in the grass, and has many hands and feet, isn't this a big centipede?" What's there to be afraid of, let's find a master who can subdue demons and subdue demons to help subdue this centipede spirit, ......"?
"It's difficult, our county master said, under his rule, it is a piece of prosperity and peace, it can't be said to be a monster, whoever dares to say it is to spread rumors and make trouble, and the crime is added to one level, this is not the thirty big board, to be filled with the army, alas, I see, I have to die this time, this time, I'm afraid I am really in the catastrophe, but finally there is a chance to see the last look of Hanwen, see that you are doing well, and your medical skills have also made great progress, brother-in-law, I am dead, and I can finally rest assured......"!
"Bah, what is the death, what is the death, how can you say all the sad words......"?
Seeing Li Gongfu's sluggish and reluctant expression, Xu Jiaorong was angry, and hit this Li Gongfu on the back with an angry punch, and after the beating, he hid his face there and cried lowly, as if his husband was really going to the execution ground.
"Sister, brother-in-law, isn't it just a centipede essence? What are you anxious about, what are you crying about, it's just a trivial matter, it's just a trivial matter, it's okay to wrap it up on my brother, it's okay, it's going to be nothing......"!
Seeing Xu Xian gently supporting his sister there and comforting each other softly, Li Gongfu's eyes lit up, and as soon as half of his body struggled, he got up from the bed, and shouted excitedly: "What, do you mean that you have already thought of a way to save me?" Alas, my ass ......"!
Hearing her husband's shout, Xu Jiaorong also stopped crying, and looked at Song Yicheng with expectation, waiting for his answer.
"Well, of course I thought about what to do, brother-in-law, you see, I went out this time, not only learned superb medical skills, but also met a magic god of the alien, this person is upright, the ancient way is warm, and I can talk to it, and I have said several times that I will practice the fairy road with him, but I have resigned, I have a jade talisman here, you can contact the other party, brother-in-law, these two days are still at home to recuperate, I will immediately pass guò this jade talisman, contact this stranger to come here immediately, Help my brother-in-law get rid of this centipede essence, and give us a stable and peaceful living environment in Qiantang County......"!
"Inhuman, can spell, Hanwen, the person you are looking for is unreliable, don't get rid of the monster when the time comes. It's not good for this stranger to become the meat in the belly of the demon beast, can't we harm others for nothing......"?
Before Li Gongfu could speak, Xu Jiaorong, who was kind-hearted on the side, had already quickly expressed the worries in his heart, yes, it is nothing if his family suffered a little crime, if he affected others because of this, it would make them a little unhappy.
"Don't worry, sister, I've seen that stranger's skills. With one shot, people can level a hill, step on it, and fly thousands of miles away in one breath, which is the kind of immortal family who swims towards the North Sea and is in the twilight of the north sea mentioned in the book, how can they be afraid of a centipede spirit who only knows how to suck blood and can't make a climate......"!
After these words were said, sure enough, Li Gongfu was also good. Xu Jiaorong didn't care, they all put their hearts at ease, and they were born at home for three days, in fact. The injury on Li Gongfu's buttocks, with the help of those Buddhist elixirs, was almost healed as early as the next morning. However, Song Yicheng insisted on the reason that Yiren had not yet arrived, and dragged Li Gongfu to rest for two more days, and waited until the evening of the third day. Only then did Song Yicheng get Li Gongfu and his subordinates to gather and rush to a mass grave on the edge of Qiantang County before it was dark.
"Li Tou, is your brother-in-law's idea okay, don't we didn't catch the monster at that time, but were eaten by the monster, ......"?
"That's it, that's it, your brother-in-law used to be a famous nerd, is he reliable? We brothers don't want to feed the monsters for nothing, ......"?
In front of the mass grave, Li Gongfu definitely took out a two-foot-tall realistic rag doll, this puppet was brought by Song Yicheng from modern society, there are two batteries in it, which can play some beautiful children's songs, and at the same time as the children's songs are played, this rag doll will also dance in place, if it is in modern times, it can only be regarded as a relatively beautiful electric puppet, but in this world, when Li Gongfu placed the rag doll in the middle of the mass grave, Then gently turned on the small switch under the belly of the rag doll, a burst of childlike female nursery rhymes floated out happily from it, and at the same time, the rag doll was also there gently beating its small body.
"See, see, I said, my brother-in-law Hanwen is not what he used to be, this puppet refined by the immortal family, he took it from the hands of an old fairy, my brother Hanwen said, he has invited the old fairy to come here to help us get rid of the demon, this old fairy, he is hiding by our side now, the monster does not come, he will not show up, everyone can rest assured, the old fairy has boundless mana, the power is amazing, and it is easy to capture a centipede essence, it is simply a hand-to-hand capture......"!
The night gradually darkened, and the cool autumn wind blew through the woods around the mass grave, making a whining ghost crying sound, with the singing voice of the little girl in the middle, it sounded so creepy that Li Gongfu and the others felt so creepy, and they couldn't help but have goosebumps all over their bodies, one by one, there were two timid ones, and they had even begun to tremble their upper and lower teeth at that time, looking frightened.
Just when these people were resting and calming, one by one lying on the side of the most inconspicuous pile of rocks and secretly looking out, only to see in the woods, finally came a burst of brushing and swimming sound, in the frightened eyes of Li Gongfu and these people, a foot is more than 20 meters long, more than a meter wide huge centipede rushed out of the woods, the current two huge pliers clamped and sent, and the electronic toy rag doll on the ground bit into his mouth, at the same time, a sharp tongue stretched out of his mouth, a suck, no response, suck again, There was still no response, and in the end, the teeth in the mouth were like sharp swords and snapped together a few times, and in a few moments, the rag doll was chewed and turned into a large pile of cotton fragments scattered on the ground.
"Oh my mom, what kind of monster is this, oh my God, I'm not playing, don't eat me, don't eat me......"!
Just when the centipede spirit was in the anger of being played, a timid official next to Li Gongfu actually had a nervous breakdown at this time, covering his head with both heads, crying and screaming while running frantically to the path outside the woods. (To be continued......)