I couldn't help but be a little disappointed when I heard it, and I dared to love that this old man didn't come to ask for porcelain bowls, but to look at me and Lei Zi young and come to set up money.

Although I was a little unhappy, after all, I had to politely say:

"Sir, we don't have much interest in fortune-telling or anything, so don't forget it, will you go and find someone else?"

As soon as the old man heard what I said, he stopped talking, and stood in front of my thunder son and kept shaking his head and sighing, and from time to time he muttered a sentence in his mouth:

"Alas! It's a pity to have such a good life, it's a pity ......"

Come on, this is acting again, I deliberately pretended not to listen, let him go, this kind of person is typical of thick-skinned, and when he sees people, he ignores himself and leaves.

But Lei Zi looked at the old man at this time and said:

"I said, old man, if you are so powerful, how do you know, so don't tell your own fortune?"

As soon as Lei Zi opened his mouth, I knew that it was going to be bad, those fortune-telling liars, asking such things to taboo others, such words, once asked, they would inevitably quarrel with a red face.

Sure enough, after the old man heard Lei Zi's words, the old face that was smiling just now immediately became gloomy, and the speed of this color change was not much slower than that chameleon.

"Young man, you can eat this food indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." The fortune teller old man looked at Lei Zi and said in a somewhat unkind tone.

Lei Zi is also a gas bag, with a very straight temperament, if you talk to him well, it's okay, if you play tricks with him, he is more than arrogant.

"I said, sir, my friend and I have just made it clear enough, you have bad ears or what's wrong? Not counts! Lei Zi looked at the old man and spoke not politely at all.

When Lei Zi was talking, I looked back at the young woman who brought me and Lei Zi here, at this time she didn't play with her mobile phone anymore, she sat on the bench and looked at us vigorously, and she looked like she was gloating about watching the tiger fight.

"Old man, you have to be really capable, don't brag and talk to me about those useless things, you can show me the face now, if you can say it right, I will tell your buddy that he lacks everything, that is, he is not short of money, don't say ten yuan at that time, I will give eleven!!" At this moment, Lei Zi is still arguing with your old man.

I saw that they quarreled like this, it's not a thing, we came out to sell porcelain bowls, if they keep arguing like this, who will buy this porcelain bowl?

So I tugged on Lei Zi's arm, meaning forget it, stop arguing, let him say it alone, and if he said enough, he would leave.

Lei Zi was pulled by me like this, and he also knew the purpose of our trip, so he had to sit down in a breath and ignore the old man.

Who knew that the old man had to inch in, did not give up, and still stood in front of me and Lei Zi's stall and scolded non-stop, as if Lei Zi and I owed him 8 million and did not pay it back.

It is estimated that this old man has been on this street for some years, and most of the people who come are speaking for the old man except for watching the excitement.

After enduring it for a while, Lei Zi couldn't bear it anymore, and was about to get up and scold, but I stopped him when I saw this, and looked at the old man before him and shouted:

"I said you old man is still finished?! Didn't you come to tell us both fortunes? You come to report the eight characters of your birthday, I will calculate it for you, I don't want money! ”

When I shouted these words, the people around me suddenly fell silent, and the old man was also stunned when he heard my words, and then snorted coldly with disdain, looked me up and down, and said disdainfully:

"Young man, this cowhide can't be blown indiscriminately, don't blow it out when the time comes, you won't be able to get it back."

I looked at the old man and smiled and said:

"Am I bragging, it's useless to just rely on what we say, you can let me give you a hexagram."

"Mao didn't grow up and said wildly, I want to see how capable you are, I won't report the eight characters, this is the rule of our industry, if you want to calculate, show me the face." The old man probably thought that I didn't know how to tell fortunes and was talking nonsense, and wanted to use this to kill me.

"That's good! I'll just look at your face! As I spoke, I got up from the ground, and the old man looked at each other and said:

"By the way, let's say that there is no evidence, if I see it right, you can't do it if you don't admit it, or else......" I said and shouted to the crowd around to watch the excitement:

"Whoever knows this old gentleman and knows the roots of his family, please take the trouble to stand up."

As soon as I finished speaking, a middle-aged man stood up and said to me:

"I've known this old gentleman for many years, and I know a lot about it, so I'll be this witness, I don't know if the two of you can trust it?"

If this was somewhere else, and an old man and a young man like me quarreled over fortune-telling, most people would just watch the excitement.

But it's different here, and if you can come here, you're not interested in fortune telling? Why else are they here? So as soon as I finished speaking, someone stood up.

The old man saw that his acquaintance came out to help, and hurriedly nodded in agreement, and after I glanced at the middle-aged man, I found that he was upright, his eyes were bright, and he was dressed extraordinarily, and he was definitely not a liar, so he also nodded in agreement.

"Okay, this know-it-all certificate is also here, you hurry up and show me your face, old man, I really want to know if you are really a hero and a teenager, you really want to show me the right, I worship you as a teacher."

I didn't pick up the old man's household, but used the knowledge of face reading that I learned in "Maoshan Taoism" before to take a serious look at the old man in front of me.

In fact, this looks at the face, it is difficult to say, and it is simple to say that it is simple, as described above in "Maoshan Taoism", it simply summarizes four points:

First: Look at the good and evil of a person's heart.

Second: Look at a person's inner God and outward complexion.

Third: phase a human skeleton.

Fourth: Analyze the facial features, the quality of the appearance!

In the physiognomy of Maoshan art, it puts the quality of people's hearts and a person's morality in the first place! There is a classic saying in the art of physiognomy called "The heart is good, and the phase is born from the heart; The heart is evil, and you can destroy it with your heart! ”

"You have low hair, a low forehead, improper eyes, and a hidden yin light, uncle, let me persuade you first, at such an old age, you should watch less H-color movies, it's really not good for your health, and the spirit on your body is gone at all." I looked at the old fortune teller and said.

As soon as I said this, the onlookers burst into laughter, and Lei Zi next to me laughed the most, holding his stomach and almost laughing.

"You...... What do you mean by that?! Are you looking at faces? You're talking nonsense!! "The fortune teller's face was red and white by me, and he was probably angry enough.

"Okay, then I'll give you something to hear!" As I spoke, I looked at the old man's face and continued:

"The tip of your nose is sharpened, the tip of your nose is like a knife's edge, you are snarky, you are extremely difficult to get along with people, you look at problems in an extreme way, you are out of step with the public, it is difficult to do great things in your life, most of them are poor and ruined, your marriage is incompatible, and you are now either separated from your wife or divorced? Right? I asked, looking at the old man.

When the old man heard me, he stammered for a while, and then stammered:

"You...... You are talking nonsense! My wife and I are in harmony. ”

"Harmony? If it's really harmonious, you can call your wife in front of everyone now, turn on the megaphone, and let everyone hear whether you two are in harmony or not. I said, staring at the old man.

"You...... I...... I didn't have my phone with me. At this moment, the fortune teller old man was already a little weak-hearted, and his tone of voice was getting smaller and smaller, completely losing the confidence he had before.

"Okay, even if you don't have your mobile phone, I will go on to say, your pavilion is thin, your chin is short, and the bridge of your nose is short, which shows that you have no principles in doing things, you have no determination in doing things, you only care about the immediate and greedy for small profits, and you are retreating from doing things, and I can see from your face that you only have one daughter, right?" I asked, looking at the old man.

As soon as my words fell, the middle-aged man before hurriedly answered:

"That's right! He has only one daughter! Master, you are really young and promising!! ”

Glancing at the middle-aged man, I then said to the old man:

"You have a dark complexion, tight and dry skin, a slightly swollen face, pale eyelid edema, small eye fissures, and a shiatsu depression on your forehead, you must be suffering from acute or chronic nephritis and kidney disease now, am I right or not?!"

When the old man heard this, his mouth was big, and his eyes were staring straight at me, and he looked at me like a monster.

"If you think I'm wrong, let's go to the hospital now to check and see if I'm talking nonsense!" After saying this, I secretly took a chance in my heart, because I was reading the record of "Maoshan Taoism" about looking at human illness from the face, and I remembered such a physiognomy case of kidney disease, and it was a coincidence that this unlucky old man was encountered.

After hearing my words, the onlookers were all whispering, looking at the old man waiting for him to speak, whether to go to the hospital for a check-up?