"Fellow immortals, do you know Xiaoxiao?" When I heard them say that, my mind was in turmoil, this little guy seems to be quite mixed up in the underworld?!

Shi Wenye smiled, the cold look in his eyes slowly faded, and he smiled at us gently: "It looks like you are going to the king's room, right?" Not bad, not bad! The rise of Taoism is just around the corner. ”

"Hey, Junfang is really powerful, I didn't expect what he said to come true!" Zhong Shigui smiled, with admiration and a little sigh in his eyes, and said slowly: "I knew the future situation of Taoism thousands of years ago, but it's a pity that such a person still hasn't escaped the shackles of heaven, alas." ”

What do you mean? Although we also know something about the ancestor of the monarch, what they said really confuses us.

"Can the Five Ghosts elaborate on that?" I suppressed the curiosity in my heart, calmed down a bit, bent down and respectfully asked them, "How much do you know about the matter of the ancestor of the monarch?" ”

Zhao Gongming smiled lightly and waved his hand: "Everything is destined by its own heavenly way, you will know in the future, remember not to embarrass the monarch's house, just carry forward our Taoism." ”

Seeing that they didn't want to say more, I didn't continue to ask, after all, people are big brothers, aren't we those who are little brothers ask so much?!

After opening the door, the four of us walked out with the five big brothers.

We're dumbfounded, it's over.

"Fanzi, who are these people?" The daughter-in-law looked at the five ghosts suspiciously: "When did the guests come?" ”

Ouch I'll go, forget about this stubble, there are still people at home!

There are a lot of people in the living room, and Li Qian's daughter-in-law and mother are all sitting on the sofa watching TV! Suddenly I felt that it was good to invite ghosts, and ordinary people could see these yin gods when they came up!

"Kid Dad, who are these guests?" My mother stood up and walked to our side, and smiled at the five ghosts: "Why don't you tell me when you come to the house, I'm going to prepare a meal, do you want to eat something?" ”

Eat something, a few of us are all black lines, and this is troublesome.

"Hello brother and sister, we hope to forgive me for coming here uninvited today, we have a little matter to find the younger brother, and we will come back after finishing the business in a while." Shi Wenye smiled lightly: "You can continue to watch TV, don't care about us." ”

The five ghosts have such a good temper?!

"Fanzi, is this really the Five Ghosts and Yin Gods?" Lao Song asked in a low voice with a puzzled look in his eyes, "It can't be someone pretending, right?" ”

Before he could finish speaking, Zhong Shigui kicked Lao Song's buttocks: "Little rabbit cub, Lao Tzu is here to help you out of the siege, pretending to be you a big-headed ghost!" ”

I almost laughed when I saw this, Lao Song is a life that is not beaten.

Not to mention being beaten by my father, and now I am still beaten by five ghosts, how good does my character have to be like this?

My daughter-in-law walked up to me and pulled me over, looked at the five ghosts curiously, and whispered to me, "These people aren't from the acrobatic troupe, right?" Look at that, and carry a sledgehammer! ”

"Daughter-in-law, you can't just say this!" As soon as I heard what my daughter-in-law said, my legs and stomach were facing forward, and it was Zhong Shigui who carried the hammer, the one with the most violent temper, maybe he would be angry for a while!

Hearing someone say that Zhong Shigui was carrying a hammer, Zhao Gongming turned his face to look at us, and the smile in his eyes was about to burst out: "Shigui, you are so stylish to carry a hammer, people will feel curious when they see you!" Hahahaha! ”

Surprisingly, Zhong Shigui didn't get angry after hearing my daughter-in-law's words, and said to my daughter-in-law helplessly: "Little sister, this is a retro new style, you don't understand, we are all engaged in art, only artists understand." ”

The daughter-in-law nodded thoughtfully: "Indeed, we don't necessarily understand what artists understand, and we must not understand what artists don't understand." Uncle, your style is simply standing at the forefront of the trend, the tunic is bigger than the hammer, not to mention that no one can surpass you in dress for five hundred years. ”

"Hahaha, that's fun!" After hearing this, the five ghosts were stunned for a moment, and laughed in unison: "Old Gui, don't change your career casually in the future, the little girl said that you are a trend like this!" ”

After casually prevaricating a few words from my mother, I hurriedly took the five ghosts out of the house.

Before leaving, I threw the little one at home, after all, we are relieved to have it at home.

We're going to take revenge today! It's not for fun! It's not home-cooked at home!

The fat man stretched out his hand to hail a taxi, and after a few of us got in the car, we thought of a question, what should the five ghosts do?

"We run in front, you chase behind, just follow us." Zhong Shigui grinned and patted me on the shoulder: "Your daughter-in-law is good!" Interesting! Hahaha! No one has spoken to me like that in years. ”

I laughed and didn't know what to say, so I could only nod my head and laugh.

"What are you doing?" The taxi driver looked at us suspiciously: "Who are you talking to?" ”

I can see this look, just like I look at Lao Song, simply put, it is looking at the eyes of neuropathy.

"How so? Why can't this man see you? Dad looked at the five ghosts in a daze.

The five ghosts smiled indifferently: "We have turned on the stealth mode. ”

You big brothers, you can't open it early! You have to go through the motions in my house, don't you?

"Driver, listen to my command, and tell you to go wherever you want." Dad sat in the front seat and raised his hand to be ready to point out the country, in his imagination, pointing to the east and kicking the north, to put it bluntly, it is to live the addiction of the commander,

But the reality is not so simple, the driver smiled disdainfully: "Why listen to you?" Hurry up and tell me your destination. ”

"Five hundred yuan, can you go?" Dad had long expected this, so he subdued the driver with a slight smile.

"Left, left, left! Right right! Hurry up! Full speed ahead sprint! A few of us leaned forward, staring closely at the five ghosts running a marathon in front of the car, and shouted to the driver from time to time: "Speed! People are gone! ”

The driver looked at us tremblingly, and his heart was about to break.

I finally became a driver, and I finally got a customer, this can't be a few neuropathies! What if you give me two cuts! It's not illegal to kill people with neuropathy!

"Xiao Song, how long have we been out of the hospital?" Dad looked at Lao Song and smiled.

Lao Song and his father have been old partners for many years, and when they hear their strings, they know their sounds, and when they hear their father say this, Lao Song looked at the driver and sneered: "It seems like five hours, and I don't know that those stupid doctors and scalpels have been stolen by me, so now put them in my bag!" ”

"By the way, let's give the money first, five hundred yuan, isn't it?" Lao Song buried his head and pretended to take something out of his bag, and the driver almost didn't cry at this time.

"Don't want it, don't want it, it's not easy for a few big brothers to come out to play, it's too raw to say that money!"

The driver shook his head resolutely and said to us with a righteous face: "Big brothers, I invited you this time!" ”