Chapter 55: The Dead Who Came Forward and Succeeded (II)

In the middle of the night, the town hall of Kahn

Four amateur spies of the Bajas Empire who infiltrated the city hall to steal intelligence materials found themselves in an unprecedented crisis!

Alas! What kind of bad luck did I have today! How could such an unbelievable thing happen!!

If you can go back alive and tell others about what happened tonight in the tavern, I'm afraid they will be laughed at as crazy, right?!

Facing the powerful enemy in front of him, Captain Hekland raised his long sword in a cold sweat while lamenting in despair in his heart. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

- A few minutes ago, when they had crept out of the hotel with blackout oil lamps and crept into the town hall, everything seemed to be going well: the two-story building that served as the town hall was empty, not to mention the night watchman, not even a watchdog.

However, just as they avoided the sight of the night watchmen on the street and entered the house one after another, they had just walked into the office on the second floor, and before they had time to rummage through the cabinets and look for information documents, the female magician in the team, Arsie, faintly felt a trace of reconnaissance magic!

The reaction of the four people was not slow, but they were stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly rushed to the stairs together and ran out.

However, just as they ran to the bottom of the stairs, they were blocked by a very powerful martial arts master!

Although the opponent is bare-handed, his body is smart and weird, and his moves are even faster and difficult to prevent! The most terrifying thing is that this guy's attack can directly attack the internal organs through the metal armor and muscles on his body! The soft lining that rests inside the armor is simply the same as nothing in the face of such an attack! The sorceress Arsie, because of her lack of defense, was the first to fall to the ground and couldn't get up, while the others were also beaten enough.

“…… Tut-tut! What a bunch of vulnerable chickens! Don't you have anything more capable of fighting? ”

A triumphant voice invited the battle, but no one around dared to squeak, and everyone's eyes were filled with fear of unknown power.

“…… Rubbish! Coward! You weak scum...... Let's go with Uncle Ben! ”

If there is a martial arts expert who has been immersed in the traditional martial arts of the East for decades, he will definitely be able to see in an instant that this is a set of quite hot Jeet Kune Do with the playing style of Mianzhang, and people who can have such skills, no matter what era they are, can definitely be regarded as martial arts masters. However, compared to these unimportant things, in the hearts of the amateur spies of the Bajas Empire, what they want to say at this time is obviously another sentence:

“…… it! Damn it! Wake up! You're clearly a table! ”

That's right, this martial arts master is an oak table, an abnormal table that has absorbed too many hallucinogens and swallowed too much gold, and feels cute! Well? Why is this oak table not normal? It's very simple, can a normal table put on a posture of white cranes with bright wings at the top of the stairs, and beat the four Bahas Empire masters who tried to rush out to jingle the bell in the dark?

“…… Damn it! Could it be that the magicians in this place are so different in their style that they even make a golem on the table? ”

Looking at the sturdy and heavy oak table, which blocked the only exit from the staircase at the bottom, Captain Heckland's temples really jumped for a while, but he could only sigh helplessly, "...... Never mind! Imina! Robatiku! Let's turn around! ”

So, Captain Hekland, carrying the unconscious sorceress Arsie, followed by the middle-aged strong man Robatiku and the elf Imina, the four of them retreated back to the stairs again, and then turned around and climbed up, preparing to jump out of the window on the second floor of the town hall before the hordes of enemies arrived.

However, in this abnormal room, it seems that it is not just the table that has gone crazy.

They had barely taken a few steps out of the stairs when they saw almost deranged to see themselves on the second floor blocked by a bunch of ill-intentioned chairs and cabinets! For a while, I really couldn't advance or retreat! What's even worse is that these chairs and cabinets draped in red tablecloths are still approaching in a neat phalanx! The largest of them, a large bookcase with rough workmanship, even shouted majestically as he walked:

“…… Warriors! We don't want to take prisoners! ”“…… Oh! ”

“…… Warriors! Let's not have mercy! ”“…… Oh! ”

“…… Warriors! Advance! Total Attack! ”“…… Oh oh oh oh!! ”

With the order of the bookcase general, the imposing furniture rushed up! The three amateur spies of the Bajas Empire, who had not yet lost their combat effectiveness, although they still tried their best to resist in horror, but in such a small indoor space, they really couldn't exert much skill, and they were overwhelmed by the furniture legion in an instant. And, before they were knocked down and trampled by the Furniture Legion, they probably didn't even understand what was going on in this place?

Of course, if their eyesight is sharp enough, they can spot the hazy figure of a goblin hiding in the night in the corner of the ceiling. And if they have a gamer's data perspective, then they can understand all of this more clearly.

-- On the heads of these "revitalized" furniture, green HP strips and names appeared: "Kung Fu Table", "Paranoid Chair", "Bookcase with Cute Feeling", ...... All of them had turned into monsters at the moment, although the average level was only around seven or eight.

But it's a pity that the thieves who broke in couldn't even beat this kind of cute thing, and Miss Fairy Flore was surprised by this.

(The elite warriors of this world are also at the level of more than a dozen levels, and they can probably beat two or three chairs.) ）

- This is one of the signature skills unique to the Fairy Trickster, "Prop Chaos", the main function of which is to temporarily turn a non-living item into a monster and give it virtual life, so as to interrupt the enemy's moves, and even block the enemy directly.

In a small-scale battle PK, this is obviously a very disgusting skill, imagine that when you are beaten by your opponent to the point that there is only a trace of blood skin left, so you take out the red bottle of healing potion, ready to take a mouthful of blood, but the small medicine bottle in your hand suddenly says "The world is very big, I want to see it", and then jumps out of your hand and runs towards the sunset...... What a scene of collapse that makes people want to cry without tears!!

Of course, leprechaun players who can perform this skill on so many bulky pieces of furniture at the same time will have to reach a high level and experience points. Even if you are not a full-level player, you must at least have a level of seventy or eighty. At present, except for a few goldfinger comrades who have opened cheats on the Karn Village side, the rookie goblin players scattered in the rest of the continent do not have such skills for the time being, at most they can make a few spoons, forks, quill pens and other gadgets dance in circles with their songs.

Therefore, in the absence of targeted precautions, the four amateur spies of the Bahasian Empire were held down and beaten to death.

In short, when Comrade Tabby Elvis Presley Qiu and the demonic gentleman Dimiugos walked out of the underground conference room, all the struggle was over. The four amateur spies of the Bajas Empire, all with blue noses and swollen faces, were lying on the floor with open skin, and they didn't know what to do. And the furniture, which had made great achievements, also ended their short and comical false lives, and once again returned to the normal posture of dead things, piled up in a mess.

Dimiugos sighed with a little regret, but then smiled with pleasure ♂.

“…… Succubus Lady! Look, aren't there new mating experiments? It's just two men and two women! ”

He pointed to the four unlucky ones on the ground and said to the succubus lady, "...... After the interrogation, let's take it and cross it with the subhuman race! ”

-- Through this act of breaking into the city hall at night, the four "black workers" of the Bajas Empire have since lived a life ♂ of sexual happiness such as sows and minotaurs every day, or being ridden and by various monsters, giving birth to various "mixed monsters" such as "two-legged sheep...... In order to break the restriction of reproductive isolation of species and induce the birth of new species, this great research of historical significance has made great contributions......

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Then, the day after Miss Arser and the others were sent to breed with the goblins, another group of dead people who were unaware of this followed up with a visit to the small two-story building in Karn, which served as the town hall, and were furious at the host's inconsiderate hospitality:

“…… How long do we have to wait? Is there such a snub to the royal envoys? Call that guy named Ainz out! ”

In the helpless eyes of Captain Gurdjieff, li. The canonized envoy of the kingdom of Jestij, Baron Arqiru, scolded so arrogantly.