Chapter One Hundred and One: Return to the Horse Pistol
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Cha Wenbin's voice can scare the two of them enough, he is obviously a dead man, how can he come back to life when he speaks like this?
"Brother Cha? You...... Are you okay? Lao Wang was the first to ask in a trembling and startled manner.
Cha Wenbin held the jade coffin with both hands, and was about to get up, only then did he find that he was lying here naked, in fact, when Lao Wang went to move his head just now, he was vaguely conscious, and he was completely awake by this time. When he was unconscious just now, he heard two people talking outside, and vaguely felt that one of them was Lao Wang, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't wake up, and the body of the Buddha was not under his control, and he tried to feel it a few times, except for the slightest warmth in the palm from time to time, he could no longer mobilize any nerves.
It wasn't until he heard another person talking about the rod that Cha Wenbin tried to focus all his attention on his hands, urging his body to feel the warmth with a thought, and finally after a few attempts, a warm current traveled all over the body, and he happened to hear that person reciting the Taoist method of a thousand catties, so he naturally opened his mouth to pick it up, but he heard the person say that he had no soul at all, but this is not a good life.
Although Cha Wenbin himself also has a million questions to answer at the moment, it is clear that he will experience the pain of soul dispersion after devouring the soul against the sky, how can he come back to life again, and still lie in such an inexplicable jade coffin, could it be that Chaozi put it in for himself?
Hey, no, how can I still have something under me!
"I'm fine, but Lao Wang, who is he!" Cha Wenbin still doesn't know what the specific situation is outside, but judging from the short paragraph he heard just now, this matter is by no means that simple, and now he can only pretend to be calm and get the initiative first.
Lao Wang's forehead was already in a cold sweat, and the last thing he wanted to face was Cha Wenbin, who thought that he would wait until the time was right to tell the whole story, but he happened to meet Cha Wenbin's "death", and he had to expose himself in advance, but at this time he came back to life again, and this matter was completely unclear, and for a while Lao Wang was also speechless, and he couldn't wait to escape from here immediately.
Seeing that Lao Wang didn't answer, Cha Wenbin said again: "Okay, if you don't want to say, I won't ask more, the thing you want will be in my hands early in the morning." Actually, I don't know what he's for, and I think you love archaeology and are going to take it out for you to do research, but now that you're using this way, I'm sorry, I'm going to change my mind, I think it's better to stay with me first. ”
After hearing this, Whitebeard asked with a look of disbelief, "What?" The bronze wheel is in your hand early in the morning? No way! ”
Cha Wenbin laughed: "Nothing is impossible, just like you can't count me as not dead, right?" A friend who is proficient in the ghost path of Shumen. ”
Whitebeard took a few steps back and asked in a low voice, "How do you know who I am!" ”
Cha Wenbin snorted coldly: "I know that the golden pendant must be a person in my Daomen, but your palms that are older than tree branches, and the ghost aura of your body, I can smell it through the lid of the coffin, and the whole world can practice this kind of half-dead person, except for the rumored Shumen ghost Dao, I'm afraid there is no other semicolon." However, although the art of gods and ghosts is mysterious, but you don't have the assistance of Taoist mental methods, sooner or later you will be attacked by ghosts, and there will be no place to bury you. ”
"Whew! What kind of bullshit, if it wasn't for the kindness of my ancestors to pass on to you, there would have been your rampant little paths, but now it has taught me a lesson! The white-bearded man didn't think so at the moment, and said disdainfully into the coffin.
However, Cha Wenbin is not a person who likes to quarrel with words, and he doesn't know how to answer this mess at the moment, and he doesn't want to settle a bond with others, but just said: "Lao Wang, you can bring clothes with you, can you give me a set." ”
"This ......" Lao Wang looked embarrassed, when he entered the mountain, everyone did have an extra set, but they were lost and broken along the way, and the remaining two sets were also in He Yichao's bag, I am afraid that he will go down the mountain at this time, "Wen Bin, I really don't have ...... this"
This can be seen as a ghost, although Cha Wenbin is not afraid of gods and ghosts, let alone people, but he is also a seven-foot man, he can't run out so naked, that's too unusual. I was struggling there, and I suddenly felt something silky on my back under my hand, and I touched it with my hand, and sure enough! Cha Wenbin touched a sleeve, just by the texture, he already knew that this was a high-quality silk fabric, how could there be silk in this kind of place?
Cha Wenbin suddenly thought in his heart that he had seen a figure in this hall before, could it be that there was a dead corpse under this body! He didn't care about sleeping in a coffin, but with a corpse as a quilt, even if he was a Taoist priest, he felt that his scalp was numb, and he went down slightly along the silk, and a hand that was still full of muscles was suddenly touched by him. Cha Wenbin instantly felt a sudden chill behind him, if he wasn't naked now, he would have jumped up a long time ago.
Why did this kind of bitter thing happen to him alone? Cha Wenbin now has a hundred resentments towards Chaozi in his heart, you kid just want to bury me, and you can take out the lord inside, just occupy someone else's coffin, two people together, can you sleep at ease?
What about this person, sometimes, it means Cao Cao Cao, he doesn't say it yet, he is purely thinking. I only heard a loud "boom" outside, and Cha Wenbin's eardrums were painful and buzzing, and Lao Wang and the white beard were shocked by this sudden explosion and squatted down holding their heads, thinking that it was another thunderbolt.
A familiar voice shouted: "Your sister, blind, is your detonator too much medicine, why are you so energetic, you almost deafened Lao Tzu!" ”
Another familiar voice coughed a few times in a row, and then held his breath and said: "This is what those purple tiled peasants used to fire stone cannons and blow up stones in the early years, how did I know that the strength was so strong, and the power was stronger than the grenades in our troops......
Who is this pair of living treasures, Chaozi and Zhuoxiong? These two are back in the room!
These two uncles, not long after entering the forest, Chaozi was unwilling, muttering that if there was a guy in his hand, he would have to let Lao Wang and the white-bearded man stay for Cha Wenbin to be buried. Zhuo Xiong was probably also hungry, so he rummaged through his bag, and somehow turned out two detonators, and then he remembered that he went out to borrow a shotgun from someone that day, and when he got the bullets, he saw that there were still two detonators in the farmer's house, so he put them in his bag by the way. After leaving it for so long, I forgot about it, but fortunately I didn't fall much, otherwise if this thing blew up, I'm afraid that all of them would go to the west.
Zhuo Xiong muttered about danger and danger, and it happened to be seen by Chaozi. As soon as he saw that it was this thing, this kid immediately came to his senses, and asked Zhuo Xiong to give him these two things in vain. Zhuo Xiong has no Yichao's eyes, thinking that if you give it to you, I will give it to you, I don't want this kid to run back with Leng Yiran on his back when he gets the detonator, saying that he is going to blow up the hole, and he has to kill that guy!
Along the way, Zhuo Xiong said that these two buddies finally came together, saying that they tried not to cause death, opened the jade coffin, and then gave some lessons.
The two of them were not far from the entrance of the cave, and saw that the horizontal face was lying on the ground and looking into the crack, Zhuo Xiong quietly touched it, and a hand knife accurately slashed at his neck with a circle of fat. Hengrou Face didn't even snort before he was put down by Zhuo Xiong.
Chaozi untied the belt and shirt from Yoko's face, tied him up again, and stuffed a ball of torn clothes into his mouth and threw it aside. Then he found grass in the surrounding area, put down Leng Yiran, who was still unconscious, and touched it with the rope.
Chaozi is an anxious son, as soon as he landed, he was about to give them a dismount, and immediately detonated one in his hand and threw it towards the middle, but he didn't expect that the power was far beyond his expectations, and he almost overturned himself.
"Chaoson? Zhuo Xiong? Cha Wenbin in the coffin shouted after hearing the conversation between the two of them.
"Brother Wen Bin?" The two of them choked out the word from their throats with wide eyes almost at the same time, "Brother Wen Bin, where are you?" Chaozi couldn't help the excitement in his heart and shouted at the top of his voice.
"Where? Didn't you throw it into this jade coffin, and you stripped Lao Tzu of his clothes, hurry up and send your clothes over. ”
Sure enough, it was Cha Wenbin, this time Chaozi was so excited, Brother Wenbin was really fine, and it was the same as he guessed, in that coffin, but why did he say that he was thrown in by himself, but it doesn't matter, it's important to go to our Brother Wenbin first, Chaozi is almost about to shed tears, wiped his face indiscriminately, and ran towards the front with Zhuo Xiong.
"Don't come here!" Lao Wang took out the May Fourth handful and pointed at them and shouted.
Chaozi shook the detonator in his hand with disdain: "Lao Wang, you move your fingers to try it, blind man, let's go up!" ”
"Hey!" Lao Wang sighed and lowered his arm, and his face immediately fell into a pale, this plan now seems to be completely disrupted, and what he is struggling with now is how to explain it to Cha Wenbin!
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