The field is called a sword and sword shadow flowing into a river of blood, of course, this exaggerated component is a bit big,

The real situation is like this

There are only a few who see red, and most of the rest are on the periphery saying that they want to watch to the end.

"Fanzi, this is called a group fight." Lao Song pointed to a few people around him suspiciously, and anyone could see the dissatisfaction in his eyes.

I was helpless when I heard this, and indeed this situation made us very embarrassed, in our imagination, it was not good to say that it took dozens of people to work together to fight in a group.

After fighting for a long time, I found that there were more than a dozen people, and now these grandsons are almost lying on the ground and standing up.

"It's not fun, it's really not fun." Six Fingers looked depressed, rubbed his shoulders and complained: "These are really not beaten, I knew that I would have beaten people's faces and sand." ”

That's too much water, you were chased all over the street by people with sand after us,

Although this is obviously bragging, but we haven't broken it, and it's a good habit to see through it.

Well, the main thing is that after Six Fingers finished speaking, he picked up the beer bottle and looked at us and smiled: "Am I not right?" ”

Under his coercion, we succumb,

Brother Zhou lay on the ground for a long time, and when he saw that we were so capable of fighting, his eyes were about to pop out: "Don't be arrogant, wait for Lao Tzu." ”

Ouch I'll go, what kind of rhythm is this, this is the rhythm of abuse, isn't it looking for death when you say this,

We sneered, rolled up our sleeves and prepared to go up to give him a socialist beating, when the sound of sirens came from the street,

"Hehe, the police are coming, you guys beat me, hit me." As soon as Brother Zhou heard that the police were coming, he immediately turned over and jumped up, pointing at us and mocking.

A familiar figure appeared in our sight, grabbed Brother Zhou's head and pressed it to the ground, and the screams like killing chickens were endless for a while, like fairy sounds lingering for three days.

"Lao Tzu's daughter-in-law and nephew and daughter-in-law are you who are teasing, and my mother is forcing you." Dad scolded angrily, the muscles of the cheeks on both sides of his face couldn't stop beating, and the chill in his eyes became thicker and thicker.

Why did Dad come, how did he know that something happened to us,

I walked up to my dad in a few steps and looked at Brother Zhou, who was bleeding like a fountain on the ground: "Dad, why are you here?" ”

"Xiaoqing called me, I have to kill this grandson today." Dad gritted his teeth and said, raising his hand and preparing to continue to mess with him,

Lao Song hurriedly grabbed his father and dragged him up: "Uncle, the police are here, you put out the fire first, it's not good to do it now." ”

As soon as Dad stood up, the police had already stopped outside the barbecue stand.

"What are you doing, stop." Several policemen rushed in through the crowd, and were dumbfounded when they saw so many people lying on the ground.

One of the policemen, twitching out of the corner of his eye, asked us: "What's going on here, 100 people fighting or group fighting." ”

The fat man explained the previous situation to the police with a smile on his face, and I have to say that the fat man deserves to study history.

What came out of his mouth was all the fault of that group of people, and it wasn't our fight, it was all an accident, so he almost said that people were stabbing themselves.

The one-handed Spring and Autumn penmanship deletion and deletion is a perfect game, and even the fact that we smashed people with beer bottles was also brushed aside.

"That's it, comrade police must call the shots for us." The fat man lowered his head and wiped his face with a little saliva dipped in his fingers, pretending to look like Dou E, how wronged he was: "If you encounter this kind of thing at night, can you still let people live a peaceful life." ”

After listening to the explanation, those policemen also blew up, and this kind of thing happened on our territory, isn't this just a slap in the face?

"Yes, I won't stop at night, and I will be sent directly to the labor camp after I go back." A tall and strong policeman walked over, kicked on Brother Zhou's body and scolded: "Don't pretend to be dead, get up for me, hurry up." ”

After the shout of the policeman's uncle, the person who was loading the corpse on the ground got up and walked into the police car with a smile.

I'm rubbing this contrast too much, isn't it all like fainting just now, even we believe it,

Alas, sure enough, the masters are all in the people, and there are not many talents in the film and television industry buried in this world.

Think about it, these gangsters pretending to be dead are like real dead people, without breathing, if they go to the film and television industry to develop, they will play with the little golden man,

Many years later, there was really a gangster who stepped into the film and television industry, of course, playing extras,

"Brother, your skills in playing dead people are too powerful, how did you get it?" The reporter looked curious,

"Art comes from the folk, you can go and read the book I wrote, the years of being a gangster." The thug smiled slightly,

Ahem, what, let's get back to business,

"Don't show it to my brother, I won't see you do it." I didn't have the anger to catch the little little bit in my hands and educate,

This little guy is even better than a monkey, and now he doesn't stick to me, he sticks to my daughter-in-law and mother.

Just now we were fighting in the dark, the sun and the moon were dark, this little shameless hugging the barbecue and gnawing it was so enjoyable, sitting on the shoulders of his daughter-in-law with his eyes purring and staring at us,

But it's okay, if it does it, these grandsons will be half-crippled if they don't die today, and then they will really stab Lou Zi.

It was already midnight after we followed us to the police station to finish the transcript, and we yawned and returned home one by one.

It's so late today, my daughter-in-law and Xiaoqian definitely can't go back, so I can only give my room to them, I went to the old Song room to squeeze all night,

"Hurry up and sleep, and I'll beat you up again." I rubbed my eyes and scolded,

This grandson doesn't know what's going on today.,When I sleep at night, it's called an excitement.,Rolling around with the quilt and selling cute.,From time to time there is a wolf howl.,

Lao Song sat up all of a sudden, and looked at me with a righteous face: "Fanzi, tell you something." ”

"Put" I'm also curious, this grandson is so serious at night, what can happen,

Sure enough, the dog's mouth can't spit out ivory This is the truth, after listening to Lao Song's words, a beating ** rose in my heart,

"Fanzi, you go and squeeze with your daughter-in-law, I squeeze with my daughter-in-law, how much to sleep separately at night."

I lifted my pillow and slammed it at him, not because of his obscenity, nor because he had a bad idea.

The main reason is that if Lao Tzu and my daughter-in-law go to squeeze, it is estimated that he will become a eunuch as soon as he climbs into bed

Isn't this looking for trouble for me, don't fight yet,

Thinking of this, I didn't say a word, and immediately faced Lao Song with an old fist, and after a while, he was about to lie on the bed.

"You're a ruthless grandson." Lao Song wiped his tears and cried: "You are responsible for me." ”

Hehe, play this trick with me, you're still too young,

"Tomorrow I will tell your daughter-in-law what you said tonight, it is for your good." I hated that iron was not made of steel, and I looked at him,

As soon as my voice fell, this grandson immediately panicked, my grandfather, if this is said by mortals, I will still beg for it,

Lao Song accompanied the smiling face and pretended to be his grandson, and it took me a long time before I forgave him with a calm face, in fact, I was already laughing in my heart, don't you love obscenity, don't you love coquettishness, my brother can scare you with a word,