Chapter 57: Messed up
At night, I first used my excellent eloquence to construct a tearjerker, and the good boy helped the old grandmother cross the road and was hacked. The story of a socialist who was not pleasing to the eye and was hunted down.
The girl didn't believe it at first, and her expression was "You think I'm stupid, aren't you?"
Oh yes, did I forget to tell you that I've had four of my own skills since I was a kid.
Hypnosis, self-hypnosis, brainwashing, self-brainwashing.
After letting me make these four moves, even I believed that the good boy in the story was me, Chen Jiushan was also surprised, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up to my eloquence and almost applauded.
"Actually, I'm a police officer." I said, ignoring Chen Jiushan's rolling eyes, and silently put the gun on the table: "This is given by the bureau, I scared you, I'm really embarrassed." ”
"Really?" The fear in her eyes faded and was replaced by curiosity.
Oh fuck, it looks like she's not just a little like Yujia, but even this stupid IQ has been copied by her.
Yujia, if you're still with me, you're going to marry her as a sister of the opposite sex, right?
"By the way, don't tell me about it, and don't say that you've met with us, anyway, as long as it's news about us, don't say it, lest you be troubled and come to the door." I smiled sheepishly.
She nodded obediently, looked at the wound on my shoulder and was a little scared, bit her lip and asked, "Brother, I'll help you get some gauze to bandage it." ”
(PS: In the northeast, anyone can call a man older than themselves brother, for example, in the south, others call Brother Liu and Brother Chen, as long as it is familiar over there, omit the previous surname and call it brother directly.) )
Immediately, she hurriedly got up and walked into the back room, leaving me and Chen Jiushan in the living room.
"Your concubine?"
"No, she's just a little girl who is still in school." I smiled and shrugged my shoulders, touched the jade pendant on my chest, and said to Chen Jiushan, "This is my concubine." ”
Chen Jiushan looked at me with a stupid look, probably because he didn't want to talk to me.
"Call the Buddha and ask him how the situation is over there." Chen Jiushan reminded me.
Hearing this, I hurriedly took out my mobile phone and dialed it according to the mobile phone number of Little Buddha, but no one answered it for a long time.
Just as he was about to hang up the phone, someone on the other end suddenly connected.
"Let's not contact each other for the next two days, you can find a place to hide." Little Buddha didn't give me a chance to speak, and said anxiously: "I'll contact you, don't turn off the phone." ”
When he was almost done, I found an opportunity to interject.
"Why don't we split up and go back?"
"Now none of us can get out of Shenyang, damn, the roads are blocked." Little Buddha said helplessly: "The God of Wealth seems to have rushed back, and now he is in a hurry, if he catches me, let alone you, even I will have to be broken into thousands of pieces by him." ”
"I think I should contact the master." I said from the bottom of my heart: "Although he knows that our affairs will definitely have to be cleaned up by you, but if this matter is delayed, it will be the God of Wealth to clean up us." ”
The little Buddha was silent for a while, and began to spit out dirty words again, and it took a long time to stop.
"I contacted my brother a long time ago!! You still need to say that?!! ”
"What did your brother say?"
"Let's hide first, and he'll take care of it." The little Buddha said impatiently: "You guys first hide and don't show your face, then I'll contact you, you have nothing to do, right?" ”
I looked at the girl who was taking the gauze bandage away, and then at Chen Jiushan, who was lying on the sofa and pretending to be dead, and said helplessly: "It's okay for the time being." ”
"Zhao Jinqiang"
"That grandson was chopped up by Chen Jiushan." I lowered my voice and said, "Don't talk anymore, I'll wait for you to contact us when the time comes." ”
When I hung up the phone, I vaguely heard the little Buddha still chattering, when did Chen Jiushan's grandson become so fierce, no wonder they all say that people are old and pretty, and they are also good at this age
"By the way, brother, what's your name?" She came over and sat down on the couch next to me, jerkily unwrapped the bandage, and reached over to help me bandage it, but I was still stopped by my embarrassment.
"Just call me Brother Yi, what, is there alcohol, or let's eliminate the poison first?" I asked tentatively.
She looked at me embarrassedly and put my hand back, got up and went into the house to get alcohol, and after a while of entering the house, she suddenly showed her face at the door and said, "Brother Yi, my name is Chen Xin." ”
"Chen Xin, please give me a glass of water, Xie Lu thanks, I feel a little thirsty." I said with a smile.
After a while, I also made do with the bandaging here, Chen Jiushan can't bandage it there, I can't take an air gun and blow up the place where his ribs are sunken, right?
To put it simply, I am a hard injury that can be easily treated, but he is an internal injury, and if you want to heal it, you can only go to the hospital, but now for us, going to the hospital is death.
Judging from the energy of the God of Wealth, it is estimated that I have just entered the hospital and are still queuing up to register, and he will bring someone over to kill us.
"Chen Xin, this is your home?" I looked curiously left and right at this ordinary, slightly empty room.
This house is very distinctive, and the decoration is not of high grade, but the stickers on the wall show that the residents of this house are still very caring.
Look at how cute those HelloKitty looks, they're almost catching up with the dead cat I raised, but it's a pity that these cats don't have cheap eyes, otherwise they would be really expressive.
In addition to this, there is very little furniture in the house, and many places are vacant.
"This is the house I rented with a few girlfriends, the condition of the bedroom is too poor, and the outside is slightly better." Chen Xin said helplessly: "In the past few days, they have all gone out to travel together, so they left me here alone." ”
"That's good." I sighed, "Why did they leave you here alone?" ”
"Recently, I have been studying and working hard, and I don't have much time to play, so I plan to go to graduate school!" Chen Xin's eyes lit up, and she said excitedly: "Brother Yi, are you going on a mission with this uncle?" It's like in the movies! ”
Chen Jiushan opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but finally swallowed the words.
No wonder they all say that college students have no social experience, don't look at what Chen Jiushan looks like, just like the policeman in the movie to carry out tasks? He looks like a standard criminal!
"Let's just say that, Chen Xin, maybe we'll have to stay there for a few days, you" I tried to tell my true purpose, at this time we had to find a place to hide, Chen Xin was the first choice.
Chen Jiushan's eyes were also fixed on Chen Xin's face, waiting for her to give an answer.
In my opinion, if Chen Xin doesn't agree, Chen Jiushan will probably tie her up and throw her in the house, and then let her go after we leave here.
Although this kind of thing is a bit inferior, I think Chen Jiushan can do it.
Chen Xin looked at us, hesitated, but nodded and smiled: "Okay." ”
At that time, we just took a breath of relief and rested, but we didn't expect that the entire No. 8 pawnshop and Shenyang's black business were setting off monstrous waves.
The source is none other than the four of us murderers.
The following content was dictated to me by others afterwards, and Chen Jiushan and I did not see those things with our own eyes, so we can only understand what happened during that time from the mouths of others.
In a distant seaside town, the master was looking at the few people in front of him with an indifferent face.
They are a few of Lafayette's henchmen, and this time they are here to find Little Buddha.
"The wife of the God of Wealth was shot dead on the street, and the God of Wealth said that the murderer was likely to be the Little Buddha of the Seven Shopkeepers." The person who took the lead said to the master: "I heard that the seven shopkeepers have not been in the city during this time, master, where have the seven shopkeepers gone?" Galeries Lafayette told us to come and take him back. ”
"Take him back? Where to go? The master asked with a look of surprise: "Emotional Lafayette thinks that Little Buddha is a murderer?" ”
The men didn't speak, they didn't say anything else, they just kept asking the same question.
Where is the little Buddha?
"How do I know where he is?" The master looked at them helplessly: "A few days ago, he said that he was going to go out to have fun and distract himself, so I let him go out, but he didn't get in touch with this phone, and he was really at this juncture."
"Then please go back with us, Lafayette said, if you can't see the seventh shopkeeper, you have to go back with us to meet him."
"Okay, let's go." The master nodded, not caring about the danger that he might encounter.
Big Tooth watched this scene from the side, and his eyes were about to pop out, if it wasn't for the master's explicit prohibition to let him interfere, otherwise Big Tooth would have to take out the gun and abolish this group of grandsons one by one.
What kind of thing are you?! With the support of Lafayette, you dare to show off your might here?!
Suddenly, the master's mobile phone rang, and when he connected it, he heard that it was the phone number of the God of Wealth.
"Master?"
"We really didn't do it, believe it or not." The master smiled bitterly.
"Whether you did it or not, I'll tell you." The voice of the God of Wealth became lower and lower, and there was a kind of anger that made the master tremble: "You will regret it." ”
Hanging up the phone, the master squinted his eyes and looked at the sun that had just risen outside the window.
"Troubled times are coming" The master sighed secretly in his heart, but no one noticed it, and there was a faint smile on his face that ordinary people couldn't understand.
Troubled times are sometimes equal to opportunities.
That's right, the surname Yi, the opportunity that belongs to us, will come soon.
Take the God of Wealth first, then kill Lafayette, and then
"Let's go." The master suddenly smiled lightly: "Go and meet Lafayette." ”
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Friendly reminder, there is no female number two here, don't guess.