Chapter 327: Long-winded Hopps (Ask for subscription!) )
Chapter 327 Long-winded Hopps (Ask for Subscription!) )
In Rio, the hot sea breeze blows the earth, and on the seaside, in a bar built on the beach, Lan Ze and Hoppus blow the air conditioner and drink refreshing beer. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The sun is shining outside, the scorching sun is baking the earth, the normal temperature is above 30 degrees, the air conditioning is turned on in the house, the room temperature is kept at 24 degrees Celsius, and a glass of cold beer is sipped.
It's a really good feeling!
At least in Lan Ze's opinion, this kind of life is much better than squatting in an abandoned parking lot and sweating profusely counting money.
As for how Lan Ze and Hopps got together? And also drinking together?
Lan Ze can only say that it was an accident.
A hundred million dollars is a huge amount of money, it is not a number, it is a mountain of real money piled up, with a unique magic that makes people excited and even crazy.
But Lan Ze himself is not the kind of person who loves money very much, and Lan Ze himself is not short of money, so after the initial excitement, Lan Ze quickly calmed down.
And said that the act of counting money is really stupid, and picking up two banknotes from the ground to buy a money counting machine is much faster than counting money with a group of people lowering their heads.
But Lan Ze is Lan Ze after all, Lan Ze is not bad for money, and he is not moved by money, which does not mean that other people can ignore the magic of money.
Shu Shuang Lan Ze, who counts money, can't understand it, but it doesn't mean that others can't experience it either.
Xia Worm can't speak, in terms of money, the gap between the two sides is too big, there is no common language at all, and Lan Ze can't interject, he himself is not the kind of person who builds his ideas on other people.
So Lan Ze had no choice but to leave these stupid people who had been blinded by money.
After leaving the abandoned parking lot, Lan Ze walked around Rio, the weather was hot, and after driving the old driver around, Lan Ze decided to find an air-conditioned place to have a beer.
Suddenly, I looked back, and saw a bald lady with his back against the telephone pole, sitting on the side of the road, with a loveless face.
It's very boring to drink alone, if there is a girl to accompany you, it is still a little interesting, but Lan Ze really doesn't look down on those vulgar fans, and besides, Lan Ze still has Alice in his heart, and he is not in the mood to mess with flowers.
It just so happened that at this time, Lan Ze saw Hops who had lost himself, there was no way, Hops's bald lady was too shiny, and in order to find someone to drink with, Lan Ze took Hops with him.
But what Lan Ze didn't expect was that Hops didn't look tall and strong, but your sister was actually a chatter, and Lan Ze was also drunk.
At the beginning, Lan Ze didn't realize that Hopes was chattering, after all, this guy had always given Lan Ze the impression that he was an activist who was not good at words, and he was a tough guy.
This type of friend is most suitable for drinking with you when you are bored, chatting, bragging, and talking about everything, and finally drinking enough, patting your buttocks, going back to your own home, and looking for your mother.
But what Lan Ze didn't expect was that after a few beers, the bastard Hopps seemed to open the conversation box, pouring bitter water on Lan Ze one by one.
For more than half an hour, Hopps, the bastard, didn't say a word, and gave Lan Ze half an hour of bitter water.
From how unlucky I have been recently, then to being excluded by the Rio police, and finally all kinds of encounters that have not been smooth since I came to Rio.
Lan Ze really wants to scold his mother, Lao Tzu is looking for someone to drink, not listening to people spit bitterness, besides, with the money to invite you to drink, what is Lao Tzu doing something? Vote for two monthly tickets for that idiot of Meng Qi, Meng Qi still knows how to sell a Meng Qi, to you? What can you do? Let me listen to you complain and pour bitter water?
Lan Ze was really drunk, looking at Hopus, who was spitting out bitterness and didn't seem to stop the momentum at all, Lan Ze, who had listened to it for more than half an hour, finally couldn't help it, and slapped the table heavily, Lan Ze glared at Hoppers: "Bastard, shut up for me!" I'm here to let you drink, not to listen to you, and if you dare to say a word, believe it or not, I'll throw it out for you now? ”
Hopes opened his mouth and looked at Lan Ze who was glaring at him, his eyes were round, his head was full of green muscles, and his fists were clenched, but in the end, after thinking for a long time, Hopps still honestly lowered his head.
Hopps analyzed that this was a strategic transfer, and he was not really afraid of Lan Ze, and Hoppes analyzed two points.
First, he had no money in his pocket, and he was poor and short of breath, so Hopps had to bow his head. In fact, Hopps has money, not to mention the assignment grant and other extra-fast income, in terms of salary, Hoppus is also considered a high-class class in the whole of America, but the question is who carries a wad of money in his pocket when he performs a mission?
Second, Hopps is very afraid of Lan Ze's strength, the two are about the same height, they are both big men above one meter nine, and they are considered big guys anywhere, compared in terms of body type, Hopps seems to be more dominant than Lan Ze, although Lan Ze is strong, but he belongs to that kind of strong type, the overall muscle distribution and the proportion of the skeleton are quite symmetrical, and Hopps belongs to the type of muscular people, with bulging muscles, as if they are about to explode, it looks very intimidating.
So from the point of view of appearance, Hopps should be able to play better than Lan Ze, after all, muscles represent strength, in fact, Hopps has always thought so, but through the understanding not long ago, Hopps got a very complicated information.
There's a good chance that Lan Ze isn't human! This sentence does not mean to discriminate or scold Lan Ze, but Hopps combined Reyes's death and the police car that was crushed into discus by Lan Ze, and finally came to a conclusion that Lan Ze is very likely to be a non-human type, and his strength should be considered a powerful type among non-humans.
After all, it is impossible for normal humans to have such a powerful power, and only non-human beings can have such a powerful power.
Mutants? Mutants? Superpowers? Which kind of Lanze does it belong to? Hopps didn't know either.
But Hopps knows that there is a gap between himself and Lan Ze, this gap is like his innate divine power can crush ordinary people, and Lan Ze, who completely surpasses normal human beings, can also crush his innate divine power.
So Hopps wisely shut up.
There is one less ** chattering words, Lan Ze feels that the air in the whole room is much cleaner, the sun is shining outside, and the heat waves have swept the whole world, even those girls who love beauty and hope to have a wheat-colored and healthy complexion, they are too lazy to go out at the moment, and now the sun outside is too poisonous, and the heat makes people upset, just like an oven, constantly emitting heat to bake all life on the earth.
Lan Ze took a sip of a cold beer, listened to the elegant folk songs coming from the bar in his ears, and imagined that he was in the hot and windless dilapidated parking lot at the moment, enjoying the heat wave, and the seven people squatted on the ground with a bitter face, sweating profusely counting the mountain of banknotes like a hill, Lan Ze's heart felt very cool inexplicably.
What is happiness? Happiness is your steamed buns, I eat meat, watch others gnaw bones, how can there be happiness without comparison? I have to say, this feeling is really good.
Unfortunately, this silence lasted for a maximum of ten minutes before it was broken again.