"Boom~"

As a huge ceremonial flower exploded in mid-air, the deafening sound of firecrackers sounded in the square, and the thick smoke filled the entire square in an instant, but such a choking smell could not reduce people's enthusiasm, and the road next to the crowded square had been surrounded by water, and hundreds of thousands of people in Chenzhou were almost all gathered here!

"Hey, hey~ It's coming, it's coming, the greeting team is coming out......"

The anticipatory crowd suddenly made a commotion, people consciously gave way from the center of the road, and then saw a team of thousands of people beating gongs and drums to come over, first of all was a white tall horse, the groom dressed in big red flowers on his body was waving happily to the four times, and followed by a long slippery eight-lift sedan chair, each sedan chair was next to four beautiful maids dressed in ancient costumes!

"Huh~ City Lord Liu's horse is really extraordinary, even if this style is put on the previous side, there are few that can compare with it, right? But who are the people behind the formation? In addition to our Aoyama Thirteen Lang, how can there be a bunch of young faces? ”

An uncle in the crowd was looking forward excitedly, his eyes were full of envy, and a middle-aged woman beside him immediately said, "Stupid! You don't know the Eight King Kongs of Jindian Villa? The kid carrying the door cannon is the silver gun little white dragon Zhang Xu, and the handsome guy next to him is their boss Lin Tao, known as the first beautiful man under the stars! ”

"Hmmm! It's really a shame than our city manager, but it's limited......"

Uncle Picker nodded thoughtfully, but as the greeting team slowly turned around the corner, the general crowd immediately began to move forward excitedly, and soon arrived at the largest villa area in the city.

"Stop!"

A glamorous woman with heavy makeup suddenly jumped to the middle of the road, stuck in the waist of the little man, and shouted loudly: "Our mother's family has the rules of the mother's family, the groom will dismount, except for the groomsmen, no one else is allowed to enter, if you want to take the bride, you must show your sincerity!" ”

"Ma Manlin! If you dare to fucking wave again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will immediately drag you into the woods and let you kneel and lick it? Get out of the ......"

Guo Zhan immediately rushed out after the team, and as soon as he pulled the belt in his waist, he was about to go up and give her some color, but who knew that it was another vote of little ladies who rushed out delicately, and the first one was the cat girl Cai Wenyu, pointing at him and shouting: "Little Zhanzi!" I think it's you who should get out of the way, if you dare to be presumptuous today, the old lady will post a photo of your bare ass on the street, and I also have a picture of you licking the plate! ”

"Brother! I'm out of the way, these little ladies are not good......"

Guo Zhan immediately smiled bitterly and was defeated, and slipped into the groomsmen group, but Liu Tianliang on the horse suddenly shook the reins and shouted out of the way, and the big white horse of the divine horse immediately neighed with relish, and rushed out directly with the horse's hooves, and the group of little ladies who stopped in front were instantly frightened and fell to the ground!

"Haha~ wives! Open the door to your husband......"

Liu Tianliang rode a white horse and rushed to the gate of the courtyard of the villa, who knew that as soon as the courtyard door opened, it turned out to be a group of delicate little ladies blocking up, dozens of pairs of little hands stretched out and shouted to give red envelopes, but Lao Liu stood up from the horse and suddenly shouted: "Where is the best man group?" Don't let me take down these goblins! ”

"Brothers! Snatch it home and be a wife......"

I don't know who yelled in the team, only to see an African black uncle immediately rushed out like lightning, grabbed a little girl's skin and ran away, this action instantly stimulated all the men present, and dozens of little women were coaxed away in the blink of an eye!

One of the long-legged young models was dragged by three men, and even the shoulder straps of the milk cover were torn off. Guo Bisi, who was in suit, suddenly jumped out, and said with a smile with a few young policemen: "You dare to call the police?" The police station is all from our family, take her back to me and torture her severely! ”

"Rush with Lao Tzu......"

Liu Tianliang shouted in high spirits, and rushed directly into the compound with a group of wolf-like groomsmen, and Ma Manlin, who was disheveled, stumbled over again, grabbed Liu Tianliang's reins and shouted anxiously: "My brother, how about you save some face for us?" If you give a red envelope, will you die? ”

"Amu! Give a red envelope ......"

Liu Tianliang finally stopped being willful, and jumped off the horse with a snap of his fingers, and the young version of Song Mu immediately rushed up with a big bag on his back, and a large group of young men slapped the door frantically, while stuffing the red envelope into it, but a full ten minutes passed, and the red envelope in Song Mu's hand was directly fucked, but there was still no sign of opening the door in the closed double-open iron door, and it was all the laughter of twittering for red envelopes!

"Brother! It's not a way to go on like this, the little money you brought is almost exhausted by these little girls......"

After a while, Guo Zhan ran over sweating profusely, and Liu Tianliang seemed to have expected this situation, the old god snapped his fingers, Guo Bisi immediately pounced with a few people, and shouted loudly to the door like a wolf: "You are limited to open the door within five seconds, otherwise the service of the chain of open door cannons will directly support you little sluts!" ”

"Phew~ Guo Laosi! Don't play this set with your aunt and grandmother, our sisters' equipment is also complete, even if you lose it today. We won't open the door with tear bombs, and we'll have to stuff another 500 red envelopes......"

Chu Hong's arrogant voice immediately sounded from inside, Guo Bisi turned around directly without saying a word, and shouted with full anger: "The brothers of the first group are going to open the door cannon, the brothers of the second group are preparing to bury the bombing point, and the third group and the fourth group are ready to rush in directly to grab people!" ”

"Yes!"

Hundreds of guys immediately yelled in the crowd, and twenty thick open-door cannons shook out directly and lined up at the door, followed by a few guys with steel helmets who began to cut plastic on the spot. medicine, the rest of the people are all gearing up, and they are completely ready to conquer the bunker!

"Wow~"

A large basin of cold water was suddenly poured down from upstairs, and Guo Bi downstairs quickly fanned it to the side, but poured Guo Zhan, who was having a foolish pleasure, on his head, Guo Zhan immediately jumped to his feet and scolded when he smelled the smell: "Who the hell poured the footwashing water?" Is there a lack of virtue? ”

"Not convinced? It's my aunt's footwashing water......"

A beautiful woman in white appeared directly at the window on the third floor, and I saw Yan Ruyu, who was dressed in white gauze, standing at the window with a proud face, and a white beautiful leg directly stepped on the window edge arrogantly, pointing at Liu Tianliang, who was blinking downstairs, and scolded: "The surname is Liu!" Do you want to please your wife or do you want to rob Mrs. Zhai? If you want to marry us all today, then you have to follow the rules of our sisters, do you think it's over if you form a group to grab home? You're so beautiful old rascal! ”

"Withdrawn, withdrawn! They all quickly withdrew ......"

Yan Ruyu was immediately stunned when he appeared, waved his hand to those young men angrily, and then looked at a group of groomsmen, he suddenly said helplessly: "Brothers! If you have money, hurry up and support it, I'm afraid you won't be able to open the door if you don't get together enough 500 red envelopes, and I'll find a way to return it to you in a few days! ”

"Brother Liu! It's not the brothers who are slamming the door, our brothers in Jindian Villa are all poor and white now, and their pockets are cleaner than their faces......"

Lin Tao, who is tall and tall, walked up first, and directly turned out his pocket to show Liu Tianliang, and Liu Tianliang naturally knew that the economic lifeline of their group of people was in the hands of his wife, and in order to prevent them from spending all their money to control their pocket money, they had been cheating and drinking on his old Liu's side for several months!

"Brother! You know our situation, it's not much better than them......"

Guo Zhan also shrugged his shoulders helplessly, a group of big men who were still menacing just now are all looking at each other with their eyes open, not to mention five hundred large red envelopes, it is estimated that fifty will not be able to make up!

However, just when Liu Tianliang scratched his head with an irritated face, the closed door suddenly opened by itself, and Chu Hong stood up with a smile and said, "I know that you poor ghosts can't come up with money, so be it!" As long as you can get through the battle set up by our sisters, the bride will be yours! ”

"Haha~ It's still my wife's righteousness, come and kiss my brother......"

Guo Zhan immediately pounced excitedly, but Chu Hong pushed him away, directly stepped aside and said lightly: "Do you see clearly?" This is the first level, you can send someone up, as long as you can remember the color of their underwear well, this first level is over! ”

"Damn!"

Guo Zhan took a look inside, and was immediately stunned, only to see twenty or thirty beautiful women in short skirts lined up in the spacious living room, all unscrupulously spreading their big beautiful legs, which clearly meant that men wanted to get under them, and then remember the color of their underwear!

"Zhang Xu! It's your forte, and you'll leave it to you......"

Lin Tao waved his hand backwards very righteously, and a young man immediately ran up with a grin, rubbed his hands and said to Guo Zhanmei: "Hehe~ Today I will return the favor of your treat last night, and when I go to our Jindian Villa next month, my brother will take you to take the imperial bath!" ”

"Get out! Is there a price for eyesight? My wife is here......"

Guo Zhan immediately screamed with a white face, and even the cold sweat came down, but Zhang Xu laughed and threw himself directly into the gate, and then threw himself on the ground in one breath and turned over sharply, and began to twist like a water snake and drill under the legs of a row of beauties!

"Haha~ Blue, green, red, white, black and white, pink, transparent, no! ......."

Zhang Xu, who was excitedly drilling his legs, suddenly scolded, his eyes almost popped out, and then he was stunned and asked with a sad face: "What color did I just count?" This...... These two little ladies don't wear panties at all! ”

"No one outside is allowed to remind him, whoever opens his mouth will come in and replace him......"

Chu Hong immediately glared arrogantly at a group of men who were scratching their ears and cheeks in a hurry, and Chen Mo didn't know where to get out, pointing at Zhang Xu and scolding: "You haven't seen a woman yet?" Don't look at the legs and the place, just stare at the underwear, treat them as living corpses, living corpses! ”

"Nima! It's really a fool, there are actually eight ...... who don't wear underwear."

It took a long time for Zhang Xu to sweat profusely and get out of his thighs, and finally stumbled to report the color, and Chu Hong smiled and led Liu Tianliang and a few core groomsmen to the second floor, but just arrived on the second floor, a group of people stopped again, only to see Chu Hong said triumphantly: "Let me ask the groom a few questions, please report the birthdays and ......measurements of several grooms."

"Haha~ It's so simple, if I make a mistake, I'll jump off this floor......"

When Liu Tianliang heard this, he immediately rolled up his sleeves in surprise, but Chu Hong said contemptuously: "Don't worry! I haven't finished talking yet, and the place where I kissed them for the first time, what clothes they wore, and you'll have to take off a piece of clothing if you get it wrong once, I hope you don't end up bare-bottomed! ”

"Damn! This...... That's too vicious......"

Liu Tianliang couldn't help but change color, and the other men were also sympathetic, Lin Tao turned his head to Zhang Xu with a pale face and whispered: "You go back and buy the most important bridesmaids, and you must let them inquire about these things for me, otherwise I will definitely have to go upstairs with a bare ass when I get married!" ”

"That...... Lan Lan's first kiss must have been in the company building, it should be wearing jeans and black sportswear, hehe~ Ruyu kissed me in a duck neck shop, her mouth was full of duck neck smell, and her body was also sportswear and jeans, as for Luan Qian......"

Liu Tianliang scratched his ears and cheeks desperately to recall, but when he arrived at Luan Qian, he was stuck, and he said uncertainly for a long time: "The kiss seems to be in the airport, she should be wearing a mountaineering suit!" ”

"You have no conscience, I was the one who helped you blow the horn at the airport, when did you kiss your mouth?"

Luan Qian's angry voice immediately came from the third floor, and the floor was stomped and stomped, and Liu Tianliang could only helplessly take off his coat, and then cleared his throat and said: "Lan Ling, I remember very clearly, the first time I kissed was in the car, wearing a water-blue evening dress, as for Bai Lu, I also remember that rolling the sheets and kissing were in the cell, and she didn't wear anything at the time!" Haha~ Can you let me go upstairs now? ”

"Wait! You seem to have forgotten about the two of you......"

Chu Hong stopped in front of the stairs and looked at him with a smile on his face, while Liu Tianliang was immediately stunned, and whispered in embarrassment: "Sister Hong! Today is my big day, Yajing and Li Yan are my little lovers, didn't they mean to embarrass me at this time! ”

"Cut~ Your little lover is thousands, I'm afraid you don't remember when you went to bed, right? I'm not talking about the two of them......"

As he spoke, Chu Hong got out of the way directly from the staircase, and at this time, a bride in white Shengxue slowly walked to the guardrail, Liu Tianliang instinctively looked up, and immediately lost his soul, and shouted in disbelief: "Xiaoyan!" You...... How did you end up here? Didn't they tell me you were ...... Is it already dead in Nanguang? ”

"It seems that you are not very happy that I am here, are you disturbing your grand wedding?"

Chen Yao looked at Liu Tianliang proudly as always, but Liu Tianliang rushed to the third floor without saying a word, but before he could hug Chen Yao excitedly, he suddenly found that there was a bigger surprise waiting for him upstairs!

"Satsuki !!"

Liu Tianliang screamed out of frustration, looking at Lin Xiaoyue, who was also wearing a white veil in a wheelchair, his whole body was trembling with excitement, and although Lin Xiaoyue's complexion was not very good, the terrifying scales of the previous body had long disappeared, and he looked at him shyly in the wheelchair and said, "If I am not welcome to marry you, I can choose to disappear automatically!" ”

"No, no, no! Welcome...... It was so welcome......"

Liu Tianliang was already excited, but looking at the wheelchair under Lin Xiaoyue, he instantly showed a worried look, but Xiao Lan gently held her shoulder and smiled: "Don't worry!" Sister Xiaoyue is just a temporary weakness, I didn't tell you the news that they survived before, because they haven't passed the danger period yet, and then I discussed it with Ruyu, since Xiaoyue is so affectionate to you, we can't live up to others, and Xiaoyan can't disagree with us, she is your wife herself! You old pervert should be satisfied now, right? ”

"Satisfied! I'm so satisfied, come over and give Xianggong a good kiss......"

Liu Tianliang immediately roared and pounced and kissed the brides on the faces one by one, and the big-bellied Lan Ling he didn't let go up and down, but just as he was about to go out with the bride Huan Huanxi, an old man with white hair suddenly appeared behind and scolded angrily: "Little rabbit cub!" Do you know the rules? Dare to run without bringing your new daughter-in-law to toast your father, beware of Lao Tzu breaking your legs! ”

"Cut~ Who should I be, it turned out to be my cheap dad......"

Liu Tianliang looked at Liu Bingtian with some reluctance, but before the matter that made him depressed was over, a middle-aged man walked out after him, holding a tall beauty and said, "Good son-in-law!" Come and meet your father-in-law, my precious daughter will be entrusted to you in the future! ”

"Damn! Luqiu Wenyan! Aren't you from Black Lagoon Farm? You came so far to take advantage of Lao Tzu! ”

Liu Tianliang saw that Luqiu Wenyan and Chen Zihan even had a green face, but Luqiu Wenyan said with a straight face: "What? Didn't you take my daughter? Isn't Zihan your mother-in-law? Am I not your father-in-law? ”

"Count you ruthless......

Liu Tianliang gritted his teeth and glared at Luqiu Wenyan, then rushed up and pushed Chen Zihan away, and bowed to Luqiu Wenyan very perfunctorily, but Luqiu laughed and patted him on the shoulder and said, "How is it, stinky boy!" Although I Luqiu Wenyan can't subdue you, who told me to give birth to a good daughter? You can be my son obediently! Hahaha......"

"Little hooves! Let's fight three hundred rounds at night......"

Liu Tianliang immediately turned his head and glared at Luqiu Bailu viciously, but Luqiu Bailu directly threw a wink at him, and said delicately: "Okay, husband!" Don't talk about 300 rounds, 3,000 rounds of wives will accompany you to the end, don't get out of bed if you don't make my belly bigger! Hee-hee~"

"Alas~ Lao Tzu was really dizzy!"

Liu Tianliang patted his head in agony, and in a blink of an eye, he saw Liu Bingtian sitting on a Taishi chair in a similar manner, smiling at them with a smirk on his face, Liu Tianliang had no choice but to pull a group of wives to walk over and kneel down in a proper manner, and a group of little ladies immediately shouted coquettishly: "My daughter-in-law has seen my father-in-law, I wish my father-in-law a better life than Nanshan and the East China Sea!" ”

……

"What? Tell me again, where are those three bastards......"

In the meeting hall of Jindian Villa, Lin Tao's eldest lady Bai Ru glared at a guard with a frightened face, and Xiao Lan and Chen Yao, who were already pot-bellied, also stood up, and their powerful aura frightened the little guard almost knelt on the ground, holding a note and stammering: "Early in the morning, the old man and the city lord Liu returned to the old man, and they all disappeared, leaving only a note to say...... said that he was going to Japan to avenge the revolutionary martyrs, and he would never come back if he didn't commit all the treachery! ”

"Fart! What kind of annihilation of the little devils, those three bastards are clearly going to rape the Japanese flower girls......"

Xiao Lan guessed the true thoughts of this group of stinky men at once, and then shouted directly with a wave of his hand: "Give me a nationwide hunt and kill order, even if you bombard the whole of Japan, you will arrest those three bastards for me!" ”

At the same time that Xiao Lan and the other women were in a frenzy, a black off-road vehicle was running fast in the wilderness, Liu Tianliang and Lin Tao leaned side by side on the back seat to swallow clouds and spitt fog, and Chen Mo, who was driving, was also looking at the endless prairie with great vigour, and the three men suddenly shouted at the same time: "Rush to Russia!" Liberate all the chicks! Yo Roar ......"