Chapter 30: Daddy's Poisonous Mouth

After dinner, I got in the car at the right time, but I arrived at the bottom of the Black Mist Peak in half an hour. The latest free chapters of the book can be found here.

After a hurried check of their luggage, the group headed down the hill.

I don't know why today, but the moon that I usually see doesn't even have a shadow today.

The whole sky seemed to be covered by a thick layer of fog, as black as ink, without a few stars or a bright moon.

The summer temperature made me hate it for the first time.

The jungle of Black Mist Peak is very dense, perhaps the reason why the mountain is sparsely populated, and few people go up the mountain.

There is no road on the mountain, and the only place we can walk is by ourselves.

The dense jungle, the sweltering heat, and the strange and unsettling owl calls have been tormenting us.

Not long after we went up the mountain, sweat soaked our clothes, and everyone was scolding the street and wiping sweat, feeling a little out of breath.

The night breeze blows slightly, and the rustle of leaves is incessant.

The moon is gone, the already dense jungle, the branches cover the sky tightly, and the sentence "I can't see my fingers" is well interpreted.

If we don't have a flashlight, we will really be blind, burying our heads and walking step by step, and we can only use the flashlight to shine on the mountain road, which is called an egg pain.

"Why didn't you see those black fogs?" Lao Song frowned and said intermittently, his tone was full of doubts, and he looked left and right, feeling even more puzzled.

"You have to have moonlight to see it." Six-finger laughed.

Our group was tired enough, and the fat man was the most unbearable, and he almost sat on the ground and couldn't get up.

"Little one, how far are we from our destination?" The fat man complained bitterly, gasping for breath, and his face turned white.

"Quack!" Xiao Budian tilted his head in thought, raised his little paw and pointed to the depths of the jungle.

Well, looking at the situation, it seems that you have to keep going, uncle.

I have to say that Master Junfang really makes us admire, but he is often greeted by us.

Can you make it easier for our junior disciples?!

"Fat brother, if you let the guards take us up, won't it be much easier!" The third son raised his eyebrows and came up with a bad idea.

"That's right, but there are only five guards, so we probably have to be caught and walked away....." The fat man took out the golden bottle from his bag and looked at it affectionately, raised his hand and stroked it, as if looking at his own flesh and bones.

As soon as the words fell, the fat man held the golden bottle in his hand and whispered.

"The golden sand is your body, the light of the sun is your soul, Anubis is behind you, I call you in the name of Anubis, my guard." (Ancient Egyptian)

As soon as he finished reading, Anubis on the cap of the golden bottle opened his mouth slightly, and an endless stream of yellow sand poured out of it.

After a while, five guards stood respectfully in front of us, their long knives shining with a cold light.

"Hold us over, be steady, put away the knives, let's be harmonious!" The fat man shook his head and gave the order, enjoying the feeling of pointing the country.

"Roaring ......"

The guard nodded, and the long knife in his hand turned into golden sand, slowly merging into his body.

It was quite comfortable to be caught under the guard's arm, and to rush deep into the jungle at a speed like the wind.

Although it may not seem very elegant, there are not so many special moments to care about.

It's better than a group of people rushing through the jungle to death, right?

This group of guards is much faster than Bolt, and from time to time they also make cameos in Spider-Man and Tarzan of the Apes, if not

Just as we were hurrying away with the guards as coolies, Xiao Budian suddenly let out a loud scream, which scared us all a lot.

I don't know what this little guy's voice is, it almost didn't break our eardrums!

"What a fart! What for? I plucked out my ears and scolded angrily, even if this little guy wants to give a signal first, can he? Who can stand it?

"Quack!" Little Buddy jumped off the guard's shoulder to the ground, and lay down on the spot, like a dog, sniffing left and right.

Seeing this scene, everyone fell silent, and we could vaguely see black lines emerging from our heads.

Little ancestor, you are a toad, not a dog! You are a toad lying on the ground, a little military dog!

"Maybe this little guy has found a clue, so don't talk." Dad stared at Xiao Budian tightly, and his expectant eyes made Xiao Budian shudder.

After about five minutes, Xiao Budian swayed back on the guard's body, and calmly closed his eyes to recuperate.

"Ouch, little one, come and tell your uncle, what have you found?" Dad shamelessly sells cute, and the temperament of the obscene uncle makes people look sideways.

"Quack..... Xiao Budian secretly opened his eyes and looked at it, and when he saw that everyone was staring at it, he immediately shook his head.

"Oh, hehe, it's not right to deceive! If you lie to people, you will have egg pain, hemorrhoids, advanced cancer, and even eat a chicken leg will choke to death. Dad looked at Xiao Budian with a smile on his face, and the cruel words that made people couldn't help but chill came out of his mouth, and the highest level of the knife was hidden in his smile!

"Come, give you a chance, re-say, what have you discovered? The heavens are watching you! Dad smiled fairy-fairy.

Xiao Budian trembled and crawled back to the ground, his body trembled uncontrollably, he looked at his father in fear and let out a low scream, and ran ahead of us in the first place.

"Let's go, keep up!" Dad raised his hand and laughed wildly.

Dad, you are really my own father, I can't learn to kill me with this hand, the words are too poisonous.....

Man is just a child, not a little bit! Aren't you sorry to say these words ....

In other words, whether the little dot is male or female, we haven't studied it, does it have the function of egg pain?

I rub! If it's a male Lao Tzu, you'll suffer! When the daughter-in-law and Xiaoqian changed clothes, this little shameless one was in the room!

I haven't even seen it yet, but this little grandson has seen it!

"Old Song, is Xiao Budian male or female?" I asked in a low voice as I pulled my pistol out of my waist with a blank face.

Lao Song knew what I was thinking when he saw me like this, after all, they were brothers for many years, and his reaction was normal, first he shuddered, and then laughed: "It should be my mother's....."

"That's good." I smiled softly and quietly put the pistol back on my waist.

At this time, I made a very wise decision, and when I took a break, I would first certify the male and female of the little one.

Mother's, it's very harmonious, everything is so full of love.

If you are a man, I won't say much, it should be good to eat a braised field chicken at night.