Chapter 22: The Angel Comes with Cat's Ears (II)

Seeing that the noble Bishop of Marseille had been condemned by heaven and turned into a pile of human-shaped charcoal in the midst of lightning and thunder, the citizens of Marseille who had gathered in the square immediately panicked and became even more frantic and chaotic.

“…… God, the angel sent down thunder and killed the bishop, what the hell is wrong with this world? ”

“…… What did these angels do? Why do they kill the servants of the Lord? Can anyone tell me why this qiē is? ”

“…… Speaking of, are these guys really angels? It can't be a disguise from cunning devils."

“…… You pretended to show me one, didn't you see them floating in the sky? ”

In the midst of hysterical panic, people who were overstimulated mentally talked about it and subconsciously wanted to run home.

In this way, looking at the roaring appearance of everyone in the square, Mr. Shizuka Jukawa, who had originally planned to talk at length, was suddenly dumbfounded...... Fortunately, there was also Doraemon to check and fill in the gaps - I saw him unhurriedly take out the [Lie Come True Mouth], put it on his mouth and said, "...... For ten minutes from now, no Maasai in this square will be able to walk on their feet."

Then, under some kind of cosmic force that violated the law of cause and effect, this lie of the machine qì cat came true, except for a few foreign travelers, all the citizens in the square felt weak and weak, as if they had been pulled off their bones and lay on the ground. Suddenly, all kinds of cries, exclamations, and curses continued in the square, until the "Golden Angel" roared fiercely with a loudspeaker.

“…… Give me silence, ignorant sinners, do you know what you have done? Do you still have the fear of God in your breasts? ”

For a moment, the audience fell silent, and after a long time, a senior priest trembled and climbed up against the wall, and replied in a pretended majesty.

“…… I do not know what we have done wrong, O angels, as servants of the Lord who preaches with all our might, but why should you stand in the way of the Holy Heresy inquisition to save this wicked sorcerer? Are you heretical fallen angels who have rebelled against the Lord? As a professional god who is accustomed to concocting crimes, he opened his mouth to denounce sharply, beating his opponent into a fallen angel, while the others also showed expressions of sudden realization.

However, as the saying goes, "the weapon of criticism can never be defeated by the criticism of weapons", just when this guy was full of spirit and spirit, as if the truth was in his body, the next moment, he was hit head-on with a lightning bolt that was not light or heavy, and he fell down with smoke all over his body.

“…… Shut up, unrepentant sinners, the real heresy is you, or even you, which is God's will."

Senior Sister Ma Tong, who was inserted in the wings of an angel, also landed suddenly at some point, first snatched the "Pseudo-Holy Book Edition" [Encyclopedia of Magic] in the hands of Teacher Shizuka Jukawa, recited the spell written on it, threw a lightning bolt at the magic stick who didn't know whether to live or die, and then scolded so loudly.

“…… Oh no...... Why...... Why, exactly? Why the hell are you doing such cruel things?"

Watching another sanctimonious clergyman turn into charcoal, an old woman who seemed to be a devout believer couldn't help but cry out with tears of horror on her face.

“…… for they have brought it upon themselves, and they claim to be servants of the Lord in name, but in fact they are engaged in heresy."

Staring coldly at the pile of black humanoid coke, as well as the citizens trembling and crying for it, Senior Sister Ma Tong, dressed as an angel, declared with an almost cruel attitude, "...... These fellows claim to be servants of the Lord, teaching the world in the name of the Lord, but in fact they are fooling people astray, they vow to keep the precepts of poverty and keep the commandments before the Lord, but they fail to do a single thing, they carry out the so-called 'witch hunting' with unfair means and brutal torture, they kill countless innocent and good people at the stake, they also plunder the people's property by all kinds of deception and violence, and ruin the reputation of the Lord - but these things are not really the point, the real point is... …”

“…… The real point is that you foolish people who don't know what to do, you dare to torture and kill cute cats, it's a crime to die."

At this time, the already impatient machine cat jumped out and grabbed the conversation, and said the above words that made people can't help but be messy in the wind.

In an instant, Senior Sister Ma Tong's body was crooked, and she almost fell from mid-air. The background music played by the Atmosphere Orchestra (a group of small machine qì people playing various instruments) has also changed from strict religious hymns to fiery punk rock......

- Messy, Broken, Crazy...... Under the successive psychological stimuli, the citizens in the square were already on the verge of collective mental disorder.

And the cat-sama in mid-air was still indignantly counting the revenge of the Maasai people, "...... A group of Japanese stray cats in the 21st century, who traveled thousands of miles to Europe to prepare their own food and travel through time and space, regardless of the threat of the plague, to catch rats and prevent epidemics for you, what kind of spirit is this? It's an internationalist spirit of fraternity that transcends race and nationality, and how do you reciprocate? I killed them for no apparent reason...... Such a grace will be avenged, such a moral degradation should simply throw your souls into Hell to be tortured and tormented for eternity and eternity......"

Well, although almost all of the audience present didn't understand the murderous scolding of the machine, it didn't prevent them from all being scared and trembling.

Then, the Christians, who had finally waited for their hearts to be tested, gradually picked up the jaws that had fallen off the ground, and finally put an end to his incoherent growl, turned around and handed Wang Qiu a beautifully framed scroll of letterhead to Wang Qiu, and motioned for him to read it in public.

Wang Qiu, who was wearing cat ears, frowned and unfolded the paper scroll to take a look, and immediately began to jump with green tendons on his forehead, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily:

Doraemon, I said, look what you wrote about...... Do you really want to change Christianity into cat worship?

Alas, okay, worship the cat religion, worship the cat religion, even if it is to fool these people to be cat slaves, at least it is slightly better than the church in the official history to fool them into not bathing for the rest of their lives, and make a cameo appearance in moving the garbage heap...... Thinking of this, the guilt in Wang Qiu's heart couldn't help but be alleviated a lot.

So, he took a deep breath and tried to imitate the tone of the radio announcer, and opened his mouth in an aria-like tone with a majestic face, and the background music played by the [Rendering Atmosphere Orchestra] was once again restored to Yansù's religious hymn.

“…… At the beginning of the world, there were rats in the barns and fields of man, and God said that there should be cats, so there were cats in the world that suffered from rats...... And God said, "Love the cat as you love me." The mortals of that time humbly professed to be taught......"

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“…… The first people did follow God's instructions to treat cats as important members of their families, thus keeping their house free of rats, but they forgot to record this in the Bible. (The only common domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat, which was one of the main "theories" for the mass slaughter of cats by fanatics in medieval Europe...... What's even more terrifying is that as time goes by, more and more fools have completely forgotten God's instructions, and instead of loving cats anymore, they have been polluted by rotten heretical thoughts, treating cats as monsters, and even cruelly slaughtering these cute little lives, not knowing that their hearts are more filthy than any cat......"

“…… Seeing that mortals were increasingly stray from the right path and were caught up in a terrible rat plague without knowing it, our Lord was so anxious that he repeatedly sent prophets down to earth in order to bring mankind back to the right path. But instead of following the prophets' advice, the foolish people burned them as sorcerers...... You smugly think that this is a sign of piety that will please my Lord, but you do not know that it will only burn more and more in my Lord's breast."

“…… Now, my lord can't bear it anymore... Thank you, my Lord, that Jesus Christ was crucified for our sins and as a manifestation of our Lord's love...... According to the Law, almost everything is cleansed with blood, and without blood there is no forgiveness of sins."

“…… In the distant past, God Almighty destroyed mankind once with a great flood to punish the grave sins of the ancients. To this day, my lord does not mind using the hand of the great plague to once again destroy the world as you once knew it, so as to cleanse you of your sins......"

“…… How wicked, ye unclean heretics, not only have you forgotten the teachings of the Lord, and have blasphemed His laws, and have ceased to love the cats that have helped you to catch rats, but how wicked it is that you should have the audacity to frame these holy creatures as monsters, and to torture and kill them by the most cruel means and without any reason."

“…… To punish you, sinners who do not fear fear, and to teach you the majesty of the Lord, the Merciful Lord has lowered His power and begun to reap the lives of those who have strayed from the right path, all as punishment for your years of sin of killing yourselves and killing cats

The plague that is now breaking out, actually called the plague, was brought by rats from the steppes on the northern shore of the Black Sea. If you hadn't gone against the grain and killed the cats, then these holy beings would have been able to destroy the plague-spreading rats and keep the shadow of death out of your homes. Otherwise, your city will be cursed and destroyed in a shadowless death

Sadly, as you have seen, Marseille has been cursed, and if you do not repent, it will become a place of eternal death, just as God destroyed Miè Sodom and Gomorrah, no one will be able to live in this cursed city, and your souls will go to hell, tormented forever by the souls of millions of cats......"

“…… Oh no - noble angels, we are all just blinded, please forgive us and save us"

Hearing this majestic and vicious rebuke, all the citizens of Marseille present trembled with fright for a while, their legs trembled, and they drew their fingers on their chests one after another, calling and praying with reverence: "...... We have known our sins and are willing to do anything at once to repent We are willing to put our souls and all our souls on you, please deliver us from the calamity of ......"

“…… Very well, although your sins are many and heavy, as long as you are sincere enough, there is still hope for redemption......"

Senior Sister Ma Tong nodded with satisfaction, took over the conversation, and at the same time reached out and pulled the knight Levi, who had just put on a purple robe and a golden crown, and announced loudly to everyone, "...... I declare in God's name that from now on, Knight Levi, from the official name of the Knights of St. John of Rhodes, will be my Lord's vicarator on earth

In this city, commoners, nobles, and clergy should obey his assignment to serve God under the guidance of this knight, and strive to repent and make amends for their past sins in exchange for the Lord's forgiveness and salvation, and God will also grant the knight Levi great power to help mortals in the world resist and cure this plague...... Do you have any doubts about this? ”

For this statement, the citizens of Marseille in the square, especially the clergy who had just participated in the heresy trial, could not help but look at each other for a while.

Although these angels had a vague premonition of this from the moment these angels presented the golden crown and purple robe to Levi, when this scene was real, they still felt a little psychologically resistant and unacceptable, as if they were being slapped in the face.

- In the blink of an eye, the evil sorcerer who blasphemed the gods became a noble saint canonized by the Lord?

God, the world has been turned upside down all at once

But as the so-called form shì is stronger than a person, in front of the angels, even if you hit your left cheek, as a mere mortal, you can only obediently send the right cheek to beg to be beaten...... What's more, this is the era of the Black Death, when human lives are in danger, isn't it suicide to insist on not listening to the rescuer?

In the traditional teachings of Christianity, suicide is also an unforgivable felony

So, a moment later, all the people in the square fell to their knees and surrendered, and a solemn prayer sounded like a Brahman's chant.

“…… May your name be holy, and your love glorified; Let thy will be done on earth as it shines in thy kingdom. ”

In particular, a bloodless little boy and his young mother, who stood tremblingly and knelt at Levi's feet, wept bitterly and confessed their sins—a few days ago, they had been blinded by demons and had gone to the church of Marseille to accuse the saint of heresy, despite the grace of the knight Levi in saving them from the plague, thus bringing a plague to Levi for heresy.

There are also the remaining leaders of the Marseille Apothecary Guild, who were also pushed out by their frightened subordinates, and confessed to the fact that these people who are hungry for profit and designed to frame the "saint" Levi in order to maintain their monopoly in the Marseille drug market......

-- In order to maintain his monopoly position, he actually grabbed business and grabbed the head of the angel...... Is this considered death? What about death? Or will he die?

Then, despite the hideous and distorted face of Levi's "sage", Shizuka Jukawa, with a smile like a saint, generously forgave these sinners on the grounds that "those who do not know are not to blame", and said that the above tribulations were also God's test of Levi, the sage, so that they were all grateful, and the onlookers were even more joyful, thinking that these angels really had a benevolent heart of great compassion.

All in all, a qiē is gratifying, gratifying......

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Finally, when the "advent ceremony" of the cat-eared angels came to an end temporarily, the crowd in the square dispersed one after another, and the traversers were respectfully invited by the priests into the most luxurious room in the cathedral to rest, and Shizuka Jukawa lifted the silence on Levi.

By this time, the resentment in his heart had almost been eliminated by time, so he didn't jump like thunder at the first time after recovering his language ability, but calmly took a sip of tea and asked calmly, "...... Okay, now that I've become the administrator of the city for the time being, what's next? You must already have a clear plan."

-- Since they both communicate in Chinese during the secret conversation, they are not at all afraid of being overheard and debunked by the natives of this time and space.

“…… It's very simple, with the best effort, with all the means that can be thought of, to collect money and money in the city. You can tell the citizens directly that the amount of money they raise is directly related to how many people can be saved. Wang Qiu replied without blushing, "...... Doraemon is already close to the repayment date, and if we can't scrape together 1.5 billion yen, we will be in big trouble."

“…… The first task of the angel after descending to earth is to scrape the ground? Although he knew that the discipline of these guys seemed to be relatively lacking, Levi still raised his eyebrows for a while when he heard it, "This is inevitable...... It's a little too realistic," he said as tactfully as he could.

“…… There's no way, Mr. Levi, no matter what you do these days, you can't do without money, not to mention, isn't the church also selling indulgences today? Compared with those indulgences like waste paper, the practices of our fake angels are already very conscientious. ”

Wang Qiu smiled and shook his finger, "...... First, we do have a sure cure for the Black Death, and we do treat the rest of the living. Secondly, people who have died do not need to spend money, so there are things in this city that can be confiscated. Isn't it? ”

“…… That's right, even their lives are dying, and the citizens of Marseille shouldn't take money too seriously at this time. ”

Knight Levi looked down and thought for a moment, then nodded in acknowledgment of the above-mentioned disobedience, "... However, although the city of Marseille is empty, at least tens of thousands of people are still alive. Among you, only Mr. Jukawa is considered a qualified medical staff, and it would be good if the others could get injections. There are so many patients who need to be treated at once...... Is this too busy? If something goes wrong, it's going to be in trouble."

“…… Rest assured, we have a foolproof new treatment this time, and we no longer need to grab their arms for veins or watch all sorts of disgusting butts with sores and pus. Ma Tong replied with a smile, and at the same time opened a page of the [Encyclopedia of Magic], and then pushed it in front of Levi.

Looking at the beautiful handwriting written on this page, Knight Levi suddenly felt that his thoughts had undergone another collapse.

“…… Complete healing? God, do you really want to turn this place into a fantasy land of swords and magic? ”

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