Ten taels of hungry ghosts

As soon as Niu Erzhu finished saying the word food, he suddenly had a cramping pain in his stomach, snorted in his mouth, covered his abdomen with both hands, and couldn't even straighten his waist in an instant, Ma Fengyi felt strange, no matter how hungry you are, you won't be like this, does a young man still cry when he is hungry like a child? Could it be that this Niu Erzhu has some stomach problems? Ma Fengyi was distressed in the end, and put her hand on his shoulder: "Second brother, you." You haven't finished living yet, and suddenly the pain in your stomach is unbearable, so you squatted down while holding your stomach!

The two of them wanted to live or die, but the old lady was startled, and the old lady quickly got up from the ground, and hurriedly asked the two of them what was wrong, how did they feel? At this time, Niu Erzhu and Ma Fengyi couldn't stand up, and they were weak to speak, they didn't even say anything, they just felt hungry, and asked the old lady to quickly get something to eat, these two people were already a little unbearable!

The old lady pursed her mouth: "You said how unproductive and old you two are, as for it, you can toss yourself like this when you are hungry?" Isn't this purely the birthday star's old man's urine kang, and he is old and unproductive? You guys." The old lady was happy, but as soon as the words fell, she suddenly squatted down, holding her stomach and wailing!

Niu Erzhu and Ma Fengyi looked at it, it's over, she is also sick, these two people fell down a couple and a half, what if someone comes out to make trouble now? Isn't that just waiting to be stabbed? With the appearance of the two people now, a five-year-old child can calmly stab to death with a watermelon knife, not to mention that he is now facing a great enemy? Niu Erzhu was so hungry that he was sweating profusely, and there was no place from his stomach to his body that he was not weak, so he took a breath and said to the old lady: "Big sister, can you still go, just grit your teeth if you can go, go out and get something to eat, and get through this for a while!" ”

The old lady squatted for a while, and suddenly stood up: "Why can't I go?" Who sues you and I can't go? It's not difficult to get some food, but the brothers settle the accounts, we have to discuss, one steamed bun is one ocean, ten yuan for stir-frying, and another for drinking! ”

Niu Erzhu and Ma Fengyi never expected the old lady to come to this hand, glanced at each other, and said weakly: "No, why are you okay?" Don't you feel hungry, then why did you squat down just now, crying and wiping your tears, are you so addicted? ”

The old lady pouted again: "And, who said that I was hungry, I was not allowed to squat for a while if I was not hungry, just now this big beauty just let the nail pierce her foot, I said you two, do you eat or not?" I can't always be ready to run errands for you, there won't be this shop in this village! ”

Niu Erzhu was so angry, if he wasn't energetic now, he would have rushed up to give the old lady two mouths, Ma Fengyi was also pale at this time, and said weakly: "You." Why do you want so much money? Didn't you take advantage of the fire to rob? Bu Facai comes back, aren't you afraid that he will hurt you? ”

The old lady is justified at this time, and her shameless charm is quite Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai's demeanor: "No, I dare to promise that it won't!" ”?? Ghost Silent 10

"Why?" Niu Erzhu and Ma Fengyi asked.

"Because I want to save some dowry for myself, and when the time comes, I will marry Bu Facai," the old lady's face was crimson, and her expression was like a young girl with a spring pregnancy, of course, you have to cover her old face, this old lady, cover her face just like Yang Guifei, "I will use this money to open a pawnshop, and the two of us will live a small life, and we will not deal with ghosts with you Niu Erzhu!" ”

Niu Erzhu wanted to beat him to death with one punch, so as to end this tragedy, but now after all, there is a request for others, and there is no strength to compare this, Niu Erzhu and Ma Fengyi each glanced at each other, and each took out two pieces of ocean: "Come two steamed buns!" ”

The old lady is disappointed, this Niu Erzhu and Ma Fengyi are purely envious and jealous, the two of them can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, and they want to destroy the happy life of the prince and princess in the future, how much of a sin is this? The old lady was so angry that she glanced at the two of them, and went to get the steamed buns angrily, completely ignoring the prerequisite that the prince and princess must be handsome men and beautiful women!

Not long after the old lady went out, she got back four steamed buns, in fact, after all, this old lady will not really just take four steamed buns back, this big sister also brought a bowl of braised pork, a roast chicken, anyway, this thing doesn't cost money, in the future, Gao Liansheng and Ma Siye will settle accounts. But she never expected that as soon as she brought things in, this Niu Erzhu and Ma Fengyi were like being beaten with chicken blood, jumping up and rushing to her side, opening their teeth and dancing claws to the pure and innocent roast chicken, which frightened the old lady, these two people's eyes are green, even if they are hungry, they will not be like this, this is how it has not eaten for hundreds of days?

The old lady never expected such a shocking scene, she panicked, and couldn't help but take a few steps back, although she was the reincarnation of a master in her previous life, and she was a white bone spirit, but after all, she was an old lady after getting the body, and now although she is a little better, she is just a half-old, her legs and feet are not dexterous, she is in a hurry, and she actually fell to the ground, and the steamed buns and dishes in her hands were spilled on the ground, and when she was stained with soil, she became dirty and could no longer eat.

But what no one expected was that Niu Erzhu and Ma Fengyi actually ignored the dirtiness, and were so sweet to the wine and meat that fell on the ground, and pounced on them like hungry wolves, and the most surprising thing was that as soon as those braised pork and roast chicken fell to the ground, white smoke immediately rose, and the surrounding land was scorched black! The old lady was well-informed, and she immediately understood that this thing was poisonous, but it was impossible, she brought it herself, even if someone secretly poisoned it, it was impossible to calculate that she would take these two things alone?

Besides, Niu Erzhu and Ma Fengyi's reaction is not right, I can see that it is poisonous, these two people are also old rivers and lakes, why can't they see it? Still rushing up? Could it be that the two of them are crazy? But no matter what, the old lady can't always look at the two of them, although this guy is not in good health, he can reflect that he is very fast, he got up with a bone, raised his foot and kicked those wine and meat away, and then opened the bow left and right, one of them gave a slap, and shouted in his mouth: "What are you doing here?" Do you want to stay alive anymore? ”

Niu Erzhu and Ma Fengyi have been like crazy since they smelled the smell of meat, and they were controlled by instinct, and they didn't even know their senses, and they were slapped by the old lady at this time, but they were a little sober, at least not as crazy as just now, but the two of them were still staring at the pieces of meat that had been mixed with the soil, and they were eager to try, the old lady saw that this was not good, I had to deal with these bits and pieces quickly, otherwise I couldn't watch it for a while, these two foodies might not be able to do anything! The old lady turned around and threw those things out of the warehouse, this Niu Erzhu and Ma Fengyi were also honest and didn't make trouble, in fact, since these two people were slapped by one of them, they understood in their hearts, but they couldn't control it, just like smoking a big cigarette and princing morphine injections, they couldn't help it even though they knew that there was no benefit. After the old lady packed up her things, she hurriedly came back to see the two of them, and saw that they were still too hungry to walk, so she couldn't help but smile: "Okay, don't feel bad with you two, I also brought one thing, don't worry about this thing, no matter how big the bastard is, he can't be poisoned!" ”――by:87942204368064376|378――>