"Xiaoru, are you sick?"

Early in the morning, when Xiao Ru was washing her face, I attached to her ear and scolded, Xiao Ru didn't dare to reply, she stood up and slapped me with a big mouth.

I covered my face in anger and glared. He yelled again, "What are you hitting me for?" ”

"What are you scolding me for?" Xiao Ru glared back.

"Who asked you to name me! Now I'm a member of the Daomen, right? It's rare to have a chance to be handsome, you directly give Lao Tzu a king and eight old ways, and now the fucking light has spread in the ghost world, and those lonely souls and wild ghosts will call me Xiao Wang Ba ...... when they see me."

"I care so much about you? If you're not satisfied, you can change it and change it to Turtle Lao Dao. ”

Xiaoru ignored me anymore, and after speaking, she didn't turn her head and started to brush her teeth while humming a song, looking like she was in a good mood.

But I had long expected that I wouldn't be able to take advantage of the quarrel with this mother-in-law, so I used her toothbrush to clean the toilet last night, which was really relieving!

At about six o'clock in the morning, just after breakfast, my parents quit us, saying that it was important to track down the whereabouts of Shenmu Sword. I can't delay any longer, when I leave, I am reluctant to give up on my parents, and my parents are also quite reluctant, but not to me, to Xiaoru.

My mother also dragged Xiaoru aside and told her thousands of times, I thought she was trying to warn Xiaoru not to bully me, dare to bully me and wait for the two of them to come back and beat her to death, but then Xiaoru told me that my mother said that my little Wang Ba calf has been beaten since he was a child, and if he doesn't do it, he will be scolded and beaten, don't be soft.

After knowing this. My attachment to my parents is less obvious.

Farewell to my parents, Xiaoru and I went to see the third brother who was still asleep, the monkey and the white dragon, one of the three people was injured more seriously than the other, except for the third brother who had rough skin and thick flesh yesterday, he was able to walk all over the ground yesterday, the monkey and the white dragon are still dying until now, especially the monkey, since he was carried out by the people of Tianzhu Mansion until now, he has not woken up at all.

And although the third brother was injured relatively quickly, he couldn't bear to have too many enemies before, and when he was seriously injured last night and couldn't move, he sneaked into the room and beat him up directly, and jumped on his waist for a night. You don't need to ask to know that it must be because you are always bullied by the third brother, and you have long held your breath.

And Yang Daoye should be the earliest, when I got up to pee at four o'clock, I saw the light in his room on, through the crack in the door, he was sitting in front of the desk brushing something to write, after eating in the morning, he immediately called Xiaoru and the two of us into the room, and said with a smile: "Are you two ready?" ”

"Second uncle, get ready."

Xiaoru nodded, and I then asked, "What are you going to prepare?" ”

Yang Laodao ignored me, but Xiaoru raised his hand and gave me another mouthful, and said in a high-sounding manner that he was educating me for my mother. I didn't dare to fight back, first, I knew I couldn't do her, and second, how could I be willing to do it to her? After all, I'm not married.

Seeing that the two of us are going to quarrel again. Yang Laodao hurriedly told us both to shut up, and then said, "What I asked was whether you were ready for the incident with Old Lady Li last night?" Her wife didn't get early, and her son couldn't come back in time from a business trip abroad, so the body was parked in the hospital morgue, and I can leave the task of examining the body to the two of you......"

As soon as Yang Lao Dao said that I remembered, he quickly nodded and said, "Dao Ye, I remember this matter, you can rest assured that you will complete the task." ”

I patted my chest and said that I was ambitious, but Xiaoru glanced at me disdainfully, grinned with a lollipop in her mouth and said, "Just you?" Forget it! When you get to the hospital, you obediently follow me and don't touch it, so as not to delay the old lady's business......"

In just one early morning, this girl actually quarreled with me three times, and any man probably couldn't help it, of course, I included, so I simply rolled up my sleeves and grinned and asked, "Yang Xiaoru, what do you mean?" You're a loser, you're in good spirits, aren't you? Don't forget, I saved you when you were out of your body, and you didn't promise to be a person, but you still yelled at me like this! ”

"Engong is a fart, if it weren't for you, would I have been struck by lightning?" Xiao Ru glared.

"Oh, okay, I won't say it, okay? I knew that you were so ignorant, where could I be so good to you, and yesterday I snapped you while you were unconscious! ”

"Boy, I see you're undergoing again!"

Xiaoru's face turned red when she heard me, and she raised her hand again, I knew that my broken mouth was in trouble again, and I was so frightened that I quickly hid back, holding my head and begging for mercy.

However, Xiaoru's raised hand did not fall on my face, but finally handed it to my eyes, holding a small plastic bottle in her hand.

I was stunned and asked, "What is this, you can't beat it with your hands, you still want to use the murder weapon?" ”

"you!"

Xiao Ru glanced at me, and as soon as she reached out and stuffed the thing into my hand, I saw that it was a bottle of Yunnan Baiyao spray.

Before I could react, Xiaoru didn't even look at it and said, "I secretly helped you take a look last night, the blow on your back recovered really fast, but it hasn't healed yet, you apply some medicine, it's okay ...... quickly."

After speaking, she turned around and walked out, I was stunned with the bottle of Yunnan Baiyao, and I didn't react for a long time, but Yang Laodao sat on the boss's chair and laughed and said: "Boy, you said that my niece is very good anywhere, why is she blind?" ”

As he spoke, Yang Laodao laughed evilly, and as soon as I heard this, I was anxious, slapped him on the table, pointed at his nose and shouted: "Bad old man, you are not allowed to slander my daughter-in-law!" ”

After speaking, I turned around and walked out, and hurried to chase Xiaoru.

Last night, the dead ghost Mrs. Li had already told us about the hospital where her body was parked, after all, she just went to the hospital where her body was parked, after all, she just went to the hospital for an autopsy, so Xiaoru didn't bring any magic weapons, and finally picked out a few coins from the large pile of toilet paper under the third brother's bed, and went out of the door, taking the bus directly to the hospital. Low Asian pitching skills.

Of course, the hospital morgue has special personnel on duty, so naturally they won't let us in casually, but fortunately, Xiaoru and I didn't plan to greet them, so we slipped into the morgue while the people on duty were not paying attention, and then quickly found her body according to the instructions of Old Lady Li last night.

Taking advantage of the fact that no one found out, Xiaoru asked me while inspecting the body of Old Lady Li, "You have short legs, did you find two pairs of rubber gloves before I went out?" ”

"Found it."

I answered, and then took out a large handful of covers from my trouser pocket and handed them to her, Xiaoru's eyes were straight when I took it, because I didn't take out gloves, but BY sets......

"You, you're perverted, aren't you? Why do you go out with so much this? ”

Xiaoru's face turned red again, and she wanted to fight when she raised her hand, I was so frightened that I quickly covered my face first, and said helplessly: "I don't want to either, but we are good at nightclubs, and we don't do autopsy work, where can I find rubber gloves for you?" But I see a lot of these things under the third brother's bed, and you have five in one hand, and it's actually no different from gloves......"

"You ......"

Xiaoru was about to go crazy after hearing this, but after all, she also knew that the time was urgent, and we sneaked in, so she had no choice but to follow my actions, opened ten plastic bags, took out five long 'balloons' and put them on her ten fingers, sniffed it and said, "Why does this thing still smell sweet?" Looks delicious......"

I smiled next to me and said, "That's it, fruity, if you like to go back, let's try it......"

"You want to lie down with them too, don't you?"

Xiao Ru glared at me again, then ignored me and began to concentrate on fiddling with the corpse of Old Lady Li in front of her.

After checking for a while, I saw Xiao Ru's brows twisted slightly, and she grabbed the skin on the left side of Old Lady Li's neck and said, "Look, it's really the same as she said last night, a deep blood hole......"

After Xiaoru finished speaking, I took a look, and it was true, the hole was very deep and round, as if it had been poked hard with a cone-shaped object, and the epidermis of the wound bulged outward, showing a dark purple around it, and at a cursory glance, it was like being bitten hard.

But I wondered in my heart, how old is this old woman, who is doing her? The young man probably doesn't want to do it, even if an old man of the same age wants to do it, he doesn't have teeth?