"Accompany Lao Tzu for a drink first, I don't usually come back to see, I really don't have the eyesight to see." Dad raised his glass angrily and toasted with me.

As soon as I looked up and was drunk, my father patted me on the shoulder: "I was still a little kid, and now I'm looking for a girlfriend, I look really old." ”

"You're so strong, old fart." I comforted,

Dad has been like a child since he was a child, and now that he is older, he is even more like an old naughty boy.

Some outsiders think that Dad is crazy and improper, but as long as you know Dad and are familiar with Daddy, you know that he is a good person.

No, it should be commonly known as a promiscuous person,

Although my father is greedy for money and a little bit of a money fan, he has never been like this for his family and friends.

As long as something comes to the door, my father will help someone do it without saying a word, and the money has never been mentioned.

This makes me think it's very interesting, a person who loves money like life is like this, quite contradictory,

Since I was a child, I often played with my father, and the first thing I did when I got home from school every day was to go to my father first, and listen to him tell a story to appetize.

Of course, there are times when I want to clean up my dad.

I think when I was only in the first or second grade of elementary school, he did the most every day, which was to tell me ghost stories.

I won't mention the horror, and I won't mention it when I secretly tell me at night, the question is that he likes to talk about it before eating, and it is very disgusting.

Because of this, I set a record of losing ten pounds in a week, and my father didn't get better, and was beaten up by my mother.

I remember that the stories he told me before every meal were very peculiar, and the names were quite memorable.

Human flesh dumpling skin, zombie large intestine noodles, and a story called broken corpse Wanduan represents love,

Every time I listened to the story, I vomited in the toilet first, and then I vomited again halfway through the meal.

When I think about it, I feel that the egg hurts, Daddy, I'm your own son,

But there are also benefits, after exercising for a period of time, my ability to bear has become much stronger, and listening to these stories feels relaxed and enjoyable.

Listen to it before eating, it also has a bit of an appetizing function, promoting gastrointestinal absorption,

"Usually pay attention to your body at school, don't always play around, buy what you want to eat, don't go hungry."

My mother took the trouble to tell me that in her eyes, I had always been a child and had never grown up.

At home, the mother plays the role of a strict mother, and the father is the friend of the legendary bear child, a loving father,

It looks like my mother isn't very powerful now, and it's quite gentle, but I was beaten by her a lot when I was a child, and now I think about it, my butt hurts.

The most memorable time for me was when I was in elementary school, when I came home with a ghost after school that day, and I was beaten up in the dark.

When I was a child, what I looked forward to most every day was that I was out of school, and I was tired in class.

I had just finished school that day, and I walked out of the school gate with a happy smile on my face, and when I looked to the right, a little girl was squatting on the ground crying,

As you know, helping others is my hobby, and becoming Lei Feng anytime and anywhere is my special skill.

"Little sister, why are you crying?" I walked over with my schoolbag on my back and looked at her curiously.

This girl is about the same age as me, only seven or eight years old, wearing a floral skirt with two pigtails, and pink makeup like a doll.

Hearing me call her, Chu Chu looked up at me pitifully: "I'm hungry and can't find anything to eat." ”

When I heard this, I was glad, and I went home to eat, and as for crying,

I have to say, after my father's education, I was still precocious, although I didn't flirt with a little girl or anything, but I also had a spring V heart rippling,

"Ahem, little sister, go to my house for dinner, I still have sugar at home, let's eat together." At that time, I didn't think much about it, but I just thought that this girl looked very cute, and her appearance made people want to pinch it at a glance.

"Okay, thank you, big brother." The little girl burst into tears and laughed, wiped her eyes and stood up,

cheekily went up and took her hand, and walked happily to the house, and I took all the envious eyes of my peers along the way.

The person that Brother Qi Fan can lead will be bad, isn't this a joke?

It's just that I was wrong at the time, those eyes that weren't envious at all, but the eyes of two fools,

A classmate: "Look at you, Qi Fan's kid doesn't have a girlfriend, so he pulls the air by himself." ”

A certain B classmate: "Who said it wasn't, this Qi Fan is just in love, and his brain is on the wrong line." ”

Of course, I didn't hear any of these words, and if I did, I would,

If I hear it, without saying a word, I will first give these two stinky boys a black tiger heart, and beat them to call them Dad, the little girl is so beautiful, you still say that it is air, where are the eyes,

"Big brother, can I eat this." Walking to the door of the supermarket not far from home, the little girl suddenly stopped and pointed to a bag of marshmallows in the window.

The corner of my eye twitched, I looked at the price, and calculated my pocket money overspending this week.

"It's okay, buy it." I gritted my teeth and said, tears are about to fall, Dad, next week's pocket money depends on you,

"You can help me take it, and let's eat together when we go back."

Hearing this, my little face turned red and I smiled shyly: "What, how embarrassing this is." ”

"You bought it, how can I eat it myself, how selfish it is." The little girl bit her lip and looked at me, looking like she would cry if you didn't eat me,

Helpless, people say so, no matter how hypocritical I am,

Besides, this marshmallow still looks good

Secretly swallowed his saliva and smiled: "Okay, let's eat together and go home." ”

"By the way, my name is Qi Fan, what's your name."

"My name is Yang Yayi, just call me Yayi~"

"Dentist, that's a very personal name."

When I arrived downstairs, the little girl stopped all of a sudden, and looked at the window of my house in a daze: "Big brother, let's not go in." ”

I was stunned and asked suspiciously, "Why?" ”

"There's something I don't like here, I don't feel comfortable" Yang Yayi gently tugged at the corner of my clothes and took a few steps back,

Just when I was puzzled, my father poked his head out of the window, first looked at me stunned for a few seconds, and then burst into laughter.

"Ouch, my son is out of breath, and the ghost is not over."

"Wife, hurry up and see, our son has found a girlfriend."

There was a sound of footsteps, and my mother ran downstairs from the room, grabbed my ear and scolded: "What an old child, just hold hands with a little girl." ”

Gritting his teeth and enduring the pain, there is a girl beside him, he can't cry when he is killed, and he wants to laugh

"Ahaha, Mom, this little sister is hungry, I'll bring her back for dinner." Tears poured out, and he barely squeezed out an ugly smile to give his mother a look,

Narrating

Qi Fan: "Mom, there are outsiders here, save me some face." ”

Lan Fen: "Okay, it's such a happy decision, I'll clean you up when I go back." ”