Men, they should be big, big, big, bigger.

A man should be long, long, long, longer.

Well, the slogan of the banner at the entrance reads like this, gilded in large letters.

A small, inconspicuous square somewhere in H County.

Convergence of changes from all directions. Newspapers, magazines, and passers-by all think so. Change. The great fruit king, Zhang Xiaoyu and Comrade Xiaoyu live up to expectations, and in the midst of thousands of attention, they appeared in a dazzling way that blinded people's eyes. The two young big sisters, respectively wearing white and black rabbit-eared girl costumes, they held Zhang Xiaoyu's arm, Comrade Xiaoyu was wearing boxer pants and a red silk scarf around her neck, because the big sisters of the rabbit girl were stepping on high heels, they were slightly shorter than Zhang Xiaoyu.

"Twist—"

"Everyone, get high—"

"Fruit King—"

"Fruit King—"

"Fruit King—"

In many varies. In the cheers of the states, Zhang Xiaoyu's two arms held the big sister of the rabbit girl left and right, hips, swaying from side to side, swaying and swaying. The word "plump" on Comrade Xiaoyu's pants is still so coquettish.

Before going out, Zhang Xiaoyu had already given Xiao Xiaoyu a good maintenance, the so-called raising soldiers for a thousand days was used for a while, and good steel was used on the blade, and the remuneration obtained from Dr. G was used by Dr. G. Now, the little rain full of life in Zhang Xiaoyu's pants is magnificent, ready to make a stab that pierces the sky at any time.

In the center of the stage is the host, the host, because of his short stature, he had to put three steps behind the microphone. A well-known pseudo-witch among them, Alice! is also an old friend of Zhang Xiaoyu. Zhang Xiaoyu and Alice have plucked each other's armpit hair.

Alice, obviously what can't be said about age, but she has the capital to pretend to be tender, and she usually disguises herself as Lori, and she is hopelessly in the second middle school, and her family is very rich, but she rides a mop, fantasizing that one day the mop can take her to fly in the sky. Alice is not here alone, a member of Alice's combat team, that arrogant Lori, is the real Lori, she is here too, the brutal Lori is carrying her metal suitcase, the suitcase is opened, fully propped up, and there is a Gatling heavy machine gun inside. Lori can't be underestimated at all.。

The savage Lori in the audience,Looking around vigilantly,She doesn't understand,The little master who is full of si's brain,The second pseudo-Lori in that stupid person,Why did she come here to be a host.。 Protecting Alice's safety is also the responsibility of Savage Lori. There was no way, Savage Lori had to follow Alice. By the way, it's the savage Lori who drives, and it's impossible for her age to get a driver's license, but people say, don't talk about a four-wheeled car, it's a plane in the sky, and we can play with it.

The big sisters of the rabbit girl sent Zhang Xiaoyu to the host, and turned around and left gracefully, causing many men in the audience to whistle again and again. Bang, Zhang Xiaoyu high-fived Alice, which was regarded as a greeting. It's not the first time Xiaoyu and Alice have worked together, they have participated in many such gatherings, and they have worked together very happily on the same stage.

Zhang Xiaoyu took off the red rose in his mouth and offered it to Alice.

Alice smiled and then came over, snapping off a branch of the rose, and then put the rose in her hair.

Zhang Xiaoyu took the microphone handed by Alice and patted the microphone with his hand, and the sound effect was good.

Alice, standing on the steps, said sweetly: "Scumbags, tell me loudly, are you okay?" ”

"Okay—"

"Okay—"

"Shh~~~~~~~~~~~h

"Big sister, super good~~"

"Hello big sister~"

"Hello King Guo!!"

Under the stage, the voices of the people were boiling, and the sound boom was continuous.

Zhang Xiaoyu took Alice's hand, and the gentleman asked Alice to walk down the steps, because Alice was too short, the latter simply hung one hand on Zhang Xiaoyu's outstretched arm, as if swinging.

Zhang Xiaoyu walked around the stage, he handed the microphone to the audience, and the microphone was facing the change below. Guys.

Offstage, the audience shouted in unison: "Wow~~~~~~~~~"

Everyone is learning howling.

In the sound of wolf howling, it is impossible to distinguish whether it is a male wolf or a female wolf. Everyone shook their arms excitedly, releasing the pressure and unhappiness of the recent past.

The effect was achieved.

Zhang Xiaoyu put down Alice swinging on her arm.

Waving his hand downward, Zhang Xiaoyu motioned for everyone to be quiet.

Following Zhang Xiaoyu's command, hundreds of thousands of men and women of various types fell silent, and the stage, on and off the stage, was silent.

Smack-

Zhang Xiaoyu snapped his fingers in the air.

Behind the stage, a group of bald muscular ballet men, elegantly on their tiptoes, lined up and walked out. Opening dance. This is the opening dance choreo carefully designed by Zhang Xiaoyu and Alice, which is beautifully called: Hanzi Ballet.

The bald muscular men, they wore white ballet costumes, and their thick thighs were covered with white light net stockings, because the socks were relatively transparent, the audience could clearly see the leg hair of the ballet men.

The ballet men held hands, first bowed down elegantly to the audience, and then the ballet began.

“Music――”

Zhang Xiaoyu said.

Behind the scenes, the staff got to work.

Ah, it's a song of throwing onions.

"Allah rally rally order

Rabaal Gangdin Gangnda Gondo

Babaal Baal

Baal Lili Lisi Ding Gangdo

Ya Baling Gangdin Gangdin Aro

Wow, baba, lur

Wow Ling Gang Ling Gang Ding Gang Duo

Dada

……”

In the wash. Under the powerful melody of the brain song throwing the onion song, the bald men stand on their toes with a happy expression, and the men's thighs are sometimes sonorous and powerful, and sometimes they are close together......

The ballet of the man who can also be blind with the eyes of a titanium alloy dog caused a huge sensation as Zhang Xiaoyu expected, and the audience couldn't help but cheer for the bald muscular men on the stage, whistled constantly, and applause rang out.

However, there are also very depressed people in the audience, such as the savage Lori, the little Lori is completely dumbfounded,! Little Lori got goosebumps, and spit a mouthful of saliva on the ground, I couldn't imagine that the art of ballet was so elegant, and it would be so disgusting and cute in the hands of Zhang Xiaoyu and her little master! Cute people don't pay for their lives.

Savage Lori, although dumbfounded, I have to admit that Zhang Xiaoyu still has a stupid little master, there is really a set, at least, she doesn't feel so boring now. Little Lori stepped on the beat, her toes bouncing on the ground.

Zhang Xiaoyu's sworn friend, Yang Xiaobai also came, and he was also offstage. Xiao Bai was so excited that he took off his shirt decisively, revealing a white flesh, as well as his iconic chest that is more than a woman's chest.

In the cheers of everyone, the ballet of the bald and muscular man ended successfully. The five-minute applause brought tears to the eyes of the ballet men on stage, and at the same time, their respect for Zhang Xiaoyu, the king of fruits, was even more unbreakable. The king of fruits is the king of fruits, and he is really an unfathomable man.

Zhang Xiaoyu and Alice walked forward again from the backstage. Zhang Xiaoyu high-fived the bald men one by one, "It's hard work." "Good work." "Hard work!" ……

"Scumbags, do you like ballet men? Say it to me loudly. ”

"Like—"

Everyone shouted in unison.

"Gentlemen, be quiet."

Zhang Xiaoyu once again motioned for everyone to be quiet.

"Next, we're going to play a fun game, and first, our lovely Miss Alice will explain the rules of the game!"

"Big sister."

"Big sister."

"Big sister."

"Fruit King."

"Fruit King."

"Fruit King."

……