Chapter 133: The Island Gods (Part II)
"Looking for Liu Banxian?" Village Chief Xie immediately turned his face long, "Can't you?" As a doctor, I actually asked a god stick for help, and I really lived in vain for more than 20 years. ”
Dr. Wu defended: "If they are sick, then of course I can cure them, but they are not sick, according to the results of my examination, they are asleep, how can I cure them?" ”
Village Chief Xie snorted angrily: "If the level is not good, you can say it directly, what excuse do you have to make." Without waiting for Dr. Wu to say anything, he turned to those students and said, "Your companion's current situation is very bad, and our Dr. Wu has no solution." ”
The students immediately panicked.
"What then? Hurry up and get to the hospital! ”
"I'll call 120."
"What's the name 120, this is on the island, hurry up and find a boat!"
Village Chief Xie waved his hand and said: "Don't worry, it's midnight now, even if you find the boat, it will take you an hour to cross the sea, and then send it to the hospital, everything will be delayed." We have an old Chinese medicine doctor here who is quite skilled in curing diseases, and if we can invite him, we will definitely be able to save your classmates. However, his house visit fee is relatively high, do you have any money with you? ”
The students said that money is not a problem, and it is only right to hire someone to save their lives quickly, which is very wealthy.
As soon as the village chief Xie heard that money was not a problem, then there would be no problem, and ordered someone to immediately invite Liu Lao Chinese medicine.
Everyone here worked together to lift the two people on the beach and move them back to the guest house.
Taking advantage of the fact that everyone's attention was focused on the pair of men and women, Yong Bowen quietly appeared, following behind the crowd, pretending to be a lively person, just waiting for an opportunity to lift the spell ban on the two.
The crowd noisily carried the two people back to the guest house room and put them on the beds, and the students and villagers crowded into the corridor.
After waiting for more than half an hour, I heard someone shouting from afar, "Here, here, Old Fairy Liu is here." ”
I saw a group of people hugging a thin old man walking up the stairs.
This old man is wearing an old-fashioned cardigan coat on the upper body, big trousers on the bottom, flip-flops on his feet, sparse hair, two soybean eyes, a pinch of goatee, a big fan in his left hand, and a small teapot in his right hand.
This old fairy Liu walked through the crowd, entered the room, stretched out his hand and wiped it on the foreheads of the two of them, and said, "Well, I was confused by the spirits in the fog." ”
It's nothing to others, but Yong Bowen wants to laugh when he hears it, it's obviously an authentic Taoist ban, and when he comes here, he becomes a spirit and a god, and the magic is a thousand miles away, and the diagnosis is wrong, and he can't cast a spell on the symptoms, so it definitely can't be lifted. Waiting to see the old man's joke at the moment.
Village Chief Xie obviously didn't like Old Immortal Liu very much, and said coldly: "Old Liu, can you cure it?" ”
Old Immortal Liu curled his goatee and said proudly: "There is no evil disease that I Liu Banxian can't cure!" ”
"Then what are you talking so much nonsense for, hurry up and cure the child!" The village chief Xie is actually a little annoyed, this bird's nest island is a tourist attraction, and there is always this kind of inexplicable thing, which has a considerable impact on the local tourism industry itself.
Liu Lao Immortal stroked his goatee and said with a fairy wind bone: "I, Liu Banxian, have always done things clearly, and there is no problem in curing diseases, but I have to pay first." ”
"You old man with money in the eyes!" Xie Village Chief was angry, and he was about to slap someone.
Liu Lao Immortal didn't want any shelf, sneered and drilled out of the door, grabbed the door frame and said: "Xie Laosi, don't deceive people too much, why do you still want to beat people?" Don't think I'm afraid of you when you become the village chief! That's what I eat, and of course I have to pay for it first and then save people. ”
One of the students saw that the village chief was angry and wanted to chase after him, so he hurriedly stood up and said, "It's okay to pay first, but what if you can't save people?" ”
Old Immortal Liu straightened his chest and said, "How can I, Liu Banxian, not be able to save them!" If you can't wake up, I'll give you back the money, and I'll pay twice as much! ”
The young man made eye contact with a few companions, nodded and said, "Okay, how much?" ”
"The real price is clear, the spirit is ecstasy three thousand, no discount!" Old Fairy Liu took out a slip from his clothes pocket and shook it open for the young man to see. On the list, there are three eye-catching black font No. 1 big characters "price list", and below are rows of charging items, what is the exorcism of one thousand, please God two thousand, and three thousand soul returns, it is really a clear price.
A few students got together and pulled out their pockets, and it was less than 2,000 yuan, and the young man said, "I don't have so much cash now, take these first, and then we will give you the money when we go to the bank to get it." ”
Liu Lao Xian shook his head and said: "I don't owe anything, there is no cash, and I can swipe my card, I have a credit card machine at home." ”
"You old ......" Village Chief Xie was furious and wanted to beat someone again, Liu Lao Shenxian jumped out of the door again, and threatened: "Xie Laosi, if you dare to do it again, I will leave immediately, I will not be cured!" ”
Yong Bowen really couldn't stand it anymore, and was about to step forward to solve the problem, when he suddenly saw a person walking out of the crowd: "Old Immortal Liu, save people and save emergencies, you just accept the money to save people first, can't I make a guarantee for them?" If they don't have any money to give, I'll give it for them! ”
What came out was a woman, with a good appearance, but her skin was a little dark, she was young, and she looked like she was in her early twenties, but her demeanor was calm and her bearing was extraordinary.
As soon as Old Fairy Liu saw this woman stand up, he changed his smiling face and said, "Sister Hai, you are here too." Look at what you said, my Lao Liu is not a person who drills money, just said that, you can't break the rules, right. I'm going to save people. There was some fear for the young woman.
Yong Bowen couldn't help but glance at this young woman named Hai Meizi a few times, and secretly guessed who she was, how could she make this old slippery head so obedient.
Liu Lao Xian stopped talking, drove everyone out of the house, burned incense in the middle of the house and prayed, put the incense on the ground, sat cross-legged on the ground, closed his eyes and shook his head and muttered to himself, and he didn't know what he was muttering, chanted a few words, suddenly yawned, stretched a long lazy waist, jumped up, trembled all over, and screamed: "The god of the pure sea has arrived, and the idle people are avoiding!" Dancing around the three pillars of incense, drinking in a strange tone, using the local language, vague, probably no one except himself could not hear what he was singing, while singing while shaking his head, that look like a kowtow / head pill is also like, shaking and jumping, gradually leaving the three pillars of incense, dangling to the bed of the two, and suddenly shouted, "Bold and demonic, when you see this god, don't retreat quickly!" Shaking his hand and grabbing it above the boy first, he heard a muffled sound, like a balloon leaking, and like someone had released a dumb fart, a vague faint gray shadow appeared in his hand out of thin air, struggling and writhing endlessly, and the room was suddenly filled with a repulsive fishy smell. Liu Lao Immortal grabbed the gray shadow with both hands and danced all over the room, singing quickly and sharply, tossing for five or six minutes, throwing the gray shadow out of the window, and listening to a bang, the window shattered, and the glass ballast splashed all over the room.
The boy lying on the bed turned over and sat up, and before he opened his eyes, he scolded, "Fuck, what a bastard!" ”