Chapter 087: The Boar King
Jiang Hong was covered in bird droppings, washed without water, and was miserable.
"Let's go! Go into the mountains! Jiang Hongqiang endured his nausea, walked into the mountain quickly, looked for clean water to wash his body, and by the way, saw what was going on with the water pipe.
According to his memory, Jiang Hong soon found the nearest stream. Fortunately, because of the rain yesterday, the water in the mountain stream is much more abundant than usual. The sound of the rushing stream is really gratifying.
Jiang Hong walked in the front, couldn't wait to jump into the water and bury himself fiercely in the water.
A cold hit the skin of his whole body, burrowing into his body from every capillary pore, and Jiang Hong couldn't help but shiver.
Jiang Hong remembered the bird droppings on his whole body just now, and quickly took off his clothes and pants and rubbed it dozens of times, and then wiped his body dozens of times, and refused to stop until his skin was red and red.
The whole body felt that the dirt was gone, and Jiang Hong cheered in his heart: "Cool!" ”。
After some hard cleaning, I finally don't feel awkward anymore. But every time I think of the white slimy bird droppings that I just had all over my body, I feel sick in my heart.
After cleaning, Jiang Hong picked two people to accompany him along the route where the water pipes were placed.
The three of them walked all the way up the water pipe, but they saw a shocking scene, only to see some leaking holes every other way, until they reached the cistern, and a total of more than 30 leaking holes had been found in eight places.
"What's going on? What bites? Jiang Hong found it difficult to accept this reality, after all, it cost a lot of money to buy it, and it took a whole day to install it. Now overnight, it has been ruined like this, and no one can accept this reality.
"Brother Jiang, I probably know what's going on!" A worker next to him said with some hesitation.
"What's going on?"
"Last year, I saw a news that a manufacturer had produced a batch of plastic water pipes that rats liked to eat because of an oversight in the production of the wrong raw materials. I just looked at the notch, which looks like a rat bite. ”
"Isn't it?! So all the strange water pipes? Although Jiang Hong felt very surprised, he also believed it a little in his heart, otherwise how could such a strange thing happen? Just yesterday, he still had doubts about this batch of water pipes, if his cousin hadn't said that there was no problem, it is estimated that he would not have traded easily. However, he still believes in his cousin's person, and now in this matter, the problem is probably his cousin's friend.
Jiang Hong immediately called his cousin and told him what happened here. Soon, his cousin replied that the shop was closed and his friend's phone was turned off.
"......" Jiang Hong didn't understand that it was a pig at this time, and the friend of the boss and his cousin should have slipped away.
"It's better to spend money on lessons, or to install the pipes." Jiang Hong is not a person who likes to feel sorry for himself. As a person with a low education, being able to get to his current position is inseparable from his hard work, intelligence, and decisiveness.
After I went back, my cousin had already bought a new batch of water pipes and shipped them over. This time, because the tube was relatively hard, it took a full 2 days to install it.
Thinking about the things that have not gone well in the past few days, rain, water, and bird droppings, Jiang Hong has a haze in his heart.
Aoki smiled when he saw them put the hose back on. Because just yesterday, Aoki had driven the giant wild boar from the Amro Valley to this place to solve the problem of the water pipe once and for all.
Originally, the wild boar didn't want to leave the valley full of vitality, but under Aoki's persuasion, he left. Because in that valley there are already two land overlords who are even more powerful than it - leopards. Just two months ago, in order to compete for the position of land beast king, he also fought with the male leopard, and the result was a complete loss. In the end, thinking that "it is better to be the head of the chicken than the tail of the ox", it is better to come here to be a mountain king than to be a "beast" over there.
When the boar left, he looked back at the valley where he had stayed for a few years, and there was always sadness when he parted.
"The perfect pig's nest, the dirt that has been arched like a work of art, and the grass and small animals that have been ****ed thousands of times by me, farewell forever. Quietly I went, just as I came quietly, waving a pig's hair, not taking away a cloud. ”
The boar didn't bring anything, and it went on a rampage all the way, over the mountains and mountains.
On the edge of a small lake 20 kilometers away from the Amla Valley, a battle between the mighty is unfolding at this time.
An Indochinese tiger and a bear are confronting each other, yelling at each other from time to time to show their strength. Just three days ago, both animals had come to the same place, and they had taken a fancy to the place, so the two sides began to compete with each other for the supremacy of the place.
"Roar!!" The two sides accumulated their momentum to the peak, roared, and pounced fiercely. The tiger is nimble, the bear is resistant, the two sides come and go, the soil and grass clippings are splashing, and the tragedy is incomparable, and after a while, the bodies of both sides begin to be covered with bloody scars.
Just when they hit ** and wanted to decide the winner with one move, suddenly there was a rumbling sound on the ground, and in one of the directions, there was a domineering momentum rushing towards them.
Their fur was raised, and their primitive instincts made them feel an extreme danger coming towards them. The two sides quickly stopped biting each other and looked in the direction where the dangerous aura came from.
"OMG!!"
I saw a giant monster five or six times bigger than myself rushing towards this side, the earth on the ground trembling and trembling, and all the grass was easily torn to pieces.
"Woooooooooo
They were frightened and desperately tried to leave this hellish place with their tails between them, and the bravery just now disappeared suddenly.
It wasn't until the monster had faded away that they realized that they had been running the same route as the enemy, and they had just happened to meet again. After experiencing the crisis just now, a tiger and a bear somehow have a feeling of sympathy for each other.
"Otherwise, I don't want this territory, and I won't fight with you!" The tiger said to the bear.
"Really? Thank you so much! The bear was elated and wanted to approach the tiger to show his gratitude, but there was a sly glint in the bear's eyes.
"Ahh You are so despicable! ”
"You're despicable! Yes!! ”
It turns out that both a tiger and a bear want to lower the other party's vigilance through dialogue, and wait for an opportunity to sneak attack. Who knew that the other party actually had the same idea as himself, and both sides were caught off guard and hit in an instant.
Both sides scolded the cheating father!
Next, there was another tragic bear fight.
It is said that the boar was directly crushed all the way, and at noon on the third day, it reached the area where Niuniu was located. But when I just came here, I first had to say hello to the landlord here, Niuniu. It's a pity that Niu Niu can only "feel" things within 150 meters now.
Because of its huge size, the boar is very conspicuous. Soon, the soldiers at the sentry found the boar.
"My day! What is this? Seeing that it was almost the size of an off-road vehicle, and that terrifying two fangs, the three soldiers in the sentry post were immediately shocked.
"Oh my god, what kind of boar is this, such an exaggerated size! And what's going on with those two huge fangs? ”
"It's coming!"
Two of the soldiers were taken aback and hurriedly raised them and grabbed them.
"Don't move, don't mess with it easily, if it gets angry, no one can escape." Fortunately, one soldier was calmer and quickly stopped the dangerous move of the other two soldiers.
"Humph! Hum! ......" it snorted, and the sound of the spurt was booming, loud. In order to prevent the soldiers from misfiring and causing conflicts, Aoki instructed it to walk slowly without too much movement.
In fact, Aoki also has the idea of making the soldiers familiar with the boar, after all, the boar will often haunt this area in the future, and there are people in the Celestial Empire who are easy to do and are not prone to conflict.
The boar leisurely brushed the wall of the sentry, came to the root of the tree of Niu Niu, lay down comfortably, and enjoyed the vitality comfortably.
However, there is a problem with its communication with Niu Niu.
"Daddy, what is it? How ugly is it? Not at all as black as they look good. Niuniu said that she didn't like its appearance, but she still preferred the black environmental bird.
"......" Aoki Egg hurts, what's so beautiful about the black pitch?
The boar squatted in the corner of the wall and drew circles aggrievedly, indicating that he was very hurt: "I am strong, I am domineering, how can those birds compare?" Although I am fierce, I am very gentle. ”
However, the mountain pig is an optimistic sunshine pig, and soon threw this grievance to the horizon, and then began to plan the future life of the mountain king.
"Haha! In the future, I will be the king of all beasts in this region, countless vitality at my disposal, and countless lands at my disposal. The most important thing is that all the beasts are going to be bullied by me, let them go S and let them go B and go B. Although I don't know what this sb means, but according to Brother Shu's statement, it seems to be very powerful...... "When the boar thought of this, his saliva unconsciously dripped down.
"However, it would be nice to have a few pigs by your side!" Thinking that in the future, maybe there will be a group of wives and concubines, and the boar's saliva will flow even more.
With a happy fantasy, the boar fell asleep before he knew it, and after almost three days of driving, tired.
Acknowledgement: Desert God ~ Angry Wind, Otaku's Cannon Fodder, I Love Lori, White Cat Riding a Black Pig, Leopard Four, Night Motong, and Apprentice's Reward.