Chapter 300: Li Xunshan
After walking all the way like this, I suddenly realized that driving corpses is really not a human thing.
Not to mention the mountains and mountains, the corpse is jumping on the mountain road, and the corpse must be avoided from tripping over stones, and the animal must not be allowed to get close to the corpse, for fear that it will become a corpse, and the bell must be shaken to guide the corpse, and the money must be thrown to let the surrounding lonely ghosts make way.
On weekdays, it seems to be quite easy to watch those Taoist priests leading a corpse to walk at night in the movie, and there is even a movie where the Taoist priest sits on the corpse to rest and let the corpse rush by itself.
This kind of comedic component makes me feel in my heart that the corpse god is mysterious and secretive, but it shouldn't be tired, but it can be imagined that it is a beautiful drop, and the reality is a cruel drop.
Along the way, it was half past four in the morning, I don't know if Ai Tangtang is tired or not, anyway, my feet are numb, and I immediately scolded myself, I have nothing to help, I am really enough.
Huang Wensheng turned back to us and said, "We'll go to the corpse inn in a while, and then we can rest." ”
After walking for about twenty minutes, the sky was already a little cloudy, and at this time I finally arrived at the corpse inn.
The so-called corpse inn is that only the dead live, not the living.
When driving away corpses, they like to call the corpse a happy god, and the happy god can't rush during the day.
The Three Souls and Seven Spirits are sealed in the body of the Joy God, and if the sunlight shines, it is very likely that the Three Souls and Seven Spirits in the Joy God's body will be scattered.
The joy of God can move, completely relying on the three souls and seven spirits.
In ancient times in Xiangxi, there would be a special corpse inn on each route to drive corpses, if the road was delayed and could not be rushed to the corpse inn, it was necessary to find a Yizhuang general to spend the night.
In ancient times, Yizhuang was not difficult to find, and a slightly larger town had it.
The inn we visited looked dilapidated, with two floors and cobwebs and dust all over it.
"It's too dirty." I frowned and asked Huang Wensheng, "You don't want to fix it?" ”
Huang Wensheng sent Xishen into a coffin at this time, and after pasting a charm on this coffin, he lit an oil lamp in the direction of the coffin and the corpse, and then he breathed a sigh of relief and turned back to explain: "Brother Zhang, it's not that I don't want to, it's just that this corpse inn is so big, we are tired enough to drive corpses on weekdays, how can we still have the energy to clean, and there are so many corpse inns passing by along the way, you can't just clean one when you meet one, right?" ”
Huang Wensheng's words also made some sense, but Ai Tangtang asked: "But you can't keep cleaning all the time, right?" ”
"In the past, the master rested, and the apprentice would clean up voluntarily, at that time, the corpses were frequent, and the corpse inns were also clean and tidy, but now we are in decline to drive the corpses, hey." Huang Wensheng sighed and said, "Miss Ai will go upstairs first and simply clean up and rest, Brother Zhang will have to work harder." ”
"What's wrong?" I asked.
Now I can't open my eyelids, and I'm sleepy.
Huang Wensheng said: "This oil lamp of Xishen can't be extinguished, if it is extinguished, Xishen will be corpsed, and we will take turns to rest and guard Xishen." ”
As soon as I heard it, what else should I do, and waved my hand: "Don't worry, let him be a corpse, let him jump." ”
As I spoke, I took out cinnabar and a brush from my bag: "I draw a talisman on this coffin, even if this thing is transformed, it won't be able to jump out." ”
"This." Huang Wensheng's eyes hesitated.
"Don't worry, it's okay, it's really not good, I'll add another corpse talisman to it." I said.
Huang Wensheng doesn't seem to be the kind of stubborn person, I drew a corpse talisman, and then drew a corpse talisman on this coffin, which is absolutely foolproof.
After finishing all this, I also went to the second floor, the second floor is very similar to the inn in ancient times, there are many rooms, I picked one at random, opened the door and lay down on the bed and fell asleep.
As for Huang Wensheng, he still seemed to be a little uneasy, so he slept on the floor next to the coffin, he was happy to do this, and I couldn't care about it.
After a busy night's work, I quickly fell asleep.
By the time I woke up, it was getting late.
I yawned and wanted to wash up, but found that this inn really didn't have this condition, so I had no choice but to give up, push open the door, and go to the first floor.
At this time, Huang Wensheng had woken up and was chatting with a Taoist priest in Tsing Yi.
This one looked to be in his fifties, with two beards and looked a little thin, while there were more than a dozen corpses standing in the corner of the first floor.
Ai Tang Tang was not on the first floor.
"What is this?" I walked over and asked.
Huang Wensheng said with a smile: "This is Li Xunshan Dao Chang, I just arrived in the afternoon, I didn't expect Li Xunshan Dao Chang to be able to bring so many happy gods, his skills are really strong." ”
Li Xunshan smiled and waved his hand: "It's just the skill of mixing up food, this is Xiao Huang You just mentioned, using the corpse suppression talisman to suppress the god Xiao Zhang, right?" ”
I nodded, and this Li Xunshan actually opened his mouth to reprimand: "Do you know that you can easily hurt the three souls and seven spirits of the happy god with the corpse suppression talisman?" We will drive out the corpse, this kind of thing will never happen, if the three souls and seven spirits of the happy god are injured by you and can't raise the corpse, do you know how serious the consequences are? ”
This guy, originally seeing his age, wanted to ask about the corpse, but he didn't expect it to stink as soon as he opened his mouth.
He didn't give me face, and I didn't bother to give him face, so I suddenly said, "Hey, am I very familiar with you?" Don't call me Xiao Zhang, call me Brother Zhang for face, call Zhang Xiu for face, don't get close to Lao Tzu. ”
Li Xunshan snorted, slapped the table, and no longer seemed to speak, but I said to Huang Wensheng: "When are we leaving?" I feel annoyed when I look at this Taoist priest. ”
Huang Wensheng's face was a little embarrassed and said: "Brother Zhang, Daoist Li Xunshan is on the same road with me, so I discussed it with him and set off together, and there are many people to deal with, right?" ”
"Whatever." I nodded, not bothering to dwell on this kind of thing, and asked, "Has Ai Tang Tang come down?" ”
"She went out to find something to eat." Huang Wensheng said: "Originally, I still had some dry food, but she said she had no appetite. ”
That girl, this barren mountain and wilderness, where to find food.
I sat down at another table by myself, and Huang Wensheng was humbly asking Li Xunshan for some tips on driving out corpses.
Soon, Ai Tang Tang came back with apples and bananas.
"Ah Xiu, come and eat." Ai Tang Tang walked up to me, put the things on the table, and then asked Huang Wensheng to bring some over.
I hurriedly stopped Ai Tang Tang and said to Huang Wensheng, "Brother Huang, come and eat some fruit." ”
Ai Tang Tang took it, isn't this cheap Li Xunshan's old guy.
Huang Wensheng smiled dryly, said sorry to Li Xunshan, and then sat down at our table, Li Xunshan looked at the sky outside, walked out, I didn't know what to do, I asked Huang Wensheng: "That guy named Li Xunshan is okay, right?" ”