Chapter 5 [Dumb Eats Coptis Chinensis]
Chapter 5 [Dumb Eats Coptis Chinensis]
"How? What do you think? ”
Jiang Xiaofan saw Chen Haonan hang up the phone, and hurriedly asked, he was very excited in his heart, because he would soon see his idol --- pheasant!
He couldn't help but think in his heart--- will this live pheasant be different from the movie, will it be like Chen Haonan he saw yesterday, bursting out with another side that he has never seen under the camera?
Chen Haonan was not as complicated as Jiang Xiaofan thought, he saw that the pheasant was safe and sound, the worry in his heart finally calmed down, and said: "Don't worry, he will come over soon!" Let's talk about what to do next! ”
yes, what's next!?
How can we gain a foothold in Hong Kong?
Jiang Xiaofan was aroused by Chen Haonan's words, it is obvious that it is impossible for him to completely develop in Hong Kong by relying on the identity of the commissioner alone, not to mention anything else, just after 97, once Hong Kong returns, with Hong Xing's energy, his fake identity will be exposed sooner or later!
As the old saying goes, take one step and see a hundred steps!
Jiang Xiaofan thinks that the most important thing at present is to successfully break into Chen Haonan's small circle first, get acquainted with their group, and then use them to complete his main task step by step.
Don't say that Jiang Xiaofan is despicable, in fact, Jiang Xiaofan himself doesn't want to do this, this is completely forced by the broken system of the body, if he can't complete the main quest released this time, his Jiang Xiaofan's life will be directly wiped off by the system!
Before receiving this main quest, Jiang Xiaofan still thought that the system in his body was not to worry, and after receiving this main quest, he knew what it meant to be a dead person!
The 31 trading points obtained by the previous novice task, he thought that the system was very **, and if it continues to develop like this, not to mention that there is no danger to life, sooner or later it will be delicious and spicy, and the result is ......
As a result, damn it, he didn't come to his senses until now, he thought too much......
The system is not what**, **is him!
"Jiang Xiaofan! Feed!! Jiang Xiaofan!! ”
Chen Haonan's shout suddenly sounded in his ears, Jiang Xiaofan came back to his senses, and saw Chen Haonan staring at him directly, with his hands still dangling in front of his eyes.
"Ah......? What's up? ”
Jiang Xiaofan woke up like a dream, quickly calmed down, looked at Chen Haonan, and when he remembered what he had secretly calculated just now, his old face couldn't help but turn red with embarrassment, and the fire was burning.
"What do you think? So fascinating! ”
Hearing Chen Haonan's inquiry, Jiang Xiaofan quickly shook his head and said, "No... No, it's just a little homesick! ”
Chen Haonan patted Jiang Xiaofan on the shoulder when he heard this, homesickness is very common, especially in a different place, this kind of homesickness is inevitable.
Just when Jiang Xiaofan and Chen Haonan were chatting, the door of the room suddenly opened, and Shufen walked in with a man.
Jiang Xiaofan heard the prestige, and his pupils suddenly froze!
Pheasant!
That's right! It's a pheasant!
The pheasant's real name is Zhao Shanhe, and he is played by Chen Xiaochun in "Crazy Boy". He is more than half a head taller than Jiang Xiaofan, about one meter seven or eight, he is very burly, the unique tattoo on his arm is very dazzling, and his head is even more spiritual......
"Huh? Who's this? ”
The pheasant found Jiang Xiaofan as a stranger at first sight when he entered the door, and it seemed that he had a close relationship with Chen Haonan.
"Oh~~ He, his name is Jiang Xiaofan, he rescued the little stammerer from Dongxing's gang yesterday, and he is a big circle boy smuggled from the mainland."
Shufen introduced Jiang Xiaofan's identity for the first time, and Jiang Xiaofan also took the opportunity to take a step forward and stretched out his hand to the pheasant to introduce himself: "Hello Brother Ji, you are my fan... Oh, no, you're my idol! It's so exciting to meet you in person this time! ”
The pheasant shook hands with Jiang Xiaofan a little dazed, it was the first time he was called an idol, and when he heard Shufen say that he was still a big circle boy smuggled from the mainland, he was a little uncomfortable for a while, but he was very happy in his heart!
Has my name been spread to the mainland?
Pheasants don't like to think about things at every turn like Chen Haonan, he usually takes the initiative to explore the truth of a thing except for life and death or huge interests, and now he hears Jiang Xiaofan praise him so much, his heart has long been happy, and even the eyes that look at Jiang Xiaofan are much kinder.
"Brother Nan, this time we have a chance to turn over, look what this is!"
After shaking hands with Jiang Xiaofan, the pheasant hurriedly took out a tape from behind him and handed it to Chen Haonan, with a smile on his face, he said excitedly: "There is enough evidence here to clear your grievances, and even how the camel died, you can explain it clearly, do you think I am powerful?" ”
Although Chen Haonan had already known from Jiang Xiaofan that the pheasant would get such a tape, when he saw it with his own eyes and held it in his hand, his body couldn't help but tremble with excitement, this was evidence of his reputation and life and death! He's got it now, and it's just a matter of seconds!
After a long time, Chen Haonan gradually calmed down and frightened the excitement in his heart, he turned his head to look at Jiang Xiaofan, only to see Jiang Xiaofan looking at him with a smile, if it wasn't for Chen Haonan knowing his 'identity', it is estimated that Chen Haonan would treat him as the big boy next door!
"Now that this tape is in hand, what do we do next?"
Chen Haonan directly asked Jiang Xiaofan under the surprised eyes of the pheasant, and the pheasant couldn't figure out what was going on, so he asked directly: "Brother Nan, did you ask the wrong person!" Although he is a savior of the little stammer, and he is a very good person, he is just a big circle boy who smuggled to Hong Kong, why do you ask him? ”
Chen Haonan glanced at the pheasant when he heard this, and said in a low voice: "There are some things, I will tell you later, don't ask more now!" As he spoke, he smiled and said to Jiang Xiaofan: "The pheasant is like this, don't be surprised." ”
Jiang Xiaofan couldn't help but wipe the sweat from his forehead, and complained in his heart: I'm a weird fart, don't say that he is my idol, just because he is Hongxing's red stick (gold medal beater), what do I dare to do to him? Just by virtue of my status as a correspondent? Big brother, that's the ...... I fooled you to talk about!
"It's okay, it's okay, I know very well what the pheasant is, don't blame it!"
Although Jiang Xiaofan complained wildly in his heart, he didn't change much on the surface, he still looked at Chen Haonan with a smile, and the sunny and warm smile of the big boy next door at the corner of his mouth made Chen Haonan feel a lot more at ease.
Chen Haonan didn't want any friction and misunderstanding between his brother and the commissioner sent from the mainland!
"So what's next?"
Chen Haonan saw Jiang Xiaofan as usual, and asked straight to the point, in his mind, Jiang Xiaofan was a big man with huge energy, and he had a few powerful brushes on his body! Otherwise, the mainland would not have sent him over for such a dangerous mission!
Jiang Xiaofan thought about it and decided to follow the plot first, although the little stutterer was saved by himself, and the plot underwent unpredictable changes, but the camel's death was absolutely true, and Dongxing wouldn't even hold a camel's funeral!
He pondered for a while and said, "The next step is to wash away your grievances and return your innocence!" As for how to do it, how to do it, I think it is better to wait for the day of the camel's burial before doing it, after all, there are many people who go to bow to the camel and offer incense to the camel that day, and when the time comes, you just need to put the tape in your hand like this...... The truth will be revealed, won't it? ”
After hearing Jiang Xiaofan's arrangement, the pheasant slapped his thigh suddenly: "Yes, I want to go with me, Jiang Xiaofan, you have a good way!" It's a talent, why don't you just follow Master Ji and me in the future? ”
Just when Jiang Xiaofan was about to accept it and mix with the pheasant in the future, he saw Chen Haonan pat the pheasant's shoulder and whispered in his ear.
With Chen Haonan's muttering, the pheasant's eyes looking at Jiang Xiaofan changed again and again, just like Chen Haonan yesterday, and finally he actually smiled and said embarrassedly: "Commissioner, I just said nonsense, don't take it seriously, and... I'm so embarrassed that you'll just call me a chick in the future! ”
Jiang Xiaofan couldn't help but pat his head when he heard this, and he felt remorse in his heart---- I fucking did evil, I knew that I wouldn't pretend to be forced yesterday, and now I can finally mix with pheasants, but as a result, the identity of the commissioner made up by that Rausch not only can't help me complete the main task, but now it seems that maybe there will be a big obstacle in the future, how can this be good!"
Seeing Jiang Xiaofan's sad and sad look, the pheasant was scared, Hong Kong will return after 97, and now if he offends Jiang Xiaofan, the commissioner, he is afraid that he will be sad in Hong Kong in the future, he couldn't help but speak: "Commissioner, you don't remember the villain, forgive the chick for not saying anything for a while!" ”
Chick?
Chicken, you sister!
My chick, you have a ...... of concentrated sulfuric acid!
The more Jiang Xiaofan thought about it, the more he was blocked, and he couldn't wait to go over directly and hug the pheasant's thigh and say: Brother pheasant, I really want to mess with you, my identity as a commissioner is all about fun! However, he didn't dare to say it, if it was really as he thought, it was estimated that Chen Haonan would not let him go first, let alone the ruthless pheasant.
For a while, the room was gloomy, and the pheasant was begging Jiang Xiaofan for forgiveness in order not to be sad in the future, but Jiang Xiaofan was like a dumb person eating Coptis chinensis--- and he couldn't say anything about his suffering, and both of them were related.
At that moment, a phone rang in the room......
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