【034】 An older virgin in love
The queen of the country of Muya, who has always had a crush on the protagonist in the original plot.
If it was before, Hei Shuifei might have some thoughts about her, but since he knew that all this was a plot, Hei Shuifei's mind was much lighter.
Anyone who knows that all this is just something that has been predestined in the frame for a long time will have this negative feeling.
The various achievements made by oneself are just the routes that others have already designed, and their own success is something that has been predestined for a long time.
Such a feeling is definitely not good, and it can even make people feel pessimistic.
Hei Shuifei once had self-doubts, but later he broke through, and even broke free from the shackles of the plot, thus becoming the hegemon.
At this time, the queen is in her thirties, and she still has not chosen a husband, she is waiting for the person she loves.
The night was as cold as water, and the queen, dressed in tulle, walked to the balcony and looked at the moon in the sky, and couldn't help but feel a little lonely and lonely.
The person she was waiting for still didn't come, she counted the days to live, the anticipation day by day, the disappointment day by day, and now she was almost forgetting what she insisted on in the first place, forgetting how to give up.
At this time, suddenly two people fell from the sky, and before she could call out the guards, Zhang Fei covered her mouth with one hand.
"Big sister, don't shout, Ah Fei and I are friends." Zhang Fei immediately whispered.
The queen's eyes widened suddenly, faintly excited, and when Zhang Fei let go of her hand, she immediately asked, "Does he ...... Are you okay? ”
"Ah Fei has had a good time." Zhang Fei said with a smile.
The queen calmed down, and once again doubted the two of them, and she asked quietly, "Does he have anything to say to me?" ”
"No, that guy now has a gym in Kyoto, drinking tea and hot springs all day long, peeping at girls taking baths, and not doing anything serious." Zhang Fei immediately exposed Hei Shuifei's corrupt life.
The queen had already begun to suspect Zhang Fei and Bai He, but after listening to Zhang Fei's words, she was speechless.
Although she wanted to believe Zhang Fei's words, a woman's intuition was still quite accurate sometimes, and she now felt that Zhang Fei was not lying, and Hei Shuifei was likely to be like this.
At this time, she had a feeling of crying and laughing in her heart, and she didn't know what to say.
"I'm sorry, he's just upright, in fact, we came here this time because we want to ask you, by the way, I heard that you are interesting to Ah Fei and want to live with him, I ......" Bai He also had a prank at this time, and said.
But before he could finish speaking, the queen shyly shouted, "Oh, I'm going to die." ”
Then she turned and ran, and Shirakawa swallowed the words she was about to say back into her stomach.
"This ...... Why didn't you tell me that this beauty is easily shy? Bai He looked at Zhang Fei speechlessly.
Zhang Fei said innocently: "How do I know why she is so shy, now it has been more than ten years since the plot of the theater version, and do you think she just said that sentence, do you want the Japanese style?" Why does it feel more like the lines in Qiong Yao's drama? ”
"Don't study the lines, let's hurry up and find her and make it clear!" Bai He said helplessly.
Zhang Fei stopped: "Let's give the eldest sister a little time to calm down first, what you just said is too straightforward, it's not easy for an old virgin in her thirties, you uncover other people's thoughts at once, how can people stand it." ”
"You have a good point this time." Bai He nodded.
The two squatted on the balcony for half an hour, and then walked into the palace, only to see the queen pounced on the bed, still shy, if it was a comic, it was estimated that there would be smoke above the head.
"That...... Big sister, okay? Zhang Fei said cautiously.
He is not afraid of this queen, but this queen is also his friend's woman, and his friend's wife cannot be bullied, he still understands this truth.
So this time, he didn't think about doing it, which is why he was sneaky.
The queen whined, obviously hoping that the two of them would leave, she felt that she had no face to see people, and she was even already guessing whether her mind was Hei Shuifei who had already seen the fire, and it couldn't be clearer, but Hei Shuifei didn't have any idea about herself at all, and she was laughing at herself.
As long as she thought of this, her heart could not be calmed.
"Big sister, don't think about it, in fact, the reason why Lao Bai sees that you are interested in Ah Fei is because your performance is too obvious, Ah Fei doesn't know that you like him now, so you can rest assured that you continue to have a crush on him!" Zhang Fei paid great attention to his words, but unfortunately the result seemed to be a little bad.
Bai He could see that because of Zhang Fei's words, the queen was too shy to help herself.
Of course, this world is not a real comic world, and a shy coma is absolutely impossible to happen, and in the end, the queen struggles to tear away the topic, and everything is finally back on track.
"You came to my palace, is there anything you can do?" The queen turned her back to Bai He and Zhang Fei and said with difficulty.
Bai He hurriedly picked up and said, "We only need a drop of your blood, which will be of great use to me." ”
"My blood?" The queen was a little puzzled, her blood was not a panacea, what was the use of Bai He going?
There are too many mysterious bloodlines in this world, and under normal circumstances, anything related to the body cannot be easily given to others.
For example, the queen knew that there was a samurai who had the ability to drink other people's urine to get a power called 'hit me and hurt you', and he used his ability to kill many beings who were stronger than himself.
Zhang Fei opened his mouth and said: "Big sister, I use my personality to assure you that Lao Bai is definitely not bad, he just needs to do something with your ability." ”
"What are you doing?" This time the queen was not ambiguous, and finally showed the shrewdness that the queen should have, and if she didn't figure out the whole story, she would never hand over her blood.
Although her intuition told her that Zhang Fei and Bai He did not have malicious intent, she didn't even trust her intuition, if it weren't for Hei Shuifei's relationship, I'm afraid she would have called for guards by now.
"Actually, here's how it happened......" Shirakawa thought about it and decided to confess and be lenient.
In fact, he didn't think there was anything to hide about this matter, but his ability was indeed a bit bad, and if he got the same ability as the other party, anyone who was a little stingy would reject it.
Human beings always want to be unique, but often it backfires, and most people are quite ordinary, both physically and mentally.
But because of this ordinariness, most people are more in pursuit of uniqueness, which can be seen from the clothing, such as two people colliding shirts, they will definitely feel embarrassed and unhappy, and in the end they will not even wear the same clothes again.
Of course, this usually happens to people you know, and people you don't know will bump into your shirt, some people will be happy, and some people will be unhappy, then it's hard to say.
After listening to Bai He's words, the queen basically did not hesitate, stretched out her hand and said, "Is there a painless way to take blood?" ”
"Of course, thank you, you are a respectable lady." Bai He immediately laughed.
The queen suddenly became shy again, and said, "Next time you see him...... Can you bring me a message for him? ”
"No problem, when the plot is over, we'll go to him!" Zhang Fei nodded.
The queen wondered, "What plot?" ”
"By the way, you don't know." Zhang Fei immediately shut up.
Bai He smiled: "Isn't Ah Fei in this area completely controlled?" Tell her it shouldn't go wrong, just say it. ”
"Really, what if Ah Fei's daughter-in-law is gone?" Zhang Fei hesitated.
He still attaches great importance to his friends, so he hesitates, which is one of the manifestations of his righteousness.
"Tell her that it is possible for her and Ah Fei to be together, otherwise I am afraid that Ah Fei will always have a hurdle in his heart, and the two of them will be truly hopeless at all." Shirakawa laughed.
After Zhang Fei listened, he nodded and said, "Okay then." ”
"What are you talking about, why is he ...... in his heart" The queen was completely confused.
She was even already thinking about it, and even faintly scared.
Zhang Fei went on to tell a long, long story, starting from the killing of the patriarch of the Heishui clan, Heishui Sanzang, by the patriarch of the Reverse Sword Clan, which is a story about revenge, but also a story about love.
When he finished the story, the queen could not stop crying, and she wept: "It turns out that he has so many sad pasts, and I don't even know all of them." ”
"Wait, Lao Zhang, you didn't make it clear at all, you have a fart for telling stories." Shirakawa was speechless.
The queen stopped crying and looked at Shirakawa for some reason.
"Let's talk about it, in fact, this world is just a world generated by a story, and the protagonist of this story is Hei Shuifei." Bai He coughed, and then said solemnly.
The queen frowned and said, "But there was no me in the story just now. ”
"Your story can only be regarded as an extra, not even a whole story." Zhang Fei rolled his eyes and complained.
The queen looked at Bai He and Zhang Fei like aliens, and said, "Have you eaten angel fruits?" ”
"We're not crazy!" Bai He and Zhang Fei immediately shouted.
The queen lowered her head and asked with a somewhat strange expression: "So, is it actually a predestined thing that I like Heishui Fei in the early days?" ”
"Yes, it is clearly stated in the plot that when Hei Shui Fei left, you already liked Hei Shui Fei." Zhang Fei nodded.
The queen covered her face with her hands and said intoxicatedly: "It's so romantic, it turns out that there has been a bond between us for a long time, and sure enough, Fei and I are a natural pair." ”
"Okay, the story has been told, let's get down to business, there are still two years to go, the plot will be completely over, and if you really like Ah Fei, you can go to him." Zhang Fei said.
Bai He had unconsciously taken the queen's blood and said: "Men chase women across the mountains, women chase men across the veil, Ah Fei, as an older virgin, probably won't refuse you." ”
"We're leaving, I wish you an early birth to a precious son!" Zhang Fei knew that it was time to go, and immediately laughed lewdly.