CHAPTER 56: MAGIC
The black-haired ranger smiled mysteriously, and the white-haired poet held his hand eagerly.
Although Thomas likes misogyny, that's because there are no games to play other than popping. As the democratic ancient Greeks once pointed out, "Men possess geisha for pleasure, concubines for physical satisfaction, and wives for the sake of bearing legitimate children and for the reliable protection of family property......"
And Plato also said, "There is something divine and immortal in all things, which exists in those who are forever seeking justice and seeking the stars and gods...... And there are two kinds of human nature, the better of which is called the man ......"
Could it be that the poet wants to imitate the story of the Theban Legion and its fellow cavalrymen - the conquest of women is no longer enough to satisfy his desires, and he wants to prove his strength by conquering strong and excellent men?
Looking at Thomas, who was as indifferent as a cat, and Ewell, who was as enthusiastic as a dog, the female mage had already made up tens of thousands of words in her mind: "Oh, God!", "Oh, Zhu!", "Oh, Chao!" "Oh, bat!", "Oh, Kong!" "Oh, Bei!", "Oh, Qi!", "Oh, Gu!", "Oh, An!", "Oh, Jing!......
Feeling the malice hidden in Kurgal's gaze, Thomas pulled out his hand vigorously, and said in his heart: "This guy must have done a lot of injustice when he was on Earth, so he will become a woman after crossing over!"
Most of the women I know are either weird or rotten, and even the Lily Paladin, who should be the most anti-, is not against men, which is really sad.
"Slorin shouldn't have been prevented from sending him to the western heavens with an axe—oh, he should have sent him to the god he believed in, though I don't know if it was love or wealth. ”
Looking at the poet's enthusiastic and eager gaze, Thomas scratched his face a little embarrassed: "Actually, I won't tell you, I just cheated......"
"I know!" the poet interrupted him a little roughly, "there are a few notes that the holes you cover and the angles of your lips do not change, but the tones do change—but those are not important in front of this piece. Do you have any other tunes from another world?"
The Ranger turned his gaze to the female mage, who nodded and admitted that he had leaked the fact that he was a traverser. However, this is not a secret to keep, after all, there are tens of thousands of Faeron traversers, and there are many spellcasters who are keen on dimensional travel.
Not to mention people, God also has a lot of time. Needless to say, the gods of Tyre and Egyptian Sumer, the Holy Unicorn mentioned that the Queen of the Forest, the goddess that most rangers believe, also spread her faith to Earth. But it is still Larui's teachings that are most in line with her own nature, plus hugging her thighs to see through the truth and choose the thickest. Although there were people like Mina who were hostile to him among the Silver Maid and the Silver Moon Knight, it was the Drow Ranger who made him the most uncomfortable.
"When it comes to martial arts soundtracks, in addition to the original scenery of their hometown, TVB's favorite thing to use is the dawn of heroes, right?" said Kurgal.
"Ah, although the melody of the piece just now is extremely beautiful, the momentum is not a magnificent type. It doesn't suit my instruments and genres...... Dawn of Heroes, that's a great name!"
Ignoring the little white-faced poet's gaze, Thomas opened the door and shouted, "Schalke!"
"I see that you are writing Fengyun to show him, so it is better to play the songs related to Fengyun to him, as a reward for him. ”
He casually smashed the ocarina on the stone wall, and Cortana was not hurt at all because it was made by Nokia and strengthened with magic.
But she still pretended to say, "Ah, my whole AI is not good...... I can't find a reason to be strong, and I can't feel your tenderness anymore. ”
"You're so cute. He chuckled and complimented.
"It's the lovely people who find out how lovely I am. ”
Since Thomas Konata Baihua's psychic connection is connected, the cat, who is watching one person and one machine flirting, decides to use his mobile phone to sharpen his paws at night.
Cats are creatures that are easily jealous of books, mobile phones, tablets, and computers.
Schalke was originally lazy, but when he heard that the song was about to be played, his figure flashed, and he suddenly turned into a black shadow and jumped into this room.
Holding the phone, he pretended to swipe a few times, as if there was no Cortana, and deliberately operated it for a while before starting to play
The movie version of "Worms Fly", the TV series version of "The Wind Rushes to the Clouds", "The Cloud That Really Loves You", "Fengyun", "Forever and Ever", "I Have Been Standing Where I Was Hurt by You", "The Clouds Are Light and the Wind is Light", ......
Kurgal frowned and said: "Fengyun is a bad animation, I know, Ren Xianqi and Nicholas Tse's dubbing is super bad, and they were hung up and beaten by the old man Tong Zirong." Ren Xianqi sang this song...... But why are there two poles?"
"The two poles are the opening song of the Taiwan version of Fengyun 2......"
After a few loops, the poet thinks that the nameless erhu solo is the most classic, and the drow assassin as a nameless fan is also proud.
"But those two songs sound so strange, like they are full of sadness?" Schalke asked, confused.
The female mage and the ranger looked at each other, and said with a wicked smile: "Because Fengyun was originally talking about emotional betrayal! Bu Jingyun was fighting outside at the end of his life, and his fiancée was ...... by Jian Chen in the temple."
The Drow Assassin screamed, clutched his head and shook frantically, and rushed out the door. Sticking his head out to look at Schalke's distant escape, Thomas seemed to understand why the book written by Kurgal at the beginning was full of all kinds of revenge society kneeling in reality.
This man is so cheap that he likes to take the pain of others as his own pleasure.
After giving "The Dawn of Heroes" to the poet, Thomas took the phone in his arms and put it back in front of his heart as a shield. Ewell closed his eyes and thought carefully, unfolded the pen and paper, and struggled to write.
"Alright, it's time for me to go. Ignoring the poet's reluctant eyes, he took the cat and turned away.
Humming a Hawaiian tune in a good mood, Kulgar left after Thomas:
"Look at the dark clouds covering the top of the mountain, ah, the time of parting has come, I can't let you stay in my arms, I can only hide this sad heart. ”
"Ahh ”
"I will always be in your beautiful garden, snuggling up to each other, singing the last song, and wishing you eternal peace. ”
"Listening to Haitao's incessant crying and rushing, that is the echo of the call in my heart. My burning heart looks forward to seeing us again. ”
“Aloha-oe,aloha-oe......”
"Ah, that's Jerry's tune from Cat and Mouse's Cruiser...... Thomas said.
There were always a few notes that didn't match the feeling in his memory, and Ewell grabbed his hair in pain, scratching his ears and cheeks in a hurry, and his eyes were bloodshot.
"The Dawn of Heroes" is indeed worthy of the song she has mentioned many times, and I feel the mountains and rivers of the land of the dragon, the desolation and pride in the long history、...... and the nobility, integrity, and tenderness of heroes and warriors......"
"Damn, it's that bitch who interferes with my train of thought!" he blames the female mage for the mistake, "What do I have to do to get him to trust me and get more scores?"
Thomas made his way to the entrance of the cave, where Slorin was rearranging and reinforcing the line with Silverstream. After being attacked by the undead, the dwarves suffered many casualties. In addition to those who died on the spot, there were many others who were seriously injured. There is medical magic that allows people who are not physically disabled to be healed. Of course, the priest's spell slot is also an important limitation.
The gnome wields the wand of rejuvenation, simulating the use of it to heal the wounded dwarves. He claimed that the dragon was a powerful empire in the distance that valued both magic and technology, and that he and his "father" were the nobles of that country, whose ancestors had relocated to the Cat City of Faeron a hundred years ago.
There is a cruel and disgusting fact that most of the males who give dragons are dead tsunderes, and the dwarves are more tsundere than them. The dwarves were cold to Thomas himself, but after mistaking Barnard for a human child, he did not hesitate to praise the words "Tiger fathers have no dogs".
In order not to take advantage of the child, the dwarven priest gave him several wands with a few rounds left. Not only does the increase in variety improve adaptability, but its value exceeds what he consumes.
"Hee-hee-hee-hee, pretending to be a human child is a business!"
"Daddy!" he pretended to be a child, ran over and hit the human ranger's thigh headbutt, holding on. Thomas smiled and crouched down to stroke his head, which seemed to outsiders to be a father and a son.
If it was really his own son, Kurgal might not be able to help but strangle him, but after knowing that it was fake, he was just a little unhappy: "The surname Nie, aren't you afraid of losing your life?"
"It's okay, doesn't Xu Liang have a room for books?" Thomas spread his hands helplessly.
The dwarf obviously heard him talk about the white-eyed hero because of this, and when he heard the words, he opened his throat and shouted: "There are water toads in the river, and the noise makes the uncle feel annoyed." Caught a few of them, gooh
Without hesitation, the mage pulled out her folding fan and turned it at both the ranger and the gnome. This is the traditional technique of cross talk, "slapping", the folding fan will be deliberately loosened to avoid pain and sound, and after being introduced to Japan, it was changed to a paper fan for spitting service. Starting from the old man Ma Sanli, it was abandoned as a cross talk vice along with vulgar spoofs such as satirizing the disabled, "father" and "son", and was later re-excavated.
"Playing poor in front of me, pretending to know how to comment on books?