Chapter Twenty-Six: Eating Barbecue Can Meet Your Grandson
I don't know if it's because of the snake gall bladder, or if the six-fingered physique is talented, this grandson can get up after lying down for a while.
As soon as I heard that I was going to eat, I ran faster than me!
When I got to the dinner table, Six Fingers had already gone down to a bowl of rice.
"Fanzi, how hungry is your friend" The daughter-in-law asked with a twitch in the corner of her eyes, and the other people at the table also looked at Six Fingers in a daze and did not move.
Maybe he felt a little quiet, and Six Fingers raised his head suspiciously and looked at it: "Why don't you eat it?" ”
"It's okay, you can eat first," everyone laughed.
I also felt very uncomfortable to see him like this, and at most I drank some porridge in bed, and I didn't eat anything else.
Who can bear it after being hungry for so many days? What's more, it's not just hunger, the wound on my stomach is slightly chilling when I think about it now.
Lao Song didn't have so many scruples, he was just stunned for a moment while carrying the bowl, and started grabbing the vegetables with his six fingers with his chopsticks.
For a while, there was a sword and sword shadow at the dinner table, and we all stepped back a little, for fear of being accidentally injured by these two grandsons.
No one thought that Six Fingers turned out to be a great expert in eating Tao.
Seeing that Lao Song was going to war with him, he sneered and snatched the chicken soup on the table, raised his head and drank it, and a big bowl of chicken soup was immediately exhausted with a few rumblings.
"I'm grassing you, uncle, are you the fuck, the esophagus is straight!" When Lao Song saw that a big bowl of chicken soup was gone, he was immediately angry, and looked at the six fingers with gritted teeth, as if he was looking at the enemy who killed his father.
Six Fingers smiled disdainfully, probably full, took out a dagger from his pocket and picked his teeth: "Old Song, brother, I have practiced eating, you and I are not like eggs touching stones!" ”
I'm already helpless, I thought Lao Song was enough to eat, but this time compared with the six fingers, it's a world of difference.
Not to mention the speed of eating, just the eyesight is much higher, and the six fingers are the first to put chopsticks on the seafood or something, and then the tonic such as chicken soup.
Old Song Ke is different, which dish is this grandson who gets it first, and you can see the gap between him and Liuzhi from here.
When we started to move the chopsticks, we suddenly found that there was no food
"We're not going, let's get our own food, you little guys go out and eat something good." Dad laughed and said, "It just so happens that the little fat man hasn't played with one person in Guiyang, so you take them to have a good time." ”
Hearing that he was going to go out to play, his eyes lit up: "Let's go, let's go, I haven't eaten yet!" ”
Well, Six Fingers turned out to be a big foodie, and finally found out his true face.
I put on my coat and set off with a group of people to the place where I had supper, my old Song Liuzhi fat man and my daughter-in-law and Xiaoqian, a group of six people were killed in a mighty way.
"Quack!" Of course, there are still little ones, don't scream! Brother didn't ignore you, okay!
It feels like taking a tour group, I'm a tour guide, and the back is full of tourists, or I'll make a cameo?
"Good evening, everyone, look to the left!" I shook my body and shouted.
"What?" Everyone looked to the left.
"Nothing." My expression is very calm, and my heart is already full of dark refreshments, this kind of cute feeling is so refreshing! No wonder so many people love to be tour guides!
But I seem to have forgotten something
What the hell did you forget to pinch~ Oops~ Brother Fan is very melancholy now~
I scratched my head and thought about it for a long time but didn't come up with it, forget it, I don't think about it, I forgot what I'm afraid of!
"Ouch! Which grandson sneaked up on grandpa! Stand up for Lao Tzu! Suddenly, I felt like I was being slapped on the top of my head with a brick, and I fell to the ground with a stumble.
Is this worth it?! How dare his grandmother beat my brother!? Isn't this looking for death!
Just because I had such thoughts, I was so angry in my heart that I didn't hesitate to open my mouth and scold.
I regretted it after the scolding because I felt that my life was in danger today.
Everyone except me looked at me with a fierce look in their eyes, smiled coldly and said in unison: "Xiao Fanfan, who are you scolding?" ”
"Scold me! Scold myself! I smiled and raised my hand and gently slapped myself twice, which I guess can't even kill mosquitoes.
"Count you as acquaintances, otherwise I have to give you a hard meal today." They snorted coldly and said lightly.
Ladies and gentlemen! Be sure to remember! You can't just curse people! Otherwise, the consequences could be severe, as in the case of me
After only two sentences, I immediately suffered a few blows on my head and almost had a concussion, which is the consequence of being cheap
Holding back the unhappiness in his heart, he reluctantly smiled and took them to a restaurant for supper.
It's really unlucky today, I haven't been looking for a place to eat for a long time, and the places where we can eat are either full or closed, which means we have to be hungry today?
No way! I'm going to be hungry with me!
"Feel free, don't be polite to me." I greeted them with a slight smile.
The muscles in the corners of the fat man's eyes jumped wildly, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Lao Tzu has been walking for half an hour, and you will let us eat this?!" ”
Ahem, what, as the saying goes, it's better to eat than to be hungry, and after looking for a long time without a restaurant, I can only take them to the street to eat a small barbecue.
"As the saying goes, courtesy is light and affection is heavy, I salute you with a glass!" I smiled hypocritically, raised my glass and began to change the subject.
Fortunately, these people are very easy to fool, and a few casual words will settle down, have you seen it?! That's deterrence!
Eating barbecue and drinking wine, a few of us are quite comfortable chatting with each other, and we haven't been so relaxed for a long time.
It turns out that when we eat together, it's not easy, and the nine-storied pagoda is in crisis step by step, and if you're not careful, you're going to die!
"Alas, it's a pity that the three sons and uncles aren't here, otherwise we can get together." The fat man took a cup and drank it all, and we didn't have any ink, and in a blink of an eye we had drained a case of beer.
As the old saying goes, if the house leaks rains overnight, the barbecue must meet hooligans, and this curse that has existed since ancient times has now been fulfilled.
"Hehe, do you want to talk to your brothers?" We were chatting when there was a burst of laughter.
When we turned our heads, our faces sank, and it looked like we had to do something today? Lao Tzu's daughter-in-law can also make these miscellaneous things teasing?
There were seven or eight men sitting at the next table, most in their twenties.
Although they don't look the same, they all have one thing in common, the hair on their heads is longer than that of women, and they either have a cat or an earthworm tattoo on their chests.
Seeing them dressed like this, we couldn't help but have two words in our hearts: "Stupid v." ”
"Hehe, come on, come on, invite those two little sisters to come over and have a drink with us." The green-haired man who took the lead waved his hand, and the two red-haired boys stood up and walked over to us.
Before anyone present could react, only a crisp sound of glass was heard, and the world suddenly fell silent.
"Lao Tzu can't deal with monsters, but it's a set of ways to deal with people, let's have fun today."
Six Fingers held half a beer bottle in his hand, and looked coldly at the green hair with blood on his head.