Chapter 17, I have a Shizuka teacher at home
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Chapter 17, I have a Shizuka teacher at home
In order to allow the survivors of the Fuji Art Garden to have dinner, Doraemon's friends also came to offer suggestions and put forward various whimsical ideas.
ββ¦β¦ Doraemon, in the cat and dog kingdom 300 million years ago, in order for cats and dogs to be self-sufficient, how about the [free food making machine] that we specially gave them food? Although it can only be automatically synthesized into hamburger meat, remember that it tastes good. β
Nobita first proposed to build yΓ¬, "...... Since even dogs can operate that machine, these big brothers and sisters should be able to do it too. β
Hearing that he was actually compared with the IQ of a dog by a primary school student, the high school students in Fuji Mei Park suddenly felt the helplessness of being despised and the humiliation of being belittled...... But they seem to have forgotten that how can a dog that can be friends with Nobita be the same as an ordinary roadside wild dog? That's a dog science champion who can understand the space-time machine on his own! How can you have that dog smart? (See "Nobita's Cats and Dogs")
However, Doraemon shook his head again and again, "...... No, the price of the [Free Food Making Machine] is very expensive, and the last one was also obtained by chance by lottery, so I can't afford it at all. I don't have a second machine of the same kind in my pocket! β
ββ¦β¦ So, how about the [Field Restaurant] seed set that we cultivated in the Stone Age? I remember that there are seeds of various dishes, and you can grow the fruits of curry rice and pork chop rice directly in the field! Well, and you can harvest it in just one day! β
Koo Bone River also proposed to build yì - I remember that when the Doraemon quint traveled together to the Stone Age, he was in charge of farming.
ββ¦β¦ This is not good - the [Field Restaurant] seed set, although it is a must-have for survival in the wilderness in the 22nd century, it must also be done during the day when the sun is shining. But now the sun has just set! Do you want them to wait hungry until tomorrow? β
Doraemon spread his hands helplessly, "...... And, in this age of zombies roaming everywhere and attacking the living, how can we find a field that we can cultivate with peace of mind? Unless you buy another batch of defensive battle plants...... But where does the money come from? β
- Huh? Defensive combat plants? Pea shooter or cherry bomb? Do you really want to play "Plants vs. Zombies"?
ββ¦β¦ Doraemon, I remember the last time I went to the age of dinosaurs to find the plesiosaur raised by Nobita, that is, when the space-time machine was damaged by future poachers and we were all trapped, you seemed to use one machine to make a lot of fish sausages and solve our food problems. β
After thinking about it for a long time, Minamoto Shizuka finally came up with an idea: "...... That sausage-making machine should still be there! β
ββ¦β¦ The sausage-making machine is still there, but how to solve the raw materials? Doraemon's expression was still helpless, "...... Last time in the age of dinosaurs, it relied on the fish and shrimp and other seafood that Fat Tiger and Xiaofu caught from the sea. However, this vine garden is not near the sea, there is no way to fish, it is not in the mountains, it is not suitable for hunting, and there are no farms or pastures nearby...... I can't make something out of nothing! Is it possible to make zombie meat sausages? β
- Nani? Zombie meat sausage?!!
Hearing such a heart-wrenching recipe, the faces of the people gathered around Doraemon suddenly changed dramatically, and they were all about to vomit.
You know, it's disgusting enough for zombies to eat living people, and if the living people have to eat zombies in turn...... How can you survive in this kind of cannibalistic world?
Not to mention whether eating zombie meat will lead to food poisoning and other problems...... Don't forget, these zombies in the Vine Beauty Park were their classmates, teachers, friends, and even lovers just a few hours ago! How can you eat such meat?
- Wang Qiu vaguely remembers that he once saw an extremely curious dark apocalyptic novel on the Internet, that is, a madman wandered in the zombie apocalypse, wielding two pressure cookers all the way to blow up the heads of zombies, and at the same time eating zombie meat cooked in pressure cookers for a living, known as "holding two pressure cookers to break into the apocalypse"...... Because the content was so disgusting and involved a lot of descriptions of human anatomy, he abandoned the book after only a few glances.
To get back to the point, compared with the previous unreliable guys, Fat Tiger finally put forward a more pragmatic proposal: "...... I have rice balls, instant noodles, and bento boxes for sale in my grocery store, but you can't just take them or my mom will beat me to death...... Doraemon, I remember you didn't have an automatic pawn machine? As long as you pawn something of value here, you should have money to buy something to eat! β
It sounded like a feasible idea, but they were on the rooftop of the school, and everywhere was empty. And in the only room, the activity room of the Astronomical Department, there were not many things available: air conditioners, electric lights, tables, chairs, electric tea kettles...... Everything that could be found either seemed to be of some use, or it was worthless, and I was too embarrassed to stuff it into the [automatic pawn machine].
In the end, they had to pawn the only valuable thing on the roof that should no longer be useful, the astronomical telescope, but only got a pitiful 3,000 yen: judging by the production date on the nameplate, this telescope is still a product of the last century, it has been used for more than ten years, all kinds of parts are badly corroded and damaged, the lens has been slightly blurred, and the pawn industry has always been black-hearted, it is indeed only worth this price.
ββ¦β¦ There are a total of twenty-five survivors in the vine beauty garden, and if you count us, there are thirty-one people! With this amount of money, one rice ball per person is not enough...... Recently, the consumption tax has risen sharply again......"
Fat Tiger looked at the three thousand-yuan bills in his hand and expressed his dissatisfaction, "...... Why don't you learn from those delinquent teenagers who are covered in earrings, rings, and necklaces so that you can pawn something! β
Even the Fuji Art Garden, where Shizuka Jukawa didn't wear an ornament, was in tears: We are all good children who abide by the school rules, and I'm really sorry!!
ββ¦β¦ Forget it, I'll treat you to this dinner! β
Seeing that everyone was so embarrassed, as the only adult male present, Wang Qiu finally stood up and played a round, "...... I'm not a rich man, but I can afford to have dinner. Doraemon, please open your pockets, and I'll go buy you a boxed lunch! β
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After drilling through Doraemon's dimensional pocket and getting out of the spare bag at the other end, Wang Qiu returned to his living room again.
Suddenly, the bright sunshine and scorching heat of midsummer hit him, making him feel dizzy.
In the world of "School Apocalypse", it was already dark at this time, but the time on Wang Qiu's side was still only morning.
Hurriedly took off the camouflage uniform, which looked too cumbersome in the summer, changed into shorts and short-sleeved shirts, and Wang Qiu rode his family's electric tricycle to the cheap fast food restaurant frequented by a certain migrant worker on the next street, and bought a boxed lunch for the people in "School Apocalypse".
- Although there is still a carton of Master Kong's braised beef instant noodles at home, it would be too miserable for these survivors to eat instant noodles on the first day to fill their stomachs. Not to mention that among these people, most of them are young and beautiful female high school students...... Even out of men's pride and at least pity for the jade, Wang Qiu hoped that they would at least have a good meal on the first day of the zombie apocalypse.
Of course, considering his financial ability as an ordinary college student, he can only invite them to a boxed lunch right now.
Due to the relationship between him and his classmates before, the owner of the fast food restaurant and Wang Qiu were basically old acquaintances, so when he heard his words, he asked in surprise, "...... What? Thirty-one boxed lunches? Xiao Wang, aren't you on summer vacation in college? Why do you still have group activities? β
ββ¦β¦ Alas, although it is summer vacation in our university, a group of elementary school students have organized a summer camp to visit our school. Because I live close to the school, I was arrested by the student council to be in charge of reception, and now I am called to buy them a boxed lunch to eat. β
Wang Qiu casually recited a reason, and it felt quite decent...... Each person has a piece of grilled fish, a poached egg, a chicken thigh, plus some greens or cabbage, and finally a box of rice...... I don't need a drink, you can give me a total price. β
ββ¦β¦ Thank you for your patronage, and I will charge you 600 yuan after erasing the change. The boss said as he packed his hands and feet.
ββ¦β¦ Tsk, why is it getting more and more expensive? I remember when I was in middle school, such a boxed lunch seemed to cost only 10 yuan......"
Having said that, Wang Qiu still happily took out his wallet and paid the billβrelying on the little dollars he had exchanged for huΓ n before, he still had plenty of money.
ββ¦β¦ Alas, there is no way, inflation is terrible! Especially the rent of this store, it is flying up slowly! β
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Next, he rode an electric tricycle and went to a nearby market to buy a big bag of soup for dissolving seaweed and shrimp skin soup, and then returned home, stuffed these things into a hemp bag, and then dragged them to the world of "School Apocalypse" together with the box of Master Kong's braised beef noodles at home.
Due to the different time streams of the two worlds, Wang Qiu came and went, and it was already the middle of the night on the side of the bed master city. As soon as he dragged the lunch box bag out of Doraemon's pocket, the high school and elementary school students who smelled the smell of the food rushed up, tore open the hemp bag that Wang Qiu used to hold the lunch box, and cheered and scrambled with each other - up to this point, the whole situation seemed to be playing out fairly normal.
However, in the next moment, Wang Qiu was a little confused, and there seemed to be a missing female school doctor in this temporary shelter.
When he asked Ma Tong about this, he actually got an even more terrifying reply.
ββ¦β¦ Shizuka Jukawa? Didn't you meet her over there? Ma Tong asked confusedly.
ββ¦β¦ Why did I meet her? Isn't she always with you? Wang Qiu was even more confused when he heard it.
ββ¦β¦ What's this...... Alas, because you had been gone for more than an hour before, and there was no news, she couldn't wait, so she followed Doraemon through her dimensional pocket and went to your house on the other end of the spare bag to find you. Could it be that you really didn't meet her over there? β
Senior Sister Ma Tong yawned and replied while eating a boxed lunch with disposable chopsticks, "...... Actually, I tried to get out of Doraemon's pocket and go home, but for some reason, it seems that there is a diaphragm blocking the other side, and I can't get past it......"
However, at this time, Wang Qiu had no intention of listening to her nagging anymore, but immediately began to sweat coldly, sweating, and sweating!
ββ¦β¦ What the?!!! Shizuka Jukawa actually scurried into our world?! β
ββ¦β¦ No, I have to go back and find her quickly, otherwise God knows what kind of mess this ** natural dull will cause!! β