Chapter 424: Qingyan came to me
I walked up to Xiao Wu, and then I was stunned - this is not ghost milk, this is blood!
I hurriedly took the bottle back and said seriously: "Persuade to get blood in." It's disgusting. I said, why are you ...... all of a sudden? Suddenly bleeding? ”
"Just rub it......" Xiao Wu muttered, and then continued to watch TV. I said helplessly: "Look, you usually treat it as a treasure, and it stands to reason that it will not be emptied in the sky?" Otherwise, it's not good for your health, I'm a second hello, and I'll collect it in a bottle in the future. ”
Xiao Wu looked at me, and she blinked her huge dark eyes curiously: "What are you collecting in the bottle?" ”
"Save me money for food!" I said seriously, "I'll feed you and live for you, what's wrong with you giving me the Dongjue you don't need?" ”
Listened to me. Xiao Wu didn't say anything, just watched the TV. I know this girl is very easy to deceive, as long as she flickers a few words later, she will definitely give me a ghost milk worth five dollars.
I rejoiced in my heart, and soon fell asleep comfortably in bed. By the time I woke up the next morning to the alarm clock, there was already a bottle of mineral water filled with ghost milk on the table. I whistled comfortably, put away my ghost milk and peachwood sword, and went out.
The ghost milk is such a valuable Dongjue. Naturally, I was reluctant to drink, so I found a random noodle stall and ate a bowl of vermicelli for breakfast, and then happily went to school.
During class, my eyelids kept hitting the most. I finally got through to the end of class, and Zhou Tianwen sent a text message, saying that his subordinates were already waiting for me at the school gate. As soon as I thought that the money was about to arrive, I immediately rushed to the school gate excitedly. Yesterday the woman was already waiting at the school gate, holding a cardboard box in her hand. I knew it had to be ghost food.
The woman handed me the carton and said, "I heard from the boss that you have ghost milk, I'll buy it." ”
I happily took out the bottle of mineral water and said seriously: "Two hundred milliliters, a thousand dollars." This ghost food is three hundred, you can give me seven hundred. ”
The woman took the mineral water bottle, she opened the cap and sniffed it, and then nodded: "It's ghost milk, this will give you money." ”
She took out five hundred dollars from her pocket and gave it to me, and I was stunned: "No, you should give me seven hundred." ”
"You are a profiteering...... the woman said seriously, "getting so much money at once is already an absolute profiteering, similar to a lottery ticket." The boss said that according to the law, you are subject to personal accidental income tax. To pay tax percentage number two. As a citizen of one or another country, tax evasion is not allowed. And you are a student, and you definitely don't know how to pay taxes, so for these two hundred yuan, we will help you pay taxes. ”
I grabbed the mineral water bottle and said with a smile: "Then do you bosses know that honesty and trustworthiness are some traditional virtues of the Chinese nation, so you cheat me for 200 yuan, right?" Look down on me and deliberately want to me, right? I'm also a university student, and I never knew that the law said that the Dongjue wheel that sells ghosts has to pay taxes. At the beginning, Shangru had already made it very clear. To crack down on a qiē cow, ghost, snake and god, you can't engage in feudal superstition. The tax on the sale of ghost milk is not in accordance with the law at all, and there is no need to pay taxes. ”
The woman looked at me in surprise, and she said, "Our boss has a very high opinion of you, and you look very similar to the boss, how about it, are you interested in working in our Li Wu Office?" ”
"It's a pit man, right?" I said without mercy.
The woman smiled, and didn't mind what I said, she explained: "You can be said to have been dealing with ghosts for a long time, this yang qi is weak, and the yin qi is very strong, you can help Liwu do a lot of beauty, and the salary we give you will not be low." ”
"I'm not interested in any of this, I just want to live in peace......," I said seriously, "don't get away from it, give me seven hundred dollars." ”
The woman shook her hair and said arrogantly: "The boss said, you can only contact our Liwu Office, if we don't accept it, your ghost milk won't be sold at all." Love to sell or not to sell, not to sell to pull down. ”
As soon as I heard this, I was immediately stunned, so I had to take 500 yuan and say quietly, you are ruthless.
The woman giggled, and she took out a business card for me: "Call me if it's your turn to sell Dongjue in the future." I'll tell you the price, and I know a little bit about the ghost next to you. Ghost milk is five dollars a milliliter, paying taxes is needed, we are legal citizens, we can't be ambiguous! And if you send it, it costs 500 yuan a piece, and a nail costs 2,000 yuan a piece. But I advise you to persuade these two Dongjue ideas, the ghosts' hair and nails are related to their yin qi, if they are missing, they will be greatly damaged. You may think that a hair is nothing, but the female ghost will also be very painful. There is a Dongjue that can be sold, that is, her spit, this one milliliter of No. 2 yuan. ”
I shook it and said, "Let's sell ghost milk in turn, she is very opposed to selling her Dongjue." It's not easy to fool the ghost milk, and I don't dare to hope for it at all. ”
The woman smiled, then stopped the tricycle and left. I looked at the business card curiously and was dumbfounded.
Deputy Manager of Zhou Tianshi Li Office, Ren Li Manager, Logistics Manager, Finance Manager, Li Service Assistant: Wang Mingyi. Phone Number: 158585XXXXX......
Feelings, this Wang Mingyi is a super handyman under Zhou Tianwen, I dare to guarantee that there are definitely only two people in this Zhou Tianshi Li Office, otherwise Wang Mingyi would not just throw an olive branch to me!
Fortunately, I didn't agree, otherwise I would have to die of exhaustion.
I collected the money, and at this time I felt sleepy, so I randomly found an empty classroom that did not attend classes, and lay on the table and fell asleep......
I had slept for a few hours in the early hours of the morning, so I woke up at two o'clock this time. When I woke up, I felt very hungry and planned to go and eat some sleep.
I sat down at a restaurant near the school, and now that I had a lot of money, I had the luxury of asking for a poached pork slice and a bowl of white rice.
I was eating, and suddenly someone called me. I picked up my phone and looked at it, and found that it was Zhang Li calling. I hurriedly picked up the phone and asked Zhang Li what she had. Clip the island of garbage.
"Li He, save my ......"
Zhang Li's voice sounded very urgent, and I was a little nervous all of a sudden, and asked her what happened to her.
"I'm in the dorm, this ......"
At this time, the voice on the mobile phone was already a little inaudible, and there was gradually no sound there. Could it be that Zhang Li met something beautiful in the dormitory?
I could eat, so I hurriedly paid and ran towards Zhang Li's dormitory. As I said before, we are a pheasant university here, and the dormitory management is not very strict, so my aunt asked me what I was doing, and I said that my girlfriend was sick, and I would send her some money.
My aunt didn't stop me, I knew that Zhang Li's dormitory was 407, so I hurriedly ran upstairs.
It was afternoon and there weren't many people in the dorm, so I rushed to the fourth floor and stopped.
Wrong......
This fourth floor is already a little wrong......
The corridor here is very quiet, and although there are not many people in the dormitory in the afternoon, it will not be so quiet. When I passed by the third floor just now, there was a dormitory that was quite noisy, but when I got to the corridor on the fourth floor, I couldn't hear the slightest sound.
There is a dirty Dongjue.
I gritted my teeth and continued to walk towards 407, the peachwood sword was in my bag, if there was really a ghost, I was the only one who could help Zhang Li now.
"Uh......h Scold...... Woo...... Heh......"
At this time, the ghost laugh came to my ears, and the ghost laughed like the female ghost teacher. I knew I couldn't delay any longer, so I hurried towards 407.
When I came to the door of 407, the door here was closed, and I quickly patted the door: "Zhang Li, I'm here, you come out quickly." ”
"Oh...... I'm coming......"
To my surprise, Zhang Li's voice inside sounded a little calm, she came over and opened the door, and smiled at me: "You're here, there's no beauty anymore, thank you." ”
But my heart sank, and I didn't let go of it at all......
When did Zhang Li ...... Growing taller?
I subconsciously glanced at her feet, which were exaggerated on tiptoe...... R832