Chapter 60: I'm Back
Figaro sat bored on the throne and watched a few jugglers from the west play a game of toss, his grandfather Torres grabbed the administrative power after returning to the bridge of lights, and there was no room for him to interfere, and the little devil was demoted to the post of chancellor of the exchequer, and in order to prepare for this flashy feast, he could be regarded as begging his father to sue his grandmother to borrow everywhere to make up the expenses.
Tirion had no interest in the lavish banquet they held purely to show that the merits of Aulanger IV far surpassed those of his predecessors, and he parched to his father at the imperial council every day with parchment written all over it, that we should pay attention to the people's livelihood, that we should give equal attention to the chaos that was still active in various places, that we should develop the agricultural industry, and that we should do everything possible to quell the disputes with the East China Sea and avoid the recurrence of war, etc., but his father asked rhetorically:
"Are you the Prime Minister? You're the Chancellor of the Exchequer now, just take care of the money, and you don't need to worry about anything else! β
Sitting at the head of the newly promoted Minister of Justice, Tirien drank sweet red wine, but felt that the wine was so bitter, and just yesterday, Figaro announced the new queen - Ymir. Tyrrell, an 18-year-old virgin, the fiancΓ©e of the former king of the East Joria, and the little princess of Tyrell, the largest family in Eastern Xinjiang, the combination of interests made Figaro's royal power more stable, but he threw the usurper's eldest daughter Jennifer to Tyrion, which was clearly an insult, but Tyrian did not refuse in order to protect Mild's daughter, of course, it was in vain to refuse, his father was very satisfied that a dwarf like Tyrian could inherit the foundation of the Northern Frontier.
In addition, his father made a jaw-dropping decision to marry Queen Mother Annise to Frey, the King of the Vale, a senile dementiab, in order to stabilize the dynasty's rule in the middle, which was the first of its kind for the Orange dynasty, even though you were the former prime minister. At the same time, he is also the father of the Queen Mother, but if you do this, aren't you afraid that Ou Langjie III will crawl out of the grave and strangle you.
So everyone present today, the Queen Mother had a black face, Tirien had a black face, Jennifer wanted to have a black face but only dared to force a smile, and the Tyrells, Lannisters, and Freys were happy, and His Majesty Figaro, who was sitting on the throne and didn't know the situation at all.
"Alright. It's boring! Get out!"
Figaro stood up, grabbed a handful of Jin Su from the gold plate in front of the table and threw it down, the jugglers quickly picked up Jin Su and bent down and pushed it down, and Imir, who was sitting next to him, gently said to him that he could watch the folk dance from across the narrow sea, but Figaro had his own plans, and he raised his glass and shouted to the nobles sitting in the throne room:
"These worthless programs are simply not worthy of the luxury of the Oulangjie dynasty, so I spent three days preparing a wonderful program called the Rebellion of the Three Emperors and Five Kings, come on!"
Figaro put down his glass and clapped his hands. A group of golden-robed men walked in with handcuffed and shackled men. Julian, Bellien, Lake, Rosa, Lake's wife, Simola, the one-eyed daughter Seamole, Pongsis, Poncis's crippled son Sheen, Mild's illegitimate son Ace, crippled son Morion, youngest son Jorken, demented Addo, Brenita with a broken leg, Joria's only son Matthew, an unknown orc, and Carly's handmaidens Ellie and Kiki.
There is also a handsome blonde man with a two-handed sword representing Figaro, and his other uncle, Carl. Lannister, Julian, who was wearing a torture device, rushed at him with burning eyes as soon as he saw Tirian, and the two gold-robed men hurriedly grabbed the iron chains on his torture instrument and accused Julian, Julian shouted at Tirian:
"You promised me to let Bairien go, why did you break your word! You're the Prime Minister. How can you be so untrustworthy? β
Tyrion quickly turned his head away, and he did let Barrion go. But Figaro's order directly crossed him and asked Bell to intercept Bellien's fleeing ship, Figaro stood up and walked to Julian's side, the King's Staff in his hand forced Julian to kneel with an irresistible force, he nodded at Bell, who was sitting on the right side of Torres, and said:
"It's thanks to the reminder of Lord Bell that I didn't get away with the big fish of Bailien. Oh, by the way, Tirion isn't the Prime Minister anymore, and he can't take your complaint. β
"Figaro, I am the vicarious of Mother Earth. You can't treat me like that. β
"So what, I'm still the Father's substitute, okay, no nonsense, let me introduce you to these actors who are about to appear in the historical drama The Rebellion of the Three Emperors and Five Kings!"
Osmond, wearing an iron helmet, ran behind the crowd with small steps, until he ran behind the Prime Minister and whispered a few words to him, Torres waved his hand and said:
"Go and dispose of him, don't let him sweep away His Majesty's interest."
"But my lord, he ...... He was able to escape the siege of the army last time, and now he ......"
"Do you need me to teach you, he doesn't have an artifact, but it's just a little stronger than ordinary people, you 5,000 city guards grew up eating, and you can't resist shooting with arrows!"
"Yes, yes, yes."
Osmond flinched back, and Torres turned his gaze back to Figaro, who was very talented in acting, and first pulled Bellien's chain around the field, and introduced how awesome the chief consul of the awkward kingdom of Chetu Walser was to rush over with people, only to be crippled by Figaro's clever use of green fire, and become a prisoner.
Figaro didn't introduce one, it would cause laughter, whether it was the king's stinky feet or a sincere laugh, it made Tirion feel embarrassed, since ancient times, it is easy to humiliate people to kill, there has never been a new thing in the past dynasties that the king of a country insulted the prisoners of war so much, Tirion really couldn't listen to it, turned around and was about to leave, but Jennifer grabbed him and said:
"My brother and brothers are humiliated here, and I haven't left, are you going to leave?"
Looking at Jennifer's resolute face, Tirion felt that today's matter was a big deal, women don't use crying and flesh as weapons, what will they use as weapons, Tirion thought of a terrible result, he stared at the wine glass that Jennifer held tightly in his hand, leaned over and whispered:
"Don't use poison to kill him, your brothers and brothers will bury him, believe me, I will do my best to help you get out, and I will also find a way to save your brothers and brothers."
Jennifer didn't expect the little devil to be so smart. The glass in her hand tightened, and she said:
"If you're going to stop me, all you have to do is shout."
ββ¦β¦ Well, give me the glasses, I've had enough of this bullshit party! β
"What do you want to do?"
Tirien snatched the glass from Jennifer's hand and immediately overturned the dishes and flasks on the table. Figaro, who was enthusiastically introducing the prisoners of war, turned around and came over with a smile and said:
"My uncle, what are you doing, anxious to carry your bride to the cave room?"
"Hahahaha!"
The nobles laughed again, and Tirien took advantage of Jennifer's distraction to snatch the wine glass and was about to pour it on the ground, but Figaro stopped him first, he snatched the wine glass and put it to his mouth, and said with a smile:
"After talking about it for so long, I feel very thirsty...... Gollum! β
The crowd watched as Figaro drank it all. He threw away the wine glass and walked towards the throne with a smile, when suddenly he covered his heart and fell to the ground in pain, and the Queen Mother rushed out first, helped her son, looked at his constantly changing face, and screamed:
"Guards! Catch those two monarch killers! β
"Enough! Get up, Your Majesty. Your performance was so good that you almost moved the gods. β
Torres knew that the body of a demigod was not afraid of any toxins. Figaro's performance was too much, and it would be disgusting after that, and sure enough, Figaro opened his eyes and stood up, and said with a smile:
"Arrest Tiriam and his lovely wife, they are plotting to kill the king! It's ridiculous. Don't you know that God is always on my side? β
Tirien shook his head and looked at Figaro, he never understood what kind of brain-dead decision would make Orange III choose Figaro as his successor, Tirien and Jennifer were escorted down by the golden robe, and Figaro sat back on the throne. Clapping:
"Let's start, let's recreate the rebellion of the Three Emperors and Five Kings!"
The golden robe threw out more than a dozen weapons, let them choose, the strong orc with insufficient brain capacity picked up a giant machete first, he howled and rushed to the golden robe beside him, Carl's two-handed sword came first, and his head was cut off with a single sword, and the blood made the nobles on the scene crazy, they stood up and screamed like civilians in the gladiatorial arena and killed and killed! From time to time, the wine glasses in their hands spilled red wine, staining their gorgeous costumes.
Chai Vilas, who had been standing in the corner, looked at this qiΔ with a numb expression, he suddenly felt very cold, put his hands back into his wide sleeves, and paced away slowly.
The rest of the people picked up their weapons one after another, although none of them were the opponents of Karl, who was blessed by the god of Lai, but they were not willing to sit still, in the once noble and luxurious royal court, how many generations of hard work are being defiled, except for the mad king, who else can act as arbitrarily as Figaro, this is the thought in the hearts of many people who are still sensible, maybe, it's time to go, this place, if you stay for a long time, your IQ will decline.
"Poof!"
Sheehan fell to the ground with blood spurting from his mouth, Karl's sword cut off his left arm, and he crawled towards his father, who was lying on the ground, shouting:
"Why, that's why, you gave me to Mild as a hostage in the first place, and then you didn't want to help me, why, is the throne really so important to you, more important than my only son!"
"Sheehan!"
Carl cut off his head and kicked Sheehan's head to Poncis, who completely collapsed, and he hugged Carl's head and laughed:
"We are mudbloods, we can be trampled on at will, we were born in dust, and we will return to dust!"
Poncis rushed at Carl with his son's head in his arms, Carl's two-handed sword pierced his chest, Poncis grabbed Carl's hands tightly, coughed up blood and shouted:
"Go to hell, Lannister incest!"
Julian and Bailien in the back struck Carl with their swords, grabbed their chained golden robes and pulled them back, and the two fell to the ground, once again causing the audience to laugh.
Karl kicked Poncis away, turned and walked towards Julian and Bailien, saying as he went:
"I've heard that the defenses of the Federal Shield are impregnable, I wonder if you can preserve your reputation for unbreakable defenses under the sword of the gods?"
"Then you can try!"
A voice from outside the door drew everyone's attention, and Zhang Huen, who had been soaked in a pool of blood, dragged the ankle of a corpse and walked in.
"Oh my God, it's Osmond!"
Zhang Huen threw Osmond's body into the field, looked at the nobles in the throne hall, and said with a smile:
"I'm back, Your Majesty, a little meaning is not a tribute!" (To be continued......)