Voiceover, Lao Song's self-description: "There are so many bamboo boards, don't boast about it, let's praise who threw slippers and smashed me!" Well, to get back to the point, just when I was in a hurry to solve a physiological problem, an enemy suddenly attacked! Holding two Xuanhua board axes, standing beside me and facing me is a left and right chop, fortunately, Brother Song, I am not an ordinary person, and I easily escaped the attack that would kill me, here, I want to thank Master Zu for his blessing, otherwise I would have been a eunuch just now. ”

After hearing Lao Song's exclamation, we hurriedly ran over, and the scene in front of us made us all stunned.

Lao Song's grandson stood next to a puppet made of bronze and lifted his pants, seeing our eyes in seconds, Lao Song was about to cry, and shouted: "It's not what you imagined!" ”

We smiled and replied in unison: "We understand, we all understand, you continue." ”

While we were teasing each other, the bronze golem ran towards us with an axe raised, a low roar coming out of its mouth.

"My bronze lord, you are holding such a big axe to kill us!" We saw it running towards us, and hurried to the other side of the hallway, and when we saw the giant axe in its hand, we were so frightened that we almost threw out our pee.

"Dad! What is this grandson? I asked loudly behind my father, who turned his face and glared at me when he heard my question: "How does Lao Tzu know!" Just look at his size and know that it's not a good stubble, let's just run! ”

The soldier was also a smart man, and when he saw that this grandson was so brave, he didn't dare to shoot him in the face with a gun like a stupid bold.

It wasn't a way to run like this, so Six Fingers took out a bundle of black and shiny rope-like things from his pocket, pinched the end of the rope and threw it towards the side of the corridor, only to see that the rope was like a nail when it hit the wall, and it was nailed to the wall tightly. Six Fingers rolled on the ground and ran behind the puppet to pull hard, what happened in front of us was not as beautiful as we imagined, in our imagination, after Six Fingers pulled the rope, the puppet fell in response. But the immediate one

"Your uncle! Help! "The puppet didn't mean to fall down after being tripped by the rope, but dragged his six fingers and ran up, not slow down at all. After a while, the grandson ran behind us, and my father didn't dare to slack off, so he took out a small bottle of cinnabar from his bag and threw it at the puppet.

There was a crisp sound, and the cinnabar was sprinkled all over the puppet's chest. It seemed that Cinnabar seemed to work very well with this thing, and after touching Cinnabar, the grandson stopped and did not move. Seeing that the attack worked, we all sat on the ground panting, and my father was still muttering, "See? That's what I'm capable of! Easily packed up this grandson! ”

If we hadn't seen you run for your life before, we might all have believed you. Who ran first in front? Who called Master Zu to save his life while running? But dad is an elder after all, and we should maintain dad's dignity! So we all smiled hypocritically, and kept praising Dad: "You are amazing." It's really brave! ”

Dad probably didn't hear that we were talking back, and took all our compliments with a smug face.

"It's a work of art!" The fat man took a magnifying glass and studied beside the puppet without knowing whether he was alive or dead, and his mouth kept sighing: "Look at the portrayal of these facial features, look at the armor on the body, it is exactly the same as a real person, the terracotta warriors and horses are a request!" ”

The fat man, in some cases, is the most daring of the seven of us to meet these ancient things.

No matter how dangerous it is, this grandson will be excited to take a magnifying glass to watch.

I admire him in this regard.

"It's not easy." Dad walked over to the puppet and looked at it, "This thing has yin energy in it, but the whole body is cast in bronze, and I've never seen anything like this." The sound of the stone shattering just now was made by it. Speaking of which, Dad pointed to the corridor where we came: "The humanoid stone carving on the wall is empty, and it is estimated that it came out of it." ”

Never mind how amazing this thing is, okay? Let's run first, shall we? We won't be able to make a fuss when this thing moves for a while!

"Dad, fat brother, can we go first?" I exclaimed with a bitter face: "None of us are opponents when this thing moves in a moment!" ”

"Fart! Won't I be able to clean it up? Dad said angrily.

"You just used up all the rest of the cinnabar," I covered my face helplessly.

"Haha, we should pay attention to safety, let's go, let's go, this thing is nothing to look at." Dad greeted with a smile on his face.

Dad's habit of accepting when he sees it is good, I have seen it a long time ago.

When I was in junior high school, I had a birthday that day, and my father quietly came to my room at night and said mysteriously: "Xiaofan, my father let you meet the legendary zombie today, so that you can see it for a long time." ”

When I heard it, I jumped with excitement! Zombies! I grew up watching Uncle Ying's movies since I was a child! I couldn't be more interested in this stuff!

But after I saw the legendary zombie that night, I was disappointed in the world.

I saw my father mysteriously run to the mass grave, and after a while, a zombie came out of the mountain, this zombie was yellow-faced and thin, wearing a gray robe, and at first glance it was the virtue of insufficient nutrition and falling down as soon as the wind blew.

"Dad, where did you get this?" I asked with a depressed expression.

"That day, I came here to help people watch feng shui, and I felt that there was a corpse in the back mountain, and then I found this zombie." Dad looked at me with pride.

"How do I think this thing, the little fat who is not in elementary school next door has combat effectiveness," I almost cried when I heard my dad say this.

"Fart! I'll show you his fighting power! Dad shouted angrily, and raised his hand to tear off the talisman on the zombie's head. As soon as the charm broke away from the zombie's body, the grandson was about to pounce on his father, who looked at the fangs in the zombie's mouth, and without hesitation, pasted the talisman again, and said to me with a sneer: "What, it's not too early, it's time to go home, otherwise beware of your mother cleaning you up." ”

In Dad's words, he called a gentleman not to stand under the dangerous wall, in fact, it is the legendary "accept it when you see it".

When we raised our feet and were about to leave, the puppet body that was fixed by cinnabar began to tremble slightly.

What is the rhythm of this? That's the rhythm we're going to run!

"I'm rubbing! Run! As expected, Dad was the first to run out, and kept shouting: "What are you still stunned for!" Wait for death! ”

Before we could run a few steps, the puppet had already started to move, and strangely enough, it didn't chase us, but just stood by the wall and slapped its hand on the silhouette of the human figure carved on the wall.