Chapter Twenty-Three: A Pure Maid?
Jia Dadiao pseudo-Niang studio. Dadiao introduced his workplace and deep hobbies to Zhang Xiaoyu and other men.
The pseudo-mother culture has a long history and is very imaginable. The disaster that captivates the country and the city is not necessarily a beauty, but also a pseudo-mother. The goal of the eagle eagle is to cultivate a group of high-quality puppet girls. Zhang Xiaoyu, the king of fruits, is the goal of Jia Dadiao's pursuit, as long as the king of fruits agrees, the students of the eagle believe in their own technology, and they will definitely be able to turn Xiaoyu into a beautiful pseudo-mother.
"Ho ho, since you're here, if you don't make you a pseudo-mother, wouldn't you be responsible for my Jia Dadiao's name."
Dadiao thought purely.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I won't return to Shengji at noon. Eat at my house. ”
Jia Dadiao said with a smile.
Just go back within the time set by the beast.
Zhang Xiaoyu, the king of fruits, squatted on the ground and teased the music machine, "Lie down." ”
"Even though I'm just a dog, I have dignity." The machine qì dog refused the instructions of the king of fruits. "I am a product of high technology, how can I succumb to human beings."
"Are you a male dog or a female dog?"
"I'm a dog."
"How old are you?"
"One year, three months, seven days, 10 hours, 34 minutes and 23 seconds."
The mechanical-like voice of the machine qì dog sounded.
"Xiaoyu, stop playing. Hurry up and make a drop of life, we still have cos pseudo-mother! A few of us must participate in exchange student activities.,We represent the second-year man.,We represent Shengji School Park.,We can't let the bad people of the hot-blooded colleges and universities underestimate us.。 ”
Jia Dadiao pulled up Zhang Xiaoyu.
"Since we want to cos pseudo-mother, we naturally have to do our best."
"I agree."
"No comment."
"It seems to be funny."
The men expressed their support for Jia Dadiao's statement.
Xifa is the most qualified among these men to express his opinions, and the men are also staring at the little fresh pseudo-girl Xifa, hoping that Xifa and the eagle can come up with a specific plan.
Senior Sixty-Nine completely took off his white shirt, revealing the white bra underneath. Oops, Senior Liujiu's hood today is pure white.
Without waiting for Jia Dadiao to speak, Senior Liujiu calmly walked to the spacious wardrobe. There are all kinds of cute women's clothes neatly stacked in the wardrobe, and of course, women's underwear, pants. This has to make people wonder if the eagle eagle has a habit of collecting women's clothes.
"This is?!"
Senior Liujiu stopped next to a prop model.
"En, it's not out, Sixty-Nine senior, the prototype of this prop model is you!"
Jia Dadiao announced loudly.
Hula! King Guo and his entourage gathered around the prop models with an equal scale of 1:1.
"Emma, it's really like, it's exactly the same as Senior Sixty-Nine."
“…… The degree of restoration is really high. ”
"How?"
"Hey, secret."
Jia Dayao smiled mysteriously.
"I'm satisfied."
Senior Liujiu patted Jia Dadiao's shoulder. Because the mannequin of his proportions wears a sexy and amorous red bra cover, the way the hood is fastened is different, not the back button but the front button. The underside of the mannequin wears a fruit apron of the same color! It's a fruit apron.
Xiaobai couldn't help but lift the red fruit apron, and then stopped talking.
It's a big one.
Underneath the red apron was a large insect standing up. It can be seen that Xiaobai has a little inferiority.
Senior Sixty-Nine was also staring at the big worm.
“…… I have to say that the length is not enough, and the roughness is worse. ”
"It's a hard work for modelers, and it's amazing to be able to restore this kind of process."
"Look, what is this!!"
Jia Dapeng suddenly discovered the New World.
In the middle of the New World sat an unclothed fruit man.
It's just that the man is made of brass, and the man's yellow mushroom doesn't know why it's white! It should be discolored by repeated rubbing of human hands. Next to the brass man stood a sign that read: Thinking man, prototype Zhang Xiaoyu.
Zhang Xiaoyu is not calm.
"Hey, who rubbed my brass-colored chicken nine minus one into white, how incongruous, how unbelievable!"
“……”
Jia Dadiao was silent.
Ah, one by one, I broke into my pseudo-mother's studio and changed the color of the brass fruit king's chicken nine minus one touch that I collected!
Bang Dang!! The sound of the fruit bowl falling to the ground rang out. King Guo, Da Diao and the others looked back, oops, there were two maids, one was the round-faced maid Xiaoyuan, and the other was the maid Xiaomei with a pale face!
The maid Xiaoyuan glanced at the brass-colored bronze sculpture of the King of Fruits, and then at the mushrooms of the white man. In her heart, Xiaoyuan understood, she understood everything, it must be a good thing that Xiaobai did. No wonder Xiaomei always wanders around the young master's pseudo-mother's studio. Madoka looked at Xiaomei's panicked expression as if the end was coming, and she was even more convinced that her guess was correct. "Xiaomei, why does this guy rub Xiaoyu's bronze chicken nine minus one!" Madoka was also stunned.
"Master Xiaoyu, I, I'm ......"
The maid Xiaomei is dressed in the same way as Madoka. It's just that her face is a goose egg face, a very graceful and sweet girl.
"Xiaomei, did you rub it?"
Jia Dadiao said unhappily.
"How did you get in?"
Jia Dadiao said angrily.
"Young master, your pseudo-mother's studio, not only the master and lady have come in, but the old housekeeper with steamed hair has also often come in. The two young masters also played here. There's no secret at all. ”
The hidden S maid Xiaoyuan said expressionlessly.
"That's right, young master. I will tell you again an unfortunate thing. ”
“…… Speak. ”
"Master, that is, your father, after visiting your pseudo-mother's studio, he seems to have awakened a strange hobby. Madame too! I heard that the lady wore men's clothes, and the lord wore women's clothes, and the lord and the lady played a game of changing clothes and changing roles in the secret room and swimming pool! ”
Madoka said something very amazing.
“……”
Jia Dadiao was silent.
Oops, I'll go. My old-fashioned father, he, he also wants to join the pseudo-motherhood? My mother too, she was swollen and dressed in men's clothes, and she wanted to completely crush her father under her? Jia Dadiao thought a lot and thought a lot. The more I think about it, the more scary I feel. "Hey, how did you get my fingerprints and the model of the tip of my chest? There is also a third stone gate, could it be that the old butler's little friend is long enough to stab the trigger mechanism? Jia Dadiao asked.
"Ernie sauce."
"My stupid brother."
A pair of pink makeup and jade Zhengtai appeared, and they were Jia Dadiao's twin brothers. It was the old butler who brought them here.
"Don't call your brother stupid."
"Yes, yes. Brother, the model of your boobs was naturally made by me. ”
"Ernie sauce, I took your fingerprints."
"Young master, my old companion is still very tough, really long enough, to stab the mechanism in the hollow of the third stone gate."
“……”
Jia Dadiao was completely speechless.
Betrayed, he felt betrayed by his twin brother and the old housekeeper. The whole family casually entered his big carving pseudo-niang studio, and he was the only one who was kept in the dark and unaware.
"Brother Xiaoyu, your brass statue is so personal. Why did your yellow mushroom turn white? ”
"Brother Xiaoyu, did you rub it?"
The twins of Jia Mansion asked with a smile.
Madoka hurriedly walked over and took one of the twins, and Xiaomei walked over with a white face and took the other twin.
"Sister Xiaomei, I know you did it. It was you who rubbed the mushrooms of the brass statue of Brother Xiaoyu into white! I secretly watched you rub your face while blushing from behind, Sister Xiaomei, were you very hot at the time? Why blush and panting? ”
"Hehehe......"
The maid Xiaomei smiled darkly.
The laugh is creepy. One of the twins who watched was cold all over.
"Sister Xiaomei, you seem to be broken!"
"Bad kids need to be punished. Guess how my sister punished you? ”
“…… No! I don't want to wear a miniskirt! I'm a pure man, I'm a pure man, I'm a man, a man. Eagle Oni sauce, Brother Xiaoyu, steamed bun housekeeper, save people, save people. ”
And then the eggs.
The maid Xiaomei took one of the twins.
The other twin smiled siniverly in Madoka's arms. “…… Sample, tell you to talk nonsense. You don't know that after Sister Xiaomei left, Sister Xiaoyuan also came in, and Sister Xiaoyuan licked it with her tongue, licking the mushrooms of Brother Xiaoyu's brass statue. You idiot, you don't know anything, you deserve to be punished. The other twin that Madoka was holding thought very quietly, he didn't speak, and was a quiet Zhengtai.
"That, Xiaoyu, I'm sorry. Your yellow mushroom is rubbed white by Xiaomei. ”
Jia Dadiao said apologetically.
"Oops, oops, the brass statue of Master Xiaoyu is so beautiful."
The old butler, who was full of small steamed buns, said with a smile.
"Light rain?"
"Huh?"
"Shall I send your brass statue to the housekeeper to your house?"
"Okay."
"Eagle classmate."
"Senior Sixty-Nine, what's the matter?"
"Send my 1:1 mannequin to my house too."
“…… Good. ”
Jia Dadiao said.
"Old butler, you know what to do."
"Yes, young master. I'll arrange for someone right away. ”
The old butler with the little steamed bun hairstyle walked away quickly.
"Dadiao, do you have a sculpture of mine in your pseudo-mother's studio?"
"Nope."
“……”
“……”
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"Who are you?!"
"This young lady, hello, we are the waiters of Jiafu, and we are responsible for carrying the brass statue of Young Master Xiaoyu."
“…… Uh, a brass statue of a light rain? Jia Fu? Are you the waiter of Jia Dadiao's house? ”
"Uh-huh."
"Hurry up, be careful, don't damage the brass statue of Young Master Xiaoyu."
"This young lady, where do we put the brass statue of Young Master Xiaoyu?"
"Wait a minute, let me see what it is."
Flow. The rabbit lifted the soft cloth that covered the brass statue.
“……”
Flow. The rabbit stopped talking.
The first thing the rice grains saw was a whitish brass sculpture of a chicken nine minus one.
"This young lady, this young lady, what's wrong with you?"
"Does it matter?"
"Are you okay?"
“…… It's okay, it's okay. Move the statue to Xiaoyu's room on the second floor. I have to hide him! ”
"Okay, as you wish." (To be continued.) )