Chapter 411: I mean, everyone here is rubbish

readx;?“ Under the leadership of Ah Xu, the SOS group defeated the evil Wuchang, and the SOS group re-established a new world order, and then Ah Xu began to take the spring day all over the world to open a harem and make daughters! Congratulations, Coca-Cola! End of the book"

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Life cover pouring is not his real name, but a pen name, he is an online housekeeper, sitting at home, isn't it just sitting at home?

On weekdays, I make a living by writing the Internet, and I am lucky that I can make a living.

However, the results of this book are not ideal, I think too much, but I don't have enough pen power, and I can't show the interesting stories I think of to readers, so I hit the street as a matter of course...... Maybe for many people, this is not a street fight, but compared to his last book, it is already a complete street fight.

After all, people have to make progress again, if they can't progress, then what's the difference with salted fish!

Since he hit the street, he gave up the plan to continue to open the copy of the water word count, worked hard to finish the story, and then considered the new book.

The living cover leaned against the pillow, looking up at the ceiling, wandering out of the world.

Because sitting for a long time is not good for the waist, in order to meet the basic needs of his wife in the future, he can't let the waist be scrapped early in the early stage, so the life cover is always written on the bed.

It's the end of another month, and tomorrow will be April 1st, if he posts the finale tomorrow, will he be killed by readers?

But any author, playing with the feelings of readers, will always make them feel an inexplicable pleasure.

Maybe it's because every author has a trembling heart, right?

Living cover poured out his hand to pick up the water from the bedside table, the water has already cooled, he likes to pay full attention when he codes, he doesn't like to bother, and he even forgets to go to the toilet. Because it is a handicap, it is not a one-time stack, if it is interrupted. This can lead to a disconnect in inspiration.

Uninspired - that is, when it is commonly known as Carvin, the speed can fall to two hundred per hour, but the average speed can be maintained at a thousand times a year, and the previous chapter was 3000 words. However, since the full attendance system was changed, the full attendance was reduced to 4,000 words, so his chapter became 2,000 words, two changes a day.

Full attendance can really make people lazy - life covers one side to slander Tencent's door, 4000 words and the previous 6000 words seem to be a thousand words full attendance has not changed. But the ceiling has changed. Now it can only be 4000, and there used to be several grades.

I don't know if the money deducted from here is enough for them to spend a night on the big sword?

What's next?

Why don't you write the Infinite R?

It's been a long time since I've read it.,Why don't you write a book yourself?

Life Gai thought about it, and then dispelled this warm thought, spreading pornography is a crime, and if you write it, you will go to jail, or you can enjoy it yourself, and it is not a crime if you don't spread it.

"As the last battle, I didn't even fight. It's over in one sentence? ”

"I don't know if I don't write, I found out that I'm not good at writing battles, and I always feel that I lack a breath of energy when I write it, since I can't write well, I just don't write it, so as to save readers the embarrassment of reading."

"If you're not good at writing battles, why do you have to do so many things every time? For example, if you go to the world of Lelouch, you just have fun, why do you want to make a brother control. Come? If you are looking for Ah Xu, you can find Ah Xu, and it would be good to simply find it. Why do you want to play an inexplicable game, and in the end you forcibly let Ah Xu disappear, if you disappear, you will disappear, and it will be good if you find it? In the end, a big brawl was forced to come? I clearly said that I was not good at writing battles. Why are there battles everywhere? ”

"Hey, what's the point of being so simple? As the saying goes, the text seems to look at the mountains and doesn't like the flat, and the plot has to be twists and turns, twists and turns! That's how you can engage your readers! I found it all at once, so how did it lead to a side plot? Of course it's going to be messed into! Don't you think that's full of surprises? Don't you think that's funny? ”

"There were accidents, but I didn't find them interesting. Do you think it's funny that the big aunt suddenly came when the place was about to break? ”

"Don't you find it interesting?"

"Okay, I see, you're a pervert."

"Cut! You know what, this is called a gentleman! ”

"There are still a lot of holes that have not been filled, Ah Xu's memory has not been recovered, Hashida Zhi has been forgotten, Tsukinomiya Yayu is lost on the road of life, what happened to the SOS group back then has not yet been explained, Ah Xu. The relationship, how did Ah Xuan and I meet, what is the void, why can this strange world full of slots exist, so many pits have not been filled, do you think that after finishing this book, you won't be killed? ”

"What are you afraid of, readers don't know where my home is anyway."

"I'll beat you to death."

The life of the fugue outside the world has been poured back to his senses, and it seems that someone was talking to him just now?

Mom went to play mahjong, Dad went on a trip, and my wife was carrying water to her mouth, who was the thing that was talking?

It can't be a ghost, right?

Life Gai Dou thought casually, listening to the voice seems to be a very cute female ghost, Life Gai Dou licked his lips, there are even female ghosts who dare to appear in front of a single dog, today let her see the power of a single dog for more than 20 years!

Life Gai poured his head to look at it, and there was no imaginary terrifying face. A round face with a slight baby fat, short hair just past the ears, a yellow daze on his head, a bunch of clear, bright big eyes, with an inexplicable momentum to look at life.

The life cover asked his wife to put down the water cup, and then held the shoulders of the "female ghost" and pushed her outward, widening the distance.

Yellow shirt,Blue denim hot pants,The smell of a book is all over the body.。

Every single dog must have fantasized about the dream of a soft girl from the sky, but when life is really experienced, it is ......

"Ahh

The living cover poured his head and rolled down from the bed, his head knocked on the bedside table, his hands and feet were pressed backwards to the corner, his eyes widened, and he pointed at the "female ghost" in disbelief: "You, you, you ......"

I stammered for a long time, and I couldn't say a complete sentence.

"What are you? Am I that scary? "Female ghost" raised her eyebrows and said impatiently.

"Haruhi Suzumiya!"

Haruhi Suzumiya picked up the notebook that had fallen on the ground, deleted the last "finale" in D, and glanced back at Life Gai: "If you dare to finish the book, you will be sentenced to death." ”

……

"I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying that everyone here is rubbish!"

Suzumiya Haruhi's cold and arrogant voice echoed, and the life cover was lifted by Suzumiya Haruhi by the collar, looking around with a confused face, what the hell is going on! To be continued.