I'm a little flute.

Did Hai Dongqing say that he was a tomb robber just now? Did I hear me right?

No, if he was a tomb robber, then how could the fat uncle get mixed up with him?!

"Pour me a glass of water, thank you." Hai Dongqing shook the cup in front of me, I woke up slowly, subconsciously took the cup, ran to the water dispenser and poured him a glass of water.

"Fat uncle, you are" I hesitated to ask the doubts in my heart, but I didn't know how to speak.

Could it be that the fat uncle also followed the tomb robbery business? Digging up people's tombs is like killing parents, this thing is going to be damned!

The fat uncle waved his hand with a smile: "You hanging skin (stupid), where do you want to be angry (go)?" Is it hungry like four (yes) tomb robbers? ”

"Not really." I nodded, and I was not polite in my words: "With your size like Fat Uncle, you will never be able to drill into the thief hole." ”

Hearing me say this, the fat uncle almost died of anger, glared at me fiercely, and lit a cigarette: "Hungry to give you the community (talk) in the past few years." ”

Hearing this, I also lit a cigarette and smoked it, listening to the fat uncle's story in a fog.

According to Uncle Fat, his life over the years has been extremely rich, and I am stupid to listen to it.

Ten years ago, the fat uncle left Xiangxi with some travel expenses, saying that he was going to travel, but in fact, he was going to Shaanxi to find an old Taoist priest who adopted him.

According to common sense, relying on one's strength to find a person in an unfamiliar place is tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack.

But the fat uncle just got this needle! It sounds like the plot of a TV series!

Relying on those meager travel expenses, and relying on some rewards from watching feng shui on the road, the fat uncle found an old Taoist priest in Shaanxi for five years.

In his words, he is idle anyway, so it is better to go to Shaanxi to find out the old Taoist priest and clean him up to extinguish his anger.

Of course, in the second year after he left Xiangxi, when he called the old man to say this, he was almost scolded to death.

"It's thirty or almost forty people, and they haven't even made a home yet, are you looking for a JB Taoist?"

These are the old man's exact words.

In May 2002, that is, five years ago, Uncle Fat had been looking for the old Taoist priest for a long time to no avail, so he could only rent a suite in Shaanxi alone and temporarily live in Xianyang City.

On weekdays, I rely on showing people feng shui to make a living, and when I have spare time, I go to the Taoist temple in Shaanxi to look for traces of the old way.

Coincidentally, just half a year after renting a house, he was invited by several guests, saying that they asked Uncle Fat to follow them to Baiyun Mountain to watch the prayer ceremony held once every three months.

These guests are all big names in Uncle Fat's business, so if you don't slap people in the face if you are invited?

Besides, if you don't pay for it yourself, you can still mix a few meals to eat, so why not?

Uncle Bai Yunguan has also been to this place many times, and the purpose of each time is to inquire about the news of the old Taoist, but he has never gotten the news he wants, and he is depressed.

He often regrets that he didn't ask the old Taoist priest's surname as if he was a fool at the beginning, and he didn't even ask the Taoist number.

It turned out that when he was with the old Taoist, he was called the old Taoist old man, but now he regrets it, and his intestines are all repentant.

"You (said) you were hungry and sprinkled oil (why didn't you respect the old and love the young)?" The fat uncle shook his head when he said this, pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray with great regret, and said regretfully: "To be four (yes) hungry and respect the old and love the young, think more about the word politeness, and ask the old Taoist priest if you have time What is the surname of the old Taoist, isn't everything simple!" ”

I almost didn't laugh, and my fat uncle was so out of tune when he was a child.

"Look at your skin drops, you kind of laugh out four four (try)." The fat uncle looked at me menacingly, and I lowered my head a little, not wanting him to see my mocking smile.

Hai Dongqing looked at us, yawned boredly, supported his head with his hands, and quietly listened to the fat uncle tell the story.

According to Uncle Fat, he felt that his left eyelid was jumping that day, and something good should happen, but he didn't think much about it, after all, it could also be a cramp of his eyelids.

After arriving at the Baiyun Temple, several guests went to watch the ritual by themselves, while the fat uncle yawned and walked outside the temple, squatting down next to a stone hill to smoke.

As soon as he took two puffs, the fat uncle felt that someone tapped him on the shoulder, and when he looked back, he was almost scared to death.

"You four oils (no) on the scene, or you will be taken aback." The fat uncle shook his head helplessly.

When I looked back, it was no one else, it was the old Taoist priest that Uncle Fat had been looking for for many years!

The same rotten robe, the same dirty face, almost no change, more than ten years have passed as if he has not aged, and he is still the same as before.

"Yo, fatty, long time no see." The old Taoist priest greeted the fat uncle like this at the time: "It seems that we are still four (yes) fateful, after all these years, you are still hungry!" ”

At that time, the fat uncle was stunned for a long time, he didn't move for a while, and he didn't speak, just kept his head and looked at the old Taoist.

At first, the old Taoist priest thought that the fat uncle was going to play full martial arts with his master, but he was wrong.

When the fat uncle came back to his senses, his first reaction was to hug the old Taoist priest and cry bitterly, crying outside the Baiyun Temple like a child for a while, until the old Taoist priest was moved and gave him a slap, and the fat uncle returned to normal.

"You're a hanger! You're not ashamed to be hungry, you're ashamed! The fat uncle learned the tone of the old Taoist priest at that time and said, gritting his teeth: "The four of you (are) don't know how you feel when you are hungry, and you really want to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors." ”

After that, things are much simpler.

The fat uncle took the old Taoist back to live in the rented house, and then asked the old Taoist priest why he threw himself in Xiangxi.

If I tell the reason why the old Taoist priest threw the fat uncle down, it is estimated that many people think it is unreliable, but the reality is so unreliable, which is a very dramatic reason

The fat uncle was growing at that time, eating a lot, and he was lazy and refused to work.

The old Taoist priest felt that he couldn't afford to raise him, so he could only kick him out of the wall, and he secretly returned to Shaanxi and lived a life of idle clouds and wild cranes.

As the saying goes, people are forced out, and those who don't see the fat uncle being forced will find a job to do by themselves?

Without the old Taoist priest, he became diligent, and his life in Xiangxi was more nourishing than before.

But Uncle Fat never expected that not only was he looking for the old Taoist, but in fact, the old Taoist was also looking for him, because the old Taoist felt that he was almost old, and he estimated that the day of immortal death was approaching, so he wanted to meet his unreliable apprentice before he died.

can make people, the fat uncle is looking for it in Shaanxi, but the old Taoist priest went back to Xiangxi to find the fat uncle.

This back and forth has delayed several years of effort, but fortunately, the two still met after the last day, but unfortunately the old Taoist priest's time is running out.

"It's been a year, it's been almost a year, and the hungry master is gone." The fat uncle's eyes were a little red, he coughed dryly twice, and said with a wry smile: "When he was hungry, he remembered to ask his name. ”

Seeing that Uncle Fat was in a bad mood, I hurriedly comforted him a few words and diverted the topic: "Uncle Fat, which school is your master from?" ”

"He is just four (is) a Taoist priest who travels around, and the four (is) ancestors pass on the ability to drop feng shui, where is there any teacher." The fat uncle smiled and pointed at Hai Dongqing: "Then I know Xiao Hai when I am hungry." ”

That's to the point! What I want to know most is how Uncle Fat met this tomb robber!

"How did you meet?" I asked, the fat uncle didn't speak, just looked at Hai Dongqing, and there was a little funny in his eyes.

Hai Dongqing stood up expressionlessly and looked at me calmly: "Let's rest, where am I sleeping today?" ”

"Hey! Don't rush to sleep, buddy! Let's wait for Uncle Fat to tell this story! I smiled maliciously, it seems that there is something greasy in this, even this handsome iceberg with a paralyzed face wants to find a topic to escape, there must be a lot of places that can make me gossip.

Uncle Fat is a man who loves to dismantle the stage, when he sees the opportunity, can he not open his mouth to dismantle the stage?

"At that time, Xiao Haidi's wallet was stolen, and he was pitiful, and he had oil money on his body, so he could only go outside to find a job." The fat uncle smiled evilly: "As a result, I found a hungry fortune teller and said that four (yes) want to be a buddy." ”

No matter how much Hai Dongqing coughed, the fat uncle still told him about his humiliation at the beginning.

Hai Dongqing is a tomb robber, and he is a tomb robber with a missing brain, and because of his missing brain, his wallet was stolen.

Here's the thing.

In 04 years, Hai Dongqing went to Shaanxi alone to step on the spot, intending to find an ancient tomb that no one had stolen, but as soon as he got off the train, he immediately became stupid.

Seeing a middle-aged man greet him, the man said vigorously, why did you come! I've been waiting for you for a long time!

Hai Dongqing was still puzzled at the time, who is this person? Is it your own people?

didn't give him a chance to react, the middle-aged man smiled and hugged his shoulder, and said, "Why don't you tell me when you come to Shaanxi!" I'm good to pick you up, isn't it! ”

Just when Hai Dongqing was about to answer him, the middle-aged man's face changed, he looked at Hai Dongqing carefully with his eyes, and said embarrassedly: "I recognized the wrong person." ”

After speaking, the middle-aged man turned around and left, without the slightest hesitation, with the professional ethics that a thief should have.

Hai Dongqing didn't think much about it, out of the gate of the train station, he took a taxi and went straight to a small hotel on the outskirts of Xianyang City, there was nothing absolutely wrong when he got on the bus, but after getting off the train, he found that something was wrong, and his wallet was gone.

"Shame, shame." The fat uncle shook his head and sighed: "I also took a free drip taxi, and waited for the driver to chase Ha (down), and he ran directly to wipe (no) the shadow, which is too powerful." ”

Hai Dongqing's face was as usual, but he walked up to me and patted me: "Where is the bed?" Can you sleep? ”

I almost didn't get out of breath with a smile, and asked curiously, "Fat uncle, how do you know all these embarrassing things?" ”

"Xiaohai can't drink much, last time I was hungry or (drunk) two or two, and my brain was dizzy, so I talked to the whole society (said)." The fat uncle pretended not to see Hai Dongqing's gradually darkened face, stood up and walked into the back room: "Hungry to sleep, bag (don't) be hungry." ”

What does it mean to go to the clothes after the thing, and hide the merit and fame? Fat Uncle is!

After dismantling the stage, he did not hesitate to retire, this is too professional, and he is a professional household.

"Go to bed, it's not too early." I scratched my head, it seems that Hai Dongqing is not a bad person, anyway, he can't rob the tomb and steal my head, why do I care so much?

Inside, I made my bed and grinned.

There are two single beds in the house, and the bed occupied by the fat uncle Hai Dongqing doesn't want to go up, there is no place.

Looking left and right, it seems that you can only squeeze in with me all night, and make do with it tonight.

I was a little embarrassed: "What, the humble house is shabby, let's squeeze in for the night." ”

Hai Dongqing nodded, before I could speak, he took off his coat and pants straightforwardly, yawned and got into the quilt, leaving me a place inside, while he slept outside.

"What's wrong?" Hai Dongqing saw the corners of my mouth twitch, and he asked, "Aren't you sleepy?" ”

"It's nothing," I gritted my teeth and walked out of the back room, swallowing the sentence "If you don't wash your face or feet, you will drill my quilt and you don't need to smoke it".