"I'm enough for your uncle!"

I didn't mutter this sentence in my heart, I scolded it directly, which shows that I was really angry at the time.

The nine acupoints mentioned in the line are actually the nine acupoints in traditional Chinese medicine.

They are: Renying, Dumb Gate, Fengchi, Renzhong, Ermen, Qingming, Sun, Shenting, Baihui.

These nine acupuncture points are all on the head.

If nothing else, which living person can survive after chiseling the Baihui acupoint??

If this situation were to be treated as surgery and placed on the operating table in the hospital, I might be able to put down a snack at all.

But what about now?

Let Fang Shiliang, an old drunkard, take charge of the knife and give me a set of authentic craniotomy, is this a trouble? ?

"Don't get excited, I have a scientific basis for this." Fang Shiliang replied to me with a mouthful of wine, and didn't care that I scolded him just now: "Really, it's very scientific!" ”

I almost cried when I heard that.

Fuck me.

You are a gentleman, you tell me about science??

"The surname Fang! If you try to kill me! Just say it! Don't come to these vains!! I wanted to cry and scolded without tears: "No wonder you said this is my last meal!" You're quite caring!! ”

"I promise! I'll operate on you! It's absolutely impossible to kill you! Fang Shiliang swore to the sky: "If I kill you!" Let God kill me with a thunderbolt! ”

"You've always wanted to die! We all know that! How dare you swear by this?!! I was so angry that I scolded, "Why are you such a grandson??" ”

"Can't you believe me" Fang Shiliang said aggrievedly, looking at me with an extremely hurt look: "I have done this kind of surgery, and people are not living well." ”

Hearing this, I calmed down a little, picked up the bottle, and poured a few sips into it.

yes.

If Fang Shiliang wasn't sure, how could he mention this matter to me?

Am I really wrong to blame him??

"That Brother Fang, I was a little excited when I spoke just now, don't take it to heart" I first took a soft face, said a few soft words, and then cut to the chase, and asked him cautiously: "Who have you done this kind of surgery?" Is that man still alive? ”

"Alive." Fang Shiliang said to me: "To this day, he is still living a very nourishing life, and it is difficult to die!" ”

"Who's that man?" I asked curiously.

Fang Shiliang raised his hand, pointed at himself, and said.

"Me."

When I calmed down again, Fang Shiliang had already cut the roasted rabbit into pieces, put it in a dirty rice bowl, and ate it leisurely.

As for me, he pressed his head with his hand, constantly kissing the earth, and reciprocating the love of Mother Earth.

"Young people's anger is so big, they don't listen to me, and they will slap me in the mouth when they come up." Fang Shiliang scolded while eating rabbit meat: "Why don't you believe your brother Fang?" Doesn't Lao Tzu have any credibility in your eyes? ”

Reliability.

The person who is least qualified to say these three words in this world is probably Fang Shiliang.

"There's a kind of you letting go of your hands!" I scolded, struggling: "When Lao Tzu gets up and can't kill you, I'll follow you"

Before I finished speaking, Fang Shiliang simply let go of his hand.

"What do you want?" Fang Shiliang asked me.

"I want to die!"

The thing I regret the most in my life is probably to follow Fang Shiliang to this thief mountain.

It's a good thing, I didn't learn the skills, and nine times out of ten, I still have to put my life in his hands.

Judging from Fang Shiliang's previous urine, this grandson said that he had operated on himself, and there must be a 90% chance that he was.

I guess he's just researched something that has lost his conscience, and he's going to use me as a test subject, so that's why

"When I operated on myself, I was determined to die." Fang Shiliang smacked his lips, and suddenly told me about this: "Of course, you can also understand that this is my death by all means." ”

"And then?" I sat back, wiped the dirt on my face, and asked Fang Shiliang angrily: "Why didn't you die?" ”

"Do you think I'm going to die?" Fang Shiliang asked rhetorically.

I stopped talking, glaring at him viciously.

"This array is one of the most awesome things I have researched in my life, and you can't guess how much of my hard work in it" Fang Shiliang sighed and said: "The first operation I did, it was indeed a little watery, if it was put on an ordinary person, just cut the vein, put that thing in, and the living would have to die." ”

"That thing?" I noticed these words and asked him, "What is it?" ”

Fang Shiliang didn't answer me, and muttered to himself: "The second operation, it has been greatly improved, at least the living will not die, but the chance of paralysis is very high." ”

"What the" I heard this, and I was so frightened that my head was full of cold sweat: "If you go to study medicine, we Chinese people may not know what to be harmed by you!" ”

"The third surgery was a success." Fang Shiliang ignored me and continued, his eyes lit up, and his tone seemed to be a little excited: "At the beginning, the living will enter a near-death state, but in the end, these lost blood and qi will be quickly replenished, and you can get out of bed after a few days at most, and it is not a dream to completely return to normal!" ”

As soon as I heard him say this, I was embarrassed to interrupt again, and instead of being afraid, I felt a sense of anticipation.

Suddenly, Fang Shiliang frowned: "But"

"But what?" I asked hurriedly.

"But this kind of formation will consume the life span of the living." Fang Shiliang sighed: "It's similar to the principle of breaking the life of the formation, but it is not the life of me, the person who started the formation, it should be the life of the person who was operated on." ”

"How much?" I frowned.

"Fifty years." Fang Shiliang said, and then added: "Maybe it's eighty years, but it's probably like that." ”

"Fuck" my eyes widened, "You've lost so many lives?? ”

"Yes, hey, don't look at me with such eyes, no matter how long I live, I can't die." Fang Shiliang shook his head: "A person's lifespan is determined by heaven, but I am not a human being now, just like those immortal families you saw in the Northeast, do you understand what I mean?" ”

I swallowed, and suddenly remembered what the blind boss had said.

"Fang Shiliang is indeed the closest person to the word immortal in this world, no one will doubt this, that old ghost is fucking fine!"

Thinking of this, I asked Fang Shiliang tentatively.

"Are you immortal?"

"No, it's not like that." Fang Shiliang frowned: "My life is very long, but one day I will also die, this is my own hunch, if I want to be specific, I can't say it myself." ”

"You're going to die sooner or later, so why are you looking for death again?" I can't figure it out.

When Fang Shiliang heard me say this, he just laughed, and did not react angrily.

"It's good for you to be alive, but for me, it's torture."

Fang Shiliang raised his hand and pointed at himself: "There is nothing in this world that I remember, there is nothing I remember, and there is no person who can make me remember, you say, what is there to live here?" ”

I felt that Fang Shiliang was a little extreme, but I didn't say it, nodded and diverted the topic.

"Brother Fang, just tell me directly, how much life do I have to fold when I use this thing?" I asked.

"I've tried this formation many times, and I've improved it more than ten times." Fang Shiliang drank wine with a smile on his face: "At the beginning, I had to fold my lifespan of fifty years, or even eighty years, but in the end, after Lao Tzu's many improvements, this situation is ah"

When Fang Shiliang said this, he suddenly asked me: "How many years did the Shangqing Heavenly Spirit Array you use in the Northeast cost?" ”

"Five years." I replied.

"Well, it's not too little." Fang Shiliang said with a smile: "This formation needs you to fold the lifespan, that is, the lifespan you need to fold twice with the Shangqing Heavenly Spirit, understand?" ”

I was stunned: "Ten years? ”

Fang Shiliang nodded and looked at me deeply.

His eyes were very complicated.

It seems to be a little expectant, a little sympathetic, and a little unbearable.

Anyway, it's an unspeakable contradiction.

"Yes, ten years."

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