Chapter 1 Do Men Have Milk?
"Mentor, you have to take us to pretend to be forced and fly together!!"
Following Zhang Xiaoyu was a group of changes. State.
The reason why Zhang Xiaoyu ran in front, come on, the original man, this has to start a few days ago, a report quietly spread in H County, Dr. G's real body in the room escaped, and the real body played with the security guard's body before escaping. It is said that the security guard has a look of wonder if it is very cool or painful.,Now it's still in the health room of Shengji School Park.γ Dr. G and the chairman of Shengji Academy.,Good friend relationship.γ Dr. G's relationship with the chairman of the board of directors is reasonable, and it makes sense that the security guards who were attacked were arranged in the health room of Shengji School Park.
The question is, Dr. G's real yΓ n body!
The real yΓ n body, to be precise, is not completely real yΓ n body. It is precisely because of the defects that it is difficult to control. Dr. G mobilized the men of Shengji School Park to find his flawed real body,Finder or provide valuable witnesses,You will get a lot of money,Dr. G is a famous tyrant in H County,People are stupid and have a lot of money,The people in Dr. G's room describe him like thatγ
Zhang Xiaoyu is also one of the bounty hunters.
Originally, the morning was beautiful, the sun was high, the white clouds were weak, and people were jubilant. But since a group of bald muscular men came out of the gymnasium, everything has become confusing and unbelievable.
The bald muscular men ran out of the gymnasium, and the first person they saw was Zhang Xiaoyu!
Originally, Zhang Xiaoyu was the change of H County. The spiritual idol of the states, the body teacher. The fame of Little Hugo King has changed in H County. It has been passed on by word of mouth and endured for a long time. After the bald men saw Zhang Xiaoyu, the sense of belonging in their hearts disappeared instantly, ah, it is a mother, it is a great mother, the mentor Zhang Xiaoyu is our mother, the fragile and lonely hearts of our generation, only the mentor can soothe it! The men all choked back tears and chased Zhang Xiaoyu like the wind.
"Mentor, take us together to pretend to fly together."
"Mother, mother."
"Mom, I want milk."
"Mentor, I want to sleep with you."
"Mom, give me milk."
"Mentor,, milk. Milk. Why are you running, Mentor! β
The bald muscular men have never felt that they are so attached to Zhang Xiaoyu, attached to the mentor, the image of Zhang Xiaoyu running around in front of them, exuding the brilliance of motherhood, Zhang Xiaoyu's background is the memory of his mother! The sun that is high in the sky makes the mentor sweat without tears.
The reason why the men regard Zhang Xiaoyu at first sight as the support of their souls and a great mother is that they are connected with Dr. G's incomplete real body, and the men are infected by the real body!
Yes, when the body is excited, fearful, and happy, the violent emotional fluctuations will stimulate him to open the scales on the surface of his skin, and the phosphorus powder in the gaps between the scales will fly into the air, and the living creatures that come into contact with the phosphorus powder will retreat from their mental age, and they will feel young and helpless mentally, longing for their mother's love, and they will regard the uninfected people they see at first sight as their mothers.
Chickens, ducks, ostriches, black swans, etc., will have similar situations. So when a duck walks with a chicken, don't disturb them, they are playing intimate games.
"Pit daddy, don't follow me, who is your mother, no milk, how can I have milk, I am a man, I am a man. Don't follow me anymore!! β
Zhang Xiaoyu turned his head and yelled at the bald men behind him.
Unwilling, Zhang Xiaoyu is very unwilling, what is this, Zhang Xiaoyu just wants to find Dr. G's real body and earn a lot of pocket money. Why, why was he chased by the bald muscular men. If it is a group of soft girls, Zhang Xiaoyu is naturally disrespectful, surrounded by sisters, it is not a man's dream, except for.
"Mamma Mia, I want to sleep with you! You can sing lullabies, I'm wearing a cute little belly pocket, you are stroking my bald head, you are singing, little rabbit, open the door, hurry up, mommy wants to take a bath. If you don't open it, I won't open it, and if your mother doesn't give milk, the door won't open. β
"Mom, I'm so good, your milk, give it to us. Mom, why are you so ruthless, aren't we a family that loves each other? β
"Mother, don't you want us, we're so pitiful! Woo woo β
A black and strong man had snot and tears flowing wildly.
Bald muscular men, they are no longer called Zhang Xiaoyu's mentor, mother, Zhang Xiaoyu's new image in their minds has been replaced by the aura of mother.
βWhatοΌβ
Zhang Xiaoyu decisively tore open his T-shirt, men, men are thirsting for my milk? Zhang Xiaoyu subconsciously looked at the tip of his chest, black, his chest was very flat, with slightly bulging chest muscles, a young man. Zhang Xiaoyu couldn't help but be stunned, "I feel, I feel like I can really secrete milk!" β
"You're stupid."
The rabbit-eared lady flew up and kicked Zhang Xiaoyu wildly.
Mi Li saw that Zhang Xiaoyu wanted to milk his own milk, and the rabbit's ears hurt. Wool, how can a man express milk? Mi Li hated to beat Zhang Xiaoyu and make him sober up.
Zhang Xiaoyu rubbed his chest and bent down to dodge the flying kick of Mi Li.
Xiaoyu's body is not as sensitive as a normal human.
"Rice grains, I have feelings, I have milk!!"
"Has your head been gnawed by a wolf?"
Mi Li jumped onto Zhang Xiaoyu's neck, holding Zhang Xiaoyu's head with both hands. Carefully tugging at Xiaoyu's thick hair, trying to find out if there were any marks of teeth gnawing on it. The rice grains were pulled for a few minutes, hey, nothing, the M wolf didn't bite Xiaoyu's head, why would this kid still be stupid? The pink rabbit ears of the rice grains stood up, and they couldn't figure it out.
Although Mi Li is Zhang Xiaoyu's first demon mother, and the relationship between them is a simple relationship between men and women, Mi Li privately thinks that she can always guess a little bit of the owner's thoughts, isn't this playing with people, isn't it saying that people don't play with people, Xiaoyu, don't take you to play with others like this, Mi Li feels very aggrieved. She hugged Zhang Xiaoyu's head, very distressed.
Carrying a rabbit ear on his neck, Zhang Xiaoyu still threw his two long legs and ran away. Can't be chased by the bald men behind. Otherwise, they will really find milk to drink. Thinking about being surrounded by a group of gentlemen, shouting for milk to drink, Zhang Xiaoyu was also drunk.
Chills!
Waterfall Khan.
8 yes, 8 yes. They can't treat me like that. Zhang Xiaoyu is full of energy and high morale under the will to survive. For the young master my milk, for the young master my chastity. , let's run for our lives.
The group of gentlemen behind Zhang Xiaoyu have a physique comparable to Mr. Bodybuilding, and when they have nothing to do, they either stay in the gym or go to the gymnasium, and their bodies are great. Running is a piece of cake for them, and they swear that they must drink their mother Zhang Xiaoyu's milk. That's my mother's milk.
"Mom, don't run."
"Don't run, Mom."
"Mom, why are you still running?"
"Mom, where is our daddy? Did you get dumped by Daddy? β
"Mom, let us protect you."
"Mom, Daddy, I want Daddy, I want to hold Mom and Daddy's hands."
A group of bitter and shouting men are also unlimited.
Passers-by all exchanged heads and talked about each other.
A child pointed to Zhang Xiaoyu, who was running away, and said to her sister: "Sister, look, there is a rabbit-eared lady riding on the neck of the big brother!" β
"Shhhh The child's sister covered the child's mouth, she couldn't see the rice grains on Zhang Xiaoyu's neck, but her brother could see that the children were all smart and full of spirituality, and it was reasonable to see the demon mother.
"Yo yo, Chek is making trouble, mom has a set of fruits."
"Mom, let's have a set of fruits."
"Black oil, black oil, black oil~~~~~~~~~"
"Mom, you're running in front, and the dolls are chasing behind."
"We are a family, a family that loves each other."
"Mom, is the sun out and the moon coming home?"
A bald man sang.
Zhang Xiaoyu replied unconsciously: "No." β
The bald men sang: "Where did the stars come out and the sun go?" β
Zhang Xiaoyu sang: "In the sky." β
The bald men sang: "I can't find it no matter how I look for it?" β
Zhang Xiaoyu sang: "Go home and drink my mother's milk." β
Bald head and Zhang Xiaoyu sang together: "The sun, moon and stars are a harmonious family." β
Rice grain: "......"
The rabbit-eared lady is already a whole demon girl, and it's not good.