Chapter 2: Sorrow

The day I went down the mountain, it was drizzling, and although the wind was not light, it didn't feel cold when it blew on my body. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I don't know where Fang Shiliang found the umbrella, there are two big red hearts painted on it, looking at the size, it is obvious that it is a couple's umbrella for couples.

When I went down the mountain, he was always very kind and kind to help me with the umbrella, and his expression was so weird that I could see that my heart was furious.

"You go ahead." I patted Fang Shiliang on the shoulder and looked at him very seriously, without the slightest joke: "Don't go behind me." ”

"Dry hair?" Fang Shiliang was stunned.

"I'm afraid you'll me." I looked at him cautiously and asked, "Your umbrella is a little fresh...... Where did you find it? ”

"I picked it up the last time I went down the mountain." Fang Shiliang shrugged his shoulders, and then he was stunned for a moment, as if he wanted to understand what my words meant.

Before I could react, the grandson slapped me on the back of the head and scolded, "Can you fucking stop having so many filthy thoughts?" ”

"Don't blame me, you have to carry this pot." I sneered, "Who told you to look so .......?"

"Huh?" Fang Shiliang glared at me viciously: "What is this? ”

"Kindness." I smiled with a good baby's expression: "Brother Fang is so good to me, and he also helps my brother with an umbrella!" ”

"Brother?" Fang Shiliang glanced at me and sneered: "You are not my brother, do you have this qualification?" ”

When I heard this, my expression froze, and I immediately reacted that I seemed to have said the wrong thing.

Fang Shiliang's younger brother has passed away, I'm mentioning this now, isn't that a pot that can't be opened?!

But it's strange to say, Fang Shiliang doesn't seem to be such a stingy person, it turns out that he hasn't mentioned this, and he hasn't ........

"Do you have what it takes?" Fang Shiliang asked me.

"No, no, no........," I shook my head busily.

"My brother has only one." Fang Shiliang looked at me expressionlessly and said.

I mumbled and said, yes, there's only one.

"Right here."

Fang Shiliang said, raised his finger and pointed to his crotch, and said to me with squeezing his eyebrows: "You are only one meter eight, I am afraid of Lao Tzu's telescopic expansion, do you say you have this qualification?" ”

I was silent for a moment and asked him.

"Can I curse?"

Fang Shiliang shook his head: "No." ”

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When I got down the hill, I found that a car had stopped there against the crossing, and the driver in the car was the same driver who had sent us here.

When he saw Fang Shiliang, he also waved at Fang Shiliang very kindly and called Brother Fang.

"Yes, I'll send you here."

Fang Shiliang stopped, fumbled in his pocket for a while, and handed me my mobile phone.

"Electricity fills you up, contact your own home." Fang Shiliang said with a smile: "Don't say that Lao Tzu is not righteous, I have used all the power banks on the mountain for you, and it took seven to barely fill your mobile phone......."

"If you don't usually play mobile games, I don't think those power banks will only have five or six percent of the power left." I sighed: "Now that there is no electricity on the mountain, I will see what you will play in the future." ”

"If you don't play, you won't play, it's been so many years, and it's still a little bit like running out of electricity?" Fang Shiliang said with a smile.

As soon as the words fell, Fang Shiliang seemed to remember something, and slapped his head suddenly: "Oh fuck, I almost forgot about this!" ”

While muttering, Fang Shiliang groped around the back, and then took out a book wrapped in brown paper.

"What's that?" I frowned, looked at the book in his hand, and said in my heart that this thing has been looking at it for a certain number of years, could it be the secret book of Fang Shiliang's mountains and rivers?

Oops I ...... How embarrassing is this!!

I have rubbed so many benefits here, the physical body array is also there, and those who should be exercised have also been exercised, if he teaches him some mountain and river pulse techniques....... I don't even know where to put my face!

"Are you getting married?" Fang Shiliang asked me.

"It's early, at least I'll have to wait for this trouble........"

Before I could finish my words, Fang Shiliang shook his head, interrupted my words, and handed me the ancient book in his hand.

"This is the thirty-six changes of Tiangang, which can be regarded as a gift from the seniors to you." Fang Shiliang said with a smile: "You, you have to learn the above things, these are the essence of Lao Tzu's original research." ”

Tiangang Thirty-six Changes?!!

Fuck ?!!

When I heard these words, I was completely frightened.

In the traditional mythological story of "Journey to the West", Zhu Bajie learned the thirty-six changes of Tiangang, don't look at his ability to do less than Sun Wukong's seventy-two changes of the earth, its gold content is much higher!

"Mediation and Creation...... Reversing Yin and Yang...... Shifting Stars...... Back to the day...... Shakers...... Shaking the earth......" I muttered as if talking to myself, the shock in my eyes becoming more and more obvious: "I didn't expect it........ Brother Fang, you really have ......... cultivation."

At this time, when I was muttering, I had already turned the first page that recorded the thirty-six changes of Tiangang.

One glance, I felt like my dog was going blind.

"Are you sure you got the wrong book?" I looked at Fang Shiliang with a red face and asked him.

"Nope." Fang Shiliang shrugged: "That's it, it's a must-have for men." ”

I raised my head and looked at Fang Shiliang, and then lowered my head to look at this page, which was almost Yu Chun. Gong Tu's things, he thought about it hesitantly for a while, and finally had the courage to ask Fang Shiliang.

"It's only thirty-six postures, I'm afraid it's not enough." I looked at Fang Shiliang cautiously and asked, "Is there any seventy-two changes in the earth?" ”

"You don't want kidneys?" Fang Shiliang snorted coldly.

"The kidneys made of iron waist plate steel, what are you afraid of, we are not worth this." I sneered, and quietly stuffed this "cheatbook" into my backpack.

I have to say that Fang Shiliang is really a "senior".

Just this hand-painted spring. Gong Tu is enough to see how experienced he is.

"Don't stand stupidly, get in the car." Fang Shiliang urged, and then asked me, "Have you memorized all the formation diagrams of the Taiqing Immortal Array?" ”

I hummed and nodded: "Don't worry, I remember everything, and I won't forget it at all." ”

"That'll do." Fang Shiliang shrugged his shoulders: "Although I have already told you if there is, I still want to remind you that this formation is not a last resort, don't use it." ”

"I know, I'm not going to die myself." I smiled, "Don't worry about it, okay?" ”

"Dog's day still thinks I'm nagging........." Fang Shiliang sighed and waved his hand: "Hurry up, get out, don't bother me if you have nothing to do in the future." ”

I nodded, took a few steps forward with my bag on my back and luggage.

"Old ghost, I'm leaving, you'll be lonely in the future, right?"

"No, it won't." Fang Shiliang held a cigarette in his mouth, stood under the umbrella, and smiled brightly: "This mountain is full of my friends, and it is usually lively." ”

I tilted my head sideways and looked at him deeply.

Then, I didn't speak, walked up to Fang Shiliang without saying a word, patted him on the back with my hand, and hugged him heavily, which was a farewell.

"Ghost master, I'll come back to see you when I have time." I smiled and said, "You have to take care, maybe the next time you come back, you won't be able to beat me." ”

Fang Shiliang was also taken aback by my sudden hug, stunned, and then smiled too.

"Can't beat you? ? ”

Fang Shiliang said, stomped on the ground with his foot, and looked at me with disdain: "Lao Tzu let you have two feet, do you believe it?" ”

I laughed, ignored him, raised my hand, and made a trumpet in front of my mouth.

"I'll go back first!! I'll come and see you guys when I have time in the future!! ”

"Thank you all for taking care of !! during this time"

"Thank you!!"

My voice is not particularly loud, and it seems impossible to spread my voice all over this ghost mountain.

But it's weird to say.

The injustices in the mountain seemed to hear my voice, and at the same time as my shout fell, a howl and roar suddenly sounded in the ghost mountain.

These sounds scary, but I feel like they're saying goodbye to me.

"Ghost master, I'll go back first, I'll take care of the matter with the Dusheng Sect, you don't worry, I don't know if you're lonely, but I know, you will definitely miss me, because I'm too......."

I smiled, waved my hand at Fang Shiliang, and turned to walk towards the car.

"I'll miss you too."

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